Douchebag at Starbucks

[SchoolByrd]

so, i come into my local starbucks after the long ride home from the company golf outting, nd there is this guy in here on the phone talking loud enough for the entire store to hear. i take my favorite comfy seat near the door, and catch that he is schmoozing some chick on the phone....he is laying it on SO thick. after he hangs up with her, he calls some other chick, and is giving her directions to the starbucks we are at. he hangs up, calls a 3rd girl, talks to her about dressing up like a schoolgirl for him and tells her to send him pics, then he sees the chick that he directed to starbucks, get's off the phone with the school-girl, and starts fawning all over this bimbo that strolls in. now the bitch won't SHUT UP....i am having violent thoughts.....

[Bruiser]

go slap him and demand child support

[weknowhowtolive]

go slap him and demand child supportWomen like you are the reason men become alcoholics.

[Bruiser]

Women like you are the reason men become alcoholics.

I love drinking buddies

[offender]

Was that you over there in the corner with the funny haircut? Dont be hatin' just cause the women love me, what can I say? Some people got it some dont. Maybe your just jealous. Hit me up with a PM and I'll give you my number.

[Skones]

so, i come into my local starbucks after the long ride home from the company golf outting, nd there is this guy in here on the phone talking loud enough for the entire store to hear. i take my favorite comfy seat near the door, and catch that he is schmoozing some chick on the phone....he is laying it on SO thick. after he hangs up with her, he calls some other chick, and is giving her directions to the starbucks we are at. he hangs up, calls a 3rd girl, talks to her about dressing up like a schoolgirl for him and tells her to send him pics, then he sees the chick that he directed to starbucks, get's off the phone with the school-girl, and starts fawning all over this bimbo that strolls in. now the bitch won't SHUT UP....i am having violent thoughts.....
Pimpin' ain't easy...

[Diana E]

so, i come into my local starbucks after the long ride home from the company golf outting, nd there is this guy in here on the phone talking loud enough for the entire store to hear. i take my favorite comfy seat near the door, and catch that he is schmoozing some chick on the phone....he is laying it on SO thick. after he hangs up with her, he calls some other chick, and is giving her directions to the starbucks we are at. he hangs up, calls a 3rd girl, talks to her about dressing up like a schoolgirl for him and tells her to send him pics, then he sees the chick that he directed to starbucks, get's off the phone with the school-girl, and starts fawning all over this bimbo that strolls in. now the bitch won't SHUT UP....i am having violent thoughts.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1140000/images/_1144917_dom_joly150pa.jpg

[CptnSpaulding]

Pimpin' ain't easy...
no its not...some peopel are just a lil better then others.


edit: thats their own fault for showing interest into an obviouse slimeball. If your a girl and cant recognize a slimer when you see one...then dont get mad when he is foxin around

[Martina]

so, i come into my local starbucks after the long ride home from the company golf outting, nd there is this guy in here on the phone talking loud enough for the entire store to hear. i take my favorite comfy seat near the door, and catch that he is schmoozing some chick on the phone....he is laying it on SO thick. after he hangs up with her, he calls some other chick, and is giving her directions to the starbucks we are at. he hangs up, calls a 3rd girl, talks to her about dressing up like a schoolgirl for him and tells her to send him pics, then he sees the chick that he directed to starbucks, get's off the phone with the school-girl, and starts fawning all over this bimbo that strolls in. now the bitch won't SHUT UP....i am having violent thoughts.....

Snitch him out.....
Do it......I wish I were you so I can be a pussy goalie.

[Tokyohoon]

Shoulda just snatched the phone and said "He'll call ya back later honey, I just finished blowing him, now it's his turn." Better yet if you could get a male accomplice to deliver the same line.

I bet you would have gotten applause.

[winecityskin]

Shoulda just snatched the phone and said "He'll call ya back later honey, I just finished blowing him, now it's his turn." Better yet if you could get a male accomplice to deliver the same line.

I bet you would have gotten applause.


And he would have probably called his lawyer... Lawyers could be able to find living forms on the moon if they were asked to sue the NASA...

