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RuneDK
11-07-2007, 10:10 PM
So I'm working as a night watch... and someone forgot to leave some coffee for me... So right now I'm drinking coffee so thin that I can see the bottom of the mug even though its full.

I seriously hate people some times...

weknowhowtolive
11-07-2007, 10:19 PM
Was it a dirty non white who didnt leave coffee? I know whitey would never forget something like that!!!

RuneDK
11-07-2007, 10:54 PM
No, unfortunately I can't blame non-whites this time. Damnit...

nycskin89
11-07-2007, 11:43 PM
You think thats bad I go to a quasi-military college and we're not allowed to have coffee while on watch, sucks really bad.

RuneDK
11-08-2007, 12:22 AM
You think thats bad I go to a quasi-military college and we're not allowed to have coffee while on watch, sucks really bad.

Hmm sounds interesting... Are you attending some sort of NaPolA? :wink:(political school for the German elite youth in the 3rd reich) After 7½ of 8 hours i finally got my coffee.

Billy Klubb
11-08-2007, 06:03 AM
So I'm working as a night watch... and someone forgot to leave some coffee for me... So right now I'm drinking coffee so thin that I can see the bottom of the mug even though its full.

I seriously hate people some times...I worked with a guy in the steel yard about 6 years ago that would make that thin coffee. he claimed to be a tough badass ex-marine, but regular coffee "hurt his tummy". the cunt started coming in before me (about an hour before everyone else) so he could make his light brown hot water. I had to put an end to that shit. you don't fuck with a caffeine junky's coffee.

nycskin89
11-08-2007, 07:30 AM
Hmm sounds interesting... Are you attending some sort of NaPolA? :wink:(political school for the German elite youth in the 3rd reich) After 7½ of 8 hours i finally got my coffee. Haha no I'm in a coast guard license program.

Acari Rotter
11-08-2007, 07:46 AM
I used to work at a security company. More than 70% of the other employees were middle-eastern.

Dutch Raven
11-08-2007, 08:20 AM
I'd rather drink a 6-pack of Red Bull before having fucking coffee.

punch_drunk555
11-08-2007, 08:22 AM
I'd rather drink a 6-pack of Red Bull before having fucking coffee.

Black coffee - the boxers best freind

Dutch Raven
11-08-2007, 08:26 AM
Red Bull, Golden Power, Bullit, Warp 5, etc.

Way better.

punch_drunk555
11-08-2007, 08:34 AM
Red Bull, Golden Power, Bullit, Warp 5, etc.

Way better.

Im not down with you kids new-age lingo and whatnot

nycskin89
11-08-2007, 08:52 AM
I'd rather drink a 6-pack of Red Bull before having fucking coffee.
So your gay right?

punch_drunk555
11-08-2007, 08:57 AM
So your gay right?

Hey, if it keeps you up and raving at the club past 2am, it cant be that bad.

Kiera
11-08-2007, 09:12 AM
i work 2nd shift...dealing with federal documents. no coffee is allowed on the work floor. nothing but plain, unflavored water. i have to inhale my caffeine on breaks. i have great pay and great benefits, but my coffee addiction is getting a bit out of hand...:tongue:

Dutch Raven
11-08-2007, 09:14 AM
So your gay right?

Well... I like my tea without sugar, milk or any weird fruit flavours.

Does that make me any less gay?

BleedForYourCause
11-08-2007, 09:48 AM
I usually drink coffee, but lately I've taken to drinking Iraqi chi. Pretty good shit.

nycskin89
11-08-2007, 10:28 AM
Well... I like my tea without sugar, milk or any weird fruit flavours.

Does that make me any less gay?
Hahaha of course

WH Jay
11-08-2007, 02:58 PM
I'd rather drink a 6-pack of Red Bull before having fucking coffee.

You have no teeth left...right...?

weknowhowtolive
11-08-2007, 03:07 PM
I just had a nice cup of coffee with egg nog instead of cream. Tasted good.

punch_drunk555
11-08-2007, 07:39 PM
I just had a nice cup of coffee with egg nog instead of cream. Tasted good.

When you seppos say 'cream' does that mean milk or actual cream?

Because if it means actual cream... that is gross.

Billy Klubb
11-08-2007, 07:46 PM
When you seppos say 'cream' does that mean milk or actual cream?

Because if it means actual cream... that is gross.this seppo means real cream, but I drink mine black with no sugar. the most I like to add is a little whiskey on the weekends.

punch_drunk555
11-08-2007, 07:52 PM
this seppo means real cream, but I drink mine black with no sugar. the most I like to add is a little whiskey on the weekends.

ha hahah gross

ta

Billy Klubb
11-08-2007, 07:54 PM
ha hahah gross

taI ain't talkin' man cream you dirty perv.

punch_drunk555
11-08-2007, 07:57 PM
I ain't talkin' man cream you dirty perv.

HA HA HA neither was i.

Get your mind out of the gutter, klubb!

I expected better from a young man like yourself

OiBovverGirl
11-08-2007, 08:36 PM
I just had a nice cup of coffee with egg nog instead of cream. Tasted good.

That is always super yummy!

Sometimes I just put ice cream in my coffee.

indyhooligan
11-08-2007, 09:35 PM
Red Bull, Golden Power, Bullit, Warp 5, etc.

Way better.

i dated this chick who had family in germany. she went to visit once and sent me some of their energy drinks. europeans don't fuck around with that shit, i was wired for about 3 days.

Blood Red Eagle
11-08-2007, 10:04 PM
You have no teeth left...right...?
you do mean tooth dont ya, coming from an englishman and all.

i'm sorry bro but i had to run with this one.

Blood Red Eagle
11-08-2007, 10:06 PM
That is always super yummy!

Sometimes I just put ice cream in my coffee.
i know you're a chick, but don't say super yummy. fark.

Tokyohoon
11-08-2007, 11:07 PM
I'd rather drink a 6-pack of Red Bull before having fucking coffee.

Only if I get the 12 shots of jaeger to go with.

brettagal
11-08-2007, 11:19 PM
i HATE coffee

bat_girl
11-08-2007, 11:51 PM
i HATE coffee



...GASP ....



wash ... your ... mouth ... out!!

brettagal
11-09-2007, 12:25 AM
...GASP ....



wash ... your ... mouth ... out!!
ok but im not washing it out with coffee plah

lionhearted 1
11-09-2007, 12:49 AM
im addicted to energy drinks and coffee. i recommend getting the large coffee coolatta with 2 shots of espresso from dunkin doughnuts, if that shit doesnt get you going, nothing will. as for energy drinks, i usually go with NOS, Red Bull, Bawls, or Cocaine [the drink you shitheads, not white powder].

WH Jay
11-09-2007, 03:44 AM
you do mean tooth dont ya, coming from an englishman and all.

i'm sorry bro but i had to run with this one.

Ha ha..
You know what...?
I used to be able to joke about it and say that its not true....but I just had a crown put in a week ago and my first fillings....its fucking beginning...gummy by forty I bet...

Billy Klubb
11-09-2007, 06:06 AM
Ha ha..
You know what...?
I used to be able to joke about it and say that its not true....but I just had a crown put in a week ago and my first fillings....its fucking beginning...gummy by forty I bet...you better catch up. I'm already up to eleven gone.


and people make fun of Brits for having bad teeth...