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Then you be my kind of CompadRae, stranger. I just pulled my dick out of a rattler, wiped it on a grizzly then stuck it in a shark.

My wife's Air Force 'n' got orders to Dyess. From South Dakota. So it was like trading a punch to the dick for a kick in the nuts.

Damn it... All you fuckers live hours away, close to the cities. 'n' I'm stuck in fucking Abilene.

Where the hell is LJ?

Anything for you.

I'm becoming grouchy because you haven't been around lately.

Well surely it's not me..

Those happen to be some of my favorite candies. We can eat them all Lady and the Tramp status. =)

What could be sweeter than marriage to ME!?

That comment was supposed to say let's get married but I hit enter instead of apostrophe.

Hello sir, I haven't spoken to you in forever! How's life?

Just a reminder...nobody beats the riz.

I think we should all adopt him. Like, a split-custody type thing.

You!!!! it's been so long!

Sometimes, I think I need to adopt you.