[gregtheskin]

go slap him and demand child support

Better yet find some kid and have him walk up to him and say "DADDY"!

[Royo]

so, i come into my local starbucks after the long ride home from the company golf outting, nd there is this guy in here on the phone talking loud enough for the entire store to hear. i take my favorite comfy seat near the door, and catch that he is schmoozing some chick on the phone....he is laying it on SO thick. after he hangs up with her, he calls some other chick, and is giving her directions to the starbucks we are at. he hangs up, calls a 3rd girl, talks to her about dressing up like a schoolgirl for him and tells her to send him pics, then he sees the chick that he directed to starbucks, get's off the phone with the school-girl, and starts fawning all over this bimbo that strolls in. now the bitch won't SHUT UP....i am having violent thoughts.....

Dont be player hating. last time i tryed macking 3 bitches shit blew up in my face. and i was left alone at a party.... so alone.

[Weasel]

Dont be player hating. last time i tryed macking 3 bitches shit blew up in my face. and i was left alone at a party.... so alone.
alone? AT A PARTY!!!

[Scotskin]

What were you doing in a Starbucks anyway? Starbucks can suck it for all I fucking care. Hippy owned and operated corporation, and they will not support the troops at all, not one tiny bit. Red list those shitdicks.

[Blue Blood]

Snitch him out.....
Do it......I wish I were you so I can be a pussy goalie.
Not unlike a cock-blocker?

[Mommys_lil_Chola]

What were you doing in a Starbucks anyway? Starbucks can suck it for all I fucking care. Hippy owned and operated corporation, and they will not support the troops at all, not one tiny bit. Red list those shitdicks.

Shut your fucking fingers, starbucks is fucking delish. How dare you.

[IronCityBoot]

Pimpin' ain't easy...

...but it sure pays nice.

[Blue Blood]

Shut your fucking fingers, starbucks is fucking delish. How dare you.
I agree.StarBucks is good stuff,although I only partake whilst on walkabout(vacation)...Vanilla Ice coffee.I'd skin a puppy for one...BTW..the sig..hahaha

[Tokyohoon]

What were you doing in a Starbucks anyway? Starbucks can suck it for all I fucking care. Hippy owned and operated corporation, and they will not support the troops at all, not one tiny bit. Red list those shitdicks.

From the Starbucks website:

Starbucks Donates to Military Personnel

As part of Starbucks ongoing commitment to share the comfort of coffee during times of crisis, the company continues to demonstrate our support of the men and women serving in the U.S. military overseas.

Starbucks is a company with a social conscience and a long history of contributing product, time and funding to a wide variety of local, national and international non-profit organizations. In addition, Starbucks has the deepest respect and admiration for U.S. military personnel. We are extremely grateful to the men and women who serve stateside and overseas. We sincerely appreciate that they are willing to risk their lives to protect Americans and our values of freedom and democracy.


Starbucks employs approximately 80 partners (employees) who serve in the military and are currently on active duty. In support of their efforts, Starbucks provides a military allowance to make up the difference between their military pay and their pay level at Starbucks before they went on leave. The partner can continue health coverage, and family health coverage, if enrolled, for up to 18 months.

http://www.starbucks.com/aboutus/csr.asp

Sounds reasonably supportive to me.

[PUNISHER]

From the Starbucks website:





http://www.starbucks.com/aboutus/csr.asp

Sounds reasonably supportive to me.
That's great.

There's a Tim Hortons in Afghanistan now. (Yeah I know it's American owned now but it's still a Canadian thing.)

[Scotskin]

Okay Hoon, I stand corrected. But I had read another news letter saying that Starbucks refused to send any of their products to our guys because the company's higher-ups opposed the war. I think it was in NewsWeek or some such. But if that's the case then thank you for correcting my error. Appreciated.

[Tokyohoon]

Cool - I can think of much better reasons to hate Starbucks anyhow. Like shitty coffee. :)

[SchoolByrd]

Cool - I can think of much better reasons to hate Starbucks anyhow. Like shitty coffee. :)there is nothing wrong with thier iced americanos on a hot day....

