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Ruby Doe
01-14-2010, 09:15 PM
I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.
Clockwork
01-14-2010, 09:26 PM
I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.
I almost did that once.
I was living in a camper and boiling water for KD.
Friend of mine bangs on the door and says the boyfriend of a girl I had just spent the night with is coming to kill me.
I waited behind the door with the pot ready but he never showed up.
And yes I realize that sounded really white trash.
J_BCS
01-14-2010, 09:26 PM
Just once can't we find a way to finally make it right
Make the magic last for more than just one night
I know we can break through it
If we could just get to it
Just once
Bruiser
01-14-2010, 10:03 PM
I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.
And I would like you to be able to... several times over actually... I'd even volunteer some people...
HCMike
01-14-2010, 10:55 PM
I think about that every day, except with coffee.
Ruby Doe
01-14-2010, 10:58 PM
And I would like you to be able to... several times over actually... I'd even volunteer some people...
Excellent.
CutieVonCupcake
01-15-2010, 01:43 AM
Excellent.
I feel the same way! Dumb girls.
red_9
01-15-2010, 06:29 AM
Really? I have to pay women to do that to me.
j/k
Chicagogirl773
01-15-2010, 08:02 AM
Really? I have to pay women to do that to me.
j/k
hhhhhooow much?
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/borat_cannes_2.jpg
p.s-
not exactly used in the right context but shhh. I just woke up and thought it was funny.
NJ HATEXEDGE
01-15-2010, 11:53 AM
I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.
what did randy do to deserve that haha
MazelTovCocktail
01-15-2010, 12:20 PM
just once, i'd like someone to call me "ma'am"...without following it with, "you're making a scene."
deadskin
01-15-2010, 01:04 PM
just once, i'd like someone to call me "ma'am"...without following it with, "you're making a scene."
Ma'am please stop making a scean. There are people trying to sleep.
CutieVonCupcake
01-15-2010, 01:07 PM
just once, i'd like someone to call me "ma'am"...without following it with, "you're making a scene."
I get called ma'am, but it's cause I'm old! :(
DIYWMD
01-15-2010, 03:23 PM
If you could use water and not get in trouble, treat yourself and make it boiling oil.
MammaLysha
01-15-2010, 05:10 PM
If you could use water and not get in trouble, treat yourself and make it boiling oil.
I would pay to watch that.
Casey
01-15-2010, 05:19 PM
I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.
Just once or maybe just once a day..?
Ruby Doe
01-15-2010, 05:22 PM
If you could use water and not get in trouble, treat yourself and make it boiling oil.
You think I'm some kinda monster??
Just once or maybe just once a day..?
You know me too well. Haha
grouchybastid
01-15-2010, 07:36 PM
what did randy do to deserve that haha
Man, you want a list? ;)
pinnskin
01-15-2010, 07:38 PM
I would pay to watch that.
I wouldn't. That happened to my sister and it was all kinds of hideous.
red_9
01-15-2010, 08:16 PM
hhhhhooow much?
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/borat_cannes_2.jpg
p.s-
not exactly used in the right context but shhh. I just woke up and thought it was funny.
That's funny... I needed a laugh. Today didn't go well and had to stifle the urge to sodomize someone with a fist full of rusty corncob holders.
Diana E
01-15-2010, 08:31 PM
Grab someone by the hair on both sides of their stupid little head and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!!! YOU...FUCKING...RETARD!" Uh!! Sweet, delicious, satisfaction!
STApressBaldy
01-15-2010, 10:42 PM
I'd like to be able to throw a pot of boiling water on someone without getting in trouble.
I had a friend tell me that "someone", around a group campfire, tossed in a can of beans... Lets just say, he didn't feel the urgency to fess up to it while hot, molten bacon beans were exploding onto peoples faces...
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