Our 13th Wedding Anniversary is next week & I still can't figure out what to get my

[PromoteChaos]

awesome husband. Any ideas?

If I was your wife, what would you like me to get you?
{yeah, yeah, more sex & bj's - I already take of my man to say the least, so what else comes to mind?}

[PromoteChaos]

Thanks in advance:smile:

[Dutch Raven]

A threesome?

[Truth]

A threesome?

Sorted!

[Diana E]

some silk undies so his boys can swing comfortably.

[PromoteChaos]

A threesome?

Sorted!

Haha! I forgot to say not to bring that up either - we don't share.

Like you guys would be able to handle 2 girls anyway.


some silk undies so his boys can swing comfortably.

Wouldn't it be better to just dig through our old stuff & try to find an old pair that I can re-gift? Wouldn't he like my thiftyness?

[Diana E]

Haha! I forgot to say not to bring that up either - we don't share.

Like you guys would be able to handle 2 girls anyway.




Wouldn't it be better to just dig through our old stuff & try to find an old pair that I can re-gift? Wouldn't he like my thiftyness?

You wanna give him a pair of YOUR old silk undies?? Didn't you just say not bring up kinky sexy shit? :) TMI Allie.. wayy TMI

[PromoteChaos]

You wanna give him a pair of YOUR old silk undies?? Didn't you just say not bring up kinky sexy shit? :) TMI Allie.. wayy TMI


HAHAHA!

I said, "re-gift" not "give him an old pair of my undies as a gift".

I didn't & would NEVER say not to bring up kinky sexy shit! You know me better than that. I'm just saying I don't need sexual ideas.

Got it?:anim_spank::anim_sex::anim_spank:

[Dutch Raven]

Like you guys would be able to handle 2 girls anyway.

You'd be surprised.

[PromoteChaos]

You'd be surprised.

So would you:anim_spank:

[Dutch Raven]

I was. ;)

[Diana E]

ugh.. i'm having visions i don't want to be having

[PromoteChaos]

I was. ;)

ugh.. i'm having visions i don't want to be having

You must have been picturing him getting the finger in the butt, too, right?

Why else do you think his name is "Dutch"?

[Diana E]

You must have been picturing him getting the finger in the butt, too, right?

Why else do you think his name is "Dutch"?

Well yeah, but i was gonna say because he IS Dutch.. i mean shit, that's practically German and we all know German's like to play with poopy and stuff.

[eddie shots]

beer of the month club

[skinhead-pride]

beer of the month club
this guy knows what he is talking about. after 13 years of marrige..he is gonna need a fuckin beer....................................or a divorce.

[Dutch Raven]

You must have been picturing him getting the finger in the butt, too, right?

Why else do you think his name is "Dutch"?

Well yeah, but i was gonna say because he IS Dutch.. i mean shit, that's practically German and we all know German's like to play with poopy and stuff.

Hahaha, I'm not as sick as some of the stuf I post.

(and this topic is going in a totally wrong direction, haha)

[PromoteChaos]

Well yeah, but i was gonna say because he IS Dutch.. i mean shit, that's practically German and we all know German's like to play with poopy and stuff.

Haha, I'm glad I came back.


beer of the month club

See, I knew one of you would come up w/an unusual idea. Any that co.'s you've tried or heard about? I'll have to look into that. Thank ya

[DIYWMD]

Everyone likes chainsaws, and they're pretty romantical.

[PromoteChaos]

this guy knows what he is talking about. after 13 years of marrige..he is gonna need a fuckin beer....................................or a divorce.

Excuse me?? I'd punch you in the fucking face if I could!

Some people actually have great marriages ya know. We've stayed in love since the day we met & love each other more than ever.

I almost feel sorry for anyone who marries idiots like you. No wonder why you're so unhappy. I bet you couldn't make a woman cum if you tried all night

[PromoteChaos]

Hahaha, I'm not as sick as some of the stuf I post.

(and this topic is going in a totally wrong direction, haha)

Me either!
(or am I?!)

I knew this thread would be going in the wrong direction before I posted it.

[PromoteChaos]

Everyone likes chainsaws, and they're pretty romantical.

Especially when you put little lit candles around them & sprinkle rose petals around.

[DIYWMD]

Excuse me?? I'd punch you in the fucking face if I could!

Some people actually have great marriages ya know. We've stayed in love since the day we met & love each other more than ever.

I almost feel sorry for anyone who marries idiots like you. No wonder why you're so unhappy. I bet you couldn't make a woman cum if you tried all night

Reckon all this would have been avoided had you bought your husband a neat chainsaw and a zombie pinata.

[PromoteChaos]

Reckon all this would have been avoided had you bought your husband a neat chainsaw and a zombie pinata.


Huh? Weirdo says what?

