weddings

[ArmedSuspect]

Open bars are the best part. Plus, I got told I clean up real nice about 50 times.

[Doc]

Plus, I got told I clean up real nice about 50 times.

Damn, that must make you a skanky motherfucker in your day-to-day.

[ArmedSuspect]

Damn, that must make you a skanky motherfucker in your day-to-day.

Nah, I just don't wear suits or "formal wear" that often. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda guy.

[Doc]

I'm a jiz-encrusted jeans and t-shirt kinda guy.

Go fuck a sports sock.

[caspar]

Go fuck a sports sock.

Billy's girl wouldn't cheat on him like that. :biggrin: got nothin but luv for ya, bk.

[ArmedSuspect]

Go fuck a sports sock.


Why do that when I can fuck ya mutha for free?

[Diana E]

Why do that when I can fuck ya mutha for free?


Prolly cuz the sock's prettier.

[weknowhowtolive]

Prolly cuz the sock's prettier.Oh burn...damn, what a bitch.

[Martina]

Prolly cuz the sock's prettier.


And smells better too.

[biglippedbruiser]

I went to a wedding yesterday. Why was I the only one who knew the cotton eye joe dance?

[Diana E]

And smells better too.


And while we're at it.. tighter.

[Martina]

And while we're at it.. tighter.

and whiter......

[brettagal]

we drove past a wedding last year, a big white fancy to do one.
my sister stuck her head out the car window and shouted "YOUR HUSBAND WAS GREAT LAST NIGHT" i nearly crashed the car.

[Diana E]

and whiter......


teehee **snort** what a bitch.

[bethany]

I went to a wedding yesterday. Why was I the only one who knew the cotton eye joe dance?

lol, i though my family were the only weirdos that play the silly song. that made me smile.

i personally hate weddings and if i ever get married it will be a backyard bbq and everyone can wear comfy clothes. i know how much shit i go through buying clothes for other ppls weddings and i would never want to put people out like that. pulled pork and kegs for the drinkers yay.

[Professor]

i was just at my brother's wedding this weekend.....good times. if i can get some pics, i'll put 'em up.