man city help

[SWIFTY]

i dont follow football but i need to know who man city are playing in there next three matchs

[pxscooterskin]

20 Aug 16:00 FA Premier League Chelsea A

23 Aug 19:45 FA Premier League Portsmouth H

26 Aug 17:15 FA Premier League Arsenal H

[SWIFTY]

20 Aug 16:00 FA Premier League Chelsea A

23 Aug 19:45 FA Premier League Portsmouth H

26 Aug 17:15 FA Premier League Arsenal H

cheers......... i put a £20 bet on yesterday with my mate that city would not win any of there next three matches, a draw dont count , must be a win

[pxscooterskin]

11 Sep 20:00 FA Premier League Reading A

Sorry mate, they played Chelsea and lost, 3 - 0

So you got Arsenal, Portsmouth and Reading. Mmm...

[SWIFTY]

11 Sep 20:00 FA Premier League Reading A

Sorry mate, they played Chelsea and lost, 3 - 0

So you got Arsenal, Portsmouth and Reading. Mmm...

yeah saw the chelsa match

so you think it was a silly bet

[pxscooterskin]

There's better informed than me on here but, not a silly bet.

[King of all Buffets]

A new teacher starts her first day at a school in South London. To get on with the kids she tells them a little about herself. She tells the class she supports Manchester United then asks how many of the pupils support Man Utd. Every pupil puts their hand up except one.

"Why don't you support Man Utd" asks the teacher.
"Coz I'm a Palace fan." replies the kid.
"But why are you a Palace fan?"
"Coz my Dad is, my mum is and our family always has been."

"Well" says the teacher "You don't have to follow your parents and do everything they do. What if your parents were c*nts, what would that make you ?"

The kid replies "A Man Utd fan!"

[valleysjo]

A new teacher starts her first day at a school in South London. To get on with the kids she tells them a little about herself. She tells the class she supports Manchester United then asks how many of the pupils support Man Utd. Every pupil puts their hand up except one.

"Why don't you support Man Utd" asks the teacher.
"Coz I'm a Palace fan." replies the kid.
"But why are you a Palace fan?"
"Coz my Dad is, my mum is and our family always has been."

"Well" says the teacher "You don't have to follow your parents and do everything they do. What if your parents were c*nts, what would that make you ?"

The kid replies "A Man Utd fan!"

Class mate, sheer class!:D

[SWIFTY]

A new teacher starts her first day at a school in South London. To get on with the kids she tells them a little about herself. She tells the class she supports Manchester United then asks how many of the pupils support Man Utd. Every pupil puts their hand up except one.

"Why don't you support Man Utd" asks the teacher.
"Coz I'm a Palace fan." replies the kid.
"But why are you a Palace fan?"
"Coz my Dad is, my mum is and our family always has been."

"Well" says the teacher "You don't have to follow your parents and do everything they do. What if your parents were c*nts, what would that make you ?"

The kid replies "A Man Utd fan!"
are you not a city surporter

[King of all Buffets]

are you not a city surporter

I sure am.....I must have a soft spot for mediocraty :D

[WH Jay]

yeah saw the chelsa match

so you think it was a silly bet

I reckon the only one to worry about is the Reading one but you still got a good chance...

[SWIFTY]

I reckon the only one to worry about is the Reading one but you still got a good chance...
sound lets hope so

[SWIFTY]

did city loose last night?

[WH Jay]

Nil nil mate....
One down two to go...

[SWIFTY]

Nil nil mate....
One down two to go...
nice one there not going to win on sat, im not sure aboout reading are they much crap

[King of all Buffets]

If City doesnt beat Reading then I forsee another shitty season....goddamitt I thought Stuart Pierce would really turn this team around.

[WH Jay]

nice one there not going to win on sat, im not sure aboout reading are they much crap

They never been in the top division before and they won one and lost one so far so it'll be touch and go but I think Reading are at home so they'll have the advantage...

[E4 jon]

You can get 9/2 on Man City beating Arsenal this Saturday. The bookies are quite rightly only miserly on Arsenal winning at 8/13. I think you've got that one in the bag Swifts, unless City do a 'Middlesborough' on it.

