Damn annoying ass new neighbors!

[NC Skingirl]

Somebody finally bought the townhouse next to ours. They are a middle aged couple and seem a bit snooty to me. The husband trampled right through some of my flowers yesterday afternoon when he came over to introduce himself to me and my husband. We were on our way out when he stopped us and wanted to chat. One of my biggest pet peeves is idle chit chat with someone that I clearly have nothing in common with. This guy is a bmw driving, docker wearing, sherry sipping douchebag. I love being woken up on Saturday morning by the sounds of a beltsander being used on the walls. He said they were going to have to do alot of changes because some of the interior wasn't to their liking. The previous owner spent nearly $10,000 fixing it up before these people bought the place. They sent us an invitation to their house warming party and included a fucking list of gift ideas! Yeah, that makes alot of sense, let's invite total strangers to our house. I have a feeling they are going to end up not liking us very much.

[Screwloose]

Fuck. Time to start some mind games:D

[Boothead]

Somebody finally bought the townhouse next to ours. They are a middle aged couple and seem a bit snooty to me. The husband trampled right through some of my flowers yesterday afternoon when he came over to introduce himself to me and my husband. We were on our way out when he stopped us and wanted to chat. One of my biggest pet peeves is idle chit chat with someone that I clearly have nothing in common with. This guy is a bmw driving, docker wearing, sherry sipping douchebag. I love being woken up on Saturday morning by the sounds of a beltsander being used on the walls. He said they were going to have to do alot of changes because some of the interior wasn't to their liking. The previous owner spent nearly $10,000 fixing it up before these people bought the place. They sent us an invitation to their house warming party and included a fucking list of gift ideas! Yeah, that makes alot of sense, let's invite total strangers to our house. I have a feeling they are going to end up not liking us very much.

Maybe he's trying to hard, but hey, everybody deserves a chance. It's better to have these kind of people than somebody that totally ignores you and acts like you don't exist. Well that's what I think.

[NC Skingirl]

My husband and I are the type that keep to ourselves. I'm not interested in knowing my neighbors. I like this neighborhood but it's the strangest mix of people. Between the Africans two doors down that have a battle royale in their front yard on a regular basis and our other one that doesn't feed his dog I think I'm going to go insane! Maybe I need to consider moving.

[jnielsen]

we have one set of neighbors that are cool, they have 2 kids and are all around nice people. the children are behaved and parents are fun to talk to. i recently found out the dad and i use to skate together back in the day. the family on the otherside are fucking spawns of satan. they have 6 kids the dad is a coke head, the mom is scared to talk to anyone and completely submiissive and the chilrden run rampant and have no respect for anybody or anything . the dad and i are going to end up fighting one of these days.

[colinsmama]

That stinks, but it could be a lot worse. I'm sure in time they can learn to leave you guys alone...I used to lived next door and across the street from the two most nosy old lady's who complained about everything....including our curtains and that we ddn't cut our lawn enough (we ddnt own a mower and had to borrow my ex's parents every week) anyway they fucking sucked...


Somebody finally bought the townhouse next to ours. They are a middle aged couple and seem a bit snooty to me. The husband trampled right through some of my flowers yesterday afternoon when he came over to introduce himself to me and my husband. We were on our way out when he stopped us and wanted to chat. One of my biggest pet peeves is idle chit chat with someone that I clearly have nothing in common with. This guy is a bmw driving, docker wearing, sherry sipping douchebag. I love being woken up on Saturday morning by the sounds of a beltsander being used on the walls. He said they were going to have to do alot of changes because some of the interior wasn't to their liking. The previous owner spent nearly $10,000 fixing it up before these people bought the place. They sent us an invitation to their house warming party and included a fucking list of gift ideas! Yeah, that makes alot of sense, let's invite total strangers to our house. I have a feeling they are going to end up not liking us very much.

[GApeachSkingirl]

Our neighborhood is pretty alright.

Our upstairs neighbors blast techno and shitty music all the time and it wakes me up in the morning, but we stay up really late and have drunk friends over all the time, so I guess it's kind of even.

Then we have old black people on one side and art students on the other side and behind us. I think we're the problem house on the street actually. hahaha.

[E4 jon]

They sent us an invitation to their house warming party and included a fucking list of gift ideas! Yeah, that makes alot of sense, let's invite total strangers to our house. I have a feeling they are going to end up not liking us very much.

Give them a housewarming they won't forget. Set light to the fucker.

[oldcrow]

see, this is why some day I will have no neighbors...more times than not they turn out to be pains in the ass....I always make the PERFECT neighbor myself...polite, courteous..helpful.....I could live next to me anydamnday....

