Tokyohoon
01-20-2007, 11:46 PM
I normally would have perverted your lyrics for you, but Oi!theChosenJew beat me to it.
Thus, I shall leave you with the tale if The Discontented Malefactor
A JUDGE having sentenced a Malefactor to the penitentiary was
proceeding to point out to him the disadvantages of crime and the
profit of reformation.
"Your Honour," said the Malefactor, interrupting, "would you be
kind enough to alter my punishment to ten years in the penitentiary
and nothing else?"
"Why," said the Judge, surprised, "I have given you only three
years!"
"Yes, I know," assented the Malefactor - "three years' imprisonment
and a selection of poetry by Snake. If you please, I'd rather have ten years and nothing else."
And that ten years will be up before you'Re ever welcomed back here, bucko.
Thus, I shall leave you with the tale if The Discontented Malefactor
A JUDGE having sentenced a Malefactor to the penitentiary was
proceeding to point out to him the disadvantages of crime and the
profit of reformation.
"Your Honour," said the Malefactor, interrupting, "would you be
kind enough to alter my punishment to ten years in the penitentiary
and nothing else?"
"Why," said the Judge, surprised, "I have given you only three
years!"
"Yes, I know," assented the Malefactor - "three years' imprisonment
and a selection of poetry by Snake. If you please, I'd rather have ten years and nothing else."
And that ten years will be up before you'Re ever welcomed back here, bucko.