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Johnny Rebel
09-16-2006, 08:01 AM
Then your probably average height.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060915/ap_on_re_eu/netherlands_tallest_people

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Most of us are taller than our parents, who probably are taller than their parents. But in the Netherlands, the generational progression has reached new heights.
In the last 150 years, the Dutch have become the tallest people on Earth — and experts say they're still getting bigger. It is a tale of a nation's health and wealth.
Prosperity propelled the collective growth spurt that began in the mid-1800s and was only interrupted during the harsh years of the Nazi occupation in the 1940s — when average heights actually declined.
With their protein-rich diet and a national health service that pampers infants, the Dutch are standing taller than ever. The average Dutchman stands just over 6 feet, while women average nearly 5-foot-7.
Ask Pieter Gijselaar about the problems of the very tall.
At more than 6-feet-10 1/2, he spends a lot of time ducking through doorways and guarding against minor head injuries. In an economy-class airline seat, he only fits in the emergency exit row. He had to have the seat of his Volkswagen Golf specially fitted and blocks put under the legs to raise his office desk.
But Gijselaar, a 28-year-old real estate agent, says he has it easier than his father, who is 6-foot-5.
"Buying clothes and shoes is not a problem anymore. You can always find stores that sell large sizes," he said. "But it's not cheap. I don't get any discounts off the rack."
Though people tend to stare, Gijselaar says being head, shoulders and trunk above everyone else makes an impression. "People don't forget me. If you meet me a year from now, you'll remember who I am."
The Dutch were not noted for their height until recently. It was only in the 1950s that they passed the Americans, who stood tallest for most of the last 200 years, said John Komlos, a leading expert on the subject who is professor of economic history at the University of Munich in Germany. He said the United States has now fallen behind Denmark.
Many Dutch are much taller than average. So many, in fact, that four years ago the government adjusted building codes to raise the standards for door frames and ceilings. Doors must now be 7-feet, 6 1/2-inches high.
For years, the Dutch national air carrier had an agreement with the Tall People's Club to give preference to club members for front seats with extra leg room. The airline scrapped the deal last year because of complaints of discrimination by more normal-sized people, club spokesman Paul van Sprundel said.
Though that was a setback, the national railway did ask the club to try out seats for new railway cars.
"More and more people are becoming aware of our needs," Van Sprundel said.
The club has a membership of 2,000 individuals and families, or about 4,500 people including children. But Van Sprundel said the requirements are minimal, to conform with similar clubs in other countries — about 6-foot-3 for men and 5-foot-11 for women.
By those standards, he estimates about 800,000 people would qualify in this country of 16 million.
It wasn't always this way.

In 1848, one man out of four was rejected by the Dutch military because he was shorter than 5-foot-2. Today, fewer than one in 1,000 is that short.
George Maat, an anthropologist at Leiden University Medical Center, cites a study done in 1861 correlating the height of conscripts to the availability and price of rye, then the main food crop. One year after a poor crop, the number of men rejected as too short shot up.
Height appears to come naturally with the territory. Two thousand years ago, the men of the Low Countries stood about 5-foot-9 — tall for the age — and were enlisted as guards for the Roman emperor, Maat said.
Average heights declined over the next 1,800 years as food supply failed to keep pace with population growth and people moved into disease-ridden cities, said Maat. He spoke from his office, cluttered with leg bones and skulls, overlooking a grassy quadrangle that is the burial site of thousands killed by plague in 1635.
Even during the 17th century, when Amsterdam was the world's richest city, wealth was concentrated in the hands of a few merchants and average height did not increase.
It took until World War I for the Dutch to regain the 4 inches they lost over two millennia.
As lifestyles improve, Maat said the average height of a Dutch man could reach 6-foot-3 within 50 years. The influx of immigrants from North Africa may slow the growth rate, but their descendants could catch up in a few generations.
But wealth doesn't explain everything. Scandinavians, who are among the world's tallest people at 6 feet, are not getting taller on average, apparently hitting their genetic glass ceiling.
"With better food, Pygmies will increase in height, but you will never make Dutchmen out of them. It's just not there in the genes," Maat said. "Since we are still on the move, we don't know where it's going to end," he said. "It's upward, yes, but how far upward we don't know."


I for one, say we welcome our new lanky overlords with gifts of wooden shoes, macaroni pictures, and paper plate bean shakers with glue and glitter to make them all sparkly.

Doc
09-16-2006, 09:56 AM
I live over there. Its like land of the fkn giants. Most people perceive me as some sort of oddity: a heavily tattooed, Scottish midget who will drink till he falls over if you buy him beer.

magnetmaz
09-16-2006, 09:59 AM
I for one, say we welcome our new lanky overlords with gifts of wooden shoes, macaroni pictures, and paper plate bean shakers with glue and glitter to make them all sparkly.

classic. Rep for the Kent Brockman reference - used in typical internerd context.