[DIYWMD]

Especially when you put little lit candles around them & sprinkle rose petals around.


Yeah. And when it's time to blow out the candles on the cake, you can save time by using the saw to not only snuff the flames but also to cut the fucker. Are there anniversary cakes or is that just for birthdays

[DIYWMD]

Huh? Weirdo says what?


I can always take my good ideas to a competing anniversary.

[PromoteChaos]

Yeah. And when it's time to blow out the candles on the cake, you can save time by using the saw to not only snuff the flames but also to cut the fucker. Are there anniversary cakes or is that just for birthdays

You missed me! I can tell.:cool:

[DIYWMD]

You missed me! I can tell.:cool:


Yes ma'am I did, now about Anniversary Cake..

[PromoteChaos]

Yes ma'am I did, now about Anniversary Cake..

Let me guess, you want me to get one & put fireworks in it, right?

[DIYWMD]

Let me guess, you want me to get one & put fireworks in it, right?


Haha yeah, they don't bake the fireworks inside after all! Sometimes you gotta do these fancy custom jobs yourself. Imagine his surprise when he's cutting the cake with his brand new chainsaw and BLOOEY, thar she blows.

[PromoteChaos]

Haha yeah, they don't bake the fireworks inside after all! Sometimes you gotta do these fancy custom jobs yourself. Imagine his surprise when he's cutting the cake with his brand new chainsaw and BLOOEY, thar she blows.


This is getting messy, but fun. Nothing would show him how much I love him more than an exploding cake! Especially one that I encurage him to cut w/a chainsaw.

[DIYWMD]

This is getting messy, but fun. Nothing would show him how much I love him more than an exploding cake! Especially one that I encurage him to cut w/a chainsaw.


The explosion is the cue for Los Naked Mariachis to walk in.

[Diana E]

All i know is the smell of chainsaw exhaust makes me hot..

[Professor]

This is getting messy, but fun. Nothing would show him how much I love him more than an exploding cake! Especially one that I encurage him to cut w/a chainsaw.

i think you guys might be on to something....i would love an exploding cake that i could cut with a chainsaw. while drunk. especially while drunk.

i think i'm gonna take an extended dinner break, head over to home depot, then to the bakery...

[DIYWMD]

All i know is the smell of chainsaw exhaust makes me hot..

I have a grimy apron from halloween you can huff on if you like! It's all greasy because I had to take one of the saws apart to get it running.

i think you guys might be on to something....i would love an exploding cake that i could cut with a chainsaw. while drunk. especially while drunk.

i think i'm gonna take an extended dinner break, head over to home depot, then to the bakery...

Yes. Let me know how your rendition of exploding cake works out, because I'm more of an idea man that an execution man. Send me your notes.

[Professor]

I have a grimy apron from halloween you can huff on if you like! It's all greasy because I had to take one of the saws apart to get it running.



Yes. Let me know how your rendition of exploding cake works out, because I'm more of an idea man that an execution man. Send me your notes.

will do. now if only i could get my mitts on some low-grade explosives.....

[PromoteChaos]

The explosion is the cue for Los Naked Mariachis to walk in.

You are reading my mind!


All i know is the smell of chainsaw exhaust makes me hot..

Tell me about it. I had to go change my panties from just talking about chainsaws.


i think you guys might be on to something....i would love an exploding cake that i could cut with a chainsaw. while drunk. especially while drunk.

i think i'm gonna take an extended dinner break, head over to home depot, then to the bakery...

Great idea!

Can your lady meet you & video it for us?


I have a grimy apron from halloween you can huff on if you like! It's all greasy because I had to take one of the saws apart to get it running.



Yes. Let me know how your rendition of exploding cake works out, because I'm more of an idea man that an execution man. Send me your notes.

Post a shirtless pic of you in said apron. Diana & I need it for research.

[PromoteChaos]

will do. now if only i could get my mitts on some low-grade explosives.....

Can you buy BlackCat fireworks that you can pretend are candles? You can then tell yourself that they are just candles, so you don't ruin your surprise.

[Diana E]

Post a shirtless pic of you in said apron. Diana & I need it for research.

yeah.. re.. research..



i missed you..

[DIYWMD]

will do. now if only i could get my mitts on some low-grade explosives.....

Texas, gun show, prarie dog charges.. oh, excuse me 'agricultural explosives'. :D!




Post a shirtless pic of you in said apron. Diana & I need it for research.

I assume you're doing a paper called 'Nausea and the female libido: sworn enemies"

[Professor]

Great idea!

Can your lady meet you & video it for us?



no, she can't. i don't have a lady anymore.

my plan is to find some sucker to do the actual labor. i'm the cameraman. it's my job. it's what i do. hahaha..

[PromoteChaos]

yeah.. re.. research..



i missed you..

