So I sucker punched a guy

[PUNISHER]

It was the first time ever ever did it. He really pissed me off and I've wanted to do it since I met him. I gotta admit that the sweet sting on my middle finger knuckle felt so nice. Basically the guy was a condescending prick and I was drunk and had enough, so I swung. I cracked him pretty good (I heard he missed work the next day) and went in for a second swing to finish him off, but I was hammered and missed. One of my friends grabbed me and pulled me back, and that was about it. I still remember that sweet cracking sound like the first time I had sex.

So, have any of you ever suckered someone? Let's hear it.

[MarkSociety]

Like from behind? If you sucker punch someone from behind you're a coward. That can also seriously fuck someone up, like death... But if you mean you were facing him and he was a douche, then fuckin right. I've done that more than once. We were playing this gig in Cambridge (ON) and these guys were beating on my buddy so after he got away I went up to one of them and asked what happened. I was so drunk and pissed off I swung mid sentence and hit him about 15 times right in the jaw. Security came out, they called the cops and told us never to come back to Cambridge. Haha.

[PUNISHER]

Like from behind? If you sucker punch someone from behind you're a coward. That can also seriously fuck someone up, like death... But if you mean you were facing him and he was a douche, then fuckin right. I've done that more than once. We were playing this gig in Cambridge (ON) and these guys were beating on my buddy so after he got away I went up to one of them and asked what happened. I was so drunk and pissed off I swung mid sentence and hit him about 15 times right in the jaw. Security came out, they called the cops and told us never to come back to Cambridge. Haha.
Yeah from behind, and he was sitting. hahahah. I'm no coward. He was looking at me and I hit him in the side of the head. I wanted to kill him at the moment actually. I dont like being disrespected to my face. Besides. I dont normally do this, I just lost it. Like I said, it was the first time I ever did something like that. He really pissed me off. I actually "saw red".

[ghost]

It was the first time ever ever did it. He really pissed me off and I've wanted to do it since I met him. I gotta admit that the sweet sting on my middle finger knuckle felt so nice. Basically the guy was a condescending prick and I was drunk and had enough, so I swung. I cracked him pretty good (I heard he missed work the next day) and went in for a second swing to finish him off, but I was hammered and missed. One of my friends grabbed me and pulled me back, and that was about it. I still remember that sweet cracking sound like the first time I had sex.

So, have any of you ever suckered someone? Let's hear it.

If I recall arent you a boxer as well? If so you probably knocked the fuck out of that guy. haha.

[weknowhowtolive]

You're a fighter and you never sucker punched someone?

[PUNISHER]

If I recall arent you a boxer as well? If so you probably knocked the fuck out of that guy. haha.
I really don't know, it was a blur and I walked away after I got pulled back. The guy came out of the alley after a while and said, wtf? And I said, what? And he just took off.

You're a fighter and you never sucker punched someone?
Nope, I'm a pretty nice guy actually. This guy was just a real douche.

[Dawgnuts]

Like from behind? If you sucker punch someone from behind you're a coward. That can also seriously fuck someone up, like death... But if you mean you were facing him and he was a douche, then fuckin right. I've done that more than once. We were playing this gig in Cambridge (ON) and these guys were beating on my buddy so after he got away I went up to one of them and asked what happened. I was so drunk and pissed off I swung mid sentence and hit him about 15 times right in the jaw. Security came out, they called the cops and told us never to come back to Cambridge. Haha.


Shut the fuck up.

[PUNISHER]

Shut the fuck up.
Heheh, I thought so too.

[RuneDK]

One of my friends' friend called me something i don't recall since i was too drunk, but it pissed me off and I punched him once. That sent him to the ground and two days later I met him and he had two black eyes. He wasn't happy to see me, so he walked away and I've never seen him since.

Does that count? Other than that I'm usually the shittalker who take the first punch. :smiley_abused:

[weknowhowtolive]

One of my friends' friend called me something i don't recall since i was too drunk, but it pissed me off and I punched him once. That sent him to the ground and two days later I met him and he had two black eyes. He wasn't happy to see me, so he walked away and I've never seen him since.

Does that count? Other than that I'm usually the shittalker who take the first punch. :smiley_abused:I think your english is wrong there...you meant "take it in the shitter" right?

[Mommys_lil_Chola]

I sucker punched my mom and she didn't do a damn thing but try to make me feel bad, can you believe the balls on that bitch.

[strangler]

It was the first time ever ever did it. He really pissed me off and I've wanted to do it since I met him. I gotta admit that the sweet sting on my middle finger knuckle felt so nice. Basically the guy was a condescending prick and I was drunk and had enough, so I swung. I cracked him pretty good (I heard he missed work the next day) and went in for a second swing to finish him off, but I was hammered and missed. One of my friends grabbed me and pulled me back, and that was about it. I still remember that sweet cracking sound like the first time I had sex.

So, have any of you ever suckered someone? Let's hear it.

was the guy a skin?

[Argyleskin]

was the guy a skin?

That makes a difference in some way,how? You gonna fly out to Japan and work 'ol Punisher over if he in some way went against the rules of the street by sucker punching a guy? Yeah..didn't think so.

[strangler]

That makes a difference in some way,how? You gonna fly out to Japan and work 'ol Punisher over if he in some way went against the rules of the street by sucker punching a guy? Yeah..didn't think so.

what the fuck are ranting about?-cause I havent the slightest clue.hell no it doesnt make a God-damn bit of difference and I wasnt suggesting it does as some naeive little poser dip-shit would as you apparently assume I am.if someone thinks theyre better and is condescending than that tickles me inside that this guy sucker punched him because ppl like that who are actually falsely puffed up to that degree need to be heavily fucking chastised by physical violence-especially little shit-talking scenester poser fucks.

i asked because Im sincerely curious to know what type of a person it was-cause if it was some arrogant rich boy or mainstream idiot or "hipster" for that matter that be delightful to know(that he got sucker-punched)

[RuneDK]

I think your english is wrong there...you meant "take it in the shitter" right?

Come one... you can do better than that...

[Argyleskin]

what the fuck are ranting about?-cause I havent the slightest clue.hell no it doesnt make a God-damn bit of difference and I wasnt suggesting it does as some naeive little poser dip-shit would as you apparently assume I am.if someone thinks theyre better and is condescending than that tickles me inside that this guy sucker punched him because ppl like that who are actually falsely puffed up to that degree need to be heavily fucking chastised by physical violence-especially little shit-talking scenester poser fucks.

i asked because Im sincerely curious to know what type of a person it was-cause if it was some arrogant rich boy or mainstream idiot or "hipster" for that matter that be delightful to know(that he got sucker-punched)

Whoah..slow down cowboy. Might want to switch to decaf. I was merely making a joke.:wink:

[strangler]

Whoah..slow down cowboy. Might want to switch to decaf. I was merely making a joke.:wink:


i am a wordy little bastard - especially due to all the God-damn coffee.you try bein sober and see if you dont start spoutin off at the mouth yourself!

[DIYWMD]

i am a little bastard!

Got that right...

[Johnny Rebel]

It was the first time ever ever did it. He really pissed me off and I've wanted to do it since I met him. I gotta admit that the sweet sting on my middle finger knuckle felt so nice. Basically the guy was a condescending prick and I was drunk and had enough, so I swung. I cracked him pretty good (I heard he missed work the next day) and went in for a second swing to finish him off, but I was hammered and missed. One of my friends grabbed me and pulled me back, and that was about it. I still remember that sweet cracking sound like the first time I had sex.