Recent history between the two is:

2000 Arsenal 5-0 City
2001 City 0-4 Arsenal
2002 Arsenal 2-1 City
2003 City 1-5 Arsenal
2004 Arsenal 2-1 City
2004 City 0-1 Arsenal
2004 City 1-2 Arsenal (Carling Cup)
2005 Arsenal 1-1 City
2005 Arsenal 1-0 City

From the league games, City managed only 1 point from a possible 24. I can't see that improving this time around. Your £20 seems ok for the moment Swifto!

[E4 jon]

Oh and if you believe in history repeating itself - for Arsenal to win 5-0 or 5-1 you can get 80/1. Might have a Lady Godivas worth myself.

[SWIFTY]

Oh and if you believe in history repeating itself - for Arsenal to win 5-0 or 5-1 you can get 80/1. Might have a Lady Godivas worth myself.
looking good so far ha ha

[SWIFTY]

You can get 9/2 on Man City beating Arsenal this Saturday. The bookies are quite rightly only miserly on Arsenal winning at 8/13. I think you've got that one in the bag Swifts, unless City do a 'Middlesborough' on it.

Recent history between the two is:

2000 Arsenal 5-0 City
2001 City 0-4 Arsenal
2002 Arsenal 2-1 City
2003 City 1-5 Arsenal
2004 Arsenal 2-1 City
2004 City 0-1 Arsenal
2004 City 1-2 Arsenal (Carling Cup)
2005 Arsenal 1-1 City
2005 Arsenal 1-0 City

From the league games, City managed only 1 point from a possible 24. I can't see that improving this time around. Your £20 seems ok for the moment Swifto!
whats the chances of city witrh reading

[E4 jon]

Well Swifts. Reading are currently 10th in the Premiership form guide, Man City are 17th. Reading have scored 4 so no problems there for them, but they have conceded 4 as well. City have conceded 3, scoring only the one goal so far.

I thought Reading a tad unlucky in their 2-1 defeat at Villa yesterday (Wednesday) after taking the lead at the Holt End. They beat Middlesborough on the opening day 3-2 (2-2 at half time) and of course Middlesborough have gone on to beat Chelsea since.

City of course lost 3-0 to Chelsea on the opening day and have since drawn with fancied outsiders Portsmouth 0-0.

The figures show a mixed bag. Reading create plenty of chances but their weakness is at the back. City have yet to kick into gear, but appear to be rectifying problems in defence at the expence of making those vital chances at the other end.

My betting head would say 1-1 as a likely result. BUT -- it is early doors in the season and a pattern has yet to develop to make predictions you'd want to bet your house on. I'll stick with the score draw though.

[pxscooterskin]

Sorry mate - bad news City won 1 - 0.

[SWIFTY]

Sorry mate - bad news City won 1 - 0.
fucking bastards . came off bike last night and today loose bet, fucking these irish eyes arent smiling today

[sidcup kev]

Give us a chorus of blue moon then .............Sorry mate with the luck yer havin at the moment the last thing you need is my lack of wit !!

[SWIFTY]

Give us a chorus of blue moon then .............Sorry mate with the luck yer havin at the moment the last thing you need is my lack of wit !!
i cant belive city beat them

[sidcup kev]

Its typical of footie aint it ..............mind you if it was that predictable we'ed have all been rich on the pools years ago !!

[E4 jon]

Hahaha - the whole thing unfolded superbly, live on my new satellite system.

Sorry Swifts mate, no-one saw that curver coming.

[SWIFTY]

Hahaha - the whole thing unfolded superbly, live on my new satellite system.

Sorry Swifts mate, no-one saw that curver coming.
fucking cunts whores bastards

[King of all Buffets]

i cant belive city beat them

Excellent result, just what we need to get the momentum rolling! :biggrin:

[E4 jon]

And just the final nail in your betting coffin. Reading beat Man City last night. Oh Swifts, those Gunners are real £20 bastards.