Extra credit for reminding me of "glitter" the sparkly stuff i used in kindergarten to make xmas ornaments my parents put near the back of the tree.

....but, extra credit taken away for reminding me of "Glitter", the Maria Carey movie.

Tokyohoon
09-16-2006, 11:19 AM
I live over there. Its like land of the fkn giants. Most people perceive me as some sort of oddity: a heavily tattooed, Scottish midget who will drink till he falls over if you buy him beer.

You mean a pict? :rofl:

Doc
09-16-2006, 11:46 AM
You mean a pict? :rofl:

I yam what i yam.

doc marten soul
09-16-2006, 03:03 PM
Goddamn it! This is a national crisis for the US! We need to step up the height race! As a proud red-blooded american I must do my part to reclaim "the tallest" title. I propose that tall americans such as myself and magnetmaz will be provided with the countries most beautiful and tallest women for purposes of breeding until the national average truely shows our glory. We held that title for damn near 200 years and by god I intend to see it return ours once more!

magnetmaz
09-16-2006, 03:15 PM
I propose that tall americans such as myself and magnetmaz will be provided with the countries most beautiful and tallest women for purposes of breeding until the national average truely shows our glory. We held that title for damn near 200 years and by god I intend to see it return ours once more!

I support your vision for a new tomorrow, Colum. While i've never sired a child ( to my knowledge ), i am fairly certain my equipment is operational and up to the challenge. I also think there should be some law that we don't have to call the chick back the morning after, because i don't have enough cell phone minutes.

Another thing we can do to raise the median height is wipe out everyone shorter than a certain height. Load them into boxcars or whatnot.

weknowhowtolive
09-16-2006, 03:30 PM
Tall people make me laugh.

caspar
09-16-2006, 04:23 PM
Tall people make me laugh.

No need to be jealous. I'll give you three of my inches so that I'm a normal girl height.

Doc
09-16-2006, 08:59 PM
I'll give you three of my inches

There's something very wrong with that.

caspar
09-16-2006, 09:54 PM
There's something very wrong with that.

hahahahaha! Way to take that out of context, perv!

Boothead
09-17-2006, 12:30 PM
Just give us a couple more years, we'll become like the hulk and take over the world.

Not to long a go I ate some puny little American... just for fun.

Dutch Raven
09-18-2006, 07:04 AM
I live over there. Its like land of the fkn giants. Most people perceive me as some sort of oddity: a heavily tattooed, Scottish midget who will drink till he falls over if you buy him beer.

It's good we only met in Amsterdam: I don't want my friends see me hang out with one of the little people! :wink:

I'm 179 centimeters = 5.87270341 feet - not very tall over here...
Boothead is more or less 188 centimeters = 6.167979 feet

"With better food, Pygmies will increase in height, but you will never make Dutchmen out of them. It's just not there in the genes,"

Great quote!

Doc
09-18-2006, 08:09 AM
It's good we only met in Amsterdam: I don't want my friends see me hang out with one of the little people! :wink:


hehehe.......i can drink the beer of 2 of your Dutchmen......for breakfast! :tongue:

El Rhino
09-18-2006, 09:09 AM
I've never seen a wood shoe Jew under 5'9". True story.

Dutch Raven
09-18-2006, 09:29 AM
a wood shoe Jew

WTF?!

Yorkshire Rich
09-18-2006, 04:01 PM
nah I'm not so sure about this - my money's on Yorkshire - out of the band we've got a 6'2" singer, me at 6'4" and bass player at 6'5", drummers a lass so she doesn't count.

Dawgnuts
09-18-2006, 04:07 PM
They may be tall but they must not have much hand eye coordination. Them fuckers would be playing sports.

Yorkshire Rich
09-18-2006, 04:16 PM
They may be tall but they must not have much hand eye coordination. Them fuckers would be playing sports.
It must be the plentiful porn, whores and weed that's messing their hand eye coordination up!

Doc
09-18-2006, 04:18 PM
It must be the plentiful porn, whores and weed that's messing their hand eye coordination up!

hahahaha.........strong beer too.

Dutch Raven
09-18-2006, 06:58 PM
They may be tall but they must not have much hand eye coordination. Them fuckers would be playing sports.

We is. And we is quite good at various sports.

Yorkshire Rich
09-19-2006, 04:50 PM
We is. And we is quite good at various sports.
like what? is it your lot who do the shin kicking game, with clogs on? that'd be hardcore, or is that a nordic thing? hehe

sidcup kev
09-19-2006, 05:12 PM
We is. And we is quite good at various sports.


