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siobahn
09-16-2006, 04:52 PM
that's the movie, not the drug. :rolleyes: good action, good soundtrack. good times. anyone else seen it?
Scotskin
09-16-2006, 06:07 PM
No...but there's a shite energy drink they sell near me, especially at Croc Rock, called Crank!.........I think they named it that because "horrible tasting piss water taken from infectious waste tubes" wouldn't fit correctly onto the label.
offender
09-16-2006, 06:16 PM
that's the movie, not the drug. :rolleyes: good action, good soundtrack. good times. anyone else seen it?

I just watched the trailer, looks like a good movie.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8021760318301853237
CptnSpaulding
09-16-2006, 07:25 PM
that's the movie, not the drug. :rolleyes: good action, good soundtrack. good times. anyone else seen it?
you gotta be fucking kidding me...... that movie looks worse then transporter 2.

dumbest plot ever...most retarted action i have ever seen

edit: yea, i am a hater
Johnny Rebel
09-16-2006, 07:44 PM
yeah, Jason Strathem or whatever is a horrible fuckin actor. How does he keep gettin work?

HOWEVER- I hear that he's gonna play Master Chief (or just the voice, I'm not sure) in the Halo movie.
CptnSpaulding
09-16-2006, 07:47 PM
yeah, Jason Strathem or whatever is a horrible fuckin actor. How does he keep gettin work?

HOWEVER- I hear that he's gonna play Master Chief (or just the voice, I'm not sure) in the Halo movie.
i dont know if he is a bad actor or not....its just that all his movies are soo silly.

snatch was good..thats all
Johnny Rebel
09-16-2006, 07:51 PM
i dont know if he is a bad actor or not....its just that all his movies are soo silly.

snatch was good..thats all


heh- didn't know he was in that. Guess he's just not a leading man.
Big_8
09-16-2006, 07:52 PM
No...but there's a shite energy drink they sell near me, especially at Croc Rock, called Crank!.........I think they named it that because "horrible tasting piss water taken from infectious waste tubes" wouldn't fit correctly onto the label.First of all.You're from fuckin PA. don't say shite.second of all.Give me your cupcake.
doc marten soul
09-16-2006, 07:55 PM
Jason Statham is terrible, simply terrible and it will be a rare event where I pay money to see a movie with him in it. I hate him as much as I hate Heath Ledger.
siobahn
09-16-2006, 08:17 PM
you gotta be fucking kidding me...... that movie looks worse then transporter 2.

dumbest plot ever...most retarted action i have ever seen

edit: yea, i am a haterhaha, yeah that's what i thought when i first heard about the plotline. but just read some reviews. it's much better than either of the transporter movies.

i've seen many, many films and come to the conclusion that to some extent the director makes the actor. a good actor in a shitty movie will still be a good actor, the same way a bad actor in a good movie will look good, because that's the way it's cut. i haven't made up my mind about stratham.. he's not the best, not the worst.. but in this movie, it works.
Doc
09-16-2006, 08:19 PM
Just downloaded it......fkn terrible videocam quality. Im off to watch UFC 62 instead.
madicide
09-16-2006, 09:24 PM
I'm waiting for it to come out on video...
maura
09-16-2006, 09:32 PM
well from a ladies point of view (this one anyways) the oil fight scene from the first transporter is enough to get me to see most of his movies, probly not all in the theater tho.
Big_8
09-17-2006, 12:43 AM
I'm waiting for it to come out on video...I'm waiting for you to come out on video.


Oh Snap!
Mamaskin
09-17-2006, 12:59 AM
well from a ladies point of view (this one anyways) the oil fight scene from the first transporter is enough to get me to see most of his movies, probly not all in the theater tho.

Thats funny ,i was gonna say alot of the ladies i know love this guy. But i will wait until its out on video so i can put it on slow motion.:cool:
Gun2Gun
09-17-2006, 01:23 AM
Who's on the soundtrack?
gregtheskin
09-17-2006, 02:27 AM
i dont know if he is a bad actor or not....its just that all his movies are soo silly.

snatch was good..thats all

You left out lock stock and two smoking barrels. I tought it was better than snatch.
speedkills
09-17-2006, 03:25 AM
When I heard the plot (and the title) I couldn't help but think that it sounded like "Speed", minus the bus...
grouchybastid
09-17-2006, 11:51 AM
yeah, Jason Strathem or whatever is a horrible fuckin actor. How does he keep gettin work?

HOWEVER- I hear that he's gonna play Master Chief (or just the voice, I'm not sure) in the Halo movie.

No shit? That could kinda work actually. Interesting...
CptnSpaulding
09-17-2006, 12:49 PM
You left out lock stock and two smoking barrels. I tought it was better than snatch.
oh shit, he was in that also? i havent seen that since it came out..bad memory
madicide
09-17-2006, 01:26 PM
I'm waiting for you to come out on video.


Oh Snap!


Well you be waiting cause my shit will only be available in the states...hater
siobahn
09-17-2006, 08:22 PM
Thats funny ,i was gonna say alot of the ladies i know love this guy. But i will wait until its out on video so i can put it on slow motion.:cool:hehe.. yes, i didn't want to mention it too soon (thus reflecting badly on my objectivity), but he is sooo sexy. a little added "bonus" of this film for us girls: he spends about a third of the movie in a hospital gown. and of course he's always running and jumping over things. heh. yeah. :biggrin:
GApeachSkingirl
09-17-2006, 08:24 PM
I think Jason Statham is a decent enough actor. I just think most of the movies he's in suck balls. He needs to pick his roles better.
TenPintsCody
09-17-2006, 10:17 PM
Crank sucked. I like Jason Statham (in spite of the fact his movies tend to be kinda bad, he's a good enough personality to make them worth watching), but seriously... Crank was fucking terrible.
siobahn
09-17-2006, 10:20 PM
Crank sucked. I like Jason Statham (in spite of the fact his movies tend to be kinda bad, he's a good enough personality to make them worth watching), but seriously... Crank was fucking terrible.wtf are you talking about? i want evidence damnit.

wellll... i could have mentioned that it's purposely a bit campy. not everyone likes that i guess. it might be that the parts you found lame, i found funny as hell.
brettagal
09-17-2006, 10:23 PM
yeah, Jason Strathem or whatever is a horrible fuckin actor. How does he keep gettin work?

HOWEVER- I hear that he's gonna play Master Chief (or just the voice, I'm not sure) in the Halo movie.
i dont watch his films for the acting, dam that guy is so hot (jason statham) watching him walk is soft porn to me .
mmm mmmm:tongue:
CptnSpaulding
09-18-2006, 12:43 AM
Crank sucked. I like Jason Statham (in spite of the fact his movies tend to be kinda bad, he's a good enough personality to make them worth watching), but seriously... Crank was fucking terrible.
i honestly thought it was gonna have the same status as "snakes on a plane"

i didnt know people were actually gonna go see the movie not for the comedy
Scotskin
09-18-2006, 01:15 AM
First of all.You're from fuckin PA. don't say shite.second of all.Give me your cupcake.

Uh-oh, the Oi! Police are gunna rip up my skinhead card. But you can have my cupcake, no sweat.