[WBC]

no neighbour has lasted on either side of my house for more than a month.... thats is my gift.... offensive flags... loud music.... 4am Captain Gonzo impressions up and down the street.... its a talent....

[AttitudeSkin]

It should be be easy enough to scare them off. Have an all-day skinhead bbq and kegger in your front yard every weekend. If that doesn't work, there's always the gun-powder-in-the-lightbulb trick.

[NC Skingirl]

I'm the curmudgeony bitch that yells at the neighborhood kids for being too loud and keeping me from my nap. ha-ha Seriously though, there are alot of kids in this neighborhood which is not a bad thing. But when they come tearing through my yard trampling all my plants and leave all their garbage from capri sun and snack pak laying everywhere it grinds my gears.

[Gun2Gun]

It should be be easy enough to scare them off. Have an all-day skinhead bbq and kegger in your front yard every weekend. If that doesn't work, there's always the gun-powder-in-the-lightbulb trick.
Skinhead BBQs tend to scare people into calling the ADL for information of Skinheads. Trust me... I've been there before.

[Packratt]

Yeah, we have the bongo brothers in the apartment under us, two kids from India who think they are DJs.

About 3 to 4 times a week they have afterhours parties that last until 5 or 6 in the morning with their shitty techno mixes, doing that trilling yell thingie, and beating on bongos like fuckin hippies at all hours. I wouldn't give a shit because I can sleep through alot of things once I get used to noise levels, but it wakes the kids up and keeps them up all night.

Think I'll invite everyone over for an after hours soon and show them what a real party sounds like.

[PUNISHER]

This situation sounds like a classic plot to a really funny movie. :D

[Oi! Division]

Just let Vanguard play at your house!
-Problem solved....the end

[Johnny Rebel]

Damn, that sure sucks, but I'd give it some time, let the true colors emerge before you partake in mischief. My neighbors kinda suck balls, but since it became summer and my windows are shut with my brand new AC on, I can't hear their shitty Brazillian accordian xylaco, their drunken screams, or the fights they get into cause they live 10 to a room.

[NC Skingirl]

If they are anything like the people that lived there before it will not be a good thing. I had to call animal control on the previous people several times because they were abusive to their dogs. My grandma lives with us and she is a big time animal lover and very partial to dogs. When she found out that the oldest dog was being beaten she went over there and reamed them a new one. I could hear her screaming at them from the kitchen. Never ever piss off my grandma because it won't be pretty.

LOL Yeah I can move the cars out of the driveway and Vanguard can play there. I'm sure all the neighborhood kiddos would love it!

[Johnny Rebel]

Nana's have a lot of hate in em. I wouldn't mess.

[Rock'n'Oi!]

My old neighbours, a philipinos family of 6 living in a 1 bedroom apartment, were entering my appartement when I wasn't there, they had a key, don't ask me how. They finally moved.

My new neighbour is completly crazy, she knock at my door like 3-4 times a day, she make me breakfast and then stay for hours, even if I tell her that I am busy. I scare to walk or talk in my own apartment, I don't want her to know I am there sometimes, horrible situation!

I sometimes wish to have a quiet house somewhere in the country side. I hate neighbours!

[Vitnir]

Well, at least you don't live in an appartment building where on the one side you got an appartment that some turd is renting to mentally hendicapped people to get tax reduce. It's not the fact they're mentally handicapped, it's the fact they're LOUD and they always fight with each other making a noise and in the strangest hours and if that's not enough they play some horrible mid-eastern music or watch the baby channel full voliume. Then on the other side of the wall of my room I got some steriotypical Russians whom also make shitloads of noise, sometimes at 2-3-4 o'clock in the morning. When the fuckers don't beat the crap out of each other and break furnitures, they fuck too loud and break furnitures. (No, I'm not jealous).

I say go to visit your neighours, buy them some nasty hobo-wine as a "gift" and some wilted flowers, then if they serve you food/wine, make sure you spill a good share on their carpet/furniture. "Oops! I'm so clumsy!". Be sure, they will leave you alone after that.

[E4 jon]

Well, at least you don't live in an appartment building where on the one side you got an appartment that some turd is renting to mentally hendicapped people to get tax reduce. It's not the fact they're mentally handicapped, it's the fact they're LOUD and they always fight with each other making a noise and in the strangest hours

Oh come on now Vit. That goes with the territory.

[NC Skingirl]

I don't think I will have to interact with them too much. Like somebody else suggested I think I'm just going to have to wait and see. Who knows, they may turn out to be very nice. I'm not counting on it though.