[winecityskin]

Cool - I can think of much better reasons to hate Starbucks anyhow. Like shitty coffee. :)

That and making up new kinds of them... No wonder Starbucks just doesn't root in Italy. If an italian customer drank one of their Cappuccinos they would tear the place down:rolleyes:

Let's say it... In that place they sell everything but real coffee...

[Scotskin]

That and making up new kinds of them... No wonder Starbucks just doesn't root in Italy. If an italian customer drank one of their Cappuccinos they would tear the place down:rolleyes:

Let's say it... In that place they sell everything but real coffee...

Hear hear.

Ref: Denis Leary. "Coffee flavored coffee."

[bethany]

so, i come into my local starbucks after the long ride home from the company golf outting, nd there is this guy in here on the phone talking loud enough for the entire store to hear. i take my favorite comfy seat near the door, and catch that he is schmoozing some chick on the phone....he is laying it on SO thick. after he hangs up with her, he calls some other chick, and is giving her directions to the starbucks we are at. he hangs up, calls a 3rd girl, talks to her about dressing up like a schoolgirl for him and tells her to send him pics, then he sees the chick that he directed to starbucks, get's off the phone with the school-girl, and starts fawning all over this bimbo that strolls in. now the bitch won't SHUT UP....i am having violent thoughts.....

that's one of the reasons i don't go to starbucks, i can't deal with the majorioty of the people who frequent them. plus, i always feel like a tool ordering coffee's there b/c i feel "less worthy" just getting a regular old iced coffee. :frown: i stick to dunkins.

[magnetmaz]

i stick to dunkins.

Oh my sweet, sugary jesus ....Dunkin Donuts coffee destroys! Best stuff - especially that new caramel flavor there .... by Zeus's beard - It calls to me!

Luckily there's a Dunkin Donuts within 300 yards of my house, where my pakistani brokers can deal me some sweet nectar.

[bethany]

Oh my sweet, sugary jesus ....Dunkin Donuts coffee destroys! Best stuff - especially that new caramel flavor there .... by Zeus's beard - It calls to me!

Luckily there's a Dunkin Donuts within 300 yards of my house, where my pakistani brokers can deal me some sweet nectar.

lol, i'm boring, i just get regular old iced coffee. but, mocha lates there are pretty ok too. when i lived in somerville there was a dunkin with in walking distance in two directions, since i moved to the bumfuck section of massachusetts i'm forced to drive there.

[offender]

I don't go to Starbucks because it's overpriced. A venti White Chocolate Mocha is almost $5.

[weknowhowtolive]

You know, im a total coffee snob and i always just stayed away from Starbucks. Dunkin Donuts coffee was actually alright...but lately, after the small coffee shop by my work got nicknamed the Commie Shack, ive been going to Starbucks, and you know what? Its actually pretty damn good coffee.

[magnetmaz]

I'm not saying it's not good coffee... i guess i just object to them being EVERYWHERE....

reminds me of the movie "Best In Show" where the guy is relating his story about how he met his wife.

"I was in Starbucks ...on my computer..and i looked out the window ...and our eyes met. She was in another Starbucks ..across the street."

[weknowhowtolive]

Still object?

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/284533_theinsider11.html

Every sip you get some Mer-tits in your face.

[GApeachSkingirl]

lol, i'm boring, i just get regular old iced coffee. but, mocha lates there are pretty ok too. when i lived in somerville there was a dunkin with in walking distance in two directions, since i moved to the bumfuck section of massachusetts i'm forced to drive there.

There were Dunkin Donuts EVERYWHERE in Boston. It was so bizarre to me. There was one on almost every fricking corner and the airport had atleast 5. I know, because I had to sleep in the airport. haha. We went downstairs to the Dunkin Donuts in our little section and they were out of plain bagels and chocolate milk, so we just walked one section down and went to the other one. haha.

[winecityskin]

Still object?

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/284533_theinsider11.html

Every sip you get some Mer-tits in your face.

If I wanted to see tits I'd just ask my housemates to show theirs...

[ArmedSuspect]

I'm not saying it's not good coffee... i guess i just object to them being EVERYWHERE....

reminds me of the movie "Best In Show" where the guy is relating his story about how he met his wife.

