How to tell if you're drinking a girly drink.

[AttitudeSkin]

If your drink came with an umbrella, a straw, or is any color other than amber, black, Brown, orange, or clear, you're drinking a bitch drink. And yes, this applies to shots, too.

Unless you're a famous rapper, incredible hulks are bitch drinks.

At last call, certain bitch drinks are permissable, especially in establishments that don't serve pitchers at last call. These bitch drinks must contain enough hard booze in them to make leaving the bar nearly impossible.

[Billy Klubb]

I personally think that if they don't know what a bitch drink is, they shouldn't be in the bar in the first place.

[Dutch Raven]

I couldn't care less what anybody thinks about my drinks.
I prefer beer and then vodka-orange or screwdrivers (how Oi!) if you will.

I just want drinks that taste good, make me puke, fall of my chair and fat girls cute. If it's red, I'll drink it. If it's purple, I'll drink it. Hell, if it's pink, I'll drink it!

[Blood Red Eagle]

I couldn't care less what anybody thinks about my drinks.
I prefer beer and then vodka-orange or screwdrivers (how Oi!) if you will.

I just want drinks that taste good and make me puke, fall of my chair and fat girls cute. If it's red, I'll drink it. If it's purple, I'll drink it. Hell, if it's pink, I'll drink it!

yeah at the pub i live on Black Beer... but i'm with raven, its all about getting hammered, really really hammered..

[Dutch Raven]

yeah at the pub i live on Black Beer... but i'm with raven, its all about getting hammered, really really hammered..

There's this one vodka brand that makes their stuff taste like Italian icecream. I'll look up the name.
It's fucking tasty and even comes in all kinds of bright and gay coulors! :)

[Diana E]

You can always tell when you're drinking a girly drink by that vagina between your legs.

[Billy Klubb]

yeah at the pub i live on Black Beer... but i'm with raven, its all about getting hammered, really really hammered..
getting hammered aside, one should know that a "Pink Squirrel" is not a manly drink when they order it.

[ghost]

It is about geting hammerd. But alot of juice has way to much sugar in it. So drinking to much of that shit will make me puke. Ill take a beer anyday, but if its the ol hard booze id much rather take it as a shot with a beer chaser. Now for a good shot though. Should turn green when fineshed.

In a mixer:

bacardi silver rum
barcadi 151 (clear)
Blue Curacao
OJ

Will make about 6 shots or more. A couple of those will have the ladies hammerd real quick, plus it tastes great.

[oldcrow]

You can always tell when you're drinking a girly drink by that vagina between your legs.
please....show some decorum would ya?

[Diana E]

please....show some decorum would ya?


I did.. I didn't say cunt did I??

[oldcrow]

I did.. I didn't say cunt did I??
hahahahahha....fuckin weirdo

[dkmhobbit]

Yeah, I stay away from much other than beer or straight vodka, but I do have to say that those Smirnoff twisted things are pretty damn tasty. My in-laws keep a steady supply of them. I ain't too proud to drink 'em.

[Blood Red Eagle]

getting hammered aside, one should know that a "Pink Squirrel" is not a manly drink when they order it.

well yeah i dont buy that shit myself, the old black beer isn't usually the aquired taste of the lady folk, but i wont knock back a Vodka and (insert some fizzy shit like pineapple here)

i used to make alot of cocktails for my missus and her mates..... peach surpises and shit. ok ok and for me too..

[Tokyohoon]

If your drink came with an umbrella, a straw, or is any color other than amber, black, orange, or clear, you're drinking a bitch drink. And yes, this applies to shots, too.

Unless you're a famous rapper, incredible hulks are bitch drinks.

At last call, certain bitch drinks are permissable, especially in establishments that don't serve pitchers at last call. These bitch drinks must contain enough hard booze in them to make leaving the bar nearly impossible.

Hmm... I beg to differ.

First off, you left out brown and red, negating a lot of good beers and some great liquor.

Second: A pint and a half Long Island Iced Tea is not a bitch drink, but it usually does come with a straw. It only becomes a bitch drink when you USE the straw.

