How to be a gentleman

[PUNISHER]

TIP # 1- If you in are in a public place that is not predominantly filled with men, or if you are with your lady and you need to release your flatulence then the gentlemanly thing to do is to slowly seep it as you move from place to place. If you do this correctly the smell will be spread throughout the room and people will only be able to speculate on who actually did it and at the same time you can maintain a gentlemanly status among your peers.

Keep the tips coming people. The guys of WSN will soon be GQ smooth.

[Bound Fo' Glory]

Always make your bottom bitch feel like she's your top bitch, but don't get too happy around any of them...that way they'll work harder for your money.



....oh shit...I thought this was how to be a pimp.

[Acari Rotter]

TIP # 1- If you in are in a public place that is not predominantly filled with men, or if you are with your lady and you need to release your flatulence then the gentlemanly thing to do is to slowly seep it as you move from place to place. If you do this correctly the smell will be spread throughout the room and people will only be able to speculate on who actually did it and at the same time you can maintain a gentlemanly status among your peers.

Keep the tips coming people. The guys of WSN will soon be GQ smooth.

That won't work in Japan. White people farts smell different, and they'll know it was you.

[weknowhowtolive]

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Honeymooners/Pics/Honeymooners11.JPG

[Bound Fo' Glory]

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Honeymooners/Pics/Honeymooners11.JPG
50 years later and that show still is the shit.

[Gut Check]

Gentlemen are gay.

[Big_8]

Always flip her off when you don't think she's looking.

[rachel]

That won't work in Japan. White people farts smell different, and they'll know it was you.

racist.

[weknowhowtolive]

That won't work in Japan. White people farts smell different, and they'll know it was you.Because our diets dont consist mainly of fish and rice, probably. Red meat smells way worse on the way out.

[Gut Check]

Red meat smells way worse on the way out.
What is it with red meat? It's brutal.

[weknowhowtolive]

What is it with red meat? It's brutal.the better it tastes the worse it smells, i guess.

[rachel]

You guys are so gentlemanly.:rolleyes:

[noradarno]

TIP # 1- If you in are in a public place that is not predominantly filled with men, or if you are with your lady and you need to release your flatulence then the gentlemanly thing to do is to slowly seep it as you move from place to place. If you do this correctly the smell will be spread throughout the room and people will only be able to speculate on who actually did it and at the same time you can maintain a gentlemanly status among your peers.

Keep the tips coming people. The guys of WSN will soon be GQ smooth.

Yeah, it's called crop dusting.

[lionhearted 1]

ironically im listening to Combat Ready's "half minute hero" right now.

pretty funny.

[Tokyohoon]

Because our diets dont consist mainly of fish and rice, probably. Red meat smells way worse on the way out.

Trust me, there is nothing more foul than a natto fart.

[siobahn]

back to the topic...don't chew with your freaking mouth open!

[rachel]

dont spit your bitten fingernails at me. if you leave a poop streak in the toilet for the love of god do a double flush.

[richmond1779]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLs3cSkOAFo

[Loathe]

Make her cum first.

[rachel]

Make her cum first.

now that gets me excited...

[Diana E]

Make her cum first.


you fuckin win my friend..

[Loathe]

It's easy, married for 13 years, and I'm on Paxil, so it's not like I'm gonna finish anytime soon :)

[Billy Klubb]

back to the nasty ass stink (before Loathe tried to ruin it with logic), a steady diet of Hormel and smoked oysters make for the best dutch ovens.

[EvilMel]

Make her cum first.

...and if you don't...then make sure she's finished before you call it quits.

There's nothing worse than a guy who thinks it's all over with because he came even though you didn't. Lame.

[PUNISHER]

Yeah, it's called crop dusting.
Now you're just getting technical. Im not much of a gentleman.

Make her cum first.
and if she's a lady she wont fake it. Or will she?

[brettagal]

Now you're just getting technical. Im not much of a gentleman.


and if she's a lady she wont fake it. Or will she?
a lady reserves the right to with hold this information

[Loathe]

a lady reserves the right to with hold this information

A gentleman wouldn't ask, he wouldn't need to.

[brettagal]

A gentleman wouldn't ask, he wouldn't need to.
true, what does a guy care aslong as he wets his wick:tongue:

[siobahn]

gentlemen are supposed to care!

but yeah.. most guys really don't.

[Loathe]

true, what does a guy care aslong as he wets his wick:tongue:

I just meant I know when I've done the job.

I've been doing this for a couple of minutes "love"!!

[weknowhowtolive]

Somehow we went from "gentlemen" to whipped...jesus!

[Loathe]

Somehow we went from "gentlemen" to whipped...jesus!

says a man with low self esteem.