So, have any of you ever suckered someone? Let's hear it.


I remember that sweet cracking time when I first had sexy time. She was ok though-

[HEADKICK HERO]

sucker punching people makes me feel warm inside....hahaha. actually the only time i think, no wait, ok twice. the one time and the most recent i cant really talk about but the other one is pretty funny. i was in boston and we were outside of this bar (i forget the name of the bar but death and taxes were playing) and me a friend of mine and his girlfriend were arguing because she wanted to leave he was pissed and i was trying to moderate, either way i think this dickhead thought i was somehow out of line with the way i was talking to her or something i dont know but nothing had happened to merit him even aproaching the situation..but he did anyway. he came up and said something shitty about the way i was acting and i told him to get lost it was none of his business, then he went to say something else and i punched him once, he fell down then walked back inside. the argument subsided with us deciding to leave and head back to the hotel, we were headed to the corner to catch a cab when he came back out with a bouncer, the bouncer was standing in front of me and the other guy beside him. the bouncer was telling me i needed to calm down and i smiled and said "we need to calm down? what about those guys up the street?" then i pointed up the street at nothing, there was noone there, but when he looked left i punched the guy that went and got him in the face again, he fell against the wall and then onto the ground, i told them to have a nice night and jumped in the cab to the hotel......good times.

[strangler]

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i am a little bastard!

"Got that right..."


I know who my father is !?!?

[RuneDK]

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i am a little bastard!

"Got that right..."


I know who my father is !?!?

Goddamnit... why didn't I think of that comeback?

[Brokiller]

I think he understood he was going to get punched, and if he didn't, then good on you for doing it anyways. If there's one universal truth in this world, it's that people who annoy deserve beatings.

[PoundingNails]

Like from behind? If you sucker punch someone from behind you're a coward. That can also seriously fuck someone up, like death... But if you mean you were facing him and he was a douche, then fuckin right. I've done that more than once. We were playing this gig in Cambridge (ON) and these guys were beating on my buddy so after he got away I went up to one of them and asked what happened. I was so drunk and pissed off I swung mid sentence and hit him about 15 times right in the jaw. Security came out, they called the cops and told us never to come back to Cambridge. Haha.
I got suckerd from behind once and it was like I couldn't stand up straight for about 20 seconds, WTF causes that?

[caspar]

I've sucker punched 2 people in my life. Both deserved it for talking mad shit on friends and family.

[Bound Fo' Glory]

We were playing this gig in Cambridge (ON) and these guys were beating on my buddy so after he got away I went up to one of them and asked what happened. I was so drunk and pissed off I swung mid sentence and hit him about 15 times right in the jaw. Security came out, they called the cops and told us never to come back to Cambridge. Haha.
You're the coolest motherfucker of all time.

[Johnny Rebel]

I got suckerd from behind once and it was like I couldn't stand up straight for about 20 seconds, WTF causes that?


My guess is just being caught off guard, having no time to prepare for the strike, when your walking down the street are you clenched up waiting to get hit?

[PoundingNails]

My guess is just being caught off guard, having no time to prepare for the strike, when your walking down the street are you clenched up waiting to get hit?
No I was fighting with a few dudes and it caught me right at the base of the skull. If I hadn't been able to keep it together I'd have gotten the whooping of my life. Then quick as it came it went. It was like taking a punch square on the ear without the pain or being able to blow air out your eardrum for a couple of weeks afterword. I've always guessed that some artery got pinched or squashed that was running to that part of my brain that controls balance or maybe something else, dunno but I've always wondered.

[DIYWMD]

No I was fighting with a few dudes and it caught me right at the base of the skull. If I hadn't been able to keep it together I'd have gotten the whooping of my life. Then quick as it came it went. It was like taking a punch square on the ear without the pain or being able to blow air out your eardrum for a couple of weeks afterword. I've always guessed that some artery got pinched or squashed that was running to that part of my brain that controls balance or maybe something else, dunno but I've always wondered.


Brainstem or somethin maybe. Spine meets dome there? It's a bad place to be hit.

[ArmedSuspect]

I suckerpunched your mom in the twat with my cock; knocked the bitch right the fuck out.

[Blue Blood]

Back when I was a HS kid,living in the projects w/ my mum,one of my buds told me that a guy I drank beer with was looking into my sister's(she lived in the projects @ the time also)window....No problem.
I went to the local convience store in my bricks..waited for him,AKA scumbag,to come out,& drilled him right on the button..then I fought two of his buddies(not from my neighborhood)..to this day if I go to a bar in Malden & run into one of the guys,it always gets brought up..with a smile.:smile:

[Mamaskin]

I sucker punched my ex husband. I was moving out of our apartment and loading my shit into the car. I was on the last load and the whole time i was moving he wouldnt shut the fuck up. Telling me i needed him ,and a bunch of shit like that. I guess i finally had enough and punched him in the side of the head and he fell over the chair he was leaning on. I ran to the car and left haha fucker was 6ft3 and 260 lbs.
Ive punched alot of people over the years but that was the most satisfying.

[Skones]

I got suckerd from behind once and it was like I couldn't stand up straight for about 20 seconds, WTF causes that?

Brainstem or somethin maybe. Spine meets dome there? It's a bad place to be hit.

That's exactly it.

I've always guessed that some artery got pinched or squashed

More like a combination of your brain being slammed into the front of your skull and blunt force trauma (albeit very light trauma) to your spinal cord, which is, after all, one big nerve. It's kinda like hitting your funny bone. Doesn't cause much damage but hurts like a motherfucker.

[PoundingNails]

That's exactly it.



More like a combination of your brain being slammed into the front of your skull and blunt force trauma (albeit very light trauma) to your spinal cord, which is, after all, one big nerve. It's kinda like hitting your funny bone. Doesn't cause much damage but hurts like a motherfucker.
Makes sense. I tell you I didn't like it one bit.

[CptnSpaulding]

next time if your worried if its gonne be considered a "sucker punch"... just yell, "Hey!! I'M ABOUT TO PUNCH YOU...GET READY" right before you do it.. haha.


edit: but seriously... if its from the front..I hardly know how to define sucker punch....unless of course someone acts like their about to shake your hand or something misleading- and then clobbers you. I dont know

[eddie shots]

ive always looked at it as "you give some and you get some". all is fare in love and war.

[caspar]

I sucker punched my ex husband. I was moving out of our apartment and loading my shit into the car. I was on the last load and the whole time i was moving he wouldnt shut the fuck up. Telling me i needed him ,and a bunch of shit like that. I guess i finally had enough and punched him in the side of the head and he fell over the chair he was leaning on. I ran to the car and left haha fucker was 6ft3 and 260 lbs.
Ive punched alot of people over the years but that was the most satisfying.Oh yeah. I forgot about moments like those. Three people.

[weknowhowtolive]

next time if your worried if its gonne be considered a "sucker punch"... just yell, "Hey!! I'M ABOUT TO PUNCH YOU...GET READY" right before you do it.. haha.


edit: but seriously... if its from the front..I hardly know how to define sucker punch....unless of course someone acts like their about to shake your hand or something misleading- and then clobbers you. I dont knowI cant find the damn video but theres one of some dude who is about to fight another dude...and out of nowhere some dude runs up and clocks him blindside. Its the perfect definition of sucker punch.

