View Full Version : French report that Osama bin Laden dead from Typhoid
london callum
09-23-2006, 09:53 AM
http://www.sabcnews.com/world/europe/0,2172,135361,00.html
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-09-23T115447Z_01_N23227995_RTRUKOC_0_US-SECURITY-BINLADEN-USA.xml
tatooskin
09-23-2006, 09:59 AM
bollox hes out thir in hiding fucking scum bag whish it was true tho
OiMommy!
09-23-2006, 10:13 AM
bollox hes out thir in hiding fucking scum bag whish it was true tho
Agreed.........I dont buy it either........
magnetmaz
09-23-2006, 10:35 AM
I can only hope that, if true, the 'paralysis of his internal organs' was excruciatingly painful. May the man have spent his last days and hours alone, unmedicated, and reconsidering if he really buys into that 72 virgins in paradise shit anyways....
...and I pray that his skewed, extremist devotion to that ass-backwards faith brought him very little comfort to ease his suffering as he choked out his last few breaths.
-eric
OiMommy!
09-23-2006, 10:46 AM
I can only hope that, if true, the 'paralysis of his internal organs' was excruciatingly painful. May the man have spent his last days and hours alone, unmedicated, and reconsidering if he really buys into that 72 virgins in paradise shit anyways....
...and I pray that his skewed, extremist devotion to that ass-backwards faith brought him very little comfort to ease his suffering as he choked out his last few breaths.
-eric
stop reading my mind!!!!!!!!:eek:
jeffer
09-23-2006, 11:35 AM
Yeah ther are saying that he died of typhoid last month...
SkinJen
09-23-2006, 12:59 PM
http://www.sabcnews.com/world/europe/0,2172,135361,00.html
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-09-23T115447Z_01_N23227995_RTRUKOC_0_US-SECURITY-BINLADEN-USA.xml
I too am a little sceptical....
chaosdiva
09-23-2006, 01:40 PM
bollox hes out thir in hiding fucking scum bag whish it was true tho
That's what I think too. and it's the same with fighting against the hydra...cut one head off and 10 others will grow after it...the same with those assholes. Is bin laden dead, there come more after him...those people will never leave the world in peace...
siobahn
09-23-2006, 03:45 PM
whether or not this is true, it doesn't surprise me in the least that governments would want to cover it up.
Packratt
09-23-2006, 04:05 PM
whether or not this is true, it doesn't surprise me in the least that governments would want to cover it up.
Well, I don't know... If it were true I could see a few ways to turn it to political advantage for the current ruling party, especially for election time.
"Yeah, we didn't catch him... But sheesh, we scared him so bad he crawled into a hole somewhere and died of typhoid just like a rat. He's dead, the world is a safer blah blah blah..."
One thing to be said about the GOP, they are the masters of spin.
As for this being true or not, there are some other reports of Al Queada stating that he was sick recently, so there might be some basis... Maybe time will tell, maybe not.
biglippedbruiser
09-23-2006, 04:16 PM
bollox hes out thir in hiding fucking scum bag whish it was true tho
thats what i was thinking, then he'll spring an attack and be like "im not dead mother fuckers!" so yeah...i definetly wish it was true.
King of all Buffets
09-23-2006, 06:02 PM
I will beleive it when I see a body and the americans do a dna test, and not one second before that.
eddie shots
09-23-2006, 06:04 PM
leave it to the french to try and stop a war against terrorism with a lie.
Blue Blood
09-23-2006, 06:14 PM
Osama is alive,he posts here as 'the Fawad'.
eddie shots
09-23-2006, 06:16 PM
and everyone know captain fawad is immune to typhoid.
shawn P
09-23-2006, 06:24 PM
Why couldn't he have caught a case of the ebola.
militarymite
09-23-2006, 06:52 PM
Osama bin Laden last logged on to his myspace page on 9/21/2006, so he must still be alive. If it's on myspace it must be true. http://www.myspace.com/osamafuckedyomomma
Bound Fo' Glory
09-24-2006, 03:20 PM
Who still gets typhoid....it's 2006.
siobahn
09-24-2006, 06:12 PM
Who still gets typhoid....it's 2006.i guess those who want to keep their country in the 15th century will suffer the consequences... haha.. sucka...
(but i don't think it's true, unfortunately.)
ienjoybeer
09-24-2006, 06:45 PM
Osama bin Laden last logged on to his myspace page on 9/21/2006, so he must still be alive. If it's on myspace it must be true. http://www.myspace.com/osamafuckedyomomma
Osamafuckedyomomma...hahaha....yeah. I know myspace is god and all....but, I don't buy it. Not for a second. Unfortunate he didn't catch leprosy or ebola..or something that slowly rots you to death...
militarymite
09-24-2006, 08:49 PM
Osamafuckedyomomma...hahaha....yeah. I know myspace is god and all....but, I don't buy it. Not for a second. Unfortunate he didn't catch leprosy or ebola..or something that slowly rots you to death...
Then you're a non-believer infadel.
Tokyohoon
09-24-2006, 10:16 PM
Well, actually, typhoid's pretty common in that part of the world - I can see it being plausible. The cool part, if it's true, is that if he got infected with typhoid, so did the rest of his cadre. About a third of them oughtta be dead.
Argyleskin
09-25-2006, 02:01 AM
It would have been even more funny if he died of scurvey on talk like a pirate day. God the jokes would have been endless...endless!
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