[Johnny Rebel]

Well, at least you don't live in an appartment building where on the one side you got an appartment that some turd is renting to mentally hendicapped people to get tax reduce. It's not the fact they're mentally handicapped, it's the fact they're LOUD and they always fight with each other making a noise and in the strangest hours and if that's not enough they play some horrible mid-eastern music or watch the baby channel full voliume. .

I live across the street from an Assisted Living Facility/ Mental Home. Everyday when I leave for work they're makin a SHIT load of noise, at 630 in the morning! They can't hear too good cause they're old, so its loud, and they can't think so good, so its always kids cartoons or soap operas.

[Vitnir]

Oh well, at least I no longer have them 2 prostitutes living next door. They'd get off their "shift" at 3 in the morning and start talking really loud, sharing their nightly experiences right across the wall next to which my bed stands. I was in 12th grade that time and I couldn't get sleep because of these two and always had math at 7.30 in the morning so I nearly failed it because I kept falling asleep at class.

[OiMommy!]

My husband and I are the type that keep to ourselves. I'm not interested in knowing my neighbors. I like this neighborhood but it's the strangest mix of people. .
Our neighborhood is a strange mix too but thankfully all my neighbors are just as "keep to themselves" as we are.Its also a quiet neighborhood of Army retireees or people with High School/College Age children.
We nod and the one will accept packages for me but we dont socialise and Im FINE with that(sooooooooo much better than living on Post with everyone up your ass 24/7,their snot nosed yard apes were out all hours,the MPs were there daily etc etc etc)

[DETROIT_TA]

Maybe I need to consider moving.

You'll just have other bad neighbors. Every house I've live in, I've had at least one neighbor that pissed me off.
But, you never know, the guy could be cool. The people across the street from me are the German car driving, suit wearing, business types. At first I thought they were assholes, but they turned out to be real ccol.

[bacon]

Yeah, we have the bongo brothers in the apartment under us, two kids from India who think they are DJs.

About 3 to 4 times a week they have afterhours parties that last until 5 or 6 in the morning with their shitty techno mixes, doing that trilling yell thingie, and beating on bongos like fuckin hippies at all hours. I wouldn't give a shit because I can sleep through alot of things once I get used to noise levels, but it wakes the kids up and keeps them up all night.

Think I'll invite everyone over for an after hours soon and show them what a real party sounds like.

Is that a promise?

[Packratt]

Is that a promise?

I'm thinking it'll be a riot, so hell yeah! Can't wait to see what our kids do to all you guys, it'll be fun!

We'll make a day of it, kick things off by painting the baconmobile.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h146/packratt5/baconmobile.jpg

[thisistheuproar]

Me and Roof just moved into the middle of frat-land in San Marcos... There are drunk fratties and sluts roaming the streets at all hours of the day.

We've actually been making bets on how long it's going to be before we scrap with our neighbors. I give it a two-month max.

[munnsie]

Take a piss through there letter box

[Rebel Skin]

We live next door to people that manufacture and sell crack every single day.
I mean very large quantities, Fukin California noone wants to stop them!
All we hear is Loud banging thumping noises all throughout the night and day, car doors slamming constantly,Traffic like a freakin pizza joint. I mean like 20 times and more an hour Bang Slam Boom hammer! Im a freakin Zombie because of these fools! Be nice to get rid of them once and for all! This has been going on for over 3 years.

[doc marten soul]

We live next door to people that manufacture and sell crack every single day.
I mean very large quantities, Fukin California noone wants to stop them!
All we hear is Loud banging thumping noises all throughout the night and day, car doors slamming constantly,Traffic like a freakin pizza joint. I mean like 20 times and more an hour Bang Slam Boom hammer! Im a freakin Zombie because of these fools! Be nice to get rid of them once and for all! This has been going on for over 3 years.
Is it the caveman that Baldy was going on about a while back? Maybe you guys live on either side of this dastardly Neanderthal. Is he bombarding you with ultrasonics and infralasers? And why in the hell are you dredging up threads this old?

[Acari Rotter]

Is it the caveman that Baldy was going on about a while back? Maybe you guys live on either side of this dastardly Neanderthal. Is he bombarding you with ultrasonics and infralasers? And why in the hell are you dredging up threads this old?

Dammit, I was going to post on this thread to make a joke about the caveman and his dastardly ultrasonic weapons!

I live in an apartment with only one other family on the same floor as us. They're Korean Christians and I can hear them singing their weird praise songs at the strangest times, all the while there's some dirty reggae throbbing inside my apartment. On New Year's me and the wife came home at 4:30am and we ran into our neighbours who were just on their way out to spend all day at church.

