Just once....

[Ruby Doe]

I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.

[Clockwork]

I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.

I almost did that once.

I was living in a camper and boiling water for KD.

Friend of mine bangs on the door and says the boyfriend of a girl I had just spent the night with is coming to kill me.

I waited behind the door with the pot ready but he never showed up.

And yes I realize that sounded really white trash.

[J_BCS]

Just once can't we find a way to finally make it right
Make the magic last for more than just one night
I know we can break through it
If we could just get to it
Just once

[Bruiser]

I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.

And I would like you to be able to... several times over actually... I'd even volunteer some people...

[HCMike]

I think about that every day, except with coffee.

[Ruby Doe]

And I would like you to be able to... several times over actually... I'd even volunteer some people...

Excellent.

[CutieVonCupcake]

Excellent.

I feel the same way! Dumb girls.

[red_9]

Really? I have to pay women to do that to me.


j/k

[Chicagogirl773]

Really? I have to pay women to do that to me.


j/k

hhhhhooow much?
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/borat_cannes_2.jpg

p.s-
not exactly used in the right context but shhh. I just woke up and thought it was funny.

[NJ HATEXEDGE]

I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.

what did randy do to deserve that haha

[MazelTovCocktail]

just once, i'd like someone to call me "ma'am"...without following it with, "you're making a scene."

[deadskin]

just once, i'd like someone to call me "ma'am"...without following it with, "you're making a scene."

Ma'am please stop making a scean. There are people trying to sleep.

[CutieVonCupcake]

just once, i'd like someone to call me "ma'am"...without following it with, "you're making a scene."

I get called ma'am, but it's cause I'm old! :(

[DIYWMD]

If you could use water and not get in trouble, treat yourself and make it boiling oil.

[MammaLysha]

If you could use water and not get in trouble, treat yourself and make it boiling oil.

I would pay to watch that.

[Casey]

I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.

Just once or maybe just once a day..?

[Ruby Doe]

If you could use water and not get in trouble, treat yourself and make it boiling oil.

You think I'm some kinda monster??


Just once or maybe just once a day..?

You know me too well. Haha

[grouchybastid]

what did randy do to deserve that haha

Man, you want a list? ;)

[pinnskin]

I would pay to watch that.

I wouldn't. That happened to my sister and it was all kinds of hideous.

[red_9]

hhhhhooow much?
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/borat_cannes_2.jpg

p.s-
not exactly used in the right context but shhh. I just woke up and thought it was funny.

That's funny... I needed a laugh. Today didn't go well and had to stifle the urge to sodomize someone with a fist full of rusty corncob holders.

[Diana E]

Grab someone by the hair on both sides of their stupid little head and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!!! YOU...FUCKING...RETARD!" Uh!! Sweet, delicious, satisfaction!

[STApressBaldy]

I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.

I had a friend tell me that "someone", around a group campfire, tossed in a can of beans... Lets just say, he didn't feel the urgency to fess up to it while hot, molten bacon beans were exploding onto peoples faces...