View Full Version : SuicideGirls seem past their best-before date
PapaSkin
12-19-2006, 04:59 PM
“We are an army of 1,202 unconventionally gorgeous pin-up girls devoted to changing your idea of what makes women beautiful.” That’s according to the SuicideGirls’ Web site. But after seeing eight of their finest perform in the flesh, I have to wonder what’s so punk rock about a blond Barbie giving herself a Molson shower with AC/DC blasting in the background. Yes, it’s hot, but you can catch that any night of the week at Brandi’s. From a burlesque troupe that prides itself on being an underground alternative to Baywatch beauty, it’s a little bit disappointing. The night began and ended with the aforementioned peroxide piranha, who goes by the name Reagan and is seriously no different than every girl I’ve seen work the pole at the Arch. In between her intro and standing ovation, her troupe mates kicked out their own solo routines. But Reagan was clearly the star. The token skinhead and goth chicks merely played supporting roles. The only slightly artistically bent performance was a Parisian skit that involved Mikey Manville of Vancouver’s Manvils volunteering for the role of a puppet brought to life by a miming, thong-clad vixen. The topless take on Napoleon Dynamite was good for a laugh or two. And then there was the hula-hoop dancer with the Shakira-like hip moves: as talented as she was, her recital did nothing to diminish the concert’s overall Gong Show feel. Granted, the SuicideGirls have kept to their DIY ethos (lulls between routines, budget props, and electrician’s tape across their nipples), but most of their shtick seemed dated. For instance, they dusted off their signature Reservoir Dogs vignette, in which two dancers reenact the scene where Mr. Blonde severs the ear of the kidnapped cop. The Girls were doing this two years ago; it wasn’t fresh then and it certainly isn’t now. Another sign that the SGs aren’t as cutting-edge as they were when they exploded on the Net five years ago is the crowd they draw. While we waited for them to hit the stage, a no-neck in the back shouted, “Bring these bitches out.” Nice—if you’re in gyno row at the No. 5, but it doesn’t exactly jibe with all the young-women-empowering-themselves twaddle that the SuicideGirls base their reputation on. And musically, the SGs seem to draw most of their inspiration from television: there was a number set to the Driving Force theme song, and another created around the Rinôçérôse tune made famous by an iPod commercial. But perhaps the biggest letdown was the grand finale. There was a time when the SGs would end their show with a sticky-sweet whipped-cream-and-chocolate-sauce fight. All we got this time was some Silly String shot out in every direction. The innuendo was clear, but they might want to consider trading in their party favours for some updated choreography and back-to-basics punk-rock nastiness.
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you know, i always hear of this "skingirl" on suicide girls but never knew who she was. to this day i still don't know who she is. i don't feel like scrolling through 45 pages trying to find her. somebody link her profile. i have more fun going through razordolls and burning angel.
BoobsNBoots
12-21-2006, 03:55 AM
I think God'sGirls are prettier.
Weasel
12-21-2006, 05:01 AM
i just don't get it at all. lots of my buddies straight up worship SG. the single ones. go get some real ass for christs sake...
who is this skingirl on suidicegirls???
I'm a member of the SG site. I'm mostly tired of it. Most of the models are boring and unoriginal, but some are still very hot.
I have never been interested in those live SG shows. They seem to get bad reviews from everyone.
I used to hang out with the Montreal SG models and members. I met my current gf because she was the flatmate of one of the models, so it's not all bad.
but the question remains, who is this skingirl on suicide girls???
Maybe Papaskin meant this one, she is on the live tour.
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Shera/
she's a skingirl??? could've fooled me. shit we got skinheads with ponytails in this forum so fuck...
she's a skingirl??? could've fooled me. shit we got skinheads with ponytails in this forum so fuck...
