Mhm...

[GApeachSkingirl]

At the rate I'm going, I will never get out of Skindergarten. Y'all post boring threads that I cannot even grace with a nonsense reply.

Entertain me, minions.

[Mamaskin]

I know i had to pad a few to get to it. What are beer prices like at the bars we are going to down there??

[NC Skingirl]

I can juggle a bowling bowl, a golf ball and a chainsaw for you. Will that be entertaining enough? Or perhaps I could balance a barstool on my nose.

*note* I can't juggle and balancing anything is difficult because I am Queen Klutz!

[GApeachSkingirl]

How 'bout you balance a stool on your nose and THEN start juggling??? Now that would be entertainment.

[NC Skingirl]

How 'bout you balance a stool on your nose and THEN start juggling??? Now that would be entertainment.

Well damn it Ariel if you want me dead why don't you just say so!? :D

[GApeachSkingirl]

Hahahaha... dont worry. Travis is an EMT, I heard they have the powers to regenerate people. As long as he's there, we're all good. It'll be just like how lizards lose their tail and it grows back. haha.

[NC Skingirl]

Bwwaahahhaha! Well I died once before but I got better so it's okay. Good think Travis is an EMT. I am extremely accident prone. Though I've found that since I cut waaaay back on my drinking I don't get hurt nearly as often! :eek:

[GApeachSkingirl]

Surprise, surprise! Who wouldve thought that drinking would somehow increase someone's clumsiness???

I've found that the more I cut back on drinking, the more weight I lose. Yet, more amazing information that I would have never guessed. hahaha.

[NC Skingirl]

Surprise, surprise! Who wouldve thought that drinking would somehow increase someone's clumsiness???

I've found that the more I cut back on drinking, the more weight I lose. Yet, more amazing information that I would have never guessed. hahaha.

That's why I drink cheap beer. I have delusioned myself into thinking that cheap means low calorie!

[doc marten soul]

At the rate I'm going, I will never get out of Skindergarten. Y'all post boring threads that I cannot even grace with a nonsense reply.

Entertain me, minions.
I'm not exactly rocketing out of skindergarten at a stellar pace either. I blame it on laziness on my part.

[Beaverseatwood21]

Entertain me


what has 9 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard

[Blue Blood]

To all you virgins,thanks for nothing.

[GApeachSkingirl]

Yeah... but I guess we all have to start over, or whatever.

But, Melissa, I was going to say, since we always talk about food, that the other night I made dinner for Trav and then our roommate said that he was going to have some friends in town so I made 1 pound of sausage/cheese balls. I had 4, all day, all night, 4. We come home from the bar and they are gone. 2 of my neighbors sat there and ate 1 freakin pound of sausage/cheese balls. Amazing.

[Rybczynski]

Yeah... but I guess we all have to start over, or whatever.

But, Melissa, I was going to say, since we always talk about food, that the other night I made dinner for Trav and then our roommate said that he was going to have some friends in town so I made 1 pound of sausage/cheese balls. I had 4, all day, all night, 4. We come home from the bar and they are gone. 2 of my neighbors sat there and ate 1 freakin pound of sausage/cheese balls. Amazing.
Thank you for making saliva pour into my mouth like a tsunami. I would eat that bitch with some Mexican or Spanish rice, too (in addition to à la carte).

[NC Skingirl]

Yeah... but I guess we all have to start over, or whatever.

But, Melissa, I was going to say, since we always talk about food, that the other night I made dinner for Trav and then our roommate said that he was going to have some friends in town so I made 1 pound of sausage/cheese balls. I had 4, all day, all night, 4. We come home from the bar and they are gone. 2 of my neighbors sat there and ate 1 freakin pound of sausage/cheese balls. Amazing.


Every year at christmas when I make them I have to quadruple the recipe. That's right people, 4 lbs of sausage, 2 lbs of cheese and 12 cups of bisquick. I have to stash a batch in the freezer if I expect to have any. Try them with ranch dressing or bbq sauce. Good lord is that shit addictive! That's why I only make them once a year.

