Discussion in 'Skindergarten' started by satanskinder, Dec 26, 2010.
Tell that to them!
I've worked in two, one was beef and the other was pigs.
But I only wore rubber boots around the hog one ... guess I'm out.
So the beef was kosher? Cos if it wasn't, with your blood-tainted boots you could kick Jews and Muslims and they'd instantly burst into flames. Automatic 1000 Oi points!
I think all beef is kosher, but I'm not sure.
This is getting confusing ... fuck it! maybe I should just go out and kick a homeless man.
JUST KIDDING COPPERS!!!
ughhh slaughterhouse... how do you eat? i mean the smell...used to live near one " no bueno!" as my neighbors would say.
Oh, that was years ago, early 90s. The worst was my job with the pigs ...
I had to use a flame and a knife to scrape off the hair after they were killed. Sucked.
All beef is not kosher.Basically a rabbi-type has to certify that slaughtering and prep methods fall within certain guidelines... Or something.
Well, Wally took the job for, shall we say, "experimental" purposes. Now he's real popular with you wimmin. A real "lady-killer" nudgenudgesaynomore.
oh how i love turkey bacon...
HAHAHA human centipede!
They're living the dream.
Ok, here's a serious question.
If 5 men have formed a bumming train... which one is enjoying himself the most?
The second one in. Why? Because he's bumming, getting bummed and wanking off the guy at the front!
M-my brother used to work inna slaughterhouse! Th-that airgun's no good. Y'gotta use the sledge...!
The guy in the suite yelling at them is a nice touch....
Well I guess the blood from the cows on my boots makes them authentic then. That's good, I really didn't want to use the blood of the homeless. I was trying to think of an alternative blood source, like a junkies needle or someone with a nose bleed, but now it seems like I'm good to go.
Actually, my brother did work at the same one before me.
Funny story: He worked on the Kill Floor and our mom asked how they killed the cows.
My brother said "Oh we jump on their back and stab 'em in the head 'till they fall over."
Our mom said "Oh my, that sounds like hard work!" my brother said "Yes, it sure is!" ... haha
there's a movie with ashton kutcher called Spread were he is wearing boots and braces the whole movie. It looks retarded it looks like a trendy kid stole fashion from us
Remember the Passion, fuck fashion. Let bitches wear what they wear. my heart goes naked.
I've seen too many hipsters in New York with shaved heads and boots and braces. Silver spoon kids dressing blue collar to be ironic. Disgusting.
Really? What the fuck are you smoking?
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