I think she just looked like one on the stage when he saw her.
mplskin
12-22-2006, 04:52 AM
OK, joined it to find the "skin girl" a few months ago on the on month thing.....ended up charging my card 4 times before they stopped, wasnt worth it, never found her...really dont think its worth it
SouthSideMartin
12-22-2006, 10:30 AM
but the question remains, who is this skingirl on suicide girls???
this is the only one I could find and she's from another country...
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Zora/
Knucks
12-22-2006, 10:35 AM
this is the only one I could find and she's from another country...
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Zora/ (http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Zora/)
That's one busted fuckin haircut right there...
And she call that monstrosity a feathercut?
Ughhh....:anim_banghead:
this is the only one I could find and she's from another country...
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Zora/ (http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Zora/)
i'd tap that. 2 TIMES!!!
weknowhowtolive
12-22-2006, 01:16 PM
Maybe Papaskin meant this one, she is on the live tour.
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Shera/What the fuck? That cant be it.
She looks like the kinda chick you gotta punch in the face a few times before she'll give head.
Chicago Red
12-22-2006, 05:22 PM
I think God'sGirls are prettier.
See, I was sitting here thinking that God's Girls are too skinny for my taste...where's the curves I ask?!?!
BoobsNBoots
12-22-2006, 05:44 PM
See, I was sitting here thinking that God's Girls are too skinny for my taste...where's the curves I ask?!?!
Dahlia I believe her name is...she's got gorgeous curves.
I think God'sGirls are prettier.
There's only 100 of them including some former Suicide girls. They are a bit more selective maybe.
SG has nearly 1300 girls and a lot of average looking girls get accepted. If you narrow it down to 100 girls, you'll get best ones.
Dahlia I believe her name is...she's got gorgeous curves.
this one seems curvy too:
http://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_07.jpghttp://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_08.jpghttp://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_09.jpg
yeah joanna angel fingered dahlias butthole.
BoobsNBoots
12-22-2006, 06:19 PM
this one seems curvy too:
http://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_07.jpghttp://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_08.jpghttp://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_09.jpg
That is her sweetheart. She's fucking gorgeous and I have a straight crush on her. I'd totally do her if I were into chicks though.
Chicago Red
12-22-2006, 06:29 PM
this one seems curvy too:
http://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_07.jpghttp://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_08.jpghttp://www.godsgirls.com/images/header/main32_09.jpg
Yes, I see what you mean!
Chicago Red
12-22-2006, 06:31 PM
That is her sweetheart. She's fucking gorgeous and I have a straight crush on her. I'd totally do her if I were into chicks though.
I just want to take a moment to say just how fucking much I love my country!!! God bless the United States!
weknowhowtolive
12-22-2006, 06:37 PM
That is her sweetheart. She's fucking gorgeous and I have a straight crush on her. I'd totally do her if I were into chicks though.coughcoughcough
BoobsNBoots
12-22-2006, 07:45 PM
coughcoughcough
Duncan, shut up.
boozed_n_bruised
12-24-2006, 03:29 AM
it's not just suicide girls. the entire burlesque pin up girl culture is past it's best before date. there seems to be a new troupe in this city every time i open the quasi alternative newspaper to see if there's any decent shows coming up.
BoobsNBoots
12-25-2006, 02:37 AM
So I recieved this PM when I woke up this morning...
You stupid racist bitch!How doare you worship the Suicide Girls.The suicide Girls are of every race and support every race.Dumbass!Go get some knowledge
Can someone tell me where I mentioned I was racist in this thread??
Anyone?
Dawgnuts
12-26-2006, 01:57 AM
it's not just suicide girls. the entire burlesque pin up girl culture is past it's best before date. there seems to be a new troupe in this city every time i open the quasi alternative newspaper to see if there's any decent shows coming up.
Right? shit is outa whack.
boozed_n_bruised
12-26-2006, 04:21 AM
So I recieved this PM when I woke up this morning...
Can someone tell me where I mentioned I was racist in this thread??
Anyone?
i'm still trying to figure out what that person was attempting to say. they sound offended by support for SG at first.
