i fucking hate cunts who cant talk english

[SWIFTY]

fucking hell i hate fucking foreginers who cant speak english, on my job we work of ropes, doing painting, but we have to clean all the shit down of the bulkiding before we can paint it, so we are like 50meters at the top , we take it in turns to be the groundsman,where one of us stands beside a barrier at the door to stop folk walking in, the terminial we are in hads 4 doors each one blocked off, with DANGER , men working overhead DO NOT ENTER, BUT THESE FUCKING IDOTS, keep pushing the barriers away and just walking in, while we are throwing metal poles and large nuts and bolts to the ground,i pulled this polish cunt on wedenesday he could not speak one fucking word of English, i pushed him out the door, he went and reported me for assult, i got a warning and this morning some other fucking polish bastard comes in doing the same so i again pushed this fucking clown out the door he swung at me and i dropped the cunt , now i might have lost my job

[King of all Buffets]

fucking hell i hate fucking foreginers who cant speak english, on my job we work of ropes, doing painting, but we have to clean all the shit down of the bulkiding before we can paint it, so we are like 50meters at the top , we take it in turns to be the groundsman,where one of us stands beside a barrier at the door to stop folk walking in, the terminial we are in hads 4 doors each one blocked off, with DANGER , men working overhead DO NOT ENTER, BUT THESE FUCKING IDOTS, keep pushing the barriers away and just walking in, while we are throwing metal poles and large nuts and bolts to the ground,i pulled this polish cunt on wedenesday he could not speak one fucking word of English, i pushed him out the door, he went and reported me for assult, i got a warning and this morning some other fucking polish bastard comes in doing the same so i again pushed this fucking clown out the door he swung at me and i dropped the cunt , now i might have lost my job

that and it'll take you days now to wash that cabbage smell of your hand.:biggrin:

[SWIFTY]

that and it'll take you days now to wash that cabbage smell of your hand.:biggrin:
the next polish cunt i see is dead

[magnetmaz]

*in a Jerry Seinfeld voice*

And what's the deal with Laplanders? Are they fucking these caribou or what?

[CondemnedBootBoy]

I pitty you if you ever have to call a major companies customer service hotline

[Doc]

fucking hell i hate fucking foreginers who cant speak english, on my job we work of ropes, doing painting, but we have to clean all the shit down of the bulkiding before we can paint it, so we are like 50meters at the top , we take it in turns to be the groundsman,where one of us stands beside a barrier at the door to stop folk walking in, the terminial we are in hads 4 doors each one blocked off, with DANGER , men working overhead DO NOT ENTER, BUT THESE FUCKING IDOTS, keep pushing the barriers away and just walking in, while we are throwing metal poles and large nuts and bolts to the ground,i pulled this polish cunt on wedenesday he could not speak one fucking word of English, i pushed him out the door, he went and reported me for assult, i got a warning and this morning some other fucking polish bastard comes in doing the same so i again pushed this fucking clown out the door he swung at me and i dropped the cunt , now i might have lost my job

Bad news mate...........tell your boss he showed you a photo of a rotten corpse then grabbed your baws.

[SWIFTY]

Bad news mate...........tell your boss he showed you a photo of a rotten corpse then grabbed your baws.lol
this place screams health and safety to us we had to do 5 days of h&s itraining, then you get these fucking clowns that have passed but cant speak a word of english WTF

[Billy Klubb]

lol
this place screams health and safety to us we had to do 5 days of h&s itraining, then you get these fucking clowns that have passed but cant speak a word of english WTF
it was the same way in my job in Vegas. making government ammunition and half the crew couldn't speak english.

[caspar]

the next polish cunt i see is dead

:frown:

Oh. OK then. I'll just leave.

[magnetmaz]

I just love the title of this thread : "i fucking hate cunts who cant talk english"

Wouldn't the proper grammatical statement be "I fucking hate cunts who can't SPEAK English!" ?


Sorry, sorry... my mother is an English teacher.

[Doc]

I just love the title of this thread : "i fucking hate cunts who cant talk english"

Wouldn't the proper grammatical statement be "I fucking hate cunts who can't SPEAK English!" ?


Sorry, sorry... my mother is an English teacher.

I believe in proper english it should go something like this:

One can simply no longer tolerate these uncivilised foreign apes who refuse to speak the Queen's english. One's Grandfather fought the fuzzy-wuzzy's and one will be damned if one is going to allow these central european wogs to to spoil one's Pims. I didn't get to where I am today by allowing blackie to suck his teeth at me. Piss-boy......fetch me my bucket.

[Doc]

Or actually, as Swifty might say it:

Ahhh, t' be sure, t' be sure. Toorel-i-oorel-i-ay.

[magnetmaz]

Or actually, as Swifty might say it:

Ahhh, t' be sure, t' be sure. Toorel-i-oorel-i-ay.


I can see switfy saying that, and then clicking his heels in the air as he heads off to the pub at 10am.

[grouchybastid]

I can see switfy saying that, and then clicking his heels in the air as he heads off to the pub at 10am.

Kinda late to be heading off to the pub, isn't it?

[caspar]

Kinda late to be heading off to the pub, isn't it?

Yes, I try to get there no later than 7am. OI! er... I mean OONTZ!

[magnetmaz]

Kinda late to be heading off to the pub, isn't it?

He set himself a little behind when he found a 4-leaf clover and tucked it into his wee shiny black boots with the big silver button.

[WH Jay]

the next polish cunt i see is dead

The Polish ladies are mighty fine though...at least round my way...

Hope everything turns out okay for you though...

[bethany]

The Polish ladies are mighty fine though...at least round my way...

until they get old and turn into potato heads

[Diana E]

fucking hell i hate fucking foreginers who cant speak english, on my job we work of ropes, doing painting, but we have to clean all the shit down of the bulkiding before we can paint it, so we are like 50meters at the top , we take it in turns to be the groundsman,where one of us stands beside a barrier at the door to stop folk walking in, the terminial we are in hads 4 doors each one blocked off, with DANGER , men working overhead DO NOT ENTER, BUT THESE FUCKING IDOTS, keep pushing the barriers away and just walking in, while we are throwing metal poles and large nuts and bolts to the ground,i pulled this polish cunt on wedenesday he could not speak one fucking word of English, i pushed him out the door, he went and reported me for assult, i got a warning and this morning some other fucking polish bastard comes in doing the same so i again pushed this fucking clown out the door he swung at me and i dropped the cunt , now i might have lost my job

Dearest Swifty,

You can barely speak English. Don't hate yourself. It's bad. It makes little children cry and kittens spontaneously combust.

[WH Jay]

until they get old and turn into potato heads

As opposed to old people from other countries who are all visually stunning of course...???

[madicide]

grammatical errances aside (yeah who the hell am I to talk) thats fucked...the other guy's not getting a safety violation? fuck that shit. :no:

[Tokyohoon]

Hey Swifty, don't feel too bad, my brother got canned last year for pretty much the same thing, except in Canada and the guy who couldn't read the signs was a Pakistani. And he COULD read the sign, he was just ignoring it. Of course, my brother managed to break the guy's jaw....

(first time I was proud of my little brother in probably a decade)

[Blue Blood]

Poland!,Reds out of Poland!....

Swifty,you must learn patience...not.
Sucks that you got heat over it,though...