Most Annoying Cat EVER!!!

[double_whammy]

ok so its not on ebay...yet. but, i offer you this fine, beautiful, fully up-to-date neutered cat. this cat is the most loveable, annoying, stinky ass cat to ever walk the earth. He is guaranteed to fuck with anything you ahve lying on the floor, or on any surface really, ALWAYS. he will meow incessantly. but he is a very good cuddler.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/justcantwin/september-002.gif

i have spent over $300 on shots, worm and flea treatments, and neutering. I will let it go for a BARGAIN- BEST OFFER!

[Argyleskin]

ok so its not on ebay...yet. but, i offer you this fine, beautiful, fully up-to-date neutered cat. this cat is the most loveable, annoying, stinky ass cat to ever walk the earth. He is guaranteed to fuck with anything you ahve lying on the floor, or on any surface really, ALWAYS. he will meow incessantly. but he is a very good cuddler.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/justcantwin/september-002.gif

i have spent over $300 on shots, worm and flea treatments, and neutering. I will let it go for a BARGAIN- BEST OFFER!


Awwww I wish I could! But he's best sent to a dif home, Gilbert the homosexual wondercat would try to pork'im.
Not the best way to say "Hi new kitty..welcome".

[Packratt]

Not to be rude but...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/justcantwin/september-002.gif

this cat looks like it has a touch of the kitty-downs.

[weknowhowtolive]

Id take it but i already have two kittens who destroy everything..and one walks around meowing for no fucking reason all day.

[siobahn]

Id take it but i already have two kittens who destroy everything..and one walks around meowing for no fucking reason all day.heh... my cat does that too.

i'd take the lil rugrat if i lived closer.. having another cat to kick my cat's ass wouldn't be a bad thing.

[double_whammy]

heh... my cat does that too.

i'd take the lil rugrat if i lived closer.. having another cat to kick my cat's ass wouldn't be a bad thing.


thats exactly what this one is doing RIGHT NOW. i have no idea what hes meowing at, and he has SEVERE abandonment issues. if me or my bf goes out for like 5 minutes he will freak out and meow nonstop until we come back in. even if one of us is STILL INSIDE! fuckin weirdo.

i put an ad on craigslist saying basically the same as here and someone actually wants 'em. but now i kinda dont want to give him up...he actually let me sleep through the night the past 2 whole nights.

gah im such a sucker

[magnetmaz]

You should probably leave out the "fuck with your stuff" and "meow incessantly" parts if you're seriously trying to get rid of him. Let some other poor sucker figure it out.

just make sure you put a big "NO GIVEBACKS!" in a huge font at the bottom of the add. :)

[Doc]

hmm........my dogs do need a new chew toy.........

[ienjoybeer]

Fuck...thank god I don't have any cats (or even like them). You guys make it sound like owning a cat is not much unlike owning a VelosaRaptor(sp?)
I do want a hairless cat, though. http://www.lanion.ru

[double_whammy]

You should probably leave out the "fuck with your stuff" and "meow incessantly" parts if you're seriously trying to get rid of him. Let some other poor sucker figure it out.

just make sure you put a big "NO GIVEBACKS!" in a huge font at the bottom of the add. :)

hey man, im just being honest

[beans]

I just got rid of a litter of kittens. I decided to keep one and the mom, so I definitely don't need another kitty. The mom meows, but that's cause she's in heat...and it's more of a mrrrroooooooooowwwwwwlllll noise. Now THAT is annoying.

(oh, she's getting "fixed" in two weeks, so no I'm not a bad kitty owner)

[ienjoybeer]

I just got rid of a litter of kittens. I decided to keep one and the mom, so I definitely don't need another kitty. The mom meows, but that's cause she's in heat...and it's more of a mrrrroooooooooowwwwwwlllll noise. Now THAT is annoying.

(oh, she's getting "fixed" in two weeks, so no I'm not a bad kitty owner)


Oh man...I never had cats growing up. One day I was leaving for work and I heard this cat making that whacked out noise, and there was another cat fighting it or chasing it...I don't remember. I wouldn't leave my house cause I thought it had rabies....hahaha...
Little did I know....that poor cat was just tryin ta get some.

[Johnny Rebel]

[quote=ienjoybeer;65387]One day I was leaving for work and I heard this cat making that whacked out noise, and there was another cat fighting it or chasing it...I don't remember. quote]


they were probably fucking.

[DukeCityDrunk]

I just got rid of a litter of kittens. I decided to keep one and the mom, so I definitely don't need another kitty. The mom meows, but that's cause she's in heat...and it's more of a mrrrroooooooooowwwwwwlllll noise. Now THAT is annoying.

(oh, she's getting "fixed" in two weeks, so no I'm not a bad kitty owner)

hahahahahhahhahahahahaha

my friends cat does that, i find that shit funny when were all drunk

[boozed_n_bruised]

i already live with an asshole of the feline persuasion who likes to urinate on anything but cat litter including but not limited to clean laundry, the dining room table and assorted area rugs. we've had him checked and apparently the only thing wrong with him is his attitude.