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OiPride
05-31-2007, 04:32 PM
So the other day my ex-girlfriend and I got into an argument and today after first period when I was walking to my next class I hear my name shouted before I turn around I get sucker punched by her. I then got punched 2 more times to the face and scratched to shit before I shoved her off of me, I hate it, I shove her and she fell so all the girls think I hit her even though I had about 15 people plus teachers vouch to say I didn't. Whadda day though, I need a beer.
Skingirlsteady
05-31-2007, 04:37 PM
hahahaha what the fuck, is this a joke or something?? Hahahhaha
OiPride
05-31-2007, 04:38 PM
hahahaha what the fuck, is this a joke or something?? Hahahhaha
No, I'm telling the truth, I just felt like boring you all with my story.
Skingirlsteady
05-31-2007, 04:39 PM
you're a fucking tool
OiPride
05-31-2007, 04:40 PM
you're a fucking tool
Thanks
Pics or it never happenned.
OiPride
05-31-2007, 04:41 PM
Pics or it never happenned.
Shucks
Martina
05-31-2007, 04:43 PM
It pisses me off that some girls think they can do all that shit and expect a guy to stand there and take it. I'm not saying a guy should hit her like he would another dude- but he is certainly within his rights to defend himself..
I hope you broke up with the bitch...
OiPride
05-31-2007, 04:46 PM
It pisses me off that some girls think they can do all that shit and expect a guy to stand there and take it. I'm not saying a guy should hit her like he would another dude- but he is certainly within his rights to defend himself..
I hope you broke up with the bitch...
That's whats funny, we've been broken up for about a month now, but she always pushes me to get back together, and she got pissed got 1) I told her to get over us, and 2) to stop shootin mouth off about me, since shes been talking shit behind my back now ever since.
Martina
05-31-2007, 04:51 PM
That's whats funny, we've been broken up for about a month now, but she always pushes me to get back together, and she got pissed got 1) I told her to get over us, and 2) to stop shootin mouth off about me, since shes been talking shit behind my back now ever since.
Are you worth all this....post a picture of yourself.
Diana E
05-31-2007, 04:52 PM
Pics or it never happenned.
Cut me a break, we already got one poofy fuck using that line.
Skones
05-31-2007, 04:56 PM
Cut me a break, we already got one poofy fuck using that line.
Yeah yeah, fuck you too.
And for the record, I never ask for pictures. I DEMAND video!
In this case, I don't care enough.
Skones
05-31-2007, 04:57 PM
That's whats funny, we've been broken up for about a month now, but she always pushes me to get back together, and she got pissed got 1) I told her to get over us, and 2) to stop shootin mouth off about me, since shes been talking shit behind my back now ever since.
Word of advice, if she wants to get "back together" and you don't, come to a compromise. Become fuck buddies.
Diana E
05-31-2007, 05:09 PM
Yeah yeah, fuck you too.
And for the record, I never ask for pictures. I DEMAND video!
In this case, I don't care enough.
You're almost like beetlejuice...
siobahn
05-31-2007, 05:17 PM
Word of advice, if she wants to get "back together" and you don't, come to a compromise. Become fuck buddies.
don't listen to him kid, the crazy cunt will probably prick holes in the condom.
on an unrelated note, skones, i ran across what i believe to be your myspace the other day.. usually i can kindasorta picture people who write online, but if that's you...holy hell was i ever wrong. haha
don't listen to him kid, the crazy cunt will probably prick holes in the condom.
on an unrelated note, skones, i ran across what i believe to be your myspace the other day.. usually i can kindasorta picture people who write online, but if that's you...holy hell was i ever wrong. haha
is he cute?
siobahn
05-31-2007, 05:21 PM
is he cute?
i couldn't tell, there was some sort of small animal on his face... :wink:
i couldn't tell, there was some sort of small animal on his face... :wink:
hahaha..hrmm sounds intriguing though
Skones
05-31-2007, 05:27 PM
on an unrelated note, skones, i ran across what i believe to be your myspace the other day.. usually i can kindasorta picture people who write online, but if that's you...holy hell was i ever wrong. haha
Why you gotta be a stranger? Say hi.