Hehe. I missed you & your weenie too.:eek:

Texas, gun show, prarie dog charges.. oh, excuse me 'agricultural explosives'. :D!



I assume you're doing a paper called 'Nausea and the female libido: sworn enemies"

Nope, it's the Manwhores Of WSN.


no, she can't. i don't have a lady anymore.

my plan is to find some sucker to do the actual labor. i'm the cameraman. it's my job. it's what i do. hahaha..

You know, I was really close to not leaving that part in, since I haven't talked to you in too long. Sorry about that.
:redface:

[Chucky Scouser]

Buy him a Tommy Gun

http://www.auto-ordnance.com/images/1928.gif

Even if it's a replica with a leaded barrel it's still cool to hang over the mantle.

[PromoteChaos]

Buy him a Tommy Gun

http://www.auto-ordnance.com/images/1928.gif

Even if it's a replica with a leaded barrel it's still cool to hang over the mantle.

That's funny that you posted that. We just had to pack a cheapo version, as we were trying to sell the house. Home buyers don't seem to like weapons {real or fake} for some reason. :rolleyes:

[WBC]

if I lived in the States this is what I'd want....
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://guns.connect.fi/gow/barrett.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGHWEoCUUNV1e-_pmLuvM_yaAEkyg
but what can ye do.....

[DIYWMD]

if I lived in the States this is what I'd want....
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://guns.connect.fi/gow/barrett.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGHWEoCUUNV1e-_pmLuvM_yaAEkyg
but what can ye do.....


Growing up next to the people who own the local gun shop had benefits, like being able to hold stuff like that when my teenage gun-craziness was at its peak. Memories are fun sometimes

[WBC]

Growing up next to the people who own the local gun shop had benefits, like being able to hold stuff like that when my teenage gun-craziness was at its peak. Memories are fun sometimes

I love these fuckin things.... gimme a revolver or decent rifle over assault weapons and MPs....

[PromoteChaos]

if I lived in the States this is what I'd want....
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://guns.connect.fi/gow/barrett.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGHWEoCUUNV1e-_pmLuvM_yaAEkyg
but what can ye do.....

Growing up next to the people who own the local gun shop had benefits, like being able to hold stuff like that when my teenage gun-craziness was at its peak. Memories are fun sometimes

He does want a gun. Actually we both do, but at at least $400 each, we are waiting.

That would be sooo romantic though.:heart:

[PromoteChaos]

Growing up next to the people who own the local gun shop had benefits, like being able to hold stuff like that when my teenage gun-craziness was at its peak. Memories are fun sometimes

.....and quit bragging, you!


I love these fuckin things.... gimme a revolver or decent rifle over assault weapons and MPs....

I've always wanted a machine gun, so I could just take out large sections of our hood. It's a lot nicer around here now. You'd probably still want me to do it though:wink:

[DIYWMD]

.....and quit bragging, you!




I've always wanted a machine gun, so I could just take out large sections of our hood. It's a lot nicer around here now. You'd probably still want me to do it though:wink:


It's only bragging if I get to say I shot it!

[WBC]

I've always wanted a machine gun, so I could just take out large sections of our hood. It's a lot nicer around here now. You'd probably still want me to do it though:wink:
I hope you're not implying anything there Ma'am..... haha.... that lil puppy is for long precision heavy hits.... its purdy huh.....

[Chucky Scouser]

http://www.noslaves.com/slaves.gif

Your in the South it's still legal down there.

[Professor]

You know, I was really close to not leaving that part in, since I haven't talked to you in too long. Sorry about that.
:redface:

it's all good. it was amicable. we were still living together for a couple of months after. we're still pretty tight. it sucks that it didn't work out, but what are you gonna do? she's a good kid. i'ma just keep on keepin' on.

of course, now i have to remember how this single business works since it's been so damn long....

[skinhead-pride]

Excuse me?? I'd punch you in the fucking face if I could!

Some people actually have great marriages ya know. We've stayed in love since the day we met & love each other more than ever.

I almost feel sorry for anyone who marries idiots like you. No wonder why you're so unhappy. I bet you couldn't make a woman cum if you tried all night
quit being a douche. seriously..i was joking around. but fuck you anyways for taking it so seriously.
as far as making a woman cum....just ask your mother...or your husband's mistress. sorry.

[PromoteChaos]

quit being a douche. seriously..i was joking around. but fuck you anyways for taking it so seriously.
as far as making a woman cum....just ask your mother...or your husband's mistress. sorry.


Oooh, sounds like I touched a nerve. Why are you here shitting in my thread again?

Because you with your miserable life can't stand to see anyone happy? Quit blaming other ppl because you can't get it up, nor can you figure out what a clit is.

