Whats the best was to get rid of a body...

[doc marten soul]

in my neighborhood?
Leave it by the curb with a "free" sign on it. We're just finishing packing up for the move, and we decided to get rid of some old furniture and later on an old broken stereo and a TV. Both times we left them by the curb and we didn't even get a chance to walk back up the driveway before someone had stopped to pick it up. The TV and stereo was taken away by a little girl with a red radio flyer wagon. I'm tempted to put out more stuff surrounded by bear traps and watch the hilarity ensue, but at least its junk that isn't going to the trash heap.

[rachel]

I love moving for this very reason. It amuses me to no end to watch people pilfer thru shit I deemed trash.

The last house we moved into before this one, the neighbors actually knocked on my door and asked me if I had any more trash. I saw him walking around with his feet crammed into a pair of size 7 sneakers I tossed because they were to small. Funny.

[Dutch Raven]

There are numerous chemicals that can be used to dissolve a body. Just flush them down the drain.

Less sick is covering it in calcium oxide, wrap it in agriculture plastic, take it to the woods, dig a deep hole and bury it upright.

Oh... wait...

Yeah, I too know the pleasures of leaving stuff when you want to get rid of it.

[doc marten soul]

There are numerous chemicals that can be used to dissolve a body. Just flush them down the drain.

Less sick is covering it in calcium oxide, wrap it in agriculture plastic, take it to the woods, dig a deep hole and bury it upright.

Oh... wait...

Yeah, I too know the pleasures of leaving stuff when you want to get rid of it.
That sounds like alot of effort. I'll just wait for the little girl with the red wagon to swing by again and let her cart the carcass away. Less energy and I can tell myself I did a good deed by recycling.

[Dutch Raven]

You should write a scipt for a horror-flick where a spooky young girl takes away stuff from people. Or people. Like a tiny Death.

I can allready see the poster: a little girl in a pink dress with her back to the camera. In her left hand the wagon. A little drop of blood on, or an eye in her right hand. And of course scythe-shaped clips in her hair.

[lionhearted 1]

or you could always go Westies style and cut them up in the bathtub while munching on a ham and cheese sub... just a suggestion.