[LastRites]

I cant find the damn video but theres one of some dude who is about to fight another dude...and out of nowhere some dude runs up and clocks him blindside. Its the perfect definition of sucker punch.
You talking about the white and the black dude arguing and then a 3rd comes from behind? If thats the one...then yeah....good sucker punch.

[weknowhowtolive]

You talking about the white and the black dude arguing and then a 3rd comes from behind? If thats the one...then yeah....good sucker punch.Yep thats the one. First time I saw it I couldnt stop laughing.

Reminded me of the dudes who say "lets take this to the alley!" and someone follows.

[PUNISHER]

what the fuck are ranting about?-cause I havent the slightest clue.hell no it doesnt make a God-damn bit of difference and I wasnt suggesting it does as some naeive little poser dip-shit would as you apparently assume I am.if someone thinks theyre better and is condescending than that tickles me inside that this guy sucker punched him because ppl like that who are actually falsely puffed up to that degree need to be heavily fucking chastised by physical violence-especially little shit-talking scenester poser fucks.

i asked because Im sincerely curious to know what type of a person it was-cause if it was some arrogant rich boy or mainstream idiot or "hipster" for that matter that be delightful to know(that he got sucker-punched)
He was the arrogant rich boy type who basically just came to Asia to play the feild.

[PUNISHER]

No I was fighting with a few dudes and it caught me right at the base of the skull. If I hadn't been able to keep it together I'd have gotten the whooping of my life. Then quick as it came it went. It was like taking a punch square on the ear without the pain or being able to blow air out your eardrum for a couple of weeks afterword. I've always guessed that some artery got pinched or squashed that was running to that part of my brain that controls balance or maybe something else, dunno but I've always wondered.
That's your cerrebellum, a little smack can get you off balance.

[Big_8]

You're the coolest motherfucker of all time.Cut him some slack.It's super cool hardcore shit to hit a person in Canada.I bet he didn't even apologize after he did it.

[CptnSpaulding]

I cant find the damn video but theres one of some dude who is about to fight another dude...and out of nowhere some dude runs up and clocks him blindside. Its the perfect definition of sucker punch.
I know what your talking about..... i'm talking about from the front. I'm just saying... its sorta hard to define "sucker punch"....besides the obvious

[MAKnuckleBoy]

Sucker-punchin' is for fags. Man up and call the prick out.

[steeltoed_prick]

Hmm......I don't think I've ever really suckerpunched anyone......I did sucker-kick-in-the-balls-from-behind a friend of mine though. He was driving like a dumbass on the way to the bar and about killed us sliding around on the entrance ramp, scaring the living shit out of me. Keep in mind that not long before that I had almost got my ass killed in a nasty car wreck. So, he was taking a pool shot (I was at the bar drinking, not in the game) and I just walked up and lifted him off the ground on a whim. You know, that perfect alignment of boot and groin where your steeltoe gets the dick and your lace area gets the balls and taint (I don't know how to spell that) and the force from the kick actually causes lift-off. He dropped so hard it shook the floor. It was fucked up of me, but he drives like a grandpa if I'm riding with him now.

[PapaSkin]

I got sucker punched once...I was surrounded by about 8 guys, only one of them squared off to me and was drunk as shit yelling something about his buddy and how he was going to kick my ass, so I turned to his buddy and said, sorry man, what's going on and out of nowhere, the first guy slams into the side of my head - right above my left ear....I didn't feel a God damn thing but my body was jolted and I came flying back with the biggest right handed punch into this guys forehead I'm sure he'd ever had...his eyes rolled up as he was blacking out and spinning around towards the ground, but I wasn't done - I grabbed the back of his shirt and just pounded the fuck out of the back of his head as he was going down.

I hate that sucker punch shit - but at least it didn't get him to far that time. :)

[Loathe]

call the prick out.

Is this jr high?

[bacon_lettuce_tomato]

next time if your worried if its gonne be considered a "sucker punch"... just yell, "Hey!! I'M ABOUT TO PUNCH YOU...GET READY" right before you do it.. haha.


edit: but seriously... if its from the front..I hardly know how to define sucker punch....unless of course someone acts like their about to shake your hand or something misleading- and then clobbers you. I dont know

Sucker punch: n. What somebody says happened to them after they got their ass kicked and they still want to look tough.

Example:"Hey John, thats quite the shiner you got there. You get in a fight?"
"Kinda, some asshole sucker punched me. I would have kicked his ass, but..."

I dont know. If sucker punch means you are fighting unfairly, then I sucker punch people all the time. When I hit people I am trying to cause them physical harm. I really dont care about respecting them and showing proper manners.

[HEADKICK HERO]

Is this jr high? meet me at the bleachers after school....hahaha

[HEADKICK HERO]

Sucker punch: n. What somebody says happened to them after they got their ass kicked and they still want to look tough.

Example:"Hey John, thats quite the shiner you got there. You get in a fight?"
"Kinda, some asshole sucker punched me. I would have kicked his ass, but..."

I dont know. If sucker punch means you are fighting unfairly, then I sucker punch people all the time. When I hit people I am trying to cause them physical harm. I really dont care about respecting them and showing proper manners.i find that does happen alot, everyone claims to have been suckerpunched if they lose. i dont know, usually if i think theres a 50% chance your going to punch me i punch you first, i dont know if that makes me a habitual suckerpuncher or what but fuck em. i would never do it to someone i respected or was friends with (sometimes you gotta kick your drunk friends ass) but as far as some scumbag goes that im going to have to fight...fuck him.

[PapaSkin]

i find that does happen alot, everyone claims to have been suckerpunched if they lose.
I've been sucker punched and didn't loose...shit happens. All is fair in love and war right? Sucker punches have been very useful and even though I was pissed when I finally caught one, it was probably the only chance that fucker had of walking away from the fight on his own 2 feet...lol But I'm not saying I wouldn't or haven't used them myself.

[CptnSpaulding]

meet me at the bleachers after school....hahaha
fuck..i was about to say the willow trees

[CptnSpaulding]

usually if i think theres a 50% chance your going to punch me i punch you first

its more like 5-10% chance with me....to be honest those odds are pretty fucking good in my book

[circlestorm]

I've never been sucker punched in the trad defination of it, the only time anyones ever done anything like that to me is we where at a show when i was 17 *Kill Your Idols,Out Cold And Voorhees* and some crust kids where pissing off my friend with their dancing and just in general.

So afterwards he starts shit with them, he's capable of handling himself but i stand up anyway, i try and cool shit down a little though as police always drive by outside the venue and i wasnt in the mood to get locked up. Some fucker with dreadlocks girlfriend starts screaming in my face, so i tell him to shut her the fuck up, he gets pissy, i tell him to fuck off. My friend at this point has decided to leave it and him and his gf are walking away telling me to come, i turn to say alright, and as it happens the left side of my face feels like its on fire.

I hit the curb and hear my friend running over, takes me about twenty seconds to realise what the fuck is going on, in this time i've been hauled to my feet by someone and got hit by someone else as i'm being dragged away.

Turns out the guy with dreads girlfriend had sprayed me with mace and then the cowardly dreadlocked shit bag had punched me in the ear.

Got him back at a Oi Polloi gig a month later, went to the gig specifically to fuck him up.