Third: Any drink ceases to become a bitch drink when you've had 20 of them and are ordering another.

[Blood Red Eagle]

back on the subject of shots being girl.. what about jagermeister? there's nothing girly about Jagermeister or someone drunk on jager... ha ha
i gave my mate his first jager shot the other day for his b'day, after he finnished coughing he asked me do i seriously drink this shit? aint nothing serious after drinking jager, except when the police get involved..

[Skingirlsteady]

I love girly drinks...I hate beer. Mostly i just do shots though.

[Dutch Raven]

Mostly i just do shots though.

Erotic ones?

[Skingirlsteady]

Erotic ones?

Yeah I go for a full-out nude photo shoot at whatever bar I'm in and do erotic poses and take erotic shots..... :rolleyes:


hahahahhaa you silly dutchman!

[boozed_n_bruised]

neither a hatred for beer nor the possession of a vagina are valid excuses for horrible taste. i happen to hate beer and have a vagina, but i still have never resorted to ordering some sugared up frothy pink shit with a tiny umbrella just so i could drink. if you can't stomach a drink without the sugar content of a flat of pop then maybe you shouldn't drink.

[Dutch Raven]

You underestimate the strong stomach you need for ultra-sweet drinks.
That shit makes you sick in no-time!

[Diana E]

well yeah i dont buy that shit myself, the old black beer isn't usually the aquired taste of the lady folk, but i wont knock back a Vodka and (insert some fizzy shit like pineapple here)

i used to make alot of cocktails for my missus and her mates..... peach surpises and shit. ok ok and for me too..

I love me some black beer.. black men on the other hand....

[oldcrow]

I love me some black beer.. black men on the other hand....





racist...

[Blood Red Eagle]

I love me some black beer..





my hats off to you. black beer is the shit.

[Diana E]

racist...


Yeah... i'm a pretty big one.

[Bruiser]

my hats off to you. black beer is the shit.

yes, black beer deffinately gives you the shits

[oldcrow]

Yeah... i'm a pretty big one.
your secret is safe with me ma'am.

[Dawgnuts]

Clearly, you've never had a Man Man. If somebody called me a bitch in a bar after 12 of those, i'd punch your head off your neck.


Pint glass, ice, fill halfway with kettle one, add soda water, splash cranberry and a lime.

Drink it like a man,...man.

[Mike]

Clearly, you've never had a Man Man. If somebody called me a bitch in a bar after 12 of those, i'd punch your head off your neck.


Pint glass, ice, fill halfway with kettle one, add soda water, splash cranberry and a lime.

Drink it like a man,...man.

I've gone nearly blind drinking Kettle One and fucking Cranberries, all I know is they didn't seem like goddamn girly drinks to me...

[Dawgnuts]

I've gone nearly blind drinking Kettle One and fucking Cranberries, all I know is they didn't seem like goddamn girly drinks to me...


Right. You'll be sitting drinkin them and drinkin them then wham, your drunk and ready to punch someone in the ear. I love them things.

[Paul von Rotten]

Ketel one is for professional drinkers only. I prefer a Ketel one gimlet. two parts vodka, one part lime juice on the rocks. kicks your liver in the nuts.

[boozed_n_bruised]

i've got wide hips as it is. i don't need them to get even wider because of too many girly drinks.

[AttitudeSkin]

Sugary drinks also give the worst fucking hangovers.

[boozed_n_bruised]

i found that i either had extremely mild hangovers or none at all after i stopped mixing my drinks.

[Dawgnuts]

There is hardley ANY sugar in a Man Man. Im talkin a serious splash to where it is rose color.

[AttitudeSkin]

Why would you put anything called a "Man Man" in your mouth.

Dude, I'm wondering about you more and more...

[Diana E]

Another way to tell if you're having a girly drink is if you have to explain it thru 20 friggin posts.

[AttitudeSkin]

Another way to tell if you're having a girly drink is if you have to explain it thru 20 friggin posts.
I explained it on the first one. Other people have expounded upon that original premise.

