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DukeCityDrunk
08-20-2006, 06:40 PM
man, we have so many fucking mosquitos out here in the desert! I can't go outside for a smoke without being swarmed and bitten all over. I even got a fucking bite on my fresh tattoo last fucking week. I can't fuckin wait till winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kinda bugs n shit do you guys have around that bothers the shit out of you? i also found a fuckin centipede on my BED the other day.... my fuckin BED!
Billy Klubb
08-20-2006, 07:26 PM
man, we have so many fucking mosquitos out here in the desert! I can't go outside for a smoke without being swarmed and bitten all over. I even got a fucking bite on my fresh tattoo last fucking week. I can't fuckin wait till winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kinda bugs n shit do you guys have around that bothers the shit out of you? i also found a fuckin centipede on my BED the other day.... my fuckin BED!
skeeters, hippies, box elder bugs, hippies, cicadias, hippies, earwigs, and hippies.
AttitudeSkin
08-20-2006, 07:40 PM
The only thing I ever get here is fucking black ants and wasps.
LostinKS
08-20-2006, 09:32 PM
saber toothed crotch crickets.
GApeachSkingirl
08-20-2006, 09:34 PM
We have a ridiculous amount of mosquitos, but that's what I get for living in a swamp. I always come in COVERED in skeeter bites after taking the dog out.
We also have sand gnats, those suckers bite like a son of a bitch. Horse flies, palmetto bugs (flying cockroaches), roaches, fire ants, wasps, hornets, yellow jackets and other biting/stinging bugs that I cant identify because they dont exist in North Georgia and I'm not famliar with them. Going outdoors can suck sometimes.
Dirt_Boy
08-20-2006, 09:35 PM
I think the worst 'skeeters i have delt with were down in the gulf region, when I was stationed in Mississippi for a while. Although Iraqi ones are a pain in the ass, thanks to stupid fucks leaving tent door open at nite.
Argyleskin
08-21-2006, 12:50 AM
skeeters, hippies, box elder bugs, hippies, cicadias, hippies, earwigs, and hippies.
I hate those fucking bugs, they hurt so fucking bad when they bite.
To boot my bro told me "Remember Wrath of Kahn, earwigs are what they put in that guys ear..that'll happen to you when your sleeping.."
Great childhood of sleeping with cotton in my ears for fear bugs would bore into my brain and geek my shit out.
:(
ghost
08-21-2006, 01:10 AM
Fire Ants and Sqeeters. Oh and Nats.........oh the nats.....especially on the islands down here.
Tokyohoon
08-21-2006, 01:35 AM
Cockroaches and Shibuya kids... but I repeat myself.
PUNISHER
08-21-2006, 02:37 AM
Mosquitos suck... heheh
Centipedes I fuckin hate. Most bugs don't care about and I let them be, but after I woke up with a centipede crawling across my face I kill everyone of them that I see with a highly motivated vengeance. Yes, I'm the centipede punisher.
Mommys_lil_Chola
08-21-2006, 02:40 AM
skeeters, hippies, box elder bugs, hippies, cicadias, hippies, earwigs, and hippies.
Are those, those bugs that make that annoying noise in the trees? Ah I fucking hate them, they're fucking loud.
PUNISHER
08-21-2006, 02:58 AM
Are those, those bugs that make that annoying noise in the trees? Ah I fucking hate them, they're fucking loud.
Yup, that's them. I love them, I know summer is out in full force when I first hear them.
LostinKS
08-21-2006, 03:16 AM
i dunno about flyin bastards of insects, lately ive seen some weird lookin bugs that wont damn die...takes a good 2-3 stomps to kill em....looks kinda like body of a spider, 6 legs, head like a mantis i believe...startle the damn thing and it curls its back halfof its body like a scorpion. weird fucker...only place i seen it is down in ms too..nothin similar in ks....
Dirt_Boy
08-21-2006, 03:18 AM
i dunno about flyin bastards of insects, lately ive seen some weird lookin bugs that wont damn die...takes a good 2-3 stomps to kill em....looks kinda like body of a spider, 6 legs, head like a mantis i believe...startle the damn thing and it curls its back halfof its body like a scorpion. weird fucker...only place i seen it is down in ms too..nothin similar in ks....
Oh shit...thats the crunk bug...get bit by that fucker and you'll instantly go out and buy a "grill" and a big pimp cup, and all you will be able to yell is "yea" "what" and "okay"..the south is full of those bastards, be careful
LostinKS
08-21-2006, 03:29 AM
Oh shit...thats the crunk bug...get bit by that fucker and you'll instantly go out and buy a "grill" and a big pimp cup, and all you will be able to yell is "yea" "what" and "okay"..the south is full of those bastards, be careful
oh shit....so i musta been bit then....got the grillz and a bad habit of sayin "yeah" lately....ha...:D bling bling, nigga bling motha fuckin BLING!!!!!!
and can i just use m 2 qt canteen or the smaller canteen cup as my pimp cup? hellz yeah!!!!
Argyleskin
08-21-2006, 03:30 AM
oh shit....so i musta been bit then....got the grillz and a bad habit of sayin "yeah" lately....ha...:D bling bling, nigga bling motha fuckin BLING!!!!!!
