Who Is Drunk?

[Nupe_SouthSide]

I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
I should have not drove home, but oh well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[weknowhowtolive]

I started and realize im going to be sitting in an airport for like 400 hours and need to take a valium...so...i stopped. Now I just feel like shit. Its even better than being drunk!

[SixAndChange]

Sitting here awake a 4:30am I dont know why I AINT drunk.

[Nupe_SouthSide]

I started and realize im going to be sitting in an airport for like 400 hours and need to take a valium...so...i stopped. Now I just feel like shit. Its even better than being drunk!
hippy :hippy:

[weknowhowtolive]

hippy :hippy:Im going to texas to fish and shoot guns..hippy my ass!

[Professor]

just got back from that show we did in trenton. i'm goddamn hammered. good times. odd night.

[eddie shots]

you cant handle youre booze pete. i just started drinking again to get my drunk back and i have to be up in 5 hours.

[Professor]

if i had beer in the house and didn't just walk in on my roommate and some broad all naked on the living room floor, i'd probably be drinking too. i actually need a drink now. instead, i just gotta await for the exhaustion to hit. got 3 hours of sleep last night 'cos i had to move my car this morning due to the stupid alternate side of the street parking stupidity.

oh, and just to clarify, my previous post was supposed to say 'odd night', instead of 'good night'. just to clarify. i gotta get some sleep.

[Acari Rotter]

After two months of a bad cough and trouble breathing, I've decided to stick to my antibiotics and quit drinking temporarily. Particularly brutal because I was at a funeral earlier this week where there was free beer.

[weknowhowtolive]

if i had beer in the house and didn't just walk in on my roommate and some broad all naked on the living room floor, i'd probably be drinking too. i actually need a drink now. instead, i just gotta await for the exhaustion to hit. got 3 hours of sleep last night 'cos i had to move my car this morning due to the stupid alternate side of the street parking stupidity.

oh, and just to clarify, my previous post was supposed to say 'odd night', instead of 'good night'. just to clarify. i gotta get some sleep.Haha yeah you do...it said "good times, odd night" :wink:

[Professor]

Haha yeah you do...it said "good times, odd night" :wink:

exactly. it was a good time, but an odd night.

ah, fuck it, i'm going to sleep.

[beer and loathing]

ME!!!! Thanks to Killians and some other things.

Very nice. I like.

[eddie shots]

exactly. it was a good time, but an odd night.

ah, fuck it, i'm going to sleep.
pussy.

[beer and loathing]

pussy.

Why, he's only going to bed on Sunday morning!!! Staying up til 5:15am is pretty hardcore, or is it not?

[Professor]

pussy.

come out to the JC tomorrow, we'll see who's the pussy. hahahaha

[weknowhowtolive]

Why, he's only going to bed on Sunday morning!!! Staying up til 5:15am is pretty hardcore, or is it not?Saturday!

[beer and loathing]

Saturday!

ha ha, that's right! Damn!!!!!

[Tokyohoon]

I'm working on it!

[Esox]

Im going to texas to fish and shoot guns..hippy my ass!
Yeah, I don't drink for like 2 months in the fall.. Too hard to get up at 3 or 4am.

[Blue Blood]

I'm too damn tired to catch my buzz...3 1/2 hrs sleep,then work all day..I drink a beer(Sierra Nevada) wake up,then get drowsy again..
I need to put out the 'Beam beacon..

[GripFast]

... not me :frown:

[Nupe_SouthSide]

going out in about 15 min and do all over again

[richmond1779]

countdown is 1 hour till i get sloshed listening to das sproketts.

[dbhobbs]

working on the hobbs as I type and the jameson is on it's way over woooooooooooooo.... need to get drunk after the shift at work today.. still pissed it interfered in my football time

[DIYWMD]

I am fucking drunk. i won free beers TEN MINUTES BEFORE LAST CALL via a raffle and this apparently married woman was feeling on my wiener. I felt like an asshole when her hubby blah blahed at me but i felt more bad for him for having a bad, gross nasty bad woman,. i barely got home. hello folks, i have come to tell joeks.sss

[Oz.]

