Shammy is going to get murdered on TV

[Jimmy]

Don't miss the fight tonight, folks!

Tito "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Ortiz x Ken "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Shamrock!

[PUNISHER]

I gotta work tonight but i really am not gonna miss much. We all know Shammy is a fucknut and is gonna get beat the fuck up.

Tito should be fighting Chuck.

[Jimmy]

I gotta work tonight but i really am not gonna miss much. We all know Shammy is a fucknut and is gonna get beat the fuck up.

Tito should be fighting Chuck.


More true words have never been spoken, my friend from the great white North.

I think Tito will fight Chuck after this. Chuck will KO his ass again until UFC shells out some money for Chuck to fight Quinton "I found Jesus" Jackson.

[PUNISHER]

More true words have never been spoken, my friend from the great white North.

I think Tito will fight Chuck after this. Chuck will KO his ass again until UFC shells out some money for Chuck to fight Quinton "I found Jesus" Jackson.
I think Tito may possibly beat Chuck. He definitely won't stand with him the next time they fight. He just need to grow some bigger balls for that one.

[Jimmy]

I think Tito may possibly beat Chuck. He definitely won't stand with him the next time they fight. He just need to grow some bigger balls for that one.


I agree. Tito definitely won't try and trade with Chuck again, at least not on purpose. I don't think he'll be able to take Chuck down and keep him there, though.

[DIYWMD]

More true words have never been spoken, my friend from the great white North.

I think Tito will fight Chuck after this. Chuck will KO his ass again until UFC shells out some money for Chuck to fight Quinton "I found Jesus" Jackson.


This just in; Wanderlei Silva's knees contain Jesus!

[Jimmy]

This just in; Wanderlei Silva's knees contain Jesus!



Hahahaha! You'd get props, but I have to spread it around... like fertilizer.

[rogo]

all i know is that this should be pretty entertaining. i spent all monday just sitting around and watching the UFC marathon, even if ive seen all the episodes.

[Jimmy]

all i know is that this should be pretty entertaining. i spent all monday just sitting around and watching the UFC marathon, even if ive seen all the episodes.


I'm fucking stuck at school until 4:00 PM. I wish I could watch some damn fights...

[Dawgnuts]

I accidently voted for ken.


Should be fun to watch. That kid who won last season is fighting in an earlier fight.

[Jimmy]

I accidently voted for ken.


Should be fun to watch. That kid who won last season is fighting in an earlier fight.


You accidentally voted for Ken... that's fucked up. We're all going to look like a bunch of retards if Ken gets a lucky KO.

Here is the Card:

Tito Ortiz x Ken Shamrock

Kendall "Da Spyder" Grove x Chris "The Exorcist" Price

Ed "Short Fuse" Herman x Jason "The Athlete" MacDonald

Seth" The Silverback" Petruzelli x Matt "The Hammer" Hamill

Nathan "The Great" Marquardt x Crafton "Blaze" Wallace

Tony DeSouza x Dustin Hazelett

Rory "Outburst" Singer x Josh Haynes

Thiago "Pitbull" Alves x John "The Natural" Alessio

Marcus "The Irish Hand Grenade" Davis x Forrest "The Meat Cleaver" Petz

[DIYWMD]

You accidentally voted for Ken... that's fucked up. We're all going to look like a bunch of retards if Ken gets a lucky KO.

Here is the Card:

Tito Ortiz x Ken Shamrock

Kendall "Da Spyder" Grove x Chris "The Exorcist" Price

Ed "Short Fuse" Herman x Jason "The Athlete" MacDonald

Seth" The Silverback" Petruzelli x Matt "The Hammer" Hamill

Nathan "The Great" Marquardt x Crafton "Blaze" Wallace

Tony DeSouza x Dustin Hazelett

Rory "Outburst" Singer x Josh Haynes

Thiago "Pitbull" Alves x John "The Natural" Alessio

Marcus "The Irish Hand Grenade" Davis x Forrest "The Meat Cleaver" Petz


Wait, didn't Marquardt have a really boring fight with Ivan Salavary? And wasn't he on roids? And what's up with these retarded nicknames fighters have these days? They should seriously cut it out.

Forget about a fluke win for Ken, though. If I were Ken I'd kick Tito dead off in his penis ten seconds in to the first round and then Hulkster legdrop him

[weknowhowtolive]

What time is it on PST? And its live on Spike right?