[JanelleTPC]

I sucker punched my ex husband. I was moving out of our apartment and loading my shit into the car. I was on the last load and the whole time i was moving he wouldnt shut the fuck up. Telling me i needed him ,and a bunch of shit like that. I guess i finally had enough and punched him in the side of the head and he fell over the chair he was leaning on. I ran to the car and left haha fucker was 6ft3 and 260 lbs.
Ive punched alot of people over the years but that was the most satisfying.
When you got to your car did you find it hard to drive for laughing so hard? Cuz that is what I would be doing..... In fact I probably would have wrecked.

[weknowhowtolive]

dont know why you guys have such a hard problem defining sucker punch. Its when someone hits you out of nowhere and you dont see it coming. If its happened, you know its happened.

[rachel]

I got sucker punched and it sucked. I was still in high school and this girl said "Hey Rachel" and BOOM when I turned around to say what there was a fist in my eye. Of course the school called the cops and she was 18 and an adult while I was 17 for a few more weeks and a minor.

Long story short, I was wearing contacts and it got jammed into my eyes and her stupid ass had to pay for eye surgery and do shitloads of community service. I used to drive by and throw cans at her while she was picking up trash.

Am I hardcore or what:cool:

[CptnSpaulding]

dont know why you guys have such a hard problem defining sucker punch. Its when someone hits you out of nowhere and you dont see it coming. If its happened, you know its happened.
OK fair enough....that means like at least 50% of fights start out w/ sucker punches

[PoundingNails]

dont know why you guys have such a hard problem defining sucker punch. Its when someone hits you out of nowhere and you dont see it coming. If its happened, you know its happened.
Bullshit. If I'm engaged in a verbal altercation with someone and they are to slow to see the fist of fury coming that ain't got nothing to do with me being deceptive. A sucker punch is delivered whilst the recipient isn't looking. Period.

[dexy]

wow Fenders Ballroom..if you are on this site girly tough shit can't remember your name but I would do it again in a heartbeat. Anyways some stupid bitch was with her bf ( an ex friend of mine) and she was talking shit about me at this show so I walked up to her in the girls bathroom while she was powdering her face and clocked her so freaken hard her scarf flew off her head. She didn't hit me back so I hit her one more time and said fuck it. I never saw her again after that.

[MarkSociety]

You're the coolest motherfucker of all time.
You're probably the funniest guy on the internet! It was more of a stupid drunk story, since he asked.

[Bound Fo' Glory]

You're probably the funniest guy on the internet!
You didn't read the reviews? It's been like that for a while man.

[MarkSociety]

You didn't read the reviews? It's been like that for a while man.
Could've fooled me.

[Mamaskin]

When you got to your car did you find it hard to drive for laughing so hard? Cuz that is what I would be doing..... In fact I probably would have wrecked.

haha no i got in the car and got the fuck out of there.Then i laughed about it,I felt like a new person after that. That fucker was insane and he would have killed me.

[eddie shots]

i think a true suckerpunchis when you are blindsided. if your face to face with someone squaring off the person who throws the first punch usually wins. you give some and you get some. such is life.

[Bound Fo' Glory]

Could've fooled me.

Your Tab key stuck or something?

[CptnSpaulding]

OK..someone needs to start a poll. What is considered a sucker punch?
a.) blind sided
b.) just straight getting hit when one is not expecting it

[weknowhowtolive]

Your Tab key stuck or something?Seriously thats been bugging me since his second post.

[weknowhowtolive]

OK..someone needs to start a poll. What is considered a sucker punch?
a.) blind sided
b.) just straight getting hit when one is not expecting itIf someone walks up and punches you in the face you just have bad reflexes. You see it coming you just cant get out of the way or block it in time, so you're not getting sucker punched, you're just slow or drunk.

[CptnSpaulding]

If someone walks up and punches you in the face you just have bad reflexes. You see it coming you just cant get out of the way or block it in time, so you're not getting sucker punched, you're just slow or drunk.
I think everyone can agree on this

[eddie shots]

i just thought of a big juiced up fucker i knew (and still know, but dont associate with) who used to go up to someone with a smile on his face shake your hand then left hook you. he fucked quite a few people up like this. he pulled that shit at a party at my brothers house and i pointed a knife to his throat and told him never to pull that shit around me or to anyone i know again. i think that justifies as a sucker punch.

[Diana E]

Is it hot when a girl gets sucker punched?

[eddie shots]

Is it hot when a girl gets sucker punched?
the only reason guys watch girls fight is the hope that there maybe some nakedness.

[Diana E]

the only reason guys watch girls fight is the hope that there maybe some nakedness.

And here i was thinkin guys appreciated a woman's skillzzz and shit. Sillly me.

[PoundingNails]

And here i was thinkin guys appreciated a woman's skillzzz and shit. Sillly me.
I do. Nothing better than two chicks beating each other up like they were men. Cat fights are fucking stupid and embarassing for the participants.

[Diana E]

I do. Nothing better than two chicks beating each other up like they were men. Cat fights are fucking stupid and embarassing for the participants.


Hahah i can smell the shit in your pants from here. Ya fuck..

[BoobsNBoots]

My mom sucker punched me once. Well she slapped me upside my head when I had my back to her but she got me so fucking hard I blacked out for a few seconds.

She still denies it to this day...but that was the only time she ever hit me and I remember that shit like it was yesterday.

[weknowhowtolive]

My mom sucker punched me once. Well she slapped me upside my head when I had my back to her but she got me so fucking hard I blacked out for a few seconds.

She still denies it to this day...but that was the only time she ever hit me and I remember that shit like it was yesterday.So THATS the problem.

[Diana E]

My mother's hit me so many ways and so many times it just all blends into one big fuckin slap. That bitch had wrists like zorro and she was sadistic about it. But i love her anyway. Life ain't fuckin perfect, neither is she, neither am i. My father.. hit me once. And apologizes like a bitch for it oopsie. But i'm a girl, and i'm his daughter.. should be expected maybe. Anyway.. back to sucker punching....

[BoobsNBoots]

So THATS the problem.
Don't make me beat your ass like I did her after she pulled that shit on me.

Just kidding, I never even thought of hitting my mom..I know she wouldn't hit me back but I didn't want to take that chance.

[Boston Brock]

I remember that sweet cracking time when I first had sexy time. She was ok though-

Reading that just made me laugh outloud

[weknowhowtolive]

Don't make me beat your ass like I did her after she pulled that shit on me.

Just kidding, I never even thought of hitting my mom..I know she wouldn't hit me back but I didn't want to take that chance.Thats funny...when I was a kid I didnt get hit much cuz i was pretty well behaved, but i remember when i was younger i was annoying my mom and she hit me and i told her i was going to hit her back when she hit me and i did...and she never hit me again.

[Tokyohoon]

It was the first time ever ever did it. He really pissed me off and I've wanted to do it since I met him. I gotta admit that the sweet sting on my middle finger knuckle felt so nice. Basically the guy was a condescending prick and I was drunk and had enough, so I swung. I cracked him pretty good (I heard he missed work the next day) and went in for a second swing to finish him off, but I was hammered and missed. One of my friends grabbed me and pulled me back, and that was about it. I still remember that sweet cracking sound like the first time I had sex.

So, have any of you ever suckered someone? Let's hear it.

You do that in Okayama? Hope he wasn't Japanese....

[caspar]

Bullshit. If I'm engaged in a verbal altercation with someone and they are to slow to see the fist of fury coming that ain't got nothing to do with me being deceptive. A sucker punch is delivered whilst the recipient isn't looking. Period.What about if they're all up in your face talking shit and you're showing no sign that you'd even consider hitting them and then you do? Technically, they're not watching you to see if you'll smack the everloving shit outta them...

