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Packratt
09-16-2006, 02:28 PM
No, it's not wrestling...


PORTLAND, Ore. - When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.

Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man — Edward Dalton Haffey — was burglarizing Kuhnhausen’s home.

But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.

Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s office.

This story is all shades of crazy funny. I like how they describe the lady as "a large woman".

doc marten soul
09-16-2006, 02:50 PM
The police had to drag her away before she devoured her kill. :biggrin:
What the hell sort of half-assed hitman uses a claw hammer?

magnetmaz
09-16-2006, 02:56 PM
I was just thinking about which kind of nurse is better .... a young, hot nurse ....or the standard big-bodied friendly ones.

And then i remembered when i was in the hospital in terrible pain when they were putting my knee back together .... and if you would have asked me which body-type nurse i prefered i would have answered "THE ONE WHO BRINGS ME DILAUDID!!!"

ElBeau
09-18-2006, 12:12 PM
I like the fact that they just had to put in there that the husband worked with the jizz mopper in a porno hut.