[Gut Check]

What time is it on PST? And its live on Spike right?
Yeah is this on Spike or what?

[Gut Check]

Yeah is this on Spike or what?
Wow that was too easy you big dummy. On Spike's site it looks like it starts at 8 PM, I'm assuming EST.

[weknowhowtolive]

Looks like its gunna be live on the east coast and delayed 3 hours on the west...which is good because if it was at 5 i wouldnt see it.

From the UFC site:

Date: 10/10/2006 8:00 PM ET/PT

[Jimmy]

Wait, didn't Marquardt have a really boring fight with Ivan Salavary? And wasn't he on roids? And what's up with these retarded nicknames fighters have these days? They should seriously cut it out.

Forget about a fluke win for Ken, though. If I were Ken I'd kick Tito dead off in his penis ten seconds in to the first round and then Hulkster legdrop him


Yeah, Marquardt is a damn good fighter though.

I was thinking about the stupid nicknames as I typed that shit out. "The Athlete"... does that shit even count as a nickname?

[grouchybastid]

Ken, Ken....that man needs to hang it up after tonight, win (unlikely) or lose (VERY likely). It's getting embarassing to watch the old bastard getting his ass beat, but more seriously, does he really want to be remembered for this crap?

[Jimmy]

Ken, Ken....that man needs to hang it up after tonight, win (unlikely) or lose (VERY likely). It's getting embarassing to watch the old bastard getting his ass beat, but more seriously, does he really want to be remembered for this crap?


I think he really believes in his mind that he can KO Tito. I mean, he probably could if Tito tried to stand with him, but we all know Tito is going to pick him up and dump him on his head. Ken has no takedown defense. Hopefull he worked on that shit really hard.

[grouchybastid]

I think he really believes in his mind that he can KO Tito. I mean, he probably could if Tito tried to stand with him, but we all know Tito is going to pick him up and dump him on his head. Ken has no takedown defense. Hopefull he worked on that shit really hard.

Yeah, probably. I guess it's hard to go from "World's Most Dangerous Man" to "Old Man" without struggling a bit, huh?

[Olde-E Fever]

He probably won't but oh well I voted Shamrock.

[militarymite]

Looks like its gunna be live on the east coast and delayed 3 hours on the west...which is good because if it was at 5 i wouldnt see it.

From the UFC site:

Date: 10/10/2006 8:00 PM ET/PT
I have DishNetwork and they are showing it starting at 5pm pacific time on Spiketv, UFC: The Final Chapter. 9 bout slate lasting two hours with Tito and Samrock.

[DIYWMD]

Yeah, Marquardt is a damn good fighter though.

I was thinking about the stupid nicknames as I typed that shit out. "The Athlete"... does that shit even count as a nickname?


I miss cool nicknames. Like 'The Janitor'.

[weknowhowtolive]

I have DishNetwork and they are showing it starting at 5pm pacific time on Spiketv, UFC: The Final Chapter. 9 bout slate lasting two hours with Tito and Samrock.Whaaaat....can you check for me and see if it shows a rerun at 8pst? I already have peopel coming over hahaha.

[militarymite]

Whaaaat....can you check for me and see if it shows a rerun at 8pst? I already have peopel coming over hahaha.
Will you make me a pizza, I'm hungry? No, no reply today or tomarrow.

[weknowhowtolive]

Hah...nah, they replay it at 8....TVGuide.com says that, at least.

[fightgirrl]

Most of the fights were ok, I am glad Matt won his fight and Kendal

It was a nice nice make up for Tito and Ken, thank god that is over.

[PUNISHER]

Most of the fights were ok, I am glad Matt won his fight and Kendal

It was a nice nice make up for Tito and Ken, thank god that is over.
Who won? I just got home from work.

[DIYWMD]

Who won? I just got home from work.


I won! All my bets at least. There was a Canado on there that was pretty damn slick, subbed Ed 'Pee Wee' Herman.

[PUNISHER]

I won! All my bets at least. There was a Canado on there that was pretty damn slick, subbed Ed 'Pee Wee' Herman.
You must be talkin about Alessio, he's the shit. I've seen him at TKO a few times. He gets a lot of boos for making fights boring, but whatever, he does what he does to win. What happened with the two goofs though?

[fightgirrl]

Tito won same as befor, hit him and he couldn't do a damn thing about it Big Ed stopped it. They kissed and made up.