[LastRites]

Fighting is wrong....

[PoundingNails]

Hahah i can smell the shit in your pants from here. Ya fuck..
Excuse me?

[PoundingNails]

What about if they're all up in your face talking shit and you're showing no sign that you'd even consider hitting them and then you do? Technically, they're not watching you to see if you'll smack the everloving shit outta them...
Doesn't matter. If you're involved in some sort of a verbal altercation then they're idiotic to not back up outa your reach. Again, not my fault and not in any way deceptive. You're not obligated to declare your intentions in that sort of situation.

[Diana E]

Excuse me?


Meaning you're full of shit..

[PoundingNails]

Meaning you're full of shit..
As in I actually like cat fights? You're annoying sometimes.

[Diana E]

As in I actually like cat fights? You're annoying sometimes.

I'm sorry i said you looked like jay leno.

[PoundingNails]

I'm sorry i said you looked like jay leno.
Ever since those Japanese people were chasing me through the mall snapping picture after picture and chanting Jay Leno! Jay Leno! I've been pretty sensative about it.

[grouchybastid]

As in I actually like cat fights? You're annoying sometimes.

Jenny isn't annoying! She's hot. And drinks like a fish.

Also, did I mention hot? :wink:

[BoobsNBoots]

Thats funny...when I was a kid I didnt get hit much cuz i was pretty well behaved, but i remember when i was younger i was annoying my mom and she hit me and i told her i was going to hit her back when she hit me and i did...and she never hit me again.
Once we got older and stronger than her, she stopped threatening to hit us. She then resorted to yelling at the top of her lung about everything...She'd pick verbal fights with us all the fucking time.

[Diana E]

Jenny isn't annoying! She's hot. And drinks like a fish.

Also, did I mention hot? :wink:

Flattery will get you everywhere. hehe

[DavusBrutus]

there used to be a kid in my HS that would call people out to fights, talk them down when they showed up, but hit them in the back of the head as they walked away. he did this 3 times i know about. he tried it to me, buti turned around as he was coming and he backed off like a walking vagina.


on another note, i got sucker chokeholded this weekend by a skinhead in a wheelchair. he rolled up behind my back and jumkped on me like a spidermonkey. something about a wheelchairbound friend flying in the air toward me took me off guard, and he landed a textbook sleeper. i was unconscious in like 10 seconds... sucked at the time but funny as fuck now. Diana E can verify.

[Diana E]

there used to be a kid in my HS that would call people out to fights, talk them down when they showed up, but hit them in the back of the head as they walked away. he did this 3 times i know about. he tried it to me, buti turned around as he was coming and he backed off like a walking vagina.


on another note, i got sucker chokeholded this weekend by a skinhead in a wheelchair. he rolled up behind my back and jumkped on me like a spidermonkey. something about a wheelchairbound friend flying in the air toward me took me off guard, and he landed a textbook sleeper. i was unconscious in like 10 seconds... sucked at the time but funny as fuck now. Diana E can verify.


Hahah that was kinda scary and kinda.. well no, not kinda, funny as hell. Glad you're ok though..

[DavusBrutus]

Hahah that was kinda scary and kinda.. well no, not kinda, funny as hell. Glad you're ok though..


i think there's a pic you took right after it happened with me all bluefaced and len a little shocked...

[DavusBrutus]

Hahah that was kinda scary and kinda.. well no, not kinda, funny as hell. Glad you're ok though..

the most fucked up was how i was tapping out like a motherfucker... but he can't feel much in his arms... pissing in the wind i tell ya.

[Diana E]

i think there's a pic you took right after it happened with me all bluefaced and len a little shocked...

I gotta look. Maybe Jen has it.. i don't think i have that one. But anyway, i shoulda known something was up the way I saw that boy climb the stall doors in the ladies room. Hehe i love Len. Freak monkey gimp bastard he is.


Not this one..

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7d822b3127cce98548a863f4000000027100QYt3LFmzbMT

[DavusBrutus]

I gotta look. Maybe Jen has it.. i don't think i have that one. But anyway, i shoulda known something was up the way I saw that boy climb the stall doors in the ladies room. Hehe i love Len. Freak monkey gimp bastard he is.


well now when he's giving his motivational speeches, he gets ton include the fact that he choked out a 240 pound potential attacker.... who was minding his own business enjoying a nice drunken stupor.

[Diana E]

well now when he's giving his motivational speeches, he gets ton include the fact that he choked out a 240 pound potential attacker.... who was minding his own business enjoying a nice drunken stupor.


wheelchari demolition derby.. you guys were so ridiculous..

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7d822b3127cce98548aa5be5300000027100QYt3LFmzbMT

[ArmedSuspect]

I gotta look. Maybe Jen has it.. i don't think i have that one. But anyway, i shoulda known something was up the way I saw that boy climb the stall doors in the ladies room. Hehe i love Len. Freak monkey gimp bastard he is.


Not this one..

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7d822b3127cce98548a863f4000000027100QYt3LFmzbMT


Those are some ugly ass dudes...especially the one on the right.

[Diana E]

Those are some ugly ass dudes...especially the one on the right.


Every pic of you i took you have that face on.. haha except for the taquito one. But i'll spare you.

[ArmedSuspect]

Every pic of you i took you have that face on.. haha except for the taquito one. But i'll spare you.

Nah, I saw a few where I wasn't acting like a retard.

[Diana E]

Nah, I saw a few where I wasn't acting like a retard.

No, they were all you acting like a retard.. just in lesser degrees

[ArmedSuspect]

No, they were all you acting like a retard.. just in lesser degrees


Jersey has that effect on me. Ey-yo! :tongue:

[PUNISHER]

Sucker-punchin' is for fags. Man up and call the prick out.
Good point. But the thing is, if I did that I wouldn't get to hit him. Get it?

[PUNISHER]

You do that in Okayama? Hope he wasn't Japanese....
I haven't found a reson to clock a Jap yet, other than the fact that these guys are always trying to feel me up.:mad:

No, the guy I suckered was from T.O.

[Tokyohoon]

Just remember - Japanese cops can throw your ass in the clink for 23 days before they even have to charge you with anything. If you clock a Japanese guy, they almost certainly will. Another gaijin's worth 3-7, assuming they decide not to charge you.

Avoid witnesses.

[PUNISHER]

Just remember - Japanese cops can throw your ass in the clink for 23 days before they even have to charge you with anything. If you clock a Japanese guy, they almost certainly will. Another gaijin's worth 3-7, assuming they decide not to charge you.

Avoid witnesses.
I heard that they wouldnt care if it was gaijin on gaijin, but what do I know I'm still pretty green.

There were about 10 witnesses but I don't think they cared cuz I went back to the bar the next day to get my backpack and they seemed happy to see me.

My Japanese is so shit that when I got to the bar all I said was kinou rokkusakku aoi, but the knew what I meant so that was cool.:rolleyes:

[Mike]

There are no rules in street fighting and there is no such thing as fighting "dirty"...It's him, them or you period, anybody crying about Marquis of Queensbury rules are bitches that haven't been in any many real fights. I'll pick up a stick, bottle, whatever I don't give a fuck...

[ArmedSuspect]

Just remember - Japanese cops can throw your ass in the clink for 23 days before they even have to charge you with anything. If you clock a Japanese guy, they almost certainly will. Another gaijin's worth 3-7, assuming they decide not to charge you.

Avoid witnesses.


