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eddie shots

11-21-2007, 11:55 AM

rachel

11-21-2007, 12:02 PM

People love her stupid ass down my way. Shes way to proud of being gay. It is the only reason shes famous.

Truth

11-21-2007, 12:42 PM

I think she should be executed. 'Cause I'm homophobic like that.

GripFast

11-21-2007, 12:44 PM

I think she should be executed. 'Cause I'm homophobic like that.

i disagree with your statement but i fuckin love your avatar

Truth

11-21-2007, 12:53 PM

i disagree with your statement but i fuckin love your avatar

Hahahahahaha... thank you... NOW QUICKLY, THINK ABOUT A YELLOW RUBBER DUCK!

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 03:17 PM

does anyone else have the intense urge to strangle her?
yes, i get that urge everytime i see her on the tube. the only reason shes famous is because she enjoys eating box... i also enjoy eating box, why am i not famous? bullshit.

noradarno

11-21-2007, 07:02 PM

People love her stupid ass down my way. Shes way to proud of being gay. It is the only reason shes famous.

Funny, because she was famous and had a TV show years before telling anyone she is gay. That said, she is annoying, and not funny.

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 07:07 PM

i'd love to run her over with my car. that'd wipe that stupid fuckin smurk from her face.

Chucky Scouser

11-21-2007, 07:19 PM

I think if you are borderline funny being gay goes a long fucking way... I mean the only gay comedian who I think is funny is that guy from Sex in the City... but he mostly talks about Mass and his over protective Italian Mom... which is shit i can relate with.

Chucky Scouser

11-21-2007, 07:20 PM

Speaking of Comedians... what the hell happened to Sinbad?

http://images.scotsman.com/2007/03/15/2007-03-15T231003Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKOE-UK-SINBAD.jpg

LastRites

11-21-2007, 07:22 PM

As much as Id like to strangle this human being...I would so do her.

noradarno

11-21-2007, 07:25 PM

WBC

11-21-2007, 07:26 PM

As much as Id like to strangle this human being...I would so do her.
you are very strange..... haha

RuneDK

11-21-2007, 07:28 PM

When the fuck did she become famous?... i was minding my own business and suddenly that cow was all over the place... people around me kept saying she was funny... but no, she isn't ... she should seriously be stabbed over and over and ribbed apart with a meat hook just for being annoying on my tv...

eddie shots

11-21-2007, 07:28 PM

As much as Id like to strangle this human being...I would so do her.
thats fucking nasty. she d probably try to crack unfunny, corny jokes the whole time. i lamost cut my leg with a chainsaw at work in the afternoon because i was thinking how much i hate her.

siobahn

11-21-2007, 07:30 PM

i guess i'm the only one who thinks she's actually kinda sorta funny?

and i use the term "she" loosely.. as it really barely qualifies.

see how i saved that? i'm leaving...

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 07:31 PM

As much as Id like to strangle this human being...I would so do her.
there's always time for that before
or after.
whichever way you're feeling.

Diana E

11-21-2007, 07:36 PM

As much as Id like to strangle this human being...I would so do her.

Really... that is truely insightful I must say..

LastRites

11-21-2007, 07:38 PM

She is not bad looking for a chick her age. She's got a nice ass. Shitty laugh/attitude...but a nice ass.

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 08:03 PM

She is not bad looking for a chick her age. She's got a nice ass. Shitty laugh/attitude...but a nice ass.
that bitch is kinda goofy lookin if ya ask me. could you imagine you're fuckin pumping away, doin' your best and then you look at the face and BANG this is the goofy fuckin look you get.. i'm not sayin she's a pigdog, but there's something about her face that irritates. what a cunt.
http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/ellen_375x375.jpg

RuneDK

11-21-2007, 08:04 PM

I hate her... please stop posting photos of her...

siobahn

11-21-2007, 08:04 PM

that bitch is kinda goofy lookin if ya ask me. could you imagine you're fuckin pumping away, doin' your best and then you look at the face and BANG this is the goofy fuckin look you get.. i'm not sayin she's a pigdog, but there's something about her face that irritates. what a cunt.
http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/ellen_375x375.jpg
i bet she grins like that ALL the time too. hahahaha

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 08:05 PM

im not a woman beater by any stretch of the word... but shes fucking begging for a shot to the kisser.