I'm working on it!
You're not alone mate.

[Professor]

ain't nohting better than getting paid to drink beer and play good music. that's a tip, kids. the dj life is occasionally a good one.

[Pride and Loyalty]

I am on my 2nd skullSplitter which is meh. Not bad but definitely not worth the $13 I paid for a 4-pack of it. Maybe the alcohol will kick in in a little while and it will be a little more worth it... :russian_roulette:

[SouthSide Eric]

I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
I should have not drove home, but oh well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I still am....oh wait, I was with you the last 2 nights.:rolleyes:

[Froski]

who's got 2 thumbs?

[Gut Check]

who's got 2 thumbs?
Thanks for reminding me of my high school woodshop accident.

[Dutch Raven]

So now you have a thumb and a big toe?

[Froski]

it's my thoe

[BleedForYourCause]

Eh...I WISH I was drunk...its been a while.

[DukeCityDrunk]

ugh ive been hungover for days. for real i just want to sleep all of this upcoming 4 day weekend. uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[Professor]

yes. yes, i am. gotta go find me some good porn 'cos bitches is stupid.

[Andeskin]

If your balls can read tits then your drank.

[SouthSide Eric]

My entire crew....shit, I still am!

[Mamaskin]

My entire crew....shit, I still am!

Lucky you, Im dying to get out with the girls and get DRUNK!

[SouthSide Eric]

Lucky you, Im dying to get out with the girls and get DRUNK!
Shit, I'm just sitting around, waiting to go out. Damn booze...

[Scotskin]

Bombay Sapphire Gin......that shit sneaks up on you. And btw...do NOT beerbong your gin& cranberry juice.....bad shit happens.

[dbhobbs]

Working on it now. Pre-gaming before we go out tonight. Celebrating my birthday tomorrow and the fact that the old man isn't in jail. I"ve already found mixing benadryl and wine starts things off interesting.

[Professor]

Working on it now. Pre-gaming before we go out tonight. Celebrating my birthday tomorrow and the fact that the old man isn't in jail. I"ve already found mixing benadryl and wine starts things off interesting.

oof....you're in for some kinda night. take plenty of pics. actually, give your friends the camera 'cos you're not gonna be in any kind of shape to do much of anything.

[dbhobbs]

oof....you're in for some kinda night. take plenty of pics. actually, give your friends the camera 'cos you're not gonna be in any kind of shape to do much of anything.


bad advice... already have two pictures taken while pissing

[beer and loathing]

I am! :smile:

[PromoteChaos]

I am! :smile:

Nu uhh!

[beer and loathing]

Nu uhh!

The HELL you say!!! ha hahahhah

[PromoteChaos]

The HELL you say!!! ha hahahhah


No, the hell YOU say?!

[PromoteChaos]

Nu uhh!

The HELL you say!!! ha hahahhah

Maybe that should of been;

"Nuh uhh!"

Better?

[sensibyrd]

i got in a while ago and now drinking myself sober, it sucks! the bar and people really do add more.Peace im out this bitch!

[SouthSide Eric]

I'm not....:frown:

[dbhobbs]

WTF!!!!!!!!!! 6 beers and 2 shots... I'm fucking slipping

[bat_girl]

Getting there. Sucking back the wine trying to lose the stress of the day! :)

[dbhobbs]

fuck fuck fuck... i just burnt my bangs lighting a cig on a gas stove... smells like a bad perm in my kitchen... why do lighters always disappear when you drink

[bat_girl]

fuck fuck fuck... i just burnt my bangs lighting a cig on a gas stove... smells like a bad perm in my kitchen... why do lighters always disappear when you drink

Ha ha. I used to always fuck up my smokes trying to light them in the toaster. The tip would ALWAYS disappear into the bottom and burn.

