I think this may be the wrong place to post this but...

[Ace The Catfish]

I need a laser comb. Steal one form your balding wealthy uncle and give it to me. Seriously I want one of those things, I have hair like a baby which was great when I still looked like a skinhead but I want my pomp to be 18 feet tall and so heavy I need a pitbull's neck muscles transplanted into my neck. I also want to be able to kill people with it.

[adam QCS]

I need a laser comb. Steal one form your balding wealthy uncle and give it to me. Seriously I want one of those things, I have hair like a baby which was great when I still looked like a skinhead but I want my pomp to be 18 feet tall and so heavy I need a pitbull's neck muscles transplanted into my neck. I also want to be able to kill people with it.
Are you fucking serious?

[bat_girl]

ha ha ha ha


what

the

fuck?

[Chicago Red]

I also want to be able to kill people with it.

With your neck or the comb?

[Ace The Catfish]

With your neck or the comb?
With my pomp....but now that you mention it....all three would be nice.

Hahaha, a death ray laser comb, the ads for that could be like "Trick your friends! It's not murder it's 'surprise suicide'!"

[Bruiser]

I need a laser comb. Steal one form your balding wealthy uncle and give it to me. Seriously I want one of those things, I have hair like a baby which was great when I still looked like a skinhead but I want my pomp to be 18 feet tall and so heavy I need a pitbull's neck muscles transplanted into my neck. I also want to be able to kill people with it.

No seriously, what's your story?

[Ace The Catfish]

No seriously, what's your story?

"The Outsiders" or "Lord of the Flies", what's yours?
If that's not the answer you want I'll need you to clarify your question.

[Bruiser]

"The Outsiders" or "Lord of the Flies", what's yours?
If that's not the answer you want I'll need you to clarify your question.

So you have a pomp and run around in your unders with other boys and sticks yelling "kill the pig"?

No, how are you a retired skinhead with a pomp that's obviously missing something in his life?

[Chicago Red]

With my pomp....but now that you mention it....all three would be nice.

Hahaha, a death ray laser comb, the ads for that could be like "Trick your friends! It's not murder it's 'surprise suicide'!"

Yeah, this would be something I would want to get on a camcorder. You know, to show the kids what's up and shit. You could walk down mainstreet slicing necks right and left . . . with the pomp if they are tall and the comb if they are short fucks. That shit would be all over the fucking papers!

[Ace The Catfish]

So you have a pomp and run around in your unders with other boys and sticks yelling "kill the pig"?

No, how are you a retired skinhead with a pomp that's obviously missing something in his life?

I have too much in my life. I just don't have thick enough hair.

[J_BCS]

I have too much in my life. I just don't have thick enough hair.That one hit home pretty hard. :mad1:

[Ace The Catfish]

That one hit home pretty hard. :mad1:

Hahaha, what?

[J_BCS]

I'm pretty much so skinhead that my hair is now refusing to grow do to it's oiness.

[Ace The Catfish]

I'm pretty much so skinhead that my hair is now refusing to grow do to it's oiness.

That's the best thing I've read in a while! hahahahaha!

[OXBloodST82]

My hair stopped growing on top along time ago so I just started to get my head tattooed,I wish the rest would fall out so I wouldnt have to buy shavers anymore,lol!!