"I was in Starbucks ...on my computer..and i looked out the window ...and our eyes met. She was in another Starbucks ..across the street."

I've actually seen that shit and almost flipped the fuck out. If there was ever a more appropriate time for a few Molotovs, I've never experienced it.

[siobahn]

I'm not saying it's not good coffee... i guess i just object to them being EVERYWHERE....

reminds me of the movie "Best In Show" where the guy is relating his story about how he met his wife.

"I was in Starbucks ...on my computer..and i looked out the window ...and our eyes met. She was in another Starbucks ..across the street."hahaha i love that movie.

[caspar]

I object to the stupid names they give their swill w/ sucky undertaste and cup sizes. But that's just me.

[Tokyohoon]

You know, im a total coffee snob and i always just stayed away from Starbucks. Dunkin Donuts coffee was actually alright...but lately, after the small coffee shop by my work got nicknamed the Commie Shack, ive been going to Starbucks, and you know what? Its actually pretty damn good coffee.

On occasion - what I object to is that they switch the damned blend every day (at least they do in Tokyo) - and while some of the blends are very drinkable, some of them are horrible.

Dean and Deluca opened up in Tokyo - and for people who drink straight up coffee, you get your choice of their French roast (tastes better) or the City Blend (tastes OK, kicks like a mule). And they have a real deli on site too.

[dkmhobbit]

There was a time when I thought saying something like "Douchebag at Starbucks" was akin to saying "Pervert who molests children." But alas, I too have been drawn in by their tasty seasonal selections.

Pumpkin spice owns, though I refuse to order anything other than "small," "medium," or "large." None of this "veinte" stufff...


A man has to have standards.

[Dirt_Boy]

fuck starbucks

[gregtheskin]

You know what's better than starbucks coffee? An Irish coffee from the local Irish bar. Now that's the shit right there.

[Tokyohoon]

You know what's better than starbucks coffee? An Irish coffee from the local Irish bar. Now that's the shit right there.

Now you're talking. THink I'll go get one.

[grouchybastid]

I object to the stupid names they give their swill w/ sucky undertaste and cup sizes. But that's just me.

Correct. Starbucks coffee tastes like they boiled a sock. Now Brooklyn Bagels, which is conveniently within walking distance to me, has awesome coffee to go with the best bagels in Queens.

Mmmm...bagels...

[magnetmaz]

BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD i went to starbucks this morning. I haven't had starbucks in probably 5 years... but i walked out of mass this morning, hopped on my scooter, and rolled over for a coffee.

Also, i got a 'pumpkin scone' ...i figured if i was going to open up a bottle of fagsauce, i might as well pour it on thick.

Ironicially there was a massive crowd at the starbucks preparing for the "AIDS WALKATHON" or whatever it's called... everyone in their matching white t-shirts.

[SchoolByrd]

BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD i went to starbucks this morning. I haven't had starbucks in probably 5 years... but i walked out of mass this morning, hopped on my scooter, and rolled over for a coffee.

Also, i got a 'pumpkin scone' ...i figured if i was going to open up a bottle of fagsauce, i might as well pour it on thick.

Ironicially there was a massive crowd at the starbucks preparing for the "AIDS WALKATHON" or whatever it's called... everyone in their matching white t-shirts.i loved the pumpkin scone....

[magnetmaz]

i loved the pumpkin scone....

I could have gotten the matching "Venti Soy Half-Caf Pumpkin frappamachiatto" or whatever to go along with it, but i had to draw the line somewhere.

[SchoolByrd]

I could have gotten the matching "Venti Soy Half-Caf Pumpkin frappamachiatto" or whatever to go along with it, but i had to draw the line somewhere.
the carrot cake or pumpkin muffins with the cream cheese are GREAT too.....

[IronCityBoot]

I can't believe I just sat here and read this entire thread...again

[SchoolByrd]

I can't believe I just sat here and read this entire thread...again
i have that effect on people

[SkinnyBird]

the carrot cake or pumpkin muffins with the cream cheese are GREAT too.....

oh god yes...I had one of the muffins the other day and I was blown away...still not worth the $5, though.