Why do I imagine Opie Taylor saying that when I see you type stuff like that?
I think your a cracker! Hahahaha
Dirt_Boy
08-21-2006, 03:34 AM
oh shit....so i musta been bit then....got the grillz and a bad habit of sayin "yeah" lately....ha...:D bling bling, nigga bling motha fuckin BLING!!!!!!
and can i just use m 2 qt canteen or the smaller canteen cup as my pimp cup? hellz yeah!!!!
Oh shit yea you can use it as your pimp cup, look at it as "pimp field training" next thing your know, your gonan be walking around slappin those you out rank
LostinKS
08-21-2006, 03:35 AM
Why do I imagine Opie Taylor saying that when I see you type stuff like that?
I think your a cracker! Hahahaha
hell....i aint no cracka....girrrrllll whatchu talkinbout???
i'm more like a trisket.:D
LostinKS
08-21-2006, 03:36 AM
Oh shit yea you can use it as your pimp cup, look at it as "pimp field training" next thing your know, your gonan be walking around slappin those you out rank
man...plenty of them people need slapped....problem is they're all e6 and higher...ha...aw well im a lowly spec4...not too many people i'm gonna be slappin around!!!
Dirt_Boy
08-21-2006, 03:38 AM
man...plenty of them people need slapped....problem is they're all e6 and higher...ha...aw well im a lowly spec4...not too many people i'm gonna be slappin around!!!
Dude I have been the lowest ranking guy in my shop since I got here, thanks to some art 15's. In iraq I was the lowest ranking guy in my unit, so I know where your comin from
LostinKS
08-21-2006, 03:40 AM
not too big a deal...i'm in my co's HQ plt, and out of the motor pool we have nothin but e4's and 5's honestly...rank with my group really doenst come into play unless we're around people that will give a damn about it...but we do got a couple admin monkeys that....meh...yeah....bastards...gonna definitely reccomend a supply of tampons and midol for them boys....
Dirt_Boy
08-21-2006, 03:42 AM
not too big a deal...i'm in my co's HQ plt, and out of the motor pool we have nothin but e4's and 5's honestly...rank with my group really doenst come into play unless we're around people that will give a damn about it...but we do got a couple admin monkeys that....meh...yeah....bastards...gonna definitely reccomend a supply of tampons and midol for them boys....
Yea it didnt matter inmy unit much, except when bullshit work needed done. I dont know how many time I had to go to the ice point or take out trash or other stupid shit
LostinKS
08-21-2006, 03:43 AM
Yea it didnt matter inmy unit much, except when bullshit work needed done. I dont know how many time I had to go to the ice point or take out trash or other stupid shit
gotta love bein voluntold...shit detail, Post!!
Chicagoskin
08-21-2006, 08:41 AM
am allergic to mosquitoes, and i got one on my face at lajuan's cookout last night! on my face!
Rybczynski
08-21-2006, 10:15 AM
Mosquitos suck... heheh
Centipedes I fuckin hate. Most bugs don't care about and I let them be, but after I woke up with a centipede crawling across my face I kill everyone of them that I see with a highly motivated vengeance. Yes, I'm the centipede punisher.
That reminds me of the boat hallucination scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A-GLOWING?? IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING??
tousunis
08-21-2006, 11:01 AM
man, we have so many fucking mosquitos out here in the desert! I can't go outside for a smoke without being swarmed and bitten all over. I even got a fucking bite on my fresh tattoo last fucking week. I can't fuckin wait till winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kinda bugs n shit do you guys have around that bothers the shit out of you? i also found a fuckin centipede on my BED the other day.... my fuckin BED!
They've been bad around here lately too, and it doesn't help that a West Nile warning had just been issued to the public a few days ago.
DukeCityDrunk
08-21-2006, 02:33 PM
They've been bad around here lately too, and it doesn't help that a West Nile warning had just been issued to the public a few days ago.
yea the worst is that OFF spray doesnt even hardly work, and its expensive as fuck.... lately i buy those citronella tiki torches and they seem to work a little better, but only at night...
King of all Buffets
08-21-2006, 02:38 PM
we've got mosquitos with west nile virus flying around....lucky
Bruiser
08-21-2006, 02:53 PM
no bugs here! They all froze this spring. We even went camping with no problems, it was sweet
The wasps are normally really bad at my house though
man, we have so many fucking mosquitos out here in the desert! I can't go outside for a smoke without being swarmed and bitten all over. I even got a fucking bite on my fresh tattoo last fucking week. I can't fuckin wait till winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kinda bugs n shit do you guys have around that bothers the shit out of you? i also found a fuckin centipede on my BED the other day.... my fuckin BED!
you're mexican. you shouldn't fear mosquitos. they should fear you. join SHAM. SkinHeadsAgainstMosquitos.
sevenatenine
08-22-2006, 01:48 AM
you're mexican. you shouldn't fear mosquitos. they should fear you. join SHAM. SkinHeadsAgainstMosquitos.
Where do you sign??
Do we get punch and cookies?
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