[DIYWMD]

Big Ed stopped it.

My dad didn't stop the fight what gives :frown:

[PUNISHER]

Tito won same as befor, hit him and he couldn't do a damn thing about it Big Ed stopped it. They kissed and made up.
Thanks. That's what I figured.

[fightgirrl]

Tito Ortiz Wins by Knock Out at 2:23 in the 1st round .

[fightgirrl]

Thanks. That's what I figured.


sure thing:wink:

[militarymite]

Who was the other dognutt that voted for Shamrock to win? Ha,ha

[PUNISHER]

Who was the other dognutt that voted for Shamrock to win? Ha,ha
Olde E fever, and it wasn't an accident. I think he's been sippin on a 40.

[militarymite]

Olde E fever, and it wasn't an accident. I think he's been sippin on a 40.
Ha, ha, Olde E fever. PUNISHER, do you think Matt Hamill is that good a fighter or has he just been lucky so far? He seemed a bit lucky winning tonight but he fought well on TUF even though he was too injured to continue on the show.

[MONK]

at least ken went on a few seconds longer this time.

[PUNISHER]

Ha, ha, Olde E fever. PUNISHER, do you think Matt Hamill is that good a fighter or has he just been lucky so far? He seemed a bit lucky winning tonight but he fought well on TUF even though he was too injured to continue on the show.
I don't know, I don't follow TUF fighters so I'm not sure who he is.

[fightgirrl]

I know you weren't asking me but

You cant deny his wrestling abilty, he may not be a good striker but he can take a hit and put most guys flat on their backs

[fightgirrl]

I don't know, I don't follow TUF fighters so I'm not sure who he is.

He is a deaf wrestler who just started doing MMA 4-0 record

[militarymite]

I know you weren't asking me but

You cant deny his wrestling abilty, he may not be a good striker but he can take a hit and put most guys flat on their backs
I pretty much agree about his wrestling. It's great to have in your background but does'nt always work against someone who is a great striker and submission guy. He seems to be able to muscle his way through his opponets maybe making up for lack of him being able to recieve as much verbal instruction over his fight career. He's lucky to have Tito watching his back.

[fightgirrl]

I agree, he definatly needs to work on his striking and as the announcers said his hands. It has to be hard for him to be out there without the bennifit of a corner man. We saw how much a good corner man can alter how a fight goes with Shonnie. I feel having Matt in his corner helped him win that fight.

[Mommys_lil_Chola]

How embarrassing, that's all I gotta say.

[DIYWMD]

Ha, ha, Olde E fever. PUNISHER, do you think Matt Hamill is that good a fighter or has he just been lucky so far? He seemed a bit lucky winning tonight but he fought well on TUF even though he was too injured to continue on the show.


Matt Hammil is a beast of a wrestler with good instincts and no compunctions about hurting people. Right now he's a good fighter but he could become an awesome one. Did you see that single that he got on that dude? He literally hurled that guy across the octagon.

[militarymite]

Matt Hammil is a beast of a wrestler with good instincts and no compunctions about hurting people. Right now he's a good fighter but he could become an awesome one. Did you see that single that he got on that dude? He literally hurled that guy across the octagon.
Are you referring to when Hamill grabbed the guy by one leg and sort of picked him up and tossed him across the ring? That was great.

[weknowhowtolive]

First fight:

Seemed like a good fight...mostly on the ground..but it was easily the bloodiest of the night. That deaf dude was cool on The Ultimate Fighter, and he rocked tonight. Not a lot of striking, kind of slow...but by the end they both had eye cuts and were bleeding everywhere.

Second fight:

Awesome. I hated that fucking dude on TUF, thought he was a cocky fucker and he got his ass handed to him. Im just suprised he lasted as long as he did in that triangle. Kinda impressed. I laughed when he said "He fought like a man, and i tapped out like a little bitch."

Third fight:

Eh...it was kinda boring. I knew who was going to win, although i didnt want him to. Oh well.

ME:

Who expected different? It was kinda cool to see them "make up." Would have been a lot better if Shamrock didnt go for the take down and stood up for at least the first round. Might have even got a lucky KO.

Regardless...too many fucking commercials...i saw more "Flava of Love" than i saw fighting. I also predecit a Stamos vs Rogan fight that will rock the fuck out of UFC.