[E4 jon]

Nonsense reply.

[Rybczynski]

Well? Is somebody going to post the recipe for sausage cheese balls or what?

[NC Skingirl]

Since it's my recipe I suppose I should post it. A few of you already have it because it was posted on the old board.

Sausage Cheese Balls

3 cups Bisquick
1lb of sausage uncooked, hot or mild depending on your preference
2 cups of cheese, any kind (I use cheddar)

Preheat oven to 375. Put all ingredients in a large bowl and mix together with hands until bisquick and cheese are completely mixed into the sausage. Roll into walnut sized balls, place on an ungreased cookie sheet and bake for 20-25 minutes until golden brown.

*These freeze really well. Just allow them to cool completely before putting them in storage containers. They will keep frozen for about two months....if they last that long.

[E4 jon]

Well? Is somebody going to post the recipe for sausage cheese balls or what?

Unwrap your 3 weeks unwashed foreskin slowly into a condom, applying even pressure to ensure collection of all contents. Tie off the condom end and boil for 20 minutes in lightly salted cheap beer. Allow to cool then refrigerate overnight. Garnish with chopped parsley and serve with as much dignity as you can muster to your mother-in-law as a pre dinner canape.

[ManoRevolver]

20... are we there yet?

[dkmhobbit]

At the rate I'm going, I will never get out of Skindergarten. Y'all post boring threads that I cannot even grace with a nonsense reply.

Entertain me, minions.

heh, I know the feeling. I'm struggling here.

[weknowhowtolive]

yeah i got the same problem.

[noradarno]

It is hard to reply to threads that are of very little interest.

[AmericanHateTank]

what has 9 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard
fuck yeah, dude! but the cheesy old metal head in me really does like the pyromania album. Can't help it - it has sentimental value because it aws the first music I bought when I was like 10 or something.

[AmericanHateTank]

Yeah... but I guess we all have to start over, or whatever.

But, Melissa, I was going to say, since we always talk about food, that the other night I made dinner for Trav and then our roommate said that he was going to have some friends in town so I made 1 pound of sausage/cheese balls. I had 4, all day, all night, 4. We come home from the bar and they are gone. 2 of my neighbors sat there and ate 1 freakin pound of sausage/cheese balls. Amazing.
What's the world coming to when 2 people can eat 1 lb of balls!?

[PromoteChaos]

This thread is 2 years old!! Stop the madness!

[MadDoggy]

What's the world coming to when 2 people can eat 1 lb of balls!?

I've seen it done. Which reminds me.. say hello to your sisters for me.

[dean48]

i aint even got a clue what im doing,and if i knew how too entertain you i would do it,you been stuck here long

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

i aint even got a clue what im doing,and if i knew how too entertain you i would do it,you been stuck here long

i think after 2 years, she made it out, but then again i've been drinking.

[PromoteChaos]

i think after 2 years, she made it out, but then again i've been drinking.

Hahaha! Maybe she is still stuck here & just isn't a quitter.:tongue:

[Killa B]

Unwrap your 3 weeks unwashed foreskin slowly into a condom, applying even pressure to ensure collection of all contents. Tie off the condom end and boil for 20 minutes in lightly salted cheap beer. Allow to cool then refrigerate overnight. Garnish with chopped parsley and serve with as much dignity as you can muster to your mother-in-law as a pre dinner canape.

unwashed foreskin ...check
condoms ...check
cheap beer...check

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

Hahaha! Maybe she is still stuck here & just isn't a quitter.:tongue:

so you're saying she's like the kid in kindergarten that was really like 8 or 9 but he was bigger than me and so when i wore my superman cape to school one day he stole it from me?

[PromoteChaos]

so you're saying she's like the kid in kindergarten that was really like 8 or 9 but he was bigger than me and so when i wore my superman cape to school one day he stole it from me?

Yes, she's like that kid, but AmericanHateTank might be that kid! Steal your cape back!

[MrsMonse]

This thread is 2 years old!! Stop the madness!