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 08:06 PM

im not a woman beater by any stretch of the word... but shes fucking begging for a shot to the kisser.
Equal rights = Equal fights
(I'm kidding)

siobahn

11-21-2007, 08:07 PM

i don't think lesbians are technically 'women' anyway...

Diana E

11-21-2007, 08:10 PM

im not a woman beater by any stretch of the word... but shes fucking begging for a shot to the kisser.

change your avatar pic.. looks like you're too short for the camera.

just sayin...

doc marten soul

11-21-2007, 08:29 PM

Wait...Ellen is still on TV? I thought people stopped paying attention to her years ago.

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 08:31 PM

change your avatar pic.. looks like you're too short for the camera.

just sayin...
well, you've seen me... im not exactly the tallest out there.

so... the pic stays. :cool:

siobahn

11-21-2007, 08:34 PM

well, you've seen me... im not exactly the tallest out there.

so... the pic stays. :cool:
i think all short guys should have to post proof of their alleged 'taller dude' type attributes. "just sayin". :tongue:

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 08:37 PM

i think all short guys should have to post proof of their alleged 'taller dude' type attributes. "just sayin". :tongue:
i think you'd enjoy that a little too much Sio... just sayin. :wink:

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 08:40 PM

i think all short guys should have to post proof of their alleged 'taller dude' type attributes. "just sayin". :tongue:
i think you should post a pic. the end.
ofcourse we know thats not gunna happen.

Diana E

11-21-2007, 08:42 PM

well, you've seen me... im not exactly the tallest out there.

so... the pic stays. :cool:

you say you were at that show but i don't remember seeing you.. but then again i was ripped off my face.

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 08:43 PM

i think you should post a pic. the end.
ofcourse we know thats not gunna happen.
my sentiments exactly. she doesnt even need to do it in the public eye... a nice photo to private email would be plenty sufficent.

word is shes quite the looker too... what a shame.

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 08:45 PM

you say you were at that show but i don't remember seeing you.. but then again i was ripped off my face.
hmm, it was you that said you saw me if i remember correctly. haha.

btw- there isnt a person that remembers that show, its like it never happened.

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 08:45 PM

you say you were at that show but i don't remember seeing you.. but then again i was ripped off my face.
apparently, judging by his pic here he's so short all you had to do was look downwards and wallah!

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 08:46 PM

my sentiments exactly. she doesnt even need to do it in the public eye... a nice photo to private email would be plenty sufficent.

word is shes quite the looker too... what a shame.
who's word? i doubt it. i bet she looks like haggar the horrible with ellen's smile.
still.. the Jagermeister will sort that out for ya no problem. and then like magic, they're all stunners in the dark.

Diana E

11-21-2007, 08:48 PM

apparently, judging by his pic here he's so short all you had to do was look downwards and wallah!

which explains nothing since when you're drunk you tend to stumble and look down a lot. where was this fucker huh? i was being held up most of the night by grouchybastid and he's tall so maybe i missed him.

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 08:51 PM

who's word? i doubt it. i bet she looks like haggar the horrible with ellen's smile.
still.. the Jagermeister will sort that out for ya no problem. and then like magic, they're all stunners in the dark.

hahaha. that could be the best thing written on this site in ages.

as for the source, theres not too many Canadians that see things our way, im sure you can figure it out.

Diana E

11-21-2007, 08:59 PM

hmm, it was you that said you saw me if i remember correctly. haha.

btw- there isnt a person that remembers that show, its like it never happened.

nah that was that nycskin kid.. that cute little pr that i remember making fun of people with outside afterwards. holy fuck that was a fun night.

lionhearted 1

11-21-2007, 09:02 PM

nah that was that nycskin kid.. that cute little pr that i remember making fun of people with outside afterwards. holy fuck that was a fun night.
i ended up baby sitting a passed out female friend and apparently was up front for some of SW's set... none of which i recall but apparently theres pics of both. and fun = exfuckingpensive. probably ripped through about $180 on booze alone.