[dkmhobbit]

So Ortiz said something about a boxing match vs. his boss? Is he taking on Dana whatshisname?

[grouchybastid]

I won! All my bets at least. There was a Canado on there that was pretty damn slick, subbed Ed 'Pee Wee' Herman.

Easily the best fight of the evening. MacDonald will be one to watch, the boy can fight.

[Casual]

Tito did a Jumpy Geathers forklift on Shamrock. That was ugly.

[Blue Blood]

How embarrassing, that's all I gotta say.
Did you lose a fight?

[Jimmy]

Matt Hammil is a beast of a wrestler with good instincts and no compunctions about hurting people. Right now he's a good fighter but he could become an awesome one. Did you see that single that he got on that dude? He literally hurled that guy across the octagon.


I disagree. It may be too soon to tell, but I thought Hamill's performance was shit. In none of his fights has he looked good. I think his dreams will come crashing down when he fights someone with decent takedown defense and good striking.

I really don't see him ever winning a championship. Again, though, it may be too soon to tell.

[DIYWMD]

I disagree. It may be too soon to tell, but I thought Hamill's performance was shit. In none of his fights has he looked good. I think his dreams will come crashing down when he fights someone with decent takedown defense and good striking.

I really don't see him ever winning a championship. Again, though, it may be too soon to tell.


I thought he looked pretty good last night, he was definitely out-pointing that dude at all times. In MMA, wrestlers will either GnP or out-point the other guy, and he looked like he was doing both. I wouldn't say he's in the running for any belts either, and in a way going to TUF was kind of feeding him to the wolves. He needs more experience. But then again the tougher guys he fights the more he will improve, especially if he stays with a good training camp. What confused me was how he decided to fight from kicking range instead of closer inside. I thought he was a Greco wrestler.

[DIYWMD]

Are you referring to when Hamill grabbed the guy by one leg and sort of picked him up and tossed him across the ring? That was great.


Yeah, I whooped it up seeing that takedown. From now on when I get a guy's leg off the floor I'm gonna go 'Yet's ave some chicken baby woo!'

[militarymite]

Yeah, I whooped it up seeing that takedown. From now on when I get a guy's leg off the floor I'm gonna go 'Yet's ave some chicken baby woo!'
That was the best part of the fight I think. I hate to keep picking Hamill apart, but it really bothered me how low he kept his hands/arms and not protecting his face. I was all ready for the other guy to land a knockout punch on him. DIYWMD, you fight regularly? Ever fight anywhere around LA? Just wonder what your level of activity is. PUNISHER too, I know he fights.

[PUNISHER]

That was the best part of the fight I think. I hate to keep picking Hamill apart, but it really bothered me how low he kept his hands/arms and not protecting his face. I was all ready for the other guy to land a knockout punch on him. DIYWMD, you fight regularly? Ever fight anywhere around LA? Just wonder what your level of activity is. PUNISHER too, I know he fights.
I haven't fought since my last fight.

[PUNISHER]

I haven't fought since my last fight.
Heheh. It was late August in Miami, my next one won't be till Nov. in Vancouver and then Dec. in Chicago.

[militarymite]

I haven't fought since my last fight.
Makes perfect sense. Anything planned for LA area?

[DIYWMD]

That was the best part of the fight I think. I hate to keep picking Hamill apart, but it really bothered me how low he kept his hands/arms and not protecting his face. I was all ready for the other guy to land a knockout punch on him. DIYWMD, you fight regularly? Ever fight anywhere around LA? Just wonder what your level of activity is. PUNISHER too, I know he fights.


I don't hardly even train, I'm what you'd call a poor garage grappler. And I think Matt is just in the habit of keeping his hands low. I don't think I've seen his chin tested but he's got retard strength so it figures he may have a retard chin. Not that he's a retard or anything

[PUNISHER]

Makes perfect sense. Anything planned for LA area?
No, after Dec. I'll most likely be going to Japan to teach engrish.

[PUNISHER]

I don't hardly even train, I'm what you'd call a poor garage grappler. And I think Matt is just in the habit of keeping his hands low. I don't think I've seen his chin tested but he's got retard strength so it figures he may have a retard chin. Not that he's a retard or anything
I hear he talks like a retard though. On account of him bein deaf... poor retard. All the grapplers at my dojo make fun of him and the way he talks. I told them it's ok because I'd piss on them when they're burning in hell.

