ghost
06-08-2007, 12:26 PM
Thats right Bob! You got drunk last night and made a new friend, turns out you invited him to dinner! But what? Hes a skinhead? Oh no, what are you gonna do to entertain him properly? Dont worry Bob just follow the below and you and your family will survive just fine.
1. What you wife is an open minded liberal? Now Bob, we know that this cant be, not when your new pal is around. So tell her that she is gonna keep her mouth shut if she wants to see the morning. Silly liberals never have anything important to say to skinheads anyway.
2. Remember she must act properly barefoot at all times and try to get her prego as soon as possible, your life and future may depend on it.
3. What about dinner? Serve anything less than meat and beer and youre skinhead buddy may get angry and throw somthing at the table. So prepare properly, dinner must be on time. Skinheads dont like to wait.
4. What will we talk about? Its ok Bob, dont mention liberals, commie scum or hippies. Anger may come quick from this new pal. Talk only about work, beer, bars, sex, and guns.
5. What if he hits on my wife! Thats ok! Shes just a woman. Let him smack her ass, tell her she looks nice. The more booze he has, the better its gonna get.
6. What if he tries to sleep with my wife? Well Bob if you want to avoid an unexpected visit to the hospital. Then you better sleep on the couch tonight. Get some earplugs.
7. How should we ask him to leave? Thats the thing, you dont. You offer him a place to sleep, perferably your bed. Anthing less is an insult. He may stay five or six days and borrow your car so get used to it, remember, you invited him in.
8. What if I run out of beer? Bob, start praying.
9. He wants to tattoo the kids and shave there heads! Bob, calm down, its just a tattoo, at least hes not giving them beer and hookers!
10. What do I do when he leaves? Get your wife a pregnacy test, just cause you didnt see it happen doesnt mean it didnt. Also, check for crabs, its been known that skinheads get around.
GOOD JOB BOB! You survived your first skinhead pal visit. Doesnt it feel good?
1. What you wife is an open minded liberal? Now Bob, we know that this cant be, not when your new pal is around. So tell her that she is gonna keep her mouth shut if she wants to see the morning. Silly liberals never have anything important to say to skinheads anyway.
2. Remember she must act properly barefoot at all times and try to get her prego as soon as possible, your life and future may depend on it.
3. What about dinner? Serve anything less than meat and beer and youre skinhead buddy may get angry and throw somthing at the table. So prepare properly, dinner must be on time. Skinheads dont like to wait.
4. What will we talk about? Its ok Bob, dont mention liberals, commie scum or hippies. Anger may come quick from this new pal. Talk only about work, beer, bars, sex, and guns.
5. What if he hits on my wife! Thats ok! Shes just a woman. Let him smack her ass, tell her she looks nice. The more booze he has, the better its gonna get.
6. What if he tries to sleep with my wife? Well Bob if you want to avoid an unexpected visit to the hospital. Then you better sleep on the couch tonight. Get some earplugs.
7. How should we ask him to leave? Thats the thing, you dont. You offer him a place to sleep, perferably your bed. Anthing less is an insult. He may stay five or six days and borrow your car so get used to it, remember, you invited him in.
8. What if I run out of beer? Bob, start praying.
9. He wants to tattoo the kids and shave there heads! Bob, calm down, its just a tattoo, at least hes not giving them beer and hookers!
10. What do I do when he leaves? Get your wife a pregnacy test, just cause you didnt see it happen doesnt mean it didnt. Also, check for crabs, its been known that skinheads get around.
GOOD JOB BOB! You survived your first skinhead pal visit. Doesnt it feel good?