The good thing about the cops in Okinawa was that none of them could fight for shit. I thought living in Japan all them little motherfuckers would be like karate experts and shit, but only the riot police were bad ass. I got out of a few situations strictly by intimidating the cops or laying them out then running like a motherfucker to avoid the riot squad.

[grouchybastid]

There are no rules in street fighting and there is no such thing as fighting "dirty"...It's him, them or you period, anybody crying about Marquis of Queensbury rules are bitches that haven't been in any many real fights. I'll pick up a stick, bottle, whatever I don't give a fuck...

Truth.

Damn man, where ya been? Good to see you back.

[FightingInTheStreets]

There are no rules in street fighting and there is no such thing as fighting "dirty"...It's him, them or you period, anybody crying about Marquis of Queensbury rules are bitches that haven't been in any many real fights. I'll pick up a stick, bottle, whatever I don't give a fuck...
very true, first rule of fighting is that there are no rules...

[Mike]

Truth.

Damn man, where ya been? Good to see you back.

Thanks for the welcome back...I've been working my ass off, started a new job, moving into a new house, lots of side projects, shit is a bit hectic right now. I've been reduced to the role of "occasional background troll" on WSN to try and stay somewhat current on what's cooking, glad to see that Papa and Nutter haven't deleted my account yet...How's it in the Big Apple?

[grouchybastid]

Thanks for the welcome back...I've been working my ass off, started a new job, moving into a new house, lots of side projects, shit is a bit hectic right now. I've been reduced to the role of "occasional background troll" on WSN to try and stay somewhat current on what's cooking, glad to see that Papa and Nutter haven't deleted my account yet...How's it in the Big Apple?

Weather's getting hot and the assholes just get worse. Same, in other words.

Good luck with the new job and house.

[MarkSociety]

Your Tab key stuck or something?I actually don't know why that happens...

[PUNISHER]

The good thing about the cops in Okinawa was that none of them could fight for shit. I thought living in Japan all them little motherfuckers would be like karate experts and shit, but only the riot police were bad ass. I got out of a few situations strictly by intimidating the cops or laying them out then running like a motherfucker to avoid the riot squad.
It would be so easy to rob the armoured truck guys that get the money from the banks. Sometimes they're really old and they only carry Billy clubs. I'd feel sorry for the poor lil guys.

[King of all Buffets]

Cut him some slack.It's super cool hardcore shit to hit a person in Canada.I bet he didn't even apologize after he did it.

He probably did, then took the guy out for a Tim Hortons Coffee.

[Oscar]

Like from behind? If you sucker punch someone from behind you're a coward. That can also seriously fuck someone up, like death... But if you mean you were facing him and he was a douche, then fuckin right. I've done that more than once. We were playing this gig in Cambridge (ON) and these guys were beating on my buddy so after he got away I went up to one of them and asked what happened. I was so drunk and pissed off I swung mid sentence and hit him about 15 times right in the jaw. Security came out, they called the cops and told us never to come back to Cambridge. Haha.

you can kill someone suckerpunching them from the front too.

[Oscar]

I sucker punched my ex husband. I was moving out of our apartment and loading my shit into the car. I was on the last load and the whole time i was moving he wouldnt shut the fuck up. Telling me i needed him ,and a bunch of shit like that. I guess i finally had enough and punched him in the side of the head and he fell over the chair he was leaning on. I ran to the car and left haha fucker was 6ft3 and 260 lbs.
Ive punched alot of people over the years but that was the most satisfying.

that's not a sucker punch. a sucker punch is one that has nothing leading up to it... no shit-talking, no funny looks... nothing. outta the blue.

[Mamaskin]

that's not a sucker punch. a sucker punch is one that has nothing leading up to it... no shit-talking, no funny looks... nothing. outta the blue.
Ok so it was an unexpected punch?? IS that ok? :rolleyes:

[SWIFTY]

It was the first time ever ever did it. He really pissed me off and I've wanted to do it since I met him. I gotta admit that the sweet sting on my middle finger knuckle felt so nice. Basically the guy was a condescending prick and I was drunk and had enough, so I swung. I cracked him pretty good (I heard he missed work the next day) and went in for a second swing to finish him off, but I was hammered and missed. One of my friends grabbed me and pulled me back, and that was about it. I still remember that sweet cracking sound like the first time I had sex.

So, have any of you ever suckered someone? Let's hear it.
so long as you knocked the cunt out, it really dont matter how you done it

[Baldy]

Nothing wrong with a sucker punch. Its psychologically devestating. They think all your punches may be that hard, and are not to anxious to find out any time real soon. If you get sucker punched and it didn't lay you out, then its a light weight with weak knees likely (no matter how big they are). And going up against a provoked seven footer, sometimes you get lucky jumping in the air with a round house bicept curl :hippy:

[weknowhowtolive]

Nothing wrong with a sucker punch. Its psychologically devestating. They think all your punches may be that hard, and are not to anxious to find out any time real soon. If you get sucker punched and it didn't lay you out, then its a light weight with weak knees likely (no matter how big they are). And going up against a provoked seven footer, sometimes you get lucky jumping in the air with a round house bicept curl :hippy:You must have been sucker punched a lot then.

[OthelloNYC]

Like from behind? If you sucker punch someone from behind you're a coward.

Fuck that shit, a fair fight is any one you walk away from.

[DIYWMD]

Fuck that shit, a fair fight is any one you walk away from.


A far fight takes place on the gravitron!

[DukeCityDrunk]

hahahaha, dude that would be entertaining, but pretty worthless. i cant even move my arm or head on the gravitron~!

[OthelloNYC]

A far fight takes place on the gravitron!

Holy shit, you are a visionary! We should start gravitron duels. Maybe with throwing knives! It would have twice the danger since you could theoretically fuck up and knife YOURSELF. Fun with centrifugal force! We HAVE to get on this as soon as possible!!!

[DukeCityDrunk]

Holy shit, you are a visionary! We should start gravitron duels. Maybe with throwing knives! It would have twice the danger since you could theoretically fuck up and knife YOURSELF. Fun with centrifugal force! We HAVE to get on this as soon as possible!!!

have you ever tried to spit or throw a penny or something on that ride? I think throwing a knife would be impossible, it would just fly against the wall immediately.

I do remember though before it got going super fast, sometimes the guy would let us turn upside down for the ride. I wonder how i didnt black out back then ha ha ha.

[BBFFC]

Holy shit, you are a visionary! We should start gravitron duels. Maybe with throwing knives! It would have twice the danger since you could theoretically fuck up and knife YOURSELF. Fun with centrifugal force! We HAVE to get on this as soon as possible!!!


I'm such a geek. I'm happy you're out of the kiddie pen :biggrin:

[DIYWMD]

have you ever tried to spit or throw a penny or something on that ride? I think throwing a knife would be impossible, it would just fly against the wall immediately.

I do remember though before it got going super fast, sometimes the guy would let us turn upside down for the ride. I wonder how i didnt black out back then ha ha ha.

You can't kill this beautiful dream

[MarkSociety]

He probably did, then took the guy out for a Tim Hortons Coffee.Take off eh! We went and got a Red Cap!

[grouchybastid]

I'm such a geek. I'm happy you're out of the kiddie pen :biggrin:

You didn't think I'd let Steve stay stuck, did you? :smile:

Last night was fun....can't remember the last time I was coming home with the dawn.

[Tokyohoon]

It would be so easy to rob the armoured truck guys that get the money from the banks. Sometimes they're really old and they only carry Billy clubs. I'd feel sorry for the poor lil guys.

