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Casual
11-02-2006, 01:16 PM
Combining two of my favorite subjects from the Hindustan Times (http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1834271,00180016.htm) (!):

Porn star too hot for US marines!

Asian News International
New York, November 2, 2006

Men may love to watch porn star Jenna Jameson, but being her boyfriend can have certain disadvantages, as pugilist Tito Ortiz found to his chagrin when US marines dropped him as their guest of honour, fearing that he may bring Jameson along.
The porn star's boyfriend, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, was scheduled to give a speech as a guest of honor in front of 800 men in uniform at a "birthday" ball at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego on Nov. 12. But he was dropped after the Marine brass found out he was going to bring Jameson as his date.
Ortiz received an e-mail from Maj. Jason Johnston stating, "There is some serious consternation here about having your girlfriend attend our ball. Of course I, and a lot of Marines, are very excited about it, [but] many of our commanders feel it might be inappropriate for the type of event we are having.
"It is professionally embarrassing for me to have to possibly retract our invitation, especially when I am such a big fan." Ortiz and Jameson are making other plans," he added.
BigBroMC
11-02-2006, 01:37 PM
Combining two of my favorite subjects from the Hindustan Times (http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1834271,00180016.htm) (!):

in other words... the Maj. got bitchslapped from his superiors.
PUNISHER
11-02-2006, 02:55 PM
The funniest part was when they called Tito a pugilist. :rofl:
Casual
11-02-2006, 02:58 PM
The funniest part was when they called Tito a pugilist. :rofl:

You don't respect Tito's ability to throw leather?
DIYWMD
11-02-2006, 02:59 PM
You don't respect Tito's ability to throw leather?

Hahahaha, you must be one of those ex perts
Casual
11-02-2006, 03:01 PM
Hahahaha, you must be one of those ex perts

You didn't hear the sarcasm?
PUNISHER
11-02-2006, 03:03 PM
You didn't hear the sarcasm?
Yeah, I always have that problem with my posts.
DIYWMD
11-02-2006, 03:05 PM
You didn't hear the sarcasm?


I'm mad at your shoe
steelcityskin
11-02-2006, 04:04 PM
Combining two of my favorite subjects men and porn?
grouchybastid
11-02-2006, 04:35 PM
men and porn?

Hahaha! And that, ladies and gents, is how you do.
Casual
11-02-2006, 04:36 PM
men and porn?

Is it too late to say UFC and porn? :rolleyes:
LastRites
11-02-2006, 04:49 PM
hahahahahah busted!
CptnSpaulding
11-02-2006, 05:14 PM
Is it too late to say UFC and porn? :rolleyes:
Do you try to mix them together in your fantasies? Naked Tito vs. Naked Shamrock..... oooo, sexual shivers right?
Casual
11-02-2006, 05:17 PM
Do you try to mix them together in your fantasies? Naked Tito vs. Naked Shamrock..... oooo, sexual shivers right?


You tell me. You're the one who seems to have the whole fantasy scenario all planned out. Shivers? Is that tmi on your part?
Loathe
11-02-2006, 05:24 PM
You didn't hear the sarcasm?

You still here faggot?

Have some red.
Loathe
11-02-2006, 05:25 PM
Is it too late to say UFC and porn? :rolleyes:

Damn, pos repped you, fuck I hate that.

Mods?
grouchybastid
11-02-2006, 05:25 PM
Do you try to mix them together in your fantasies? Naked Tito vs. Naked Shamrock..... oooo, sexual shivers right?

Naw...Casual is more of a Cabbage Correira kinda guy.

http://www.insidefighting.com/images/photos/mma/ufc47/arlovski_cabbage_leg.jpg
King of all Buffets
11-02-2006, 05:30 PM
Damn, pos repped you, fuck I hate that.

Mods?

Maybe I can balence it out with a little red.
grouchybastid
11-02-2006, 05:33 PM
Maybe I can balence it out with a little red.

I threw in a little "balance" myself... :wink:
CptnSpaulding
11-02-2006, 06:32 PM
You tell me. You're the one who seems to have the whole fantasy scenario all planned out. Shivers? Is that tmi on your part?
so is that a yes, or no? OK, how about i throw in some KY jelly or baby oil...its up to you.... hey, its your special dream

hell, you can wear some gold chains also

edit: shit, i bet casual busted before he even finished reading
bat_girl
11-02-2006, 09:31 PM
Do you try to mix them together in your fantasies? Naked Tito vs. Naked Shamrock..... oooo, sexual shivers right?

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Naked Shamrock. Yuck!

Naked Tito ... mmmmm, OK.
Skones
11-02-2006, 09:48 PM
This only happened because the CO knew his Marines would get rip-roaring drunk, kill Tito, and gangbang Jenna.

I guarantee it...
CptnSpaulding
11-03-2006, 01:21 AM
This only happened because the CO knew his Marines would get rip-roaring drunk, kill Tito, and gangbang Jenna.

I guarantee it...
haha, i was thinking the same thing. i was like, "hundreds and hundreds of marines....Jenna Jameson...uhhhhh" how in the fuck would that work out? it would be roaring and roaring of nasty remarks, laughter, tito getting mad.....the list goes on


edit: what in the fuck is TITO doing with Jenna Jameson anyways...WTF man..is that how he roles? shit