[militarymite]

I don't hardly even train, I'm what you'd call a poor garage grappler. And I think Matt is just in the habit of keeping his hands low. I don't think I've seen his chin tested but he's got retard strength so it figures he may have a retard chin. Not that he's a retard or anything
Funny you thud thay that.

[PUNISHER]

Funny you thud thay that.
Haha, I spread too much rep. I seriously read that like 4 times before I figured out what you were doing.

[Jimmy]

No, after Dec. I'll most likely be going to Japan to teach engrish.


Where are you going to fight in Chicago? What kind of event?

Maybe I'll be able to make it to the fight.

[PUNISHER]

Where are you going to fight in Chicago? What kind of event?

Maybe I'll be able to make it to the fight.
Shidokan at the park west. I think it'll be dec 2 or 3rd, not totally sure.

[Jimmy]

Shidokan at the park west. I think it'll be dec 2 or 3rd, not totally sure.


Do you know who you're fighting yet?

[PUNISHER]

Do you know who you're fighting yet?
It's a tournament. Most likely a guy from Germany that I fought last year and I'm just assuming that Brian Gasaway will be there. He tko'd me in 2003 so I hope to beat him this year. The German guy will be super tough cuz i beat him last year and I'm sure he wants revenge. But really I can't say who's gonna be there this year in my division.

[Jimmy]

It's a tournament. Most likely a guy from Germany that I fought last year and I'm just assuming that Brian Gasaway will be there. He tko'd me in 2003 so I hope to beat him this year. The German guy will be super tough cuz i beat him last year and I'm sure he wants revenge. But really I can't say who's gonna be there this year in my division.


That's great. I'll try and make it. Good luck.

[PUNISHER]

That's great. I'll try and make it. Good luck.
Thanks bro. It's a great night out, it's a brawl fest. Check out shidokan.com for ticket info. You can go to the chicago fitness centre to get them ahead of time. I gotta go but I'll pm you tomorrow about seating. You don't wanna get ripped off.

[MONK]

ken shamrock tito ortiz 4

the michael jordan nba comeback... UFC STYLE!!!!

[militarymite]

It's a tournament. Most likely a guy from Germany that I fought last year and I'm just assuming that Brian Gasaway will be there. He tko'd me in 2003 so I hope to beat him this year. The German guy will be super tough cuz i beat him last year and I'm sure he wants revenge. But really I can't say who's gonna be there this year in my division.
Good luck, I hope you win.

[Mommys_lil_Chola]

Did you lose a fight?

Don't be a smart ass. It was a embarrassment to see Shamrock walk up to that ring 3 times like he was badass only get his ass handed to him. The worlds most dangerous man, right. I was however disappointed to see Ed lose.

[Blue Blood]

Don't be a smart ass. It was a embarrassment to see Shamrock walk up to that ring 3 times like he was badass only get his ass handed to him. The worlds most dangerous man, right. I was however disappointed to see Ed lose.
Haha you're right.
There's something to be said for knowing when to bow out gracefully...

[fightgirrl]

From what I understand Tito wanted that last fight because there was so much crap about it being called too soon. He didn't want there to be any doubt about who won.

[fightgirrl]

It's a tournament. Most likely a guy from Germany that I fought last year and I'm just assuming that Brian Gasaway will be there. He tko'd me in 2003 so I hope to beat him this year. The German guy will be super tough cuz i beat him last year and I'm sure he wants revenge. But really I can't say who's gonna be there this year in my division.


FIGHT #4
John Kazuba (Canada) vs. Vlajko Perovic (Germany)
Kazuba pressed the action in the first two rounds. Kazuba proceeded to drop Perovic with a short left hook in Round Three. Round Four was uneventful as Perovic showed the wear and tear of his first battle. In the Grappling rounds Perovic almost caught Kazuba in a left arm Kimura but was not able to sink it. The final round saw even grappling skills and a great stand up finish by both fighters, the final result went to a unanimous decision in favor of Team Canada's John Kazuba.

[Jimmy]

Don't be a smart ass. It was a embarrassment to see Shamrock walk up to that ring 3 times like he was badass only get his ass handed to him. The worlds most dangerous man, right. I was however disappointed to see Ed lose.


Ed Herman got smoked. I totally did not expect that to happen.

[fightgirrl]

He has a tendancy to underestimate his opponent.