[Weasel]

motherfuck starbucks.

[caspar]

Correct. Starbucks coffee tastes like they boiled a sock. Now Brooklyn Bagels, which is conveniently within walking distance to me, has awesome coffee to go with the best bagels in Queens.

Mmmm...bagels...

Damn you! All the good bagel shops out here closed down and now I can't get a decent bagel.

Does this make us even? Puppies for bagels?

[grouchybastid]

Damn you! All the good bagel shops out here closed down and now I can't get a decent bagel.

Does this make us even? Puppies for bagels?

It's closer now, yes.

But no. There aren't any good bagel shops in California. There have never been any good bagel shops in California. In fact....if it ain't in NYC, it's not a real bagel shop, let alone a good one. Just sayin' :wink:

[caspar]

It's closer now, yes.

But no. There aren't any good bagel shops in California. There have never been any good bagel shops in California. In fact....if it ain't in NYC, it's not a real bagel shop, let alone a good one. Just sayin' :wink:

Pshaw! There used to be one or two. They went out of business pretty quickly, though. It made me sad.

[Professor]

so, i come into my local starbucks after the long ride home from the company golf outting, nd there is this guy in here on the phone talking loud enough for the entire store to hear. i take my favorite comfy seat near the door, and catch that he is schmoozing some chick on the phone....he is laying it on SO thick. after he hangs up with her, he calls some other chick, and is giving her directions to the starbucks we are at. he hangs up, calls a 3rd girl, talks to her about dressing up like a schoolgirl for him and tells her to send him pics, then he sees the chick that he directed to starbucks, get's off the phone with the school-girl, and starts fawning all over this bimbo that strolls in. now the bitch won't SHUT UP....i am having violent thoughts.....

that's what you get for going to a starbucks......bastions of idiocy, they are......


and how much would we bet that he wasn't actually calling anyone, just playing captain pimp?

[Professor]

In fact....if it ain't in NYC, it's not a real bagel shop, let alone a good one. Just sayin' :wink:

Jersey has plenty of exceptional bagel shops. anywhere outside of this area though.......you're getting a slice of white bread with a hole cut out of it.

[grouchybastid]

Jersey has plenty of exceptional bagel shops. anywhere outside of this area though.......you're getting a slice of white bread with a hole cut out of it.

True.

But Jersey is just the 6th borough, isn't it? :biggrin:

I'm gonna go hide now

[Professor]

True.

But Jersey is just the 6th borough, isn't it? :biggrin:

I'm gonna go hide now

:nono::threaten:

[Knucks]

I just cant warrant spending $5-6 on a cup of mediocre coffee when I can go to the little bagel shop down the street frm my work and get some insanely great coffee for $1.55. Their coffee is beeter (and cheaper!) than dunkies, even!

[weknowhowtolive]

I just cant warrant spending $5-6 on a cup of mediocre coffee when I can go to the little bagel shop down the street frm my work and get some insanely great coffee for $1.55. Their coffee is beeter (and cheaper!) than dunkies, even!a grande which is 16oz is $1.65 at starbucks

[Knucks]

a grande which is 16oz is $1.65 at starbucks

Meant more the espresso stuff.

[weknowhowtolive]

Meant more the espresso stuff.Ohh...well..ive never been to a coffee place where a 16oz latte was under 2.50 or 2.75...i think they are 3 at starbucks. Regardless, there are places like deaf dog coffee that just plain suck.

[Knucks]

Ohh...well..ive never been to a coffee place where a 16oz latte was under 2.50 or 2.75...i think they are 3 at starbucks. Regardless, there are places like deaf dog coffee that just plain suck.

I usually just get a cappuccino. Its this little place in Smithfield, RI. Damn good homemade biscottis, too.

[weknowhowtolive]

yeah some places are good...but a place like Deaf Dog that says "Friends dont let friends go to Starbucks" better have better coffee for a better price, and they dont.

[Knucks]

yeah some places are good...but a place like Deaf Dog that says "Friends dont let friends go to Starbucks" better have better coffee for a better price, and they dont.

Agreed. The whole "don't talk the talk" thing and all that...