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

fuck fuck fuck... i just burnt my bangs lighting a cig on a gas stove... smells like a bad perm in my kitchen... why do lighters always disappear when you drink

fuck tyou. you were cloese enough to cfome to the street dogs show.. where were you. it was fun. i thought darkbuster was way better than the street dogs thourgh.

[dbhobbs]

Ha ha. I used to always fuck up my smokes trying to light them in the toaster. The tip would ALWAYS disappear into the bottom and burn.

haven't tried a toaster yet... i think the most desperate i ever got to have a smoke when there was no flame involved some lint off wool socks and a dead lighter... never watch the survival dude on discovery after a bottle of wine

[doc marten soul]

I'm not drunk yet, but I hear the bottle of Bushmills callin' my name...

[dbhobbs]

I'm not drunk yet, but I hear the bottle of Bushmills callin' my name...

fuck the mills... it's all about jameson

[doc marten soul]

fuck the mills... it's all about jameson
I would love a bottle of Jameson right now, but I needed some rocks glasses for the apartment, and the store was out of the Jameson gift sets, so I got a Bushmills instead. I love this time of year for liquor gift sets. Why buy glasses by themselves when you could buy ones that come with a bottle of booze?

[SouthSide Eric]

fuck the mills... it's all about jameson
Yes, but Tullamore Dew and Paddys are so much better!

[Bound Fo' Glory]

Anything good happening in Chicago in the next two weeks or so? I'm heading back tomorrow night.

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

I've pretty much been drunk since I got back to the states and pretty sure I pissed off/offended some people last night. Is that ok?

[SouthSide Eric]

Anything good happening in Chicago in the next two weeks or so? I'm heading back tomorrow night.
Uh, drinking and fighting...nothing out of the ordinary. Shit, nobody even knows what's going on for New Years yet. So, the answer to your question is74(and I have no clue what's going on yet)!:cool:

[sensibyrd]

thank u beefeater gin! u werent my first choice but u did the job!

[SouthSide Eric]

Hahahaha, I know the author of this thread is, and I'm heading over to make up for lost time. Later losers.

[eddie shots]

been drinking at the bar since 3. now im puting them down at home until i shower and go drink with jersey pat.

[SouthSide Eric]

been drinking at the bar since 3. now im puting them down at home until i shower and go drink with jersey pat.
Hah, I'm the only one out of us that hasn't been(it seems). Just got home from work. Off to the bar.

[dbhobbs]

Yes, but Tullamore Dew and Paddys are so much better!

drank the tullamore tonight... bar i was at didn't have jameson... twas beautiful

[SouthSide Eric]

drank the tullamore tonight... bar i was at didn't have jameson... twas beautiful... until i found out that my bf is a lying turd... hurrah for being single again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, we had lots of Jameson, and even weird ass half Dr. Magillicuddy's/Jameson shots, and so on. I need to pass out now. Oh yeah, Nupe's drunk!!
To the rest, uh, sucks, and sorry to hear it!

[Jersey Pat]

yes. yes, i am. gotta go find me some good porn 'cos bitches is stupid.
I feel your pain....god why did Shots let me drive home

[Jersey Pat]

been drinking at the bar since 3. now im puting them down at home until i shower and go drink with jersey pat.
Love ya bro, But i should have stayed there....I'm all fucked up

[Jersey Pat]

And eatin white castle....soot me now cuz this is goin to hurt tomorrow

[Justice]

Drunk right now, and alone, pathetic I guess, but I'm an antisocial asshole and could have been chilling with a couple of friends tonight and turned it down for home improvement reruns and a thirty pack of cheap beer.

Fuckin' wrong choice.

