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BigBroMC
05-30-2007, 08:43 PM
It came up on another board. Who do you think'd win in a NHB cage match:
Steve Jobs or Bill Gates?

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weknowhowtolive
05-30-2007, 08:44 PM
Jobs, hands down.

Tokyohoon
05-30-2007, 08:56 PM
Whoever put the event on internet PPV.

Blood Red Eagle
05-30-2007, 08:58 PM
Whoever put the event on internet PPV.
bill gates then huh.

bat_girl
05-30-2007, 11:22 PM
Gates. He'd fight dirty.

stefhan302
05-30-2007, 11:24 PM
Pssst Jobs.. Gates would do fine then fall apart like Windows.. Does well for a little time them BAM error

Billy Klubb
05-30-2007, 11:50 PM
Jobs would use his nerd anger toward Gates, who has nothing to be mad about.

Jobs- "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"

caspar
05-31-2007, 02:58 AM
Jobs. Srsly.

Loathe
05-31-2007, 07:09 AM
Jobs would win, then Gates would have his minions kill him.

Gut Check
05-31-2007, 09:42 AM
Doesn't Jobs own a NBA team? He's definately learned some fighting skillz from those criminals.

siobahn
05-31-2007, 10:02 AM
jobs in his huff of geek vengence is the obvious frontrunner, but i wouldn't discount gates so quickly... chances are he's perfected the skill of mind control, or (more likely) has had doctors effectively install laser death rays in his retinas.

HammerHeart
05-31-2007, 05:59 PM
Well, my vote goes to Master Chief...

Skones
05-31-2007, 06:05 PM
Torvalds.

Bound Fo' Glory
05-31-2007, 06:08 PM
Doesn't Jobs own a NBA team? He's definately learned some fighting skillz from those criminals.
Bill Gates' partner Paul Allen owns the Jail Blazers, I don't think Jobs owns a team.


I'm going to go with whoever gives me money.

BigBroMC
05-31-2007, 06:25 PM
Torvalds.

We all know he's just one big ball-o-rage that'd decimate the two of them at the same time... but he's not a real O/S inventor... :tongue:

Skones
05-31-2007, 06:26 PM
I'm going to go with whoever gives me money.

There you go again. Looking for reparations again...

Gut Check
05-31-2007, 10:15 PM
Bill Gates' partner Paul Allen owns the Jail Blazers, I don't think Jobs owns a team.
Yeah, I started thinking maybe it was Steve Wozniak, not Steve Jobs who owned the bassetball team, but I think you're right.

PUNISHER
06-01-2007, 12:44 AM
Jobs is a warrior.

em, a marketing warrior.

PapaSkin
06-01-2007, 12:51 AM
We all know he's just one big ball-o-rage that'd decimate the two of them at the same time... but he's not a real O/S inventor... :tongue:
Ha! And that thief Gates is an inventor? Gawd, I can't believe I just replied to this thread.

BigBroMC
06-01-2007, 11:18 AM
Ha! And that thief Gates is an inventor? Gawd, I can't believe I just replied to this thread.

Never said that... :D

and you know you couldn't stay away for long...

grouchybastid
06-01-2007, 03:34 PM
Torvalds.

Fuck yeah

weknowhowtolive
06-01-2007, 03:36 PM
Ha! And that thief Gates is an inventor? Gawd, I can't believe I just replied to this thread.WHo cares they both ripped of Xerox Parc to begin with. Its just a long line of thievery.