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Dutch Raven
08-21-2006, 09:01 PM
if you could do this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocunnilingus
sevenatenine
08-21-2006, 10:32 PM
No wonder everyone is starting to get into doing Yoga
boozed_n_bruised
08-21-2006, 11:26 PM
the artist's impression is rather disturbing.
AttitudeSkin
08-21-2006, 11:31 PM
It'd be great if you could do that, because then I wouldn't have to.
boozed_n_bruised
08-21-2006, 11:32 PM
you don't HAVE to anyway.
AttitudeSkin
08-21-2006, 11:34 PM
you don't HAVE to anyway.
Absolutely true.

Also absolutely true: If you won't, she'll find someone else who will.
boozed_n_bruised
08-21-2006, 11:36 PM
true. but then you find somebody who doesn't care. if a guy doesn't like doing it i don't ask. what really bothers me though is the girls that think they're above giving head but still expect to get it.
Bruiser
08-21-2006, 11:36 PM
Absolutely true.

Also absolutely true: If you won't, she'll find someone else who will.

not true, some women don't like it and not all guys are any good at it

no wonder women try to do it themselves
AttitudeSkin
08-21-2006, 11:39 PM
not true, some women don't like it and not all guys are any good at it

no wonder women try to do it themselves
There are exceptions to every rule.

And I don't think you have a vagina.

Just kidding.
Diana E
08-21-2006, 11:40 PM
Stop yer kabitchin.. the real question here is would you do it if you could?
Bruiser
08-21-2006, 11:42 PM
There are exceptions to every rule.

And I don't think you have a vagina.

Just kidding.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or shake my fist...

not all guys like head...
there's gotta be at least one out there
AttitudeSkin
08-21-2006, 11:42 PM
Stop yer kabitchin.. the real question here is would you do it if you could?
The same women that have spent enough money to put the Brady Bunch through college on vibrators are the same ones who will deny wanting to be able to do this.
Bruiser
08-21-2006, 11:42 PM
Stop yer kabitchin.. the real question here is would you do it if you could?

hell no, I got toys that work twice as good
boozed_n_bruised
08-21-2006, 11:43 PM
i don't think i would like said talent.
AttitudeSkin
08-21-2006, 11:44 PM
hell no, I got toys that work twice as good
Told you.
Diana E
08-21-2006, 11:45 PM
The same women that have spent enough money to put the Brady Bunch through college on vibrators are the same ones who will deny wanting to be able to do this.

Hahahaha you're absolutely right.... and that is another reason why hell yeah, i'd do it!
Bruiser
08-21-2006, 11:46 PM
Told you.

I spend no money on toys, it's all product testing
AttitudeSkin
08-21-2006, 11:47 PM
I spend no money on toys, it's all product testing
You're fake dong lab rat. I don't know if that's really cool or really scary.
Bruiser
08-21-2006, 11:49 PM
You're fake dong lab rat. I don't know if that's really cool or really scary.

no no, I manage a porn store and am the only girl,

but trying out sex toys as a job sounds awesome
AttitudeSkin
08-21-2006, 11:52 PM
no no, I manage a porn store and am the only girl,

but trying out sex toys as a job sounds awesome
That explains your username.... :D
Bruiser
08-21-2006, 11:54 PM
That explains your username.... :D

how so?
PromoteChaos
08-22-2006, 04:32 AM
The same women that have spent enough money to put the Brady Bunch through college on vibrators.

Leave me outta this!


I wouldn't do it. The thought of it is gross. I would think you'd have to be a lesbo to possibly even want to.
Dutch Raven
08-22-2006, 10:50 AM
I wouldn't do it. The thought of it is gross. I would think you'd have to be a lesbo to possibly even want to.

Do you have to be a lesbian to masturbate?
CptnSpaulding
08-22-2006, 11:04 AM
not true, some women don't like it and not all guys are any good at it

no wonder women try to do it themselves
yup, and the other way around
PromoteChaos
08-22-2006, 04:47 PM
Do you have to be a lesbian to masturbate?

Hell no! :rolleyes:

Like I said the thought of licking a snatch is nasty. If I was into licking snatches than I might possibly have different feelings about it.
Dutch Raven
08-22-2006, 04:48 PM
Hell no! :rolleyes:

Like I said the thought of licking a snatch is nasty. If I was into licking snatches than I might possibly have different feelings about it.

Nobody ever put his finger-fingers in your mouth?

Most of the girls I did that with seem to enjoy the taste. :p
Mommys_lil_Chola
08-22-2006, 04:50 PM
i don't think i would like said talent.

Same here, there's just something about vagina juices in my mouth that i'm not into.
bacon_lettuce_tomato
08-22-2006, 04:55 PM
Yall are crazy. I loooove eatin puss. Goddamn, I gotta find me some puss to eat right now.
OiMommy!
08-22-2006, 05:00 PM
if you could do this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocunnilingus
Umm....no.
Using my own hands is one thing but my OWN mouth??? I'll pass........I mean Im not that HARD up.....
Ive heard of guys who can "auto" themselves...apparently you need to be on the the bottom of a bunkbed!!!
Dutch Raven
08-22-2006, 05:00 PM
Yall are crazy. I loooove eatin puss. Goddamn, I gotta find me some puss to eat right now.

Damn man, pussy tastes better than beer!
CptnSpaulding
08-22-2006, 05:04 PM
Umm....no.
Using my own hands is one thing but my OWN mouth??? I'll pass........I mean Im not that HARD up.....
Ive heard of guys who can "auto" themselves...apparently you need to be on the the bottom of a bunkbed!!!
haha. i have probably had two conversations about "if you would give a blowjob to yourself if you could". I swear so many people have said they would. Then they think there all smart and ask me, "well, you give yourself handjobs dont you?"
Mommys_lil_Chola
08-22-2006, 05:14 PM
haha. i have probably had two conversations about "if you would give a blowjob to yourself if you could". I swear so many people have said they would. Then they think there all smart and ask me, "well, you give yourself handjobs dont you?"

A guy giving himself a blowjob is freakin' gay.
CptnSpaulding
08-22-2006, 05:15 PM
A guy giving himself a blowjob is freakin' gay.
thank you
Dutch Raven
08-22-2006, 05:16 PM
A guy giving himself a blowjob is freakin' gay.

http://www.solosuck.com/aepixpage/otpixdir/AlEingangOT1.mov

Seriously: where WikiPedia sends you...
Argyleskin
08-22-2006, 05:23 PM
A guy giving himself a blowjob is freakin' gay.

Agree. Nothing says "I don't love you" like finding out your guy licks his own Tootsie Pop. Bleh.

I gotta say this, thank god for men who aren't built like women. A few of us know our husbands/boyfriends could never bend in such fashion (even though we KNOW they wouldn't try) and therefore needn't worry.

Again it all goes back to the emo skinny girl pants wearers...they are the autofelatio givers..sick fucks! Hahaha