[Jersey Pat]

hahahaha well you gotta do what you gatta do

[Heavy T]

i'm drinking budweiser and watching master and commander. i've been getting a boner on off for about an hour now. may go walking around the hood and see what vagina i can't get ahold of.. prolly just get hammered and try beating off and take like an hour cuz i'm plastered... yeah, that sound about right. russel crowe is god

[Jersey Pat]

i'm drinking budweiser and watching master and commander. i've been getting a boner on off for about an hour now. may go walking around the hood and see what vagina i can't get ahold of.. prolly just get hammered and try beating off and take like an hour cuz i'm plastered... yeah, that sound about right. russel crowe is god
hahahahahahahahaha

[lionhearted 1]

still pretty shitfaced from last night and i have to be to work in an hour... this blows all types of ass.

[Jersey Pat]

still pretty shitfaced from last night and i have to be to work in an hour... this blows all types of ass.
AWWW don't cry

[Heavy T]

sung to the beat of "the ants go marching" yes i'm drunk and took about a half an hour spell checking this but eat my asshole faggots

I Put My Hand Upon Her Toe
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Toe
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Hand Upon Her Toe
She Said Now Sailor Thats Way To Low
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Hand Upon Her Knee
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Knee
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Hand Upon Her Knee
She Said Now Sailor Quit Teasing Me
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Hand Upon Her Thigh
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Thigh
Yo Hooooooooo
Put My Hand Upon Her Thigh
She Said Now Sailor Thats Way Too High
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Hand Upon Her Twat
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Twat
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Hand Upon Her Twat
She Said Now Sailor Thats Just The Spot
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Dick Up In Her Mouth
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Dick Up In Her Mouth
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Dick Up In Her Mouth
She Said *couch To The Beat*
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

We Buried Her In A Wooden Box
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
We Buried Her In A Wooden Box
Yo Hooooooooo
We Buried Her In A Wooden Box
From Sucking Too Many Sailor's Cock
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

We Dig Her Up Every Now And Then
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
We Dig Her Up Every Now And Then
Yo Hooooooooo
We Dig Her Up Every Now And Then
We Fucked Her Once and We'll Fuck Her Again!!!
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

[Jersey Pat]

sung to the beat of "the ants go marching" yes i'm drunk and took about a half an hour spell checking this but eat my asshole faggots

I Put My Hand Upon Her Toe
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Toe
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Hand Upon Her Toe
She Said Now Sailor Thats Way To Low
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Hand Upon Her Knee
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Knee
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Hand Upon Her Knee
She Said Now Sailor Quit Teasing Me
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Hand Upon Her Thigh
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Thigh
Yo Hooooooooo
Put My Hand Upon Her Thigh
She Said Now Sailor Thats Way Too High
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Hand Upon Her Twat
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Hand Upon Her Twat
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Hand Upon Her Twat
She Said Now Sailor Thats Just The Spot
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

I Put My Dick Up In Her Mouth
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
I Put My Dick Up In Her Mouth
Yo Hooooooooo
I Put My Dick Up In Her Mouth
She Said *couch To The Beat*
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

We Buried Her In A Wooden Box
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
We Buried Her In A Wooden Box
Yo Hooooooooo
We Buried Her In A Wooden Box
From Sucking Too Many Sailor's Cock
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

We Dig Her Up Every Now And Then
Yo Ho, Yo Ho
We Dig Her Up Every Now And Then
Yo Hooooooooo
We Dig Her Up Every Now And Then
We Fucked Her Once and We'll Fuck Her Again!!!
Get In Get Out, Quit Fuckin About
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
Ah the things that soun good at the time, i rase my last drink of the night/morn to you

[lionhearted 1]

AWWW don't cry
you're ruining my chances of finding a sympathy fuck here buddy. :biggrin:

edit- and im working on getting to that relaxed mindstate i was in last night... diligently doing so, may i add.

[Diana E]

i'm fuckin hammered

where's chicago red and what's his face?

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

yea, whiskey and jw dundee honey brown. It's good, fuck you.

[Diana E]

yea, whiskey and jw dundee honey brown. It's good, fuck you.


that's what i'm talkin bout

[George Dickel]

Finishing the last of my Moonshine that was made by my boy in Tennessee.

