Fuck you 7-11

[doc marten soul]

For all the slurpee and nacho goodness they provide, they're also costing me $250. After heading home from work the other night I decided to stop in for a late night snack, but after already having a couple beers earlier on I needed to piss first. Since at 4:30 am most shops still open in Ypsilanti don't provide public restrooms, I decided to relieve myself out back instead. Fully drained, I proceeded with my quest for nachos, but didn't make it too far into the store before to Sheriff's deputys showed up and hauled me outside. Apparently the store clerk saw me pissing on camera and hit the silent alarm, as the cops told me, because he thought I was trying to rob the place. So after getting cuffed and put into a squad car, one of the deputys asked me what I was thinking, that a kid or something might have seen me and I would ended up with indecent exposure charges. I told him I was thinking I had to take a piss, and I think a kid hangin out in the back of a 7-11 at 4:30 in the morning had worse problems to worry about than seeing me urinate. So I end up getting a ticket, and a court date, which resulted in a $250 fine. Apparently you can get up to 90 days in jail for peeing in public.

[E4 jon]

For all the slurpee and nacho goodness they provide, they're also costing me $250. After heading home from work the other night I decided to stop in for a late night snack, but after already having a couple beers earlier on I needed to piss first. Since at 4:30 am most shops still open in Ypsilanti don't provide public restrooms, I decided to relieve myself out back instead. Fully drained, I proceeded with my quest for nachos, but didn't make it too far into the store before to Sheriff's deputys showed up and hauled me outside. Apparently the store clerk saw me pissing on camera and hit the silent alarm, as the cops told me, because he thought I was trying to rob the place. So after getting cuffed and put into a squad car, one of the deputys asked me what I was thinking, that a kid or something might have seen me and I would ended up with indecent exposure charges. I told him I was thinking I had to take a piss, and I think a kid hangin out in the back of a 7-11 at 4:30 in the morning had worse problems to worry about than seeing me urinate. So I end up getting a ticket, and a court date, which resulted in a $250 fine. Apparently you can get up to 90 days in jail for peeing in public.

Is there really a place on earth called Ypsilanti?
I'll remember to have a piss before I visit.

[Johnny Rebel]

That indecent exposure could've had you had to register as a sex offender. Alcohol. Harmless?

[Dirt_Boy]

Is there really a place on earth called Ypsilanti?
I'll remember to have a piss before I visit.
Hahah I know a couple guys that were from Ypsilanti, they were ok for it being in Michigan....

[E4 jon]

Hahah I know a couple guys that were from Ypsilanti, they were ok for it being in Michigan....

Is there really a place on earth called Michigan?
I'll remember to get pissed before I visit.

[Diana E]

Ya know, I got pulled over this morning driving home from the 7-11. 8am on a sunday fuckin morning on a back road, doing under the speed limit. ?? Who the fuck pulls over a 4 door bland cavalier on a back road doing 35mph at 8am on a sunday morning?

[Johnny Rebel]

now that I think about it, I got busted by la policia on my way to a 7-11. I took the long way to smoke a bowl and pick up another baggie, and some fuckin douches called me in as a suspicious vehicle. Suspicious meaning I wasnt driving a Beamer or Benz in the gated community I was in. Rich kids get the best shit-

[PUNISHER]

That sucks. I was in Utica last week and one of my friends got arrested for pissing in public. The funny thing was the fact that 4 cop cars showed up at the "scene" within 3 minutes. One of the cops told me to put my hands on the car and when I did I started laughing, he asked me if there was something funny, I just shook my head in disbelief, he couldn't see the humor in the situation. What a knob.

[Gun2Gun]

now that I think about it, I got busted by la policia on my way to a 7-11. I took the long way to smoke a bowl and pick up another baggie, and some fuckin douches called me in as a suspicious vehicle. Suspicious meaning I wasnt driving a Beamer or Benz in the gated community I was in. Rich kids get the best shit-
Haha. Fucking gated devolpment people. I hate them.

[E4 jon]

Ya know, I got pulled over this morning driving home from the 7-11. 8am on a sunday fuckin morning on a back road, doing under the speed limit. ?? Who the fuck pulls over a 4 door bland cavalier on a back road doing 35mph at 8am on a sunday morning?

Is there really an 8am on a Sunday morning?
I'll remember to stay sober on a Saturday to see that.

[E4 jon]

Haha. Fucking gated devolpment people. I hate them.

Great programme on telly the other night called 'The United Gates of America'. It concentrated on a development called Canyon Lake. Did seem a bit sterlie as the only ambition people had was to get a faster golf buggy and one of the coveted homes on the lakeside itself. It was mainly populated by blue rinsers and people up their own jacksy's. Lock 'em in was the verdict I think.

[Big_8]

Fuck all that noise.I bought Chantal a slushie machine from Wal-Mart(it's really just a fancy blender,with a pour spout on it.....shhhh) for like 30 bucks.Here's the trick....Kool Aid ice cubes,and lost of them.

[HippieTownHooli]

I worked there like 8 years ago and used to make a fortune sellin beer to under age wanna be gangstas... $5 dollar 40s anyone?

[NewbreedFCS]

yes fuck them! and fuck their plump 1/4 pound hotdogs for $1.59! and fuck the free chili and cheese toppings! and fuck the endless selections of beverages and the fact that they don't id for booze! and... aw hell, who am i kidding? i love 7-11

[dbhobbs]

711 is a soul sucking company... i worked there for about 4 months and was promoted to asst. mgr within my first month with the promise of a 3 dollar raise... two weeks goes by no raise so i ask about it.. oh well you have to wait 6 months to officially be the asst mgr (even though i was doing all the duties)... six months comes up and i get fired.... and the store owner was always calling the cops on homeless guys and punk kids that hung out front... fuck that shit hole

[indyhooligan]

what the fuck is up with digging up year old threads about stupid shit lately?

[Virginiasc]

Next to theme parks, 7-11 is the easiest place to steal shit from.

[blacktalon34]

you know with all the towel heads taking over our 7-11's it is no wonder they call the cops....lol...they are afraid to face the fact that they are taking away our rights to piss where ever we choose...lol

[potato]

dune coon.

[godofdank]

i don't even go to 7-11 its a whole buncha towel headed arabs who need to be "removed" along with the illegals

[potato]

by "removed" do you mean sucked off?