[boozed_n_bruised]

girly drinks = bad

the end.

[Diana E]

I explained it on the first one. Other people have expounded upon that original premise.

No need to get insecure.. i wasn't talking about anyone in specific hehe

[BRFC hooligan]

is any color other than amber, black, Brown, orange, or clear, you're drinking a bitch drink.

so alot of whiskey, PBR, and bud heavy are bitch drinks?

this thread sucks.

[boozed_n_bruised]

bud heavy sounds like gay porn...

[CptnSpaulding]

shit, i love white russians...come on, the Big Lebowski....the Big Lewbowski


...anybody ever heard of an Irish Trash can?

[LostinKS]

what...the hell...is a manman....

[Billy Klubb]

so alot of whiskey, PBR, and bud heavy are bitch drinks?

this thread sucks.
bud heavy is a bitch drink.

[Dutch Raven]

Ketel one is for professional drinkers only.

You are talking about this Ketel 1, I assume: http://www.ketel1.nl ?

Jenever is OK. It's an old man's drink here, except when you mix it in with Fanta. Then it's called a 'Straaljager' or 'Fighter Jet'.

[bacon_lettuce_tomato]

We used to have a drink at the bar we used to go to called an FC (or a Freddy, because he was the one that got everybody hooked on them). In theory, the FC was just a redbull and vodka with a splash of pineapple juice. In reality, the FC was a beer mug filled more than halfway with vodka and the rest was half redbull (or whatever cheap knockoff energy drink the Walnut Inn had) and half pineapple juice. If you had two or three of those, you werent going anywhere for a while.

[Dutch Raven]

Red vodka - Red Bull is very popular over here.
I like vodka - Red Bull: fuck the weak red stuff!

But I'd rather buy a 4 euro bottle of vodka and a 3 euro bottle of energy drink than pay 7 euro for one glass in a bar!

[Billy Klubb]

brought it back. almost 2 years. I think it's important for the newbs on the site to understand howe to tell iff they're pussies or not.

[AttitudeSkin]

brought it back. almost 2 years. I think it's important for the newbs on the site to understand howe to tell iff they're pussies or not.
It generally goes without saying: THEY ARE.

[sweet tooth]

back on the subject of shots being girl.. what about jagermeister? there's nothing girly about Jagermeister or someone drunk on jager... ha ha
i gave my mate his first jager shot the other day for his b'day, after he finnished coughing he asked me do i seriously drink this shit? aint nothing serious after drinking jager, except when the police get involved..
mmmmmm mothers milk...

[sweet tooth]

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[Billy Klubb]

It generally goes without saying: THEY ARE.good point, but I was going for "if what they are drinking".

[Diana E]

brought it back. almost 2 years. I think it's important for the newbs on the site to understand howe to tell iff they're pussies or not.

I was on a rampage until i saw it was you who brought it back.


Pass.

[Blood Red Eagle]

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i am banned from drinking jager.
i'm actually alot nicer and never shut the fuck up when i drink, but bad bad things happen when i get jager.

[sweet tooth]

i am banned from drinking jager.
i'm actually alot nicer and never shut the fuck up when i drink, but bad bad things happen when i get jager.
that sucks, I like to call it bimbojuice!

[Dutch Raven]

i am banned from drinking jager.
i'm actually alot nicer and never shut the fuck up when i drink, but bad bad things happen when i get jager.

I banned myself from having it after last weekend.

[TxDevil]

I banned myself from having it after last weekend.

Yea, right. As much as you love that stuff - I sincerely doubt it. I've got back on it after years of being off the stuff. I think I handle it better than I used to. Which can be a good/bad thing, I guess. I prefer Tuaca, though.

[HateCityHooligan]

Real men drink with a foley cath in so they won't miss anything at the bar.
White russians and long islands are not bitch drinks, they're delicious.

[Billy Klubb]

Real men drink with a foley cath in so they won't miss anything at the bar.
White russians and long islands are not bitch drinks, they're delicious.pick up some decent whiskey.