[weknowhowtolive]

says a man with low self esteem.Me? Low self esteem?? You know better than that Tim!

This place has no humor lately.

[brettagal]

I just meant I know when I've done the job.

I've been doing this for a couple of minutes "love"!!
shit, you last minutes!!!! dam all the good guys are taken.

[Diana E]

shit, you last minutes!!!! dam all the good guys are taken.

Do you REALLY want hours? I mean come on. I told someone who doesn't post on this board about a horror story involving viagra.. you really don't want anything more than 30 mins tops. BELIEVE ME.






fuckin nightmare....

[Loathe]

Do you REALLY want hours? I mean come on. I told someone who doesn't post on this board about a horror story involving viagra.. you really don't want anything more than 30 mins tops. BELIEVE ME.






fuckin nightmare....

Honestly, the amount of time it takes me does tend to be a problem.

30 minutes is about right for most women I'd think. With the Paxil though thats just not happening.

[Diana E]

Honestly, the amount of time it takes me does tend to be a problem.

30 minutes is about right for most women I'd think. With the Paxil though thats just not happening.


without being gratuitously graphic, which i'm sure most slobs on here would like, 30 minutes of actual penetration is enough... unless she likes walking around like she's got a mini coop in her pants.. now foreplay and other things.. well that's completely subjective :)

[brettagal]

Do you REALLY want hours? I mean come on. I told someone who doesn't post on this board about a horror story involving viagra.. you really don't want anything more than 30 mins tops. BELIEVE ME.






fuckin nightmare....
30 minutes, 30 hell im lucky if the fucker cares to go 15 haha

[SouthSide Eric]

Uh, so, then if you get really drunk, and then have to spend more time being a submarine commander, that's a good thing, right? Cool...
Minutes is a relative term, right?:cool:

Though I do have my no money back guarentees disclaimer, so I should be ok....

[SouthSide Eric]

Heh, this conversation goes nicely with my reasoning behind why I should have a harem! When I'm recharging the batteries, the girls can help each other out! I only have you ladies best interests at heart....
Yes, I am that selfless.:cool:

[King of all Buffets]

without being gratuitously graphic, which i'm sure most slobs on here would like, 30 minutes of actual penetration is enough... unless she likes walking around like she's got a mini coop in her pants.. now foreplay and other things.. well that's completely subjective :)

:confused:

[lionhearted 1]

gentlemanly conduct rule 101- after you sex up a fox its not a good idea to say you are going to the vending machine for a soda and then bolting. this usually ruins any second chance for an encounter... not that im speaking for experience or anything.

[SouthSide Eric]

gentlemanly conduct rule 101- after you sex up a fox its not a good idea to say you are going to the vending machine for a soda and then bolting. this usually ruins any second chance for an encounter... not that im speaking for experience or anything.
Uh, soda's not a word! Unless it's Soda Pop, or Soda water! It's pop!!

[rachel]

without being gratuitously graphic, which i'm sure most slobs on here would like, 30 minutes of actual penetration is enough... unless she likes walking around like she's got a mini coop in her pants.. now foreplay and other things.. well that's completely subjective :)

Whats foreplay?

[Professor]

Uh, soda's not a word! Unless it's Soda Pop, or Soda water! It's pop!!

no....pop is either a punch in the mouth, or a 50's term to refer to one's father. :cool:

[SouthSide Eric]

no....pop is either a punch in the mouth, or a 50's term to refer to one's father. :cool:
That's because you guys live in some other country! Oh yeah, and also, to the rest of you commies, when you say your going to have a Coke, it means just that! A Coca Cola, not any type of pop! Bunch of weirdo's what's can't speak propa American right...

[punch_drunk555]

Trust me, there is nothing more foul than natto

Fixed that for you

[lionhearted 1]

Uh, soda's not a word! Unless it's Soda Pop, or Soda water! It's pop!!

water is what ppl swim in and pop is something that teenagers do to acne... soda is what its called, period. :cool:

[SouthSide Eric]

[quote=lionhearted 1;248351]water is what ppl swim in and pop is something that teenagers do to acne... soda is what its called, period. :cool:[/quote
Bah!! Your talking crazy talk, and I dont care! Got to pass outnow!

It's Soda pop!! mo-fo's!!!

[lionhearted 1]

water is what ppl swim in and pop is something that teenagers do to acne... soda is what its called, period. :cool:
Bah!! Your talking crazy talk, and I dont care! Got to pass outnow!

It's Soda pop!! mo-fo's!!!

maybe in Chi-town... but here in the Eastern states its known as just soda. as we are the perfect represention of what good Americans should be. :cool: