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Mamaskin
09-10-2006, 12:16 PM
Im down visiting some old friends that moved to PC about 8yrs ago. It just so happens that a band from Atlanta (the loose skrews) was playing. They wanted me too meet all their new friends so we went. Well im into my 3rd pitcher of beer and my female friend comes in and says a guy who cut her a year ago was outside. A few years ago she was at a show and this jesus looking guy slices her arm with a knife. Says some freaky shit to her about her liking it and disappears.Well people call the cops and they have a warrant for the guy. So anyway we go outside and she says that is him and points over to him. She walks up to him and asks " are you Toby? You cut me and the cops are looking for you" He says maybe i am. She has a bottle and im waiting for her to smash him,but instead her husband jumps on him. People pull him off and the dude tries to go between 2 cars to get away. Thats when i wrap my hand in this fuckers hair and start wailing on his ass with my right hand. I think he hit me one or twice but i was so drunk and in rage i wanted to kill him. I slammed his head into someone honda parked there a few times then the door guy grabs me. I shove him and he falls down and i kick the Toby fucker and try and grab him by the hair again. But the boucer has ahold of my leg.
Mother fucker takes off down the road. Gets away!!!! My friend calls the cops and tells them this dude with the warrant is there and they show up. Turns out some people there know this fucker. One of them gives the cop all the info he knows on this guy. Then says this guy John knows where the fucker lives.SO John wont come outside. I go in and tell him to come outside ,that fucker needs to get locked up. He refuses! So i yell at him and call him a pussy ass motherfucker and whenhe does come out i was gonna beat his fucking ass. The door guy comes back in and tells me to leave,i do and while i do i keep yelling at that pussy ass mother fucker. So im outside and he yells out the door " get the fuck out of Panama city bitch.hahahahhaha I told him his town sucked and so did his pussy ass.
I went back to the cop car swearing like a sailor and the cop says to chill out and that the Toby guy has a long record so we will see what happens . Fucking pisses me off how some people are so fucking pussy. This guy needs to be locked up . FUCK PANAMA CITY!

Tokyohoon
09-10-2006, 12:24 PM
Bouncers, bouncers... always getting in the way.

Hope he gets what's coming to him.

I'm having visions of a large cellmate known for sexual predation - and liking 'em to go from warm to cold in the act.

Mamaskin
09-10-2006, 12:42 PM
Yeah i dont drink and party alot ,i used too a bit more before i became a mom. This was my weekend of freedom.haha! I kinda enjoyed the beating i gave that fucker but once i got started i wanted to beat the fucken door guy and that other pussy asshole.

Scotskin
09-10-2006, 01:14 PM
Necrophelia: Open up a cold one!