Ive heard ...........sticking fingers in dykes ............or was that porn ?

Dutch Raven
09-19-2006, 05:35 PM
Hahahaha, you're all assholes.

like what? is it your lot who do the shin kicking game, with clogs on? that'd be hardcore, or is that a nordic thing? hehe

Shit, man! I'd rather take a kicking with boots than with cloggs ANY day!

grouchybastid
09-19-2006, 05:50 PM
Y'know, I've always wondered about the whole wooden shoes thing. I mean, what the fuck? Why would anybody ever think SHOES made from WOOD were a good idea?

GApeachSkingirl
09-19-2006, 05:55 PM
I was almost positive that this was gonna say:

Title: Aint Dutch?

...aint shit.


And that was it.

Dutch Raven
09-19-2006, 05:57 PM
Nah, it's got to rime:
Ain't Dutch? Ain't much!

Y'know, I've always wondered about the whole wooden shoes thing. I mean, what the fuck? Why would anybody ever think SHOES made from WOOD were a good idea?

Well, why not?
Those things are used by farmers and last a long time. Try and stick a shovel through it: you won't.

grouchybastid
09-19-2006, 06:16 PM
Well, why not?
Those things are used by farmers and last a long time. Try and stick a shovel through it: you won't.

Granted. But I'm doubting they're much in the way of comfortable. And if you say they ARE, you're obviously some kinda Dutch freak :biggrin:

rachel
09-19-2006, 06:18 PM
I wish I had wooden shoes. I would wear them everywhere.

Dutch Raven
09-19-2006, 06:20 PM
I bet you can buy them somewhere in the US.

Granted. But I'm doubting they're much in the way of comfortable. And if you say they ARE, you're obviously some kinda Dutch freak :biggrin:

They're not comfortable to me, but I know a lot of people who wear nothing else.

rachel
09-19-2006, 06:22 PM
I bet wooden shoes are like birkenstocks, sadly I wear nothing else.

Dutch Raven
09-19-2006, 06:24 PM
Nope. They're fucking harder, of course not flexible at all and aren't open at the heel.
They're supposed to be good for your feet... But they fucking hurt! :p

http://www.dutchbike.co.uk/Pictures/klomp.jpg

El Rhino
09-19-2006, 07:08 PM
WTF?!


A wood shoe Jew. You know, a Dutchman.


For those of you inquiring about wood shoes, check out this link:

www.dutchmall.com (http://www.dutchmall.com)

You can purchase imported (from the Netherlands) hand-crafted wooden shoes, as well as many other Dutch related products from this Pella, Iowa-based retailer. Almost every motherfucker in that town has a last name that starts with "Van".

Dutch Raven
09-19-2006, 07:12 PM
That must be the most inapropriate (sp?) name for the Dutch ever.

Best mints ever: http://www.dutchmall.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=201&category_id=53

El Rhino
09-19-2006, 07:18 PM
That must be the most inapropriate (sp?) name for the Dutch ever.

Best mints ever: http://www.dutchmall.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=201&category_id=53


I don't know much about the stereotypes of "you people", I just know that's a slur that's out there.

I've had those mints before, very good. That town where Dutchmall is located is maybe 40 miles away from me. The city has ordinances where all the buildings in the downtown area have to be built to certain specifications to recreate a village in Holland and they're very in to local business. It's the only place I can think of where a Wal-Mart failed. Tulips and windmills everywhere. I like the Dutch food products you can get from this town (except Dutch letters... I hate those things!). I'm making Dutch spiced beef this weekend, actually.

Dutch Raven
09-19-2006, 07:22 PM
Never heard that slur before. Doesn't suit any Dutch steraotype I can think of.

I wonder how authentic that town looks. Probably in some weird 1920's style or something. :p

El Rhino
09-19-2006, 07:30 PM
www.pella.org (http://www.pella.org)

Apparently they're going for an 1850's Dutch style. I know all of the main business district is done in this style, as well as a lot of homes.

Dutch Raven
09-19-2006, 07:31 PM
Mmmh, not bad.

RuneDK
09-19-2006, 08:46 PM
Well, why not?
Those things are used by farmers and last a long time. Try and stick a shovel through it: you won't.


Cloggs are great! I heard a story of vikings invading *insert inferior country* and the *insert inferior people* ran throwing caltrops like the cowards they were. But the clever vikings had cloggs with them. Then they put them on, walked over the caltrops and beat the shit out of the *insert inferior people*.

See, that's why you need cloggs. Raven's right though... they're not wearable...

Dutch Raven
09-20-2006, 07:05 AM
Right. They should be standard army equipment!