Blood Red Eagle

11-21-2007, 09:05 PM

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/Ellen.jpg
Just thought i'd feed the hate some more.
you know who this sheila reminds me of? a white, female bill cosby, only not funny, but you know, with that fake arse goofy condescending smile that's only so slight that it bothers you more than that downsyndrome kid on the bus casually staring at you that time. .

Chucky Scouser

11-21-2007, 09:16 PM

You know how they had those celebrity boxing matches were Greg Brady fought Danny Banaduce... they should have one with Ellen and Carson Queer Eye... for looking a like.

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/ellen.jpg vs http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/carson-kressley-2004-vanity-fair-oscar-party-0uJEkW.jpg

They're the Homosexual branch of the Hitler Youth

xBackDownSonx

11-21-2007, 10:03 PM

does anyone else have the intense urge to strangle her when they hear her try to be funny. i hate walking into the brake room at work and her stupid little show is on. nothing she does is remotely amusing nevermind funny. "ha look at me in my pants and sneakers dancing around like an asshole, did i mention im a lesbian". sorry had to vent. licker ruined my fucking day.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. piece of diseased shit bitch with her gay ass dance moves which make me nauseaus. id rather fucking watch richard simmons because its at least mildly entertaining to watch him wiggle around like a retard. shes just a slab of ogre shit though. FUCK.

siobahn

11-21-2007, 10:07 PM

i think you should post a pic. the end.
ofcourse we know thats not gunna happen.
one of these days. although negatively oriented comments do not get one to the top of the list. :tongue:

and dudes... i work with a few lesbians, and compared to 90% of their population, she's a fucking supermodel. (does not make her any less worthy of strangulation, of course.)

lionhearted 1

11-22-2007, 10:37 AM

one of these days. although negatively oriented comments do not get one to the top of the list. :tongue:

so... how does one get to the top of this said list?... inquiring minds need to know. :biggrin:

DANNYTWOTIMES

11-22-2007, 02:51 PM

that bitch is kinda goofy lookin if ya ask me. could you imagine you're fuckin pumping away, doin' your best and then you look at the face and BANG this is the goofy fuckin look you get.. i'm not sayin she's a pigdog, but there's something about her face that irritates. what a cunt.
http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/ellen_375x375.jpg

haha, I'm sitting on the shitter and reading this post made me laugh so hard that some more poopy nuggets worked there way out.

mikeyoi

11-23-2007, 03:22 PM

Someone post a pic of her girlfriend.She is fucking hot.
Portia de Rossi, even has a porn star name!
But crying over a dog? I love animals,how many fucking managers and handlers does she pay to read the fine print to avoid this shit.People like that have whole law firms working for them.
She's pretty ugly ,but her early stand up stuff was pretty funny.

caspar

11-23-2007, 03:47 PM

BoobsNBoots

11-23-2007, 04:10 PM

I don't get the big deal about Ellen..she's actually kinda funny in her stand ups. I've never seen her show though because I can't stand them..except the Tyra Show..what? I'm a fucking girl!

MONK

11-23-2007, 04:11 PM

I don't get the big deal about Ellen..she's actually kinda funny in her stand ups. I've never seen her show though because I can't stand them..except the Tyra Show..what? I'm a fucking girl!

feed me. i'm hungry.

Diana E

11-23-2007, 05:18 PM

feed me. i'm hungry.

last night i told my father to ask my mother why she had shoes on in the kitchen. Told him to tell her to take those fuckin shoes off. Put a pillow under her shirt to seem like she's pregnant (she's 64, ain't happenin) and told him to tell her her man is HUNGRY.

well really, her daughter and i had too much wine by that point :)