[punch_drunk555]

what a waste of a lifetime

[skandalous]

I moved houses just prior to my deployment, before that I was living in a duplex in the not so great are of Copperas Cove. The people accross the street were Crack dealer, and my duplex neighbor was a handicapped Desert storm vet with a worse drinking problem than me. It was always funny because when we would have our BBQ's and parties he would invariably roll out on his Wascal and invite himself to my party. To be honest though it was funny we got him to try and jump the curb in his wascal. I also always introduced him as creepy neighbor guy(he never seemed to notice) If he didnt have a suspended license for drunk driving I think he would have owned a van with free candy painted on the side. Needless to say he wasnt allowed anywhere near my kids.

[Traci]

We just moved to a rural area, with no neighbours , so needless to say, I'm a pretty happy lady. Our old neighbours had two teenage sons, wanna be rockstars. They'd wait for Mummy and Daddy to go to work and crank up the amps, playing real bad Nirvana covers(which surprisingly weren't as bad as their pathetic teenage warbling originals...."I loved her, she left me, I'm crying, sook sook sook.") My husband is one of those "Shut the fuck up, you zitty teenage fuck" at the top of his lungs kinda guys, which led to the mother knocking on our door.Mind you, we had a 1 year old baby at the time, that they kept waking up, so needless to say I was not very polite.So yeah, I can sympathise with ya mate.

[Tokyohoon]

Wow - I missed this thread last summer!

Maybe he's trying to hard, but hey, everybody deserves a chance. It's better to have these kind of people than somebody that totally ignores you and acts like you don't exist. Well that's what I think.

I have that type on either side of me. Couldn't be fucking happier. :cool:

[NC Skingirl]

Now that we have Ian they are the best neighbors in the world! The only interaction we have with them is the occasional "Hi" if we see each other when we're coming and going. They absolutely love Ian and ask about him whenever they see us. Guess I just needed to have a baby to make all the neighbor issues disappear. :tongue:

[RomanSkin84]

Gift ideas? what a prick! The only time gift ideas should be given to guests is at a wedding!
http://www.prankplace.com/images/rc/bigflipperpkg.jpg

Send em this: it's remote controlled so when they open it you can hit the button, then take the thing when you leave, you woudln't want them thinking you got them a gift.

[Skinheadrunk]

This situation sounds like a classic plot to a really funny movie. :D

It totally does. Make sure you capture any revenge/altercations on film so we can all enjoy.

[bethany]

Somebody finally bought the townhouse next to ours. They are a middle aged couple and seem a bit snooty to me. The husband trampled right through some of my flowers yesterday afternoon when he came over to introduce himself to me and my husband. We were on our way out when he stopped us and wanted to chat. One of my biggest pet peeves is idle chit chat with someone that I clearly have nothing in common with. This guy is a bmw driving, docker wearing, sherry sipping douchebag. I love being woken up on Saturday morning by the sounds of a beltsander being used on the walls. He said they were going to have to do alot of changes because some of the interior wasn't to their liking. The previous owner spent nearly $10,000 fixing it up before these people bought the place. They sent us an invitation to their house warming party and included a fucking list of gift ideas! Yeah, that makes alot of sense, let's invite total strangers to our house. I have a feeling they are going to end up not liking us very much.

there's a ton of new condo complexs being built around here. i love the idea of a brand new home and most of them are affordable and wicked nice inside, but i hate people. i moved from the city to the "country" three years ago and i will NEVER go back. i want a mini compound in the middle of the woods.

[aka_cera]

I have old lady neighbors that feel it their duty to come over to my house unanounced and bang on every door and window till I open up just to tell me trash day is friday even though I have lived here for 4 months so far. The the dumb ass school kids that I just saw outside on my lawn mooning my cat who they can see in the window...I wish I had a hose, I'd have sprayed them...I hate neighbors that dont mind their own business

[skinhead-pride]

so i bought this condo. my neighbors go like this.

nextdoor...an old woman who has way too many cats. that shit stinks so fuckin bad everythime she opens her door. the other nextdoor neighbors are two homos that love to play their fuckin opera music extremely loud and argue about what they are cooking for dinner.

downstairs: this black guy stephann who keeps gettin busted for selling blow....but he never seems to go away for that long of a time. causes a bunch of traffic in front of my house.
and next to him....nobody at all. they died in a carwreck about a month ago...so all that is there are piles of flowers (dead flowers).

[jstone]

hey mate im 19 in australia n.s.w looking for some skin mates im getting into trouble with a bunch of ******s from sudan there outnumbering whites and taking our basketball courts would love to hear from some real people

[weknowhowtolive]

hey mate im 19 in australia n.s.w looking for some skin mates im getting into trouble with a bunch of ******s from sudan there outnumbering whites and taking our basketball courts would love to hear from some real peopleCall up Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrilson, theyll take care of ya.