[Justice]

Drunk, and pissing every five seoncsd. Shit.

[dbhobbs]

Cheap whiskey and mountain dew surprisingly are a good combination.

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

Yea, obviusly, what else is there to do? I need a woman, any takers?? This site doubles as a dating service right? I'll buy you beer and a pillow!!

[SouthSide Eric]

Cheap whiskey and mountain dew surprisingly are a good combination.
Heh, and technically are the same thing! I love me some poitin(though I've only had it a few times..)!

[dbhobbs]

Heh, and technically are the same thing! I love me some poitin(though I've only had it a few times..)!


I was hanging out with some people at a bar but had to leave when one chick asked me how I could have this haircut and have the nickname macdaddy sanchez due to a proclivity towards dating hispanic guys. Since she was my friend's new girl figured it was nicer to leave than get all mean and/or educational... and the dew and early times is all i have at home sooooooo i guess potion it is... never had it before but damn i like it

[SouthSide Eric]

I was hanging out with some people at a bar but had to leave when one chick asked me how I could have this haircut and have the nickname macdaddy sanchez due to a proclivity towards dating hispanic guys. Since she was my friend's new girl figured it was nicer to leave than get all mean and/or educational... and the dew and early times is all i have at home sooooooo i guess potion it is... never had it before but damn i like it

No, Poitin is the real mountain dew. Moonshine Whiskey(obviously Irish)! I always laugh when I think of all the dummies drinking Mountain Dew Pop(that's right, pop, not soda you bunch of weirdos out there), never realizing the term originally meant moonshine in Ireland..

Uh, did she want to show you why they call you dirty sanchez or whatever?:eek:

[Professor]

i reiterate...the dj life is a good one. free booze and i get to dictate what gets heard. plus, i get paid for it. tonight was a good night. a surpisingly good crowd that stayed late.

[SouthSide Eric]

i reiterate...the dj life is a good one. free booze and i get to dictate what gets heard. plus, i get paid for it. tonight was a good night. a surpisingly good crowd that stayed late.
Hahaha, me and Martin have that set up on the SouthSide! Though I've been warned not to get too drunk(by my crew)!

[dbhobbs]

No, Poitin is the real mountain dew. Moonshine Whiskey(obviously Irish)! I always laugh when I think of all the dummies drinking Mountain Dew Pop(that's right, pop, not soda you bunch of weirdos out there), never realizing the term originally meant moonshine in Ireland..

Uh, did she want to show you why they call you dirty sanchez or whatever?:eek:

Doh! Now that you mention it I remeber hearing an old bluegrass song called Mountain Dew about moonshine.

As far as the dirty sanchez, nah she didn't. It may have made her more interesting at least. I still prefer the tony danza slap though.

[SouthSide Eric]

Doh! Now that you mention it I remeber hearing an old bluegrass song called Mountain Dew about moonshine.

As far as the dirty sanchez, nah she didn't. It may have made her more interesting at least. I still prefer the tony danza slap though.

Damn Country and Western music. Only thing I'm ashamed about being of Irish descent is because of Irish music, there's country and western music...:cool:

Hah, yeah, not so into that hot carl guy, or any of his friends, like Tony Danza(though being the guy, I'd be safe...)!

[dbhobbs]

Damn Country and Western music. Only thing I'm ashamed about being of Irish descent is because of Irish music, there's country and western music...:cool:

Hah, yeah, not so into that hot carl guy, or any of his friends, like Tony Danza(though being the guy, I'd be safe...)!


I'm of Irish and Hebrew decent... at least you never had to know that zemirot and pizmonim came from your decendents. Whenever I hear a Hebrew hymn I envision choking restaurant patrons.

[SouthSide Eric]

I'm of Irish and Hebrew decent... at least you never had to know that zemirot and pizmonim came from your decendents. Whenever I hear a Hebrew hymn I envision choking restaurant patrons.
Uh, take that back!! I'm not a zemirot or pizmoniming on anything! You can't prove nothing.