As for what I look like...
I know, I'm sexy beyond my years.
is he cute?
God damn straight I am.
Why you gotta be a stranger? Say hi.
As for what I look like...
I know, I'm sexy beyond my years.
God damn straight I am.
hahaha arrogant aren't we?
siobahn
05-31-2007, 05:32 PM
Why you gotta be a stranger? Say hi.
hah, well i told ya, my myspace hasn't got anything on it anyway. i don't even know how to work that shit, i only registered anonymously so i can laugh at the stuff other people post.
i mean, look..yeah, that's it...
Skones
05-31-2007, 05:35 PM
hahaha arrogant aren't we?
Ha, it's not arrogance if it's the truth...
Bound Fo' Glory
05-31-2007, 05:46 PM
I'm not saying a guy should hit her like he would another dude
Sheeeit, OiPride needs to take a look at a little film called What's love got to do with it? Where the father of Rock & Roll, Ike Turner turns country ass Anna Mae Bullock into the international superstar Tina Turner through a series of comedic beatings. It shows that hitting women like men results in them becoming platinum selling recording stars.
....at least I think that was the point to that movie.
Bound Fo' Glory
05-31-2007, 05:50 PM
i couldn't tell, there was some sort of small animal on his face... :wink:
Knowing Skones it was probably a trouser snake.
strangler
05-31-2007, 05:58 PM
"So the other day my ex-girlfriend and I got into an argument and today after first period when I was walking to my next class I hear my name shouted before I turn around I get sucker punched by her. I then got punched 2 more times to the face and scratched to shit before I shoved her off of me, I hate it, I shove her and she fell so all the girls think I hit her even though I had about 15 people plus teachers vouch to say I didn't. Whadda day though, I need a beer."
yeah and it sucks when women team up on you and completely distort the truth and demonize you.hittin bitches aint cool but you shoulda laid her out in self-defence.
OiPride
05-31-2007, 07:43 PM
yeah and it sucks when women team up on you and completely distort the truth and demonize you.hittin bitches aint cool but you shoulda laid her out in self-defence.
Hitting a girl in self defense is a last resort, but it's not even an option when you're in front of that many people.
nycskin89
05-31-2007, 07:48 PM
I've never hit or shoved a girl, I normally just grab them in a bear hug. I tend to date small girls so they hit me I just pick them up, seems to work. But if a chick came at me with a knife or some shit I'll lay her out without any guilt.
Diana E
05-31-2007, 07:55 PM
Hitting a girl in self defense is a last resort, but it's not even an option when you're in front of that many people.
Drop me a dime and i'll beat her ass for you.
PoundingNails
05-31-2007, 07:59 PM
Drop me a dime and i'll beat her ass for you.
Dimebag?
weknowhowtolive
05-31-2007, 08:18 PM
Hahahahahahah you got beat the fuck up by a girl
OiPride
05-31-2007, 09:57 PM
Hahahahahahah you got beat the fuck up by a girl
You can't win them all :rolleyes:
Argyleskin
05-31-2007, 11:39 PM
I'm not saying a guy should hit her like he would another dude- but he is certainly within his rights to defend himself..
I hope you broke up with the bitch...
Why shouldn't he "hit her like he would another dude"? If a bitch steps like a guy,pops a sucker punch off like a guy..then why shouldn't she be spitting out her teeth too....like a guy?
Honestly I love this "Oh goodness hit light it's a lady.." fuck that. If a bitch is stupid enough to haul off and sucker punch someone then she's stupid enough to think she's going to get a love tap.
weknowhowtolive
05-31-2007, 11:40 PM
Why shouldn't he "hit her like he would another dude"? If a bitch steps like a guy,pops a sucker punch off like a guy..then why shouldn't she be spitting out her teeth too....like a guy?
