Girth
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Birthday:
April 20
Location:
East London.
Occupation:
Very amateur comedian

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Girth

The ladies' choice, from East London.

Is briefly back on here for Xmas! Happy Christmas to all! :-) Dec 23, 2012

Girth was last seen:
Mar 17, 2013
    1. Girth
      Is briefly back on here for Xmas! Happy Christmas to all! :-)
    2. Diesel
      Still around Bro'?
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      2. Diesel
        Diesel
        Hanging on, as always ;). How are things in the life of Girth these days?
        Dec 23, 2012
      3. Girth
        Girth
        Not bad mate. Living with the girlfriend now...pretty swank. Other than that, ill. I'll message you my email pal. Easier to keep in touch.
        Dec 24, 2012
      4. Diesel
        Diesel
        Right mate, send you mine as well. I check it once a week, more often if I'm expecting mail.
        Dec 25, 2012
    3. 54-46 Was My Number
      Now then fella, hows it going? Just found out i'm moving down to london in september, so ridiculously soon! Know any cheap gigs, bars or pubs, preferably in the south of london?
      1. Girth
        Girth
        Bird's Nest Deptford is a great little venue. Fighting Cocks in Kingston. Grosvenor in Stockwell. New Cross Inn at New Cross. Sam Smith's pubs are pretty cheap (few down south I think).
        Aug 18, 2012
      2. 54-46 Was My Number
        54-46 Was My Number
        Cheers man, I'll be honest I was getting worried that there would be no sam smiths pubs but it looks like theres quite a few in london
        Aug 18, 2012
    4. Girth
      Is rather enjoying the music of Soul Boys.
    5. Girth
      Is staying down the financial district. Also, I'm back on the stand up Tuesday.
    6. Girth
      Fuck the corporate world. Give me minimum wage and a beer.
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      2. Girth
        Girth
        Sign me up!
        Jun 12, 2012
      3. pilgrim
        pilgrim
        well they're talking about a major labour shortage here now and the next couple of decades and there's lots of money to be made in the oil sands. might be something worth looking into.
        Jun 12, 2012
      4. pilgrim
    7. Girth
      Is finding it well tough working in the financial sector. Plus, everyone down there seems to be a cunt.
    8. Girth
      is spoken for now ladies
    9. littlebootgirl
      1. Girth
        Girth
        It's all in French! ;-)
        Apr 27, 2012
    10. Girth
      Turns dirty and 30 this Friday.
    11. Thirsty Beaver
      Their going to be instrumental in a 3 game win-streak! I can feel it. How's things?
      1. Girth
        Girth
        Good cheers mate. You? Got a four day weekend! Start my proper job Monday...scary times!
        Mar 29, 2012
      2. Thirsty Beaver
        Thirsty Beaver
        Middle of hell. like 5 papers and some presentations next week, and I haven't been able to sleep more than like 4 hours a night for the past 2 weeks. So close to summer though! Enjoy your weekend, feel free to edit/write some papers for me!
        Mar 29, 2012
    12. 54-46 Was My Number
      You almost had it, but good old Syers rescued it for the not so mighty Bantams!
      1. Girth
        Girth
        Another shit result for us. If you score in the 82nd minute, you should win. FFS!
        Feb 26, 2012
    13. Girth
      EVIL CONDUCT!!!
      1. Swiatek
        Swiatek
        Have fun ya lucky bastard!
        Feb 25, 2012
      2. Girth
        Girth
        I feel about 3/10 today
        Feb 26, 2012
    14. 54-46 Was My Number
      Ahh that does sound a bit crap! My mate had a party that ended up being four of us getting smashed with only one lass there, so a pretty mixed night. It's not looking likely at the moment, work keeps cutting my shifts down so the cash flow is a bit tight at the moment which is shit cause I was really looking forward to seeing Evil Conduct.
    15. Girth
      is looking forward to 2013.
      1. 54-46 Was My Number
        54-46 Was My Number
        Alright mate, how was your new years?
        Jan 5, 2012
    16. 54-46 Was My Number
      If they're playing on a friday or saturday then you should defenately get your arse up here! Last time I saw them they put on a great show, even though most of the crowd didn't turn up until the later bands.
    17. Swiatek
      Aaaahhh! I'm being followed by a mad Welshman!
      1. Girth
        Girth
        Hahaha! Welshman!? How dare you! How's things mate? Good Xmas?
        Dec 28, 2011
      2. Swiatek
        Swiatek
        Yah, yah. Got socks which is all I ask for. You still doin' gigs, man? I haven't checked the youtubes in a loooong time.
        Dec 29, 2011
      3. Girth
        Girth
        I got three this month. New shit too and more offensive...oh dear!
        Jan 2, 2012
    18. 54-46 Was My Number
      Ahh thats always a low point, waking up skint with a hangover and minus a hat! haha guessing it was a good night? Mine was pretty dull, just been waiting for my next pay day
    19. Girth
      Attractive rich ladies, I can be your PA.
    20. littlebootgirl
      hey,sugar how are you ?
      i read you need a new job?i hope you're still "on stage"..
      a bientot mon chou!
      1. Girth
        Girth
        I'm back on stage in Jan, I've written some new stuff. That aside, my job ends 3 days before Xmas. How are you? Where's my plane ticket to France eh?
        Dec 5, 2011
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    Birthday:
    April 20
    Location:
    East London.
    Occupation:
    Very amateur comedian
    The hot laydees love me.

    Laydees, beer, tea, cake, lower league football.