Could be worse, you could be a McWopper, like a few of my friends...

[weknowhowtolive]

Shit, I dont care if it came from Ireland, the term Mountain Dew only got popular by scots-irish Appalachians.

[dbhobbs]

Uh, take that back!! I'm not a zemirot or pizmoniming on anything! You can't prove nothing.

Could be worse, you could be a McWopper, like a few of my friends...

Hell at least they stick to catholicism on both sides... i get the damn catholic and jewish guilt

[SouthSide Eric]

Shit, I dont care if it came from Ireland, the term Mountain Dew only got popular by scots-irish Appalachians.
Bah, that means Irish-Irish! I hate that term. Scot is latin for Irish.:tongue: Besides the bastards got 'kicked out' of Ireland in the Middle Ages, and then the English brought them back to Ulster a few hundred years later...(way simpliefied, but I don't care)! Hahahaha, just found out that the original Mountain Dew Pop bottles had pictures of hillbillies on them, till the 70's.

[SouthSide Eric]

Hell at least they stick to catholicism on both sides... i get the damn catholic and jewish guilt
Yeah, but two negatives make a positive, so you should be ok....:cool:

[weknowhowtolive]

Bah, that means Irish-Irish! I hate that term. Scot is latin for Irish.:tongue: Besides the bastards got 'kicked out' of Ireland in the Middle Ages, and then the English brought them back to Ulster a few hundred years later...(way simpliefied, but I don't care)! Hahahaha, just found out that the original Mountain Dew Pop bottles had pictures of hillbillies on them, till the 70's.Ok now its just fightin words

[dbhobbs]

Yeah, but two negatives make a positive, so you should be ok....:cool:

well what happens when you throw in the catholic mom that converted to southern baptist???

[SouthSide Eric]

Ok now its just fightin words
And how, mo-fo!! Heh. Here's a serious question to any of you damn scotts out there(or any k-nowledgebal people out there). Are there any picts left in Scotland?

[SouthSide Eric]

well what happens when you throw in the catholic mom that converted to southern baptist???
Uh, you get SATAN?:tongue:
Oh wait, that's who the Dutch Reformed up here thought one of my McWopper buddies is...

[weknowhowtolive]

And how, mo-fo!! Heh. Here's a serious question to any of you damn scotts out there(or any k-nowledgebal people out there). Are there any picts left in Scotland?Picts as in how? There's pict blood in scotland, britain, ireland, wales...

[dbhobbs]

Uh, you get SATAN?:tongue:
Oh wait, that's who the Dutch Reformed up here thought one of my McWopper buddies is...


I got kicked out of a restaurant in lynchburg years ago for telling Jerry Falwell to suck larry flynt's dick... long story but it started cause i was wearing a deicide shirt... which leads most of my family to believing i may be the antichrist

[SouthSide Eric]

Picts as in how? There's pict blood in scotland, britain, ireland, wales...
I know that, I meant actual full blooded ones(and from what I remember, the answer is no), kind of like how their are still some Ainu in Japan.

[SouthSide Eric]

I got kicked out of a restaurant in lynchburg years ago for telling Jerry Falwell to suck larry flynt's dick... long story but it started cause i was wearing a deicide shirt... which leads most of my family to believing i may be the antichrist
Hahahaha. Glad I live up here where I just have to deal with the Bernie Macks and Michael Flatley's of the world.
My family would just give you crap for wearing a bad bands shirt. We already know who the Anti-Christ is...

Though that's not very nice to Larry Flynt or his dick, now is it?

[weknowhowtolive]

I know that, I meant actual full blooded ones(and from what I remember, the answer is no), kind of like how their are still some Ainu in Japan.Nah, the Scots and Romans kicked their asses a long time ago. But irish/scots/picts/welsh etc are all pretty close to the same. Scots pretty much let anyone into the clans after awhile. Im a MacGregor but my blood is mainly viking blood.