Honestly I love this "Oh goodness hit light it's a lady.." fuck that. If a bitch is stupid enough to haul off and sucker punch someone then she's stupid enough to think she's going to get a love tap.haha best post ever. if a girl hits me im knocking her the fuck out.
SouthSide Eric
05-31-2007, 11:44 PM
Sheeeit, OiPride needs to take a look at a little film called What's love got to do with it? Where the father of Rock & Roll, Ike Turner turns country ass Anna Mae Bullock into the international superstar Tina Turner through a series of comedic beatings. It shows that hitting women like men results in them becoming platinum selling recording stars.
....at least I think that was the point to that movie.
You forgot the important part where he and Rick James found NOW(you better get this Critic reference mo-fo...)!
PUNISHER
06-01-2007, 12:28 AM
That's whats funny, we've been broken up for about a month now, but she always pushes me to get back together, and she got pissed got 1) I told her to get over us, and 2) to stop shootin mouth off about me, since shes been talking shit behind my back now ever since.
What can you say? Ladies love a skinhead.
CptnSpaulding
06-01-2007, 12:42 AM
Hahahahahahah you got beat the fuck up by a girl
haha I got punched in the face twice by some chick downtown this year cuz I did some unpleasant things to her BF (who shoved her to the ground outside of a bar)... it was pretty embarrasing.... people still laugh about how I got "beat up" by a 5'0 tall chick
CptnSpaulding
06-01-2007, 12:43 AM
you're a fucking tool
did I miss something in his post?
weknowhowtolive
06-01-2007, 12:52 AM
haha I got punched in the face twice by some chick downtown this year cuz I did some unpleasant things to her BF (who shoved her to the ground outside of a bar)... it was pretty embarrasing.... people still laugh about how I got "beat up" by a 5'0 tall chicki got my nose broke by a girl one night but it wasnt my fault. we were playing some drinking game and i was looking the other way and she just hit me in the face and crunch...real weird..
CptnSpaulding
06-01-2007, 12:55 AM
i got my nose broke by a girl one night but it wasnt my fault. we were playing some drinking game and i was looking the other way and she just hit me in the face and crunch...real weird..
yea well...at least you didnt think you were being a good samaritan like me...next time I am just gonna look the other way..ha
weknowhowtolive
06-01-2007, 12:56 AM
yea well...at least you didnt think you were being a good samaritan like me...next time I am just gonna look the other way..hanah she cleaned my house for a weak
BoobsNBoots
06-01-2007, 12:58 AM
hahaha arrogant aren't we?
He's a tall, scrawny ass motherfucker who can't dance.
AND I HAVE VIDEO TO PROVE IT.
LastRites
06-01-2007, 01:20 AM
Man...that chick sounds like she'd be fun to hang around with. I bet she was a firecracker in bed too. How old is she?
weknowhowtolive
06-01-2007, 01:22 AM
Man...that chick sounds like she'd be fun to hang around with. I bet she was a firecracker in bed too. How old is she?You know whod be fun to hang around....
BoobsNBoots
06-01-2007, 01:30 AM
Man...that chick sounds like she'd be fun to hang around with. I bet she was a firecracker in bed too. How old is she?
Well he's 16 and in high school...So I'm guessing jailbait?
i sense another high school shooting in the making.
LastRites
06-01-2007, 02:41 AM
Well he's 16 and in high school...So I'm guessing jailbait?
Boooo...too old.
Bwahahahahahah.
caspar
06-01-2007, 02:41 AM
He's a tall, scrawny ass motherfucker who can't dance.
AND I HAVE VIDEO TO PROVE IT.
Post that shit up, b! Psh. Leavin' us all in suspense.
LastRites
06-01-2007, 02:44 AM
You know whod be fun to hang around....
Walt Disney?
Skingirlsteady
06-01-2007, 07:15 AM
You know whod be fun to hang around....
get your drunk nick look-alike cowboy hat wearin' ass to bed. Im still bitter you were MEAN.
RuneDK
06-01-2007, 08:24 AM
i sense another high school shooting in the making.
hahahaha... OiPride or the chick? Or do they both team up and just waste everyone in sight?