Those guys, sometimes they're misleading. One of the guys from my building does that job. He's about 5'2" and maybe a hundred pounds or so. He's also an 8-dan kendo/6-dan judo instructor the rest of the day.

I feel sorry for the guy that tries it on on HIS day on shift.

[PUNISHER]

He probably did, then took the guy out for a Tim Hortons Coffee.
FUck no. I still don't like this guy. What makes matters worse is that i work with him and he ratted on me to our boss. My boss didn't care because it was outside of work. The guy asked to be transferred to another branch. What a pussy. It was finished right after it happened, we worked together once after and i didn't say shit to him and he still asked to be transferred on the days we work together. It's such an inconvenience for the boss and the guy who has to switch with him.

I think I might punch him again before I move to Tokyo.:smile:

Nothing wrong with a sucker punch. Its psychologically devestating. They think all your punches may be that hard, and are not to anxious to find out any time real soon. If you get sucker punched and it didn't lay you out, then its a light weight with weak knees likely (no matter how big they are). And going up against a provoked seven footer, sometimes you get lucky jumping in the air with a round house bicept curl :hippy:
I didn't lay him out. There's no way I would sucker punch someone with all my might. I don't wanna fuck up my hands for nothing.

[PUNISHER]

Those guys, sometimes they're misleading. One of the guys from my building does that job. He's about 5'2" and maybe a hundred pounds or so. He's also an 8-dan kendo/6-dan judo instructor the rest of the day.

I feel sorry for the guy that tries it on on HIS day on shift.
Aaaahhhh:smile: I see.

[Baldy]

Aaaahhhh:smile: I see.

Punisher, do you have one of your bouts on Utube? I'd like to see how kickboxing techniques work best. It must take a lot of balance to be effective.

Thanks!!

[weknowhowtolive]

Punisher, do you have one of your bouts on Utube? I'd like to see how kickboxing techniques work best. It must take a lot of balance to be effective.

Thanks!!
You're such a fuckin tard.

[Baldy]

You're such a fuckin tard.

Hey pud. I've never met a kickboxer and am always interested in new techniques from an expert. Or course the rolls on the back of your neck have never seen sweat, so I can see why you are not interested in anything but trivia.

[weknowhowtolive]

Hey pud. I've never met a kickboxer and am always interested in new techniques from an expert. Or course the rolls on the back of your neck have never seen sweat, so I can see why you are not interested in anything but trivia.I'm sure you are

[dexy]

get a room guys :smile: (preferably one with a video camera)

[Baldy]

I'm sure you are

Either your soft smooth pink brain doesn't think Punisher is an expert, which you don't last in that business too long unless you are;

or

you have not comprehended the kicking in fights is like using legs in swimming: its only around 10-15% of total effectiveness. So expending a lot of energy and balancing on one leg, it would be nice to know what a non-expert can reasonably assume to use effectively, if anything.

Fly out to Sarasota, FL WKHTL and we can make a digital film of novice fighters for U tube, start to finish with no rounds. You should be a tiger at your age, so you have the advantage.

[weknowhowtolive]

Either your soft smooth pink brain doesn't think Punisher is an expert, which you don't last in that business too long unless you are;

or

you have not comprehended the kicking in fights is like using legs in swimming: its only around 10-15% of total effectiveness. So expending a lot of energy and balancing on one leg, it would be nice to know what a non-expert can reasonably assume to use effectively, if anything.

Fly out to Sarasota, FL WKHTL and we can make a digital film of novice fighters for U tube, start to finish with no rounds. You should be a tiger at your age, so you have the advantage.Hahahahaha thats the funniest/gayest post i've ever seen on this website.

[Dawgnuts]

Hey pud. I've never met a kickboxer and am always interested in new techniques from an expert. Or course the rolls on the back of your neck have never seen sweat, so I can see why you are not interested in anything but trivia.


I thought big people always sweat?


Duncan this guy is gonna kick your ass! :eek:

[Loathe]

Hahahahaha thats the funniest/gayest post i've ever seen on this website.

You better get yourself a tinfoil hat, he's gonna pound you with ultrasonics.

[weknowhowtolive]

I thought big people always sweat?


Duncan this guy is gonna kick your ass! :eek:

ahhahaha i know i know...next time im in sascatchawan or wherever im gunna watch my back. I wouldnt want him using 10% of his stability powers to throw a balanced kick

You better get yourself a tinfoil hat, he's gonna pound you with ultrasonics.No shit. Infrared mirror reflected ultrasonics from the caveman

[Baldy]

ahhahaha i know i know...next time im in sascatchawan or wherever im gunna watch my back. I wouldnt want him using 10% of his stability powers to throw a balanced kick

http://www.dooberywhatsit.com//files/fawad2.jpg

[weknowhowtolive]

http://www.dooberywhatsit.com//files/fawad2.jpgYou know thats not me, right? You're probably on the wrong board if you dont like overweight people.

Here's another fatty

http://silversurfer91.homestead.com/files/butterbean_punch.jpg

[Baldy]

Oh, lots of people think im fat...i sure aint skinny. i dont care either way

http://www.dooberywhatsit.com//files/fawad2.jpg


But you are the only Fawad, Maggot.

[weknowhowtolive]

....wow. You're pretty clever dude. :rolleyes:

[Dawgnuts]

http://www.dooberywhatsit.com//files/fawad2.jpg


But you are the only Fawad, Maggot.


Who the fuck are you and why are you here?

[Baldy]

Who the fuck are you and why are you here?


I'm someone who doesn't appreciate 7000 post trolls attacking me every other post. Good question.

[Dawgnuts]

I'm someone who doesn't appreciate 7000 post trolls attacking me every other post. Good question.

I've only seen you attack him. Do you wear a helmet?

[weknowhowtolive]

I'm someone who doesn't appreciate 7000 post trolls attacking me every other post. Good question.Wait I've been posting here for like 4+ years and you come on one day talking about illegal immigrants using ultrasonics to try and scare you out of your house so a caveman can charge them higher rent, and i'm the troll? Get the fuck outta here creampuff.

[PUNISHER]

Punisher, do you have one of your bouts on Utube? I'd like to see how kickboxing techniques work best. It must take a lot of balance to be effective.

Thanks!!

You're such a fuckin tard.
Heheh. Here.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uvfl-e-9JRU

[weknowhowtolive]

hahaha what the hell...was he already out before you hit him?

[PUNISHER]

hahaha what the hell...was he already out before you hit him?
I dunno. My wrist still aches though. And that was in 2005.

[weknowhowtolive]

I dunno. My wrist still aches though. And that was in 2005.Haha. Looks like he was already out and you just tapped him and he fell.

[Baldy]

Heheh. Here.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uvfl-e-9JRU


Thanks. Looks interesting with your degree of control. Sounds like WKHTL wants a first hand demonstration, since he thinks its so easy. I'll referee!

[PUNISHER]

Haha. Looks like he was already out and you just tapped him and he fell.
Well, if you watch close. I fucked him up pretty good with the first right cross. After he threw the spinning backfist I hit him with a nasty right hook whille his head was down (thats what fuckedup my wrist). After that it was a peice of cake.

[weknowhowtolive]

Thanks. Looks interesting with your degree of control. Sounds like WKHTL wants a first hand demonstration, since he thinks its so easy. I'll referee!"looks intersting with your degree of control" what the fuck is that supposed to mean? You're one of those guys who sits at a bar watching PRIDE going "you know, his judo is really ineffective, if you watch people using tai kwan do they seem to do much better, especially when he tries to go to the ground." You're such a damn fruit.