[SouthSide Eric]

Nah, the Scots and Romans kicked their asses a long time ago. But irish/scots/picts/welsh etc are all pretty close to the same. Scots pretty much let anyone into the clans after awhile. Im a MacGregor but my blood is mainly viking blood.
I know that, especially about the Romans, was just curious if there was some sort of inbred fred thing going on up in the remote areas there.
Hah, I love giving shit to all the 'real' Irish and Scotts, who think that they are because they have red hair(except my Grandma Keogh...). I like to point out that the reason that they have red hair is thanks to our good buddies the vikings...

This sucks. I'm sober and I'm in Nupe's drunk thread...

[dbhobbs]

Hahahaha. Glad I live up here where I just have to deal with the Bernie Macks and Michael Flatley's of the world.
My family would just give you crap for wearing a bad bands shirt. We already know who the Anti-Christ is...

Though that's not very nice to Larry Flynt or his dick, now is it?

ehhh blindfold him....he's a cripple he wouldn't feel it/know :tongue:

[weknowhowtolive]

I know that, especially about the Romans, was just curious if there was some sort of inbred fred thing going on up in the remote areas there.
Hah, I love giving shit to all the 'real' Irish and Scotts, who think that they are because they have red hair(except my Grandma Keogh...). I like to point out that the reason that they have red hair is thanks to our good buddies the vikings...

This sucks. I'm sober and I'm in Nupe's drunk thread...Yeah "white power, im pure celtic!" haaaaaah yeah me too buddy

[SouthSide Eric]

ehhh blindfold him....he's a cripple he wouldn't feel it :tongue:
That's downright evil. Maybe you are the Auntie Christ! Stay away from Stephen Hawking
Though this does give me a cunning plan, to get in a wheel chair and pretend so that chicks will attempt to blindfold me....

[SouthSide Eric]

Yeah "white power, im pure celtic!" haaaaaah yeah me too buddy
I'm 75% Irish and 25% German(and all American baby)! Parts of my family have been here for over 400 years. My generation's the first non 100% Irish(heh, my family's inbred plus tax).

[weknowhowtolive]

I'm 75% Irish and 25% German(and all American baby)! Parts of my family have been here for over 400 years. My generation's the first non 100% Irish(heh, my family's inbred plus tax).Phhttt...my family at some point split from Scotland and headed over here, changed the name a bit and fought in every war America has fought...my guess would be, being Irish and all, they might even have exchange shots in the 1860's

[dbhobbs]

That's downright evil. Maybe you are the Auntie Christ! Stay away from Stephen Hawking
Though this does give me a cunning plan, to get in a wheel chair and pretend so that chicks will attempt to blindfold me....

hey hawkings is smart... chicks dig that shit... i could talk about a brief history of time for hours... although i probably talk faster than he could get his keyboard to say shit (and yes i know for that one I am going to hell on the fast track)

and as far as the pretending just act like you're gay... my gay guy friend shave seen more girls poon than my straight man whore friends

[SouthSide Eric]

Phhttt...my family at some point split from Scotland and headed over here, changed the name a bit and fought in every war America has fought...my guess would be, being Irish and all, they might even have exchange shots in the 1860's
Oh, I'm not bragging about the inbred fred shit(heh, it was so bad, that my Grandma got mad at an uncle for marrying a northside Irish girl, not a SouthSide one...)!
Didn't change our name, but pretty simillar(though various members of the family were chased out of Ireland by the British). One of my ancestors went from the Pope's Dragoons, and came over here and fought in the Civil War. Then he went on into the 7th Cav and died with his buddy Custer at Big Horn. Funny thing is, that the myth is that his horse Commanche, was the only thing to survive the battle of Little Bighorn. They kind of fail to mention all the black and Indian scouts left alive.