DIYWMD
06-01-2007, 10:50 AM
Hitting a girl in self defense is a last resort,
Shoot for the double then, Junior!
DIYWMD
06-01-2007, 10:51 AM
Boooo...too old.
Bwahahahahahah.
Shame on you for stealing SS Erich the South Side Nazi Spider-Man's lines!
SouthSide Eric
06-01-2007, 01:24 PM
Shame on you for stealing SS Erich the South Side Nazi Spider-Man's lines!
I know nuthzing!!
(Done in a Sgt. Shcultz voice for those of you that are square!)
siobahn
06-01-2007, 02:21 PM
You know whod be fun to hang around....
um.. who? is this another of your famous attempts at soliciting male same-sex melon pornography? don't lie...
Dawgnuts
06-01-2007, 03:18 PM
um.. who? is this another of your famous attempts at soliciting male same-sex melon pornography? don't lie...
Your mom.
BoobsNBoots
06-01-2007, 03:22 PM
Boooo...too old.
Bwahahahahahah.
Sick puppy you are..
Post that shit up, b! Psh. Leavin' us all in suspense.
He'd probably kill me and unlike him, I have a conscience.
Skones
06-01-2007, 03:30 PM
He'd probably kill me and unlike him, I have a conscience.
Haa, it's right there on my MySpace for the masses to see...
I think it's even on youtube...
MAKnuckleBoy
06-01-2007, 04:06 PM
Maybe you should steal her Trapper Keeper or write dirty things about her in the Boy's locker room. You could draw a mean picture of her and pass it around the class or spread rumors about her cheating on her algebra test.
Bound Fo' Glory
06-01-2007, 04:48 PM
You forgot the important part where he and Rick James found NOW(you better get this Critic reference mo-fo...)!
Was that the one where Ike was telling his side of the story?
Billy Klubb
06-01-2007, 04:50 PM
You're almost like beetlejuice...
Mmmmm.... juice....
HEADKICK HERO
06-01-2007, 05:04 PM
this whole crazy bitch hit me and i got the blame topic reminds me of a book i just read, its called Shit Magnet and the authors name is jim goad, im not going to go on about it but you should read it....
Martina
06-01-2007, 07:29 PM
this whole crazy bitch hit me and i got the blame topic reminds me of a book i just read, its called Shit Magnet and the authors name is jim goad, im not going to go on about it but you should read it....
Is an idiot...
HEADKICK HERO
06-01-2007, 08:51 PM
what makes you say that? im not sayin i want to be best friends with him but he writes an interesting book, i havnt read everything by him, only shit magnet and peices of the redneck manifesto (i havnt finished it). i think he rants quite a bit on and on with the euphamisms, and the material is no doubt offensive, but i dont know that i'd call him and idiot......do tell
Martina
06-02-2007, 08:04 AM
He makes up a lot of bullshit and writes about it...other than a few witty remarks I bet 80% of what he says didn't happen the way he said it happened.
strangler
06-03-2007, 01:45 PM
Why shouldn't he "hit her like he would another dude"? If a bitch steps like a guy,pops a sucker punch off like a guy..then why shouldn't she be spitting out her teeth too....like a guy?
Honestly I love this "Oh goodness hit light it's a lady.." fuck that. If a bitch is stupid enough to haul off and sucker punch someone then she's stupid enough to think she's going to get a love tap.
you can only get away with that with feminists because then your just giving them what they want-equal treatment.
Fullon
06-03-2007, 01:57 PM
this whole crazy bitch hit me and i got the blame topic reminds me of a book i just read, its called Shit Magnet and the authors name is jim goad, im not going to go on about it but you should read it....
ANSWER Me! was a great zine. Basically the fact that he's a complete asshole and bullshitter is why his writing is interesting... Classic pulp-style coverage. The first three were recently reissued, check it out.
HEADKICK HERO
06-03-2007, 02:26 PM
yea i was looking for them, i found em on a website for scapegoat publishing, but i havnt picked them up yet.
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