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ABNSkin
08-18-2006, 09:24 AM
Which would be the best to shave my head with?
bacon_lettuce_tomato
08-18-2006, 09:28 AM
buy a flowbee
Blue Blood
08-18-2006, 09:28 AM
Real skins use a belt sander with 60 grit.
My god is this lame...17 more:(
ABNSkin
08-18-2006, 09:30 AM
Damn! Flowbee! Yeah I'll get one!
ghost
08-18-2006, 09:30 AM
the teeth from a dead corpse. Typically a womans corspe, cause that way once you get the teeth out........its gums all the way. :D
ABNSkin
08-18-2006, 09:31 AM
the teeth from a dead corpse. Typically a womans corspe, cause that way once you get the teeth out........its gums all the way. :D
Oh THAT head shaving!
ghost
08-18-2006, 09:32 AM
Oh THAT head shaving!
Is there another head to be shaved?
ABNSkin
08-18-2006, 09:34 AM
Is there another head to be shaved?
Technically yes there is the actual head shaving and the metaphorically speaking "Head Shave"
PapaSkin
08-18-2006, 09:42 AM
man, post padding sucks lol
ghost
08-18-2006, 09:43 AM
man, post padding sucks lol
yeah it does.
Argyleskin
08-18-2006, 09:50 AM
As I said before..
A true skinhead is so mean, so tough, so intimidating that he/she need only yell at their hair folicles until they fall out enough to suit them.
I have mastered an ancient Chinese approach to hair yelling. It's called Long Duck Mother Fucking hair be gone.
It works, my hair has never looked better, stayed in line nicer and my suss levels....roof top baby!
Mommys_lil_Chola
08-18-2006, 09:51 AM
Only pussy's shave, real skinheads pluck.
BRFC hooligan
08-18-2006, 09:52 AM
wax your head.
Blue Blood
08-18-2006, 09:52 AM
Only pussy's shave, real skinheads pluck.
You know,if you read that fast....:D
bacon_lettuce_tomato
08-18-2006, 11:07 AM
Technically yes there is the actual head shaving and the metaphorically speaking "Head Shave"
ew, you got hair on your fire helmet? freak!!
siobahn
08-18-2006, 11:08 AM
wax your head.you're still waxing? i got electrolysis years ago...
Nupe_SouthSide
08-18-2006, 11:37 AM
buy a flowbee
BOO vacuum hair cutter attachments.....
HOORAY BEER
Billy Klubb
08-18-2006, 03:37 PM
screw all that. I use Hydrochloric acid. it stings a bit though.
Dawgnuts
08-18-2006, 03:38 PM
Fuck that, I just cut my head off! Oi!
ajdckc
08-18-2006, 03:40 PM
laser hair removal :eek:
Dawgnuts
08-18-2006, 03:41 PM
20 fuckin posts! Let me out massah!
I think thats a record. It took me 7.5 minutes.
Dawgnuts
08-18-2006, 03:44 PM
look at little dawgy nuts...a fresh cut..
Hell yea im a freshcut. So what. I just want out!
Loathe
08-18-2006, 04:04 PM
Only pussy's shave, real skinheads pluck.
Seriously, fuck that shit hard.
Wife got me to pluck my god damned eyebrows in a drunken stupor one fine evening, and that shit hurt like hell.
Damn, I'm glad I'm a guy.
TooLazyForAName
08-18-2006, 10:38 PM
I personally prefer having a friend do it by using throwing knives...thats just me though...If you dont want that then use the yelling method...
munnsie
08-20-2006, 06:43 PM
All 3 of them
EastBankHooligan
08-20-2006, 06:59 PM
As I said before..
A true skinhead is so mean, so tough, so intimidating that he/she need only yell at their hair folicles until they fall out enough to suit them.
I have mastered an ancient Chinese approach to hair yelling. It's called Long Duck Mother Fucking hair be gone.
It works, my hair has never looked better, stayed in line nicer and my suss levels....roof top baby!
From the looks of your head, it don't work too damn well. Now, me and Nupe on the other hand. Well, the circle shall be unbroken.
Argyleskin
08-20-2006, 07:18 PM
From the looks of your head, it don't work too damn well. Now, me and Nupe on the other hand. Well, the circle shall be unbroken.
Dude...your going bald. BIG difference between yelling at hair and it falling out and waking up with hair covering your face that used to be on your head but fell out on it's own.
Do you cry when it receeds more?
:)
(I'm running..I'm getting in a fast car and driving quickly away from you...it's going to hurt...you wll leave marks...)
EastBankHooligan
08-20-2006, 10:24 PM
Heh, if you only knew the truth. (You can't handle the truth!) But i am bound by the sacred laws of God chosen skins to never reveal the secrets. I can tell you this, making fun of the bald is the first step and revelation of the secrets of the order upon women is not considered a blessing or something to be taken lightly. Just think, do you REALLY want to be a part of our order?
tousunis
08-20-2006, 10:28 PM
wax your head.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iGT79l8wV-E
doc marten soul
08-20-2006, 11:02 PM
Shit, I was born bald.
Blood Red Eagle
08-20-2006, 11:03 PM
Which would be the best to shave my head with?
lawnmower. make sure its set to 0 though. for the close shave
terrormachine
08-20-2006, 11:10 PM
lawnmower. make sure its set to 0 though. for the close shave
I'm glad you're back....since your my new skinhead rock God!!!
HammerHeart
08-21-2006, 02:13 AM
As I said before..
A true skinhead is so mean, so tough, so intimidating that he/she need only yell at their hair folicles until they fall out enough to suit them.
I have mastered an ancient Chinese approach to hair yelling. It's called Long Duck Mother Fucking hair be gone.
It works, my hair has never looked better, stayed in line nicer and my suss levels....roof top baby!
I don't believe you.
Argyleskin
08-21-2006, 02:33 AM
I don't believe you.
I can't believe it's not butter.
HammerHeart
08-21-2006, 02:34 AM
I can't believe it's not butter.
Less fat and half the calories.
Argyleskin
08-21-2006, 02:36 AM
Less fat and half the calories.
Sheds spread country crock...
A crock of shit with fucked up commercials!
HammerHeart
08-21-2006, 02:41 AM
Sheds spread country crock...
A crock of shit with fucked up commercials!
Now in new churn-style..
Loathe
08-21-2006, 08:12 AM
I can't believe it's nut butter.
hmmm, is that so?
TheBeerBaron
08-21-2006, 11:29 AM
post #20.
EastBankHooligan
08-21-2006, 05:05 PM
Now in new churn-style..
Spreadable even.
SouthSide Eric
08-21-2006, 07:59 PM
BOO vacuum hair cutter attachments.....
HOORAY BEER
Bah, that one's not as good as the BOO creepy foot doctor one(that's actually the Doctor, so watch your feet around him)!!
Eek-a-Will
08-21-2006, 08:09 PM
Which would be the best to shave my head with?
the razor cept some killer razor burns
Blood Red Eagle
08-21-2006, 08:11 PM
I'm glad you're back....since your my new skinhead rock God!!!
thanking you sir.
finally the recognition i deserve, atleast after the marble statues are built..
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