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weknowhowtolive
10-12-2006, 09:40 PM
This kid is nuts and made some tattoo machine out of a pen, a toothbrush, a 3v motor, guitar string and lots of electrical tape. Anyway, he told me he's going to use a mixture of pen ink and vodka for ink and..well..is there anything he could use besides vodka and pen ink? Would it be bad to use that?
Skones
10-12-2006, 09:43 PM
is there anything he could use besides vodka and pen ink?

More brain cells...
Tokyohoon
10-12-2006, 09:47 PM
Take that thing away from him and shove it up his ass, Seriously.
weknowhowtolive
10-12-2006, 09:48 PM
Take that thing away from him and shove it up his ass, Seriously.yeah yeah i know, but he's hellbent on doing it, and his friend was dumb enough to actually let him do it so...is it safe
Tokyohoon
10-12-2006, 10:18 PM
Of course it isn't.

Scratch what I said earlier. Take it away and shove it up his ass SIDEWAYS.
Skones
10-12-2006, 10:29 PM
Of course it isn't.

Scratch what I said earlier. Take it away and shove it up his ass SIDEWAYS.

Don't forget to shove it in the guy that let him "tattoo" him. He's equally as fucktarded.
Mike
10-12-2006, 10:39 PM
Take that thing away from him and shove it up his ass, Seriously.

aaaahahahahaaa...Seriously that is GREAT advice...
weknowhowtolive
10-12-2006, 11:57 PM
I had him read all this and he laughed and said "Sucks for him"
OiPride
10-13-2006, 12:04 AM
I remember hearing Russian prisoners used sutt(spelling)[Rubber from their boots] and piss.
Paul von Rotten
10-13-2006, 12:16 AM
we used india ink when we were retarded and young. i never got one, too many brain cells.
CptnSpaulding
10-13-2006, 12:28 AM
we used india ink when we were retarded and young. i never got one, too many brain cells.
..........yup
bat_girl
10-13-2006, 01:54 AM
This kid is nuts and made some tattoo machine out of a pen, a toothbrush, a 3v motor, guitar string and lots of electrical tape. Anyway, he told me he's going to use a mixture of pen ink and vodka for ink and..well..is there anything he could use besides vodka and pen ink? Would it be bad to use that?

Are you in prison? Because that's the only time that this would be even CLOSE to OK.

No, wait. Still not. Sorry.
militarymite
10-13-2006, 02:11 AM
yeah yeah i know, but he's hellbent on doing it, and his friend was dumb enough to actually let him do it so...is it safe
It's only safe if the tatoo is positioned on the forehead.
weknowhowtolive
10-13-2006, 03:26 AM
Are you in prison? Because that's the only time that this would be even CLOSE to OK.

No, wait. Still not. Sorry.What do i have to do with it? Im not doing it and im not getting the tattoo.

Reading comp 101.
LastRites
10-13-2006, 04:30 AM
I remember hearing Russian prisoners used sutt(spelling)[Rubber from their boots] and piss.
Yeah....cuz their tattoos look just fantastic!!! :smile:
Oz.
10-13-2006, 08:02 AM
Yeah....cuz their tattoos look just fantastic!!! :smile:
Some of them are pretty fucking good.