True story.

[Gut Check]

A reporter from Gainsville was walking around town when he saw a little kid being attacked by a pitbull, he ran over to help, but before he could do anything another young boy jammed a stick in the dogs mouth, twisted it, and broke it's neck. The reporter quickly wrote down the next day's headline, "Brave child saves playmate from evil pitbull", and approached the boy for comment. "You must be a Gators fan", he asked. "No", the child replied. "Oh, then you're a Florida State fan?", the reporter said. "Nope, I'm a Georgia fan!", the boy proudly replied. The reporter then scratched out the previous headline and wrote down, "Dirty little redneck bastard murders beloved family pet"

True story.

Man I'm bored.

[offender]

A reporter from Gainsville was walking around town when he saw a little kid being attacked by a pitbull, he ran over to help, but before he could do anything another young boy jammed a stick in the dogs mouth, twisted it, and broke it's neck. The reporter quickly wrote down the next day's headline, "Brave child saves playmate from evil pitbull", and approached the boy for comment. "You must be a Gators fan", he asked. "No", the child replied. "Oh, then you're a Florida State fan?", the reporter said. "Nope, I'm a Georgia fan!", the boy proudly replied. The reporter then scratched out the previous headline and wrote down, "Dirty little redneck bastard murders beloved family pet"

True story.

Man I'm bored.

Every good dog man has a breaking stick, it's the right way to get your bulldog off another dog if he grabs ahold and it usually doesn't break their jaw either. You can use a piece of a broom handle and cut the end into a wedge shape then work it in between their teeth to pry the jaws loose.

http://www.pbrc.net/breaksticks.html