Have a fucking Happy Thanksgiving

[PromoteChaos]

It's only bragging if I get to say I shot it!

Good point.


I hope you're not implying anything there Ma'am..... haha.... that lil puppy is for long precision heavy hits.... its purdy huh.....

Muwuahaha!

Who? Me?


http://www.noslaves.com/slaves.gif

Your in the South it's still legal down there.


It is legal if we say it is.

Actually we live in the city, so we're not allowed to have slaves until we move further out.


it's all good. it was amicable. we were still living together for a couple of months after. we're still pretty tight. it sucks that it didn't work out, but what are you gonna do? she's a good kid. i'ma just keep on keepin' on.

of course, now i have to remember how this single business works since it's been so damn long....

I'm sorry it didn't work out. I know you two were together for forever. I'm glad that it was a mutual thing & that you can still be around each other.

You keep on keeping on. You're a good guy & hey, ya never know, you may end up being another love at first WSN member, right Chris?:wink:

[skinhead-pride]

Oooh, sounds like I touched a nerve. Why are you here shitting in my thread again?

Because you with your miserable life can't stand to see anyone happy? Quit blaming other ppl because you can't get it up, nor can you figure out what a clit is.

Have a fucking Happy Thanksgiving
haha..you got it all wrong lady. i make a joke..you get upset by it and start the shit talking.
you come across as the miserable person in this case.
i truly couldn't give a fuck if you are happy or not. it is of no interest to me. so..on that note...please fuck off and learn how to take a joke.

ps. i hope you have a happy thanksgiving sweetheart.

[PromoteChaos]

haha..you got it all wrong lady. i make a joke..you get upset by it and start the shit talking.
you come across as the miserable person in this case.
i truly couldn't give a fuck if you are happy or not. it is of no interest to me. so..on that note...please fuck off and learn how to take a joke.

ps. i hope you have a happy thanksgiving sweetheart.


Listen darling, you came into my gay lil thread & started the shit-talking.

There was no stupid lil face or anything else to indicate that you were joking & since we haven't been talking & don't know each other there was no other reason for me to think that you were fucking around. So, why don't you take the cock outta yer mouth & learn how to tell a joke.

Mmmm k, sweetpeasnugglepuss?

[skinhead-pride]

Listen darling, you came into my gay lil thread & started the shit-talking.

There was no stupid lil face or anything else to indicate that you were joking & since we haven't been talking & don't know each other there was no other reason for me to think that you were fucking around. So, why don't you take the cock outta yer mouth & learn how to tell a joke.

Mmmm k, sweetpeasnugglepuss?

god i love you.

[PromoteChaos]

god i love you.

Hahaha!

[Professor]

I'm sorry it didn't work out. I know you two were together for forever. I'm glad that it was a mutual thing & that you can still be around each other.

You keep on keeping on. You're a good guy & hey, ya never know, you may end up being another love at first WSN member, right Chris?:wink:

awww, thanks lady. weird thing is, i met her through another old member and found out she posted here way back when. we had spoken here and there, but nothing serious. so yeah, any broads that want to move to NJ, hit me up. hahaha...

[PromoteChaos]

Make me laugh some more, skinhead-pride. I'm bored.

[Professor]

oh, congratulations on your anniversary, if i didn't mention it already. i'm too lazy to go look it up.

[PromoteChaos]

awww, thanks lady. weird thing is, i met her through another old member and found out she posted here way back when. we had spoken here and there, but nothing serious. so yeah, any broads that want to move to NJ, hit me up. hahaha...

NP. That's how I knew her.

So, anyway ladies, go to NJ n stuff.

[PromoteChaos]

oh, congratulations on your anniversary, if i didn't mention it already. i'm too lazy to go look it up.

Haha. Thank ya. I still have a few days to come up w/something.

[Professor]

NP. That's how I knew her.

So, anyway ladies, go to NJ n stuff.

NP? stop with the abbreviations. hahaha...

[PromoteChaos]

NP? stop with the abbreviations. hahaha...

NP = NicePete
haha, it's really "No Problem"

[Professor]

NP = NicePete
haha, it's really "No Problem"

ah. thanks.

[PromoteChaos]

ah. thanks.

You should have known. Duhhh. I thought you could read minds.

[Professor]

You should have known. Duhhh. I thought you could read minds.

usually i can. i'm tired today. the weather's fucking with my abilities.

[DIYWMD]

I think you should have that sexy robot pull out the cake. Did you do it yet? I hope not because I just found out about the robot today

[mikeyoi]

They have these homebrew kits at Bed Bath and Beyond.It's the same as an instant brownie or cake mix.Add water and some yeast,wait two weeks and beer!Not the same as actual brewing,but you feel like you did something.

[MONK]

a case of beer for each year you're married. that and a vacation to vegas or something.