SkinnyBird
12-26-2006, 05:45 PM
It seems that a lot of the "punk" pinup/whatever girls are really just run-of-the-mill nudes wearing heavier "punk rock" eye makeup and maybe pink-streaked hair for that particular photoshoot...
It seems that a lot of the "punk" pinup/whatever girls are really just run-of-the-mill nudes wearing heavier "punk rock" eye makeup and maybe pink-streaked hair for that particular photoshoot...
I think in the past, the models felt obligated to have tattoos, piercings and colored hair to be on the site, but there are many "natural" girls now.
Knucks
12-27-2006, 12:19 PM
I think in the past, the models felt obligated to have tattoos, piercings and colored hair to be on the site, but there are many "natural" girls now.
Well yeah, but I thought it was supposed to be a site for the tattooed, green haired subculture girl type? I mean if you wanna go look at run of the mill girls then you can pick up any ol porn... how boring.
Side note:
Do they have a site for guys like that?
beer and loathing
12-27-2006, 02:20 PM
Do they have a site for guys like that?
Something like Suicide Guys? Now there's a hot gay mess!
Knucks
12-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Something like Suicide Guys? Now there's a hot gay mess!
Yeah, it'd turn into a bunch of swoopy banged faggots with tighty whiteys and whitebelts with those stupid army hats on sideways, trying to look sexy with more black eyeliner than the chicks have on.
On second thought, forget it. :rolleyes:
I need to run my own porn site with tattooed REAL men that are actually hot. Not fakeassed little boys trying desperately to convince onlookers that their balls have dropped.
terrormachine
12-27-2006, 03:31 PM
I can't believe people actually pay good money for this crap. Buth then again, I make my living off of people paying good money for crap.
beer and loathing
12-27-2006, 03:43 PM
Yeah, it'd turn into a bunch of swoopy banged faggots with tighty whiteys and whitebelts with those stupid army hats on sideways, trying to look sexy with more black eyeliner than the chicks have on.
Exactly! It'd just be bunch of homo-erotic goth fags. Kinda like the Suicide Girls (but I guess it's different cuz they have boobs).
Bruiser
12-27-2006, 04:14 PM
Well yeah, but I thought it was supposed to be a site for the tattooed, green haired subculture girl type? I mean if you wanna go look at run of the mill girls then you can pick up any ol porn... how boring.
Side note:
Do they have a site for guys like that?
there's illustrated kings or something to that effect
SkinnyBird
12-28-2006, 07:38 PM
Well yeah, but I thought it was supposed to be a site for the tattooed, green haired subculture girl type? I mean if you wanna go look at run of the mill girls then you can pick up any ol porn... how boring.
Side note:
Do they have a site for guys like that?
I think we were discussing this on the old board once...tattooed male porn stars who were, you know, NOT disgusting...
Knucks
12-28-2006, 08:56 PM
there's illustrated kings or something to that effect
Yeah, but theyre fully clothed :(
boozed_n_bruised
12-29-2006, 02:31 AM
some of the illustrated kings boys are exhibtionists, you just have to figure out which ones.
BoobsNBoots
12-29-2006, 04:10 AM
I saw these guys on the GodsGirls myspace...they are called BuddhasBoys.
Knucks
12-29-2006, 11:08 AM
I saw these guys on the GodsGirls myspace...they are called BuddhasBoys.
Yeah, but are they worth paying to look at?
Argyleskin
12-29-2006, 12:09 PM
Yeah, but are they worth paying to look at?
The only man worth paying to look at is one who can actually touch you.
Like Pack, I pay him in cookies for some sweet love. It works, I get "WhoooHooo" time and he gets "Mmm Mmm good" time.:wink:
Seriously, never understood paying for porn/pics..it's insanity to me. If you're single go find sexy men to strip for your enjoyment..shit in some cities all it takes is a 6pk of PBR and a box of Smuckers Uncrustable sandwiches. Hahaha.
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