Hahahaha I just realized that!!!:redface::redface:
I was so confused, and the she was talking about Travis and I was like... are they back together? She can't get out of Skindergarden? WTF is going on?

Oh my god....:redface:
Hahaha

[PromoteChaos]

Hahahaha I just realized that!!!:redface::redface:
I was so confused, and the she was talking about Travis and I was like... are they back together? She can't get out of Skindergarden? WTF is going on?

Oh my god....:redface:
Hahaha

Hahaha, beware - newbs are bringing up all kinds of old as hell threads.:rolleyes:

[MrsMonse]

Hahaha, beware - newbs are bringing up all kinds of old as hell threads.:rolleyes:


Yeah, I saw that, and it sucks because they're only bringing up boring threads! LIke that stupid DONT and STOP joke... jesus

[PromoteChaos]

Yeah, I saw that, and it sucks because they're only bringing up boring threads! LIke that stupid DONT and STOP joke... jesus

Seriously! They need to pull up juicy and/or really funny ones if they're going to bump old shit.

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

Yes, she's like that kid, but AmericanHateTank might be that kid! Steal your cape back!

i was lucky that i had the ghostbusters set(the back pack, the gun, and the trap) or i would have been scarred for life over that incident. although, maybe i am ...

[PromoteChaos]

i was lucky that i had the ghostbusters set(the back pack, the gun, and the trap) or i would have been scarred for life over that incident. although, maybe i am ...

I gotta tell ya, I think you are scarred. Want to talk about it?

[DANNYTWOTIMES]

I gotta tell ya, I think you are scarred. Want to talk about it?

well if you keep making those threads with the naked girls and the making out and the boobs and the lesbian stuff, yea it's pretty awesome. i don't even care, nothing can be bad in this world when naked chicks are having pie fights.

[PromoteChaos]

well if you keep making those threads with the naked girls and the making out and the boobs and the lesbian stuff, yea it's pretty awesome. i don't even care, nothing can be bad in this world when naked chicks are having pie fights.

Haha. I only post stuff like that to help heal you & others. It's not like I like to look at it or anything.:blush2: I'm so glad it works.:cool:

[amber jaime]

Unwrap your 3 weeks unwashed foreskin slowly into a condom, applying even pressure to ensure collection of all contents. Tie off the condom end and boil for 20 minutes in lightly salted cheap beer. Allow to cool then refrigerate overnight. Garnish with chopped parsley and serve with as much dignity as you can muster to your mother-in-law as a pre dinner canape.

what the fuck is wrong with you?!?! how long did it take you to think this up?!

[amber jaime]

This thread is 2 years old!! Stop the madness!


oh christ i thought this was some sort of bizarre joke.

hahah. oops.

[PromoteChaos]

oh christ i thought this was some sort of bizarre joke.

hahah. oops.

Haha, well it's packed full of sarcasm, so it's close, right?:wink:

I was afraid to ask & possibly find out about E4 jon's idea, but he hasn't been here in forever anyway.

[MrsMonse]

oh christ i thought this was some sort of bizarre joke.

hahah. oops.


Hahaha I was pretty confused about it too

[WH Jay]

Haha, well it's packed full of sarcasm, so it's close, right?:wink:

I was afraid to ask & possibly find out about E4 jon's idea, but he hasn't been here in forever anyway.

I miss him...

Though not his last few posts....:biggrin:

[PromoteChaos]

I miss him...

Though not his last few posts....:biggrin:

Me too & me either. hahaha:wink:

[AmericanHateTank]

I've seen it done. Which reminds me.. say hello to your sisters for me.
Only if you pass that message to your mom and old lady.

[AmericanHateTank]

Yes, she's like that kid, but AmericanHateTank might be that kid! Steal your cape back!
I dont' steal superhero capes - I might give you a wedgie or a swirlie.

[Paul]

At the rate I'm going, I will never get out of Skindergarten. Y'all post boring threads that I cannot even grace with a nonsense reply.That's how I feel - I can't post shit for the sake of it and all the interesting threads are elsewhere.

I guess I'll get there at some point.