[SouthSide Eric]

hey hawkings is smart... chicks dig that shit... i could talk about a brief history of time for hours... although i probably talk faster than he could get his keyboard to say shit (and yes i know for that one I am going to hell on the fast track)

and as far as the pretending just act like you're gay... my gay guy friend shave seen more girls poon than my straight man whore friends
Oh yeah, I'm S M A T, and uh, oh yeah, I get tons of chicks. In fact, I'd be doing my girlfriends now, but they are back home in Canada, doing Super Model stuff...

Well, I was never planning on pretending like I'm gay(and the reason that they've seen more poon is because they are all in the spa together, getting their hair did and their privates waxed! duh:tongue:!)!

[weknowhowtolive]

Oh, I'm not bragging about the inbred fred shit(heh, it was so bad, that my Grandma got mad at an uncle for marrying a northside Irish girl, not a SouthSide one...)!
Didn't change our name, but pretty simillar(though various members of the family were chased out of Ireland by the British). One of my ancestors went from the Pope's Dragoons, and came over here and fought in the Civil War. Then he went on into the 7th Cav and died with his buddy Custer at Big Horn. Funny thing is, that the myth is that his horse Commanche, was the only thing to survive the battle of Little Bighorn. They kind of fail to mention all the black and Indian scouts left alive.Lots of shit has been failed to be mentioned during that little scuffle :wink:

No one knows how my family left or who left. There's a nice blank spot between scotland and here. Its been a real bitch for all of us. Maybe we're really i-talians.

[SouthSide Eric]

Lots of shit has been failed to be mentioned during that little scuffle :wink:

No one knows how my family left or who left. There's a nice blank spot between scotland and here. Its been a real bitch for all of us. Maybe we're really i-talians.



Well, at least the Eye-Ties have better food than you Scotts(or the Irish for that matter...)!

[dbhobbs]

Oh yeah, I'm S M A T, and uh, oh yeah, I get tons of chicks. In fact, I'd be doing my girlfriends now, but they are back home in Canada, doing Super Model stuff...

Well, I was never planning on pretending like I'm gay(and the reason that they've seen more poon is because they are all in the spa together, getting their hair did and their privates waxed! duh:tongue:!)!

hmmm never made a trip with my gays to get my hair did, but that's cause usually i do it at home with a pair of clippers... as far as the privates that's a horse of another color... but most salons don't let you take anyone in with you during the poonanny wax... so again i say to you pretend to like the penis... then have some kind of oh my i never tried vag crisis and i 99.9% guarantee you can get some girl tail offa that... but it has to be dumb sorority girl tail

[weknowhowtolive]

Well, at least the Eye-Ties have better food than you Scotts(or the Irish for that matter...)!I havent had a lot of scottish food, but all I know is that a lot of it is cooked with whisky, and the stuff that isnt is either meat or bread.

Those are pretty much my three staples so...it suits me

[SouthSide Eric]

hmmm never made a trip with my gays to get my hair did, but that's cause usually i do it at home with a pair of clippers... as far as the privates that's a horse of another color... but most salons don't let you take anyone in with you during the poonanny wax... so again i say to you pretend to like the penis... then have some kind of oh my i never tried vag crisis and i 99.9% guarantee you can get some girl tail offa that... but it has to be dumb sorority girl tail
Oh, I'm pretty sure that's what happens. It's just like when any group of women gets together. They start to have pillow fights and then end up making out....
Uh, nah. I'll pass. The only wang I like is my own! Does that count?

[SouthSide Eric]

You drunk dweebs have a good night. I'm off to sleep for a few hours.

[dbhobbs]

Oh, I'm pretty sure that's what happens. It's just like when any group of women gets together. They start to have pillow fights and then end up making out....
Uh, nah. I'll pass. The only wang I like is my own! Does that count?

nah liking your own wang is totally hetero... sucking your own wang however is a gray area

[SouthSide Eric]

nah liking your own wang is totally hetero... sucking your own wang however is a gray area
I'm sure it's homo too, but I meant is that good enough for me to get the snapper?:cool: No, sucking your own is gay, not gray!