[weknowhowtolive]

Well, if you watch close. I fucked him up pretty good with the first right cross. After he threw the spinning backfist I hit him with a nasty right hook whille his head was down (thats what fuckedup my wrist). After that it was a peice of cake.Hahaha. I love spinning backfists.

i got knocked the fuck out by a spinning backfist/mountain tie combo when i was sparring once, it was the most embarrassing thing ever

[Baldy]

"looks intersting with your degree of control" what the fuck is that supposed to mean? You're one of those guys who sits at a bar watching PRIDE going "you know, his judo is really ineffective, if you watch people using tai kwan do they seem to do much better, especially when he tries to go to the ground." You're such a damn fruit.

Shut your trap little boy. Go troll where someone believes you are a real adult.

[weknowhowtolive]

Shut your trap little boy. Go troll where someone believes you are a real adult.You keep mentioning trolling...do you actually know what it means?

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

You keep mentioning trolling...do you actually know what it means?

http://www.street-work.lu/galeries/funstuff/cybersex.jpg

[MarkSociety]

Heheh. Here.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uvfl-e-9JRU
That's amazing man! I love how he always tries for the spinning back fist. Anyway, that video is wicked.
Are you from Windsor?

[Baldy]

http://www.street-work.lu/galeries/funstuff/cybersex.jpg


Hee Hee, that's what I'm talking about Danny.
Sometimes cartoons can say something better than a book chapter.
When get some time, I may create my own cartoon, but it would sure be hard to beat that one.

[weknowhowtolive]

Hee Hee, that's what I'm talking about Danny.
Sometimes cartoons can say something better than a book chapter.
When get some time, I may create my own cartoon, but it would sure be hard to beat that one.So maybe something like...say.....the bullshit drivel in my signature?

You are such a fucking fruit. Every post you make is like nails on a chalkboard. You remind me of Vitnir. I think you must be Greg, because no one is as retarded as you.

[Bound Fo' Glory]

Wait I've been posting here for like 4+ years and you come on one day talking about illegal immigrants using ultrasonics to try and scare you out of your house so a caveman can charge them higher rent, and i'm the troll? Get the fuck outta here creampuff.
Right, how can you come back and act like a hard ass after saying some shit like that?

[weknowhowtolive]

Right, how can you come back and act like a hard ass after saying some shit like that?Now now...let us not judge a mans character based on.....oh...nevermind.

[Baldy]

Hahaha. I love spinning backfists.

i got knocked the fuck out by a spinning backfist/mountain tie combo when i was sparring once, it was the most embarrassing thing ever

5'-7" in corrective sole shoes and 200 lbs +. You should not even try to lie about attempting such a move. That's a high risk, low probablility move by itself. You would not survive making the move in a room by yourself. In 7000 posts, have you posted a picture of yourself yet? That alone would discount a large percentage of your constant lies.

[weknowhowtolive]

5'-7" in corrective sole shoes and 200 lbs +. You should not even try to lie about attempting such a move. That's a high risk, low probablility move by itself. You would not survive making the move in a room by yourself. In 7000 posts, have you posted a picture of yourself yet? That alone would discount a large percentage of your constant lies.Yes, I have. Have you? No.

Dude you're acting like people around here respect you or something. No one gives a fuck about you, you're some annoying retard who popped up one day talking about infrasonics. You're a joke.

[Baldy]

Yes, I have. Have you? No.

Dude you're acting like people around here respect you or something. No one gives a fuck about you, you're some annoying retard who popped up one day talking about infrasonics. You're a joke.

Oh really? Please give me a link. I'd love to see the picture you submitted as yourself. Its not another Bubba Bean picture is it? Hey thanks, I may have had you all wrong after all.

People generally respect the truth.

[weknowhowtolive]

Oh really? Please give me a link. I'd love to see the picture you submitted as yourself. Its not another Bubba Bean picture is it? Hey thanks, I may have had you all wrong after all.

People generally respect the truth.Are you seriously retarded? Do you wear a helmet?

Look in the "What do you look like thread"

Wheres your picture, downy?

[Baldy]

Are you seriously retarded? Do you wear a helmet?

Look in the "What do you look like thread"

Wheres your picture, downy?

Sorry little man, couldn't find it. Can you provide a link or better yet take one now. If anyone else can show me where WKHTL's picture is at, please post a link. I didn't think he would come through with anything but double talk, but I was optimistic.

[weknowhowtolive]

Sorry little man, couldn't find it. Can you provide a link or better yet take one now. If anyone else can show me where WKHTL's picture is at, please post a link. I didn't think he would come through with anything but double talk, but I was optimistic.Yo brocefus, I'm real sorry you dont know how to use the search function...but who do you actually think is listening to you? I'm the only one bored enough to even acknowledge you exist.

You still havent posted your pic. Or are you afraid the cavemen with infrasonics might find you?

[SkinnyBird]

Sorry little man, couldn't find it. Can you provide a link or better yet take one now. If anyone else can show me where WKHTL's picture is at, please post a link. I didn't think he would come through with anything but double talk, but I was optimistic.

grrrr....ending a question with a preposition....

[Baldy]

Yo brocefus, I'm real sorry you dont know how to use the search function...but who do you actually think is listening to you? I'm the only one bored enough to even acknowledge you exist.

You still havent posted your pic. Or are you afraid the cavemen with infrasonics might find you?


Evidentlly, the little man can't use search as well. Put up, or shut up. 7000 posts of garbage. The last 50 in this post could have been learning about kickboxing, which you hijacked the thread on repetitive garbage and name calling like a little fat prick.

No, we had to delve into a 'little big man's distorted mind. Not much there except lies and then switch subjects. You cannot prove one fact of 7000 posts. You are pitiful.

What time does your mother pick you up with a fork lift and tote you to dinner? The ends of your index fingers must get red before your 7000th worthless post of trivia and/or lies.

[weknowhowtolive]

Evidentlly, the little man can't use search as well. Put up, or shut up. 7000 posts of garbage. The last 50 in this post could have been learning about kickboxing, which you hijacked the thread on repetitive garbage and name calling like a little fat prick.

No, we had to delve into a 'little big man's distorted mind. Not much there except lies and then switch subjects. You cannot prove one fact of 7000 posts. You are pitiful.

What time does your mother pick you up with a fork lift and tote you to dinner? The ends of your index fingers must get red before your 7000th worthless post of trivia and/or lies.Hahahahahaha dude you are fucking pathetic. Why are you so stuck on how many posts I have? Are you still mad no one believes your story about illegals with infrasonics?

[Baldy]

Hahahahahaha dude you are fucking pathetic. Why are you so stuck on how many posts I have? Are you still mad no one believes your story about illegals with infrasonics?


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Does your mom still tote you with hand trucks, or do you require power-assist material-handling lifts now?

[weknowhowtolive]

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Does your mom still tote you with hand trucks, or do you require power-assist material-handling lifts now?Wanna talk about infrasonics?

You gotta be greg. or maybe nick.

[grouchybastid]

Aaaand we're done. WKHTL, don't feed the troll. Baldy, stop being an ass. Kthxbye.

[Tokyohoon]

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Does your mom still tote you with hand trucks, or do you require power-assist material-handling lifts now?

There's a message for you in the banned forum, btw.