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suede70
08-18-2006, 01:30 PM
You know its going to be asked :)

pxscooterskin
08-18-2006, 01:31 PM
I'm sure you could probably do a few chapters yourself...

WH Jay
08-18-2006, 01:41 PM
Will it tell me what laces to wear and whereabouts my love for Slipknot and Cradle of Filth fits in to todays skinhead scene....:)
Does it also go on about American History X in detail...
14/88....
Anyone got a copy?

OiMommy!
08-18-2006, 01:43 PM
Will it tell me what laces to wear and whereabouts my love for Slipknot and Cradle of Filth fits in to todays skinhead scene....:)
Does it also go on about American History X in detail...
14/88....
Anyone got a copy?
You forgot the important part that Insane clown Posse plays in helping to perserve our white race!!
Tut!Tut!Tut!
JUGGALO14/88!!!!

london callum
08-18-2006, 03:06 PM
Will it tell me what laces to wear and whereabouts my love for Slipknot and Cradle of Filth fits in to todays skinhead scene....:)
Does it also go on about American History X in detail...
14/88....
Anyone got a copy?


If it doesn't I will be lost. I won't be a real skinhead.

terrormachine
08-18-2006, 03:09 PM
I'm really beginning to hate the "modern day" skinhead.

Blue Blood
08-18-2006, 03:17 PM
There's a skinhead scene?

london callum
08-18-2006, 03:19 PM
I'm really beginning to hate the "modern day" skinhead.



Try to remember not all new skinheads are idiots who worship the spirit of 69 and think of George Marshall as the second coming of Jesus.

Dawgnuts
08-18-2006, 03:33 PM
Kick your mom in the cunt. Oi!

Loathe
08-18-2006, 03:53 PM
I'm really beginning to hate the "modern day" skinhead.

always with the hate huh?

Billy Klubb
08-18-2006, 03:55 PM
that's what skinhead is all about.... that and cheese wheels.

PUNISHER
08-19-2006, 02:01 AM
Skin Head?:confused:

suede70
08-19-2006, 02:58 AM
I'm sure you could probably do a few chapters yourself...

Cheers mate....might be more of a laugh to get Fawad back to do it :D

Argyleskin
08-19-2006, 02:59 AM
You know its going to be asked :)
Yes the book is called
"Are you there God, it's me Margaret"

It tells the tale of a young skin coming of age. Lots of blood!

suede70
08-19-2006, 03:03 AM
Try to remember not all new skinheads are idiots who worship the spirit of 69 and think of George Marshall as the second coming of Jesus.

Ok Callum..... they dont! what is the world coming too :D

SWIFTY
08-19-2006, 05:24 AM
You know its going to be asked :)
is there any chance of a bag of glue

suede70
08-19-2006, 05:30 AM
is there any chance of a bag of glue

what to give a way with it...... and a free guide on how to bleach jeans!

SWIFTY
08-19-2006, 05:31 AM
what to give a way with it...... and a free guide on how to bleach jeans!
fuck ther free guide to the jeans.. best bag {mothers pride}

PromoteChaos
08-19-2006, 05:34 AM
Yes the book is called
"Are you there God, it's me Margaret"

It tells the tale of a young skin coming of age. Lots of blood!


Muwuhahaha! You & I are the only ones that are going to get that so far.


"Fawad, the 45 year old freshcut tells how it really is"

Argyleskin
08-19-2006, 05:39 AM
Muwuhahaha! You & I are the only ones that are going to get that so far.


"Fawad, the 45 year old freshcut tells how it really is"


Fawad quietly shuts his door and sits down on his bed. Pulling his legs in and wrapping his arms around them he closes his eyes. "Why are they so mean to me God, why can't they just accept me". Silence answers Fawad as he opens his eyes "I know why God. I know what will make them want me as part of their own." He moves to the closet and pulls out an old worn brown leather belt.Looping it quickly through the rings of his jeans he stands before his mirror admiring. "Yes God, YES! This will do it." As he looks at himself in the red braces, rolled jeans, white t-shirt and brown leather belt God finally answers Fawad. He was found with his hands rung 'round his penis, clenched teeth, and eyes rolled back. His mother found him atop a Richard Allen Skinhead book......Are you there God, it's me....Fawwwwwww *cough*....*thud*

suede70
08-19-2006, 05:43 AM
Fawad quietly shuts his door and sits down on his bed. Pulling his legs in and wrapping his arms around them he closes his eyes. "Why are they so mean to me God, why can't they just accept me". Silence answers Fawad as he opens his eyes "I know why God. I know what will make them want me as part of their own." He moves to the closet and pulls out an old worn brown leather belt.Looping it quickly through the rings of his jeans he stands before his mirror admiring. "Yes God, YES! This will do it." As he looks at himself in the red braces, rolled jeans, white t-shirt and brown leather belt God finally answers Fawad. He was found with his hands rung 'round his penis, clenched teeth, and eyes rolled back. His mother found him atop a Richard Allen Skinhead book......Are you there God, it's me....Fawwwwwww *cough*....*thud*

Is it available in hardback:D

Argyleskin
08-19-2006, 05:46 AM
Is it available in hardback:D
Yes, hardback is also a pop-up book. Sit in awe as the legs of the crew beating Fawad realistically kick in laquered cardboard! I'll get that out to you soon!

scottishmark
08-19-2006, 09:53 AM
is there any chance of a bag of glue



No you have had too many before your tea.

BigBroMC
08-19-2006, 02:17 PM
Turner Diaries... nuff said.

Paul von Rotten
08-19-2006, 02:25 PM
shit yeah there's a bible for skinheads. it was written by king james.

BigBroMC
08-19-2006, 02:31 PM
shit yeah there's a bible for skinheads. it was written by king james.

The book of Mormon is better... better flow.

Packratt
08-19-2006, 02:47 PM
Should start out with children's books when you're in skindergarten.

Here's a good primer.
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h146/packratt5/scarry.jpg

smacker
09-20-2006, 10:17 PM
While your at Barnes and Noble looking, go ahead and pick up a how to kill yourself book too

Argyleskin
09-20-2006, 10:29 PM
While your at Barnes and Noble looking, go ahead and pick up a how to kill yourself book too

You win the "Way to be late in a thread" contest.
Sheesh Smacker...don't dig up the old ones to add a smarmy comment if it's not prudent!

Loathe
09-20-2006, 10:51 PM
While your at Barnes and Noble looking, go ahead and pick up a how to kill yourself book too

Wow, way to come in way late on a joke.

BTW, that was the point you fucking tool.

Enjoy moscow.

smacker
09-20-2006, 10:58 PM
Yeah Yeah i was fucking bored blah blah

Scotskin
09-21-2006, 05:16 PM
Sesame Street: Elmo's Big Book of Oi!

Included: How to bleach jeans. How to lace boots. Lace/brace color guide and meaning compendium. Cockney translation dictionary. Marker to write "Oi!" on your jeans. Skinhead club membership card and skinhead decoder ring.

suede70
09-21-2006, 06:28 PM
While your at Barnes and Noble looking, go ahead and pick up a how to kill yourself book too


Nah mate...I'd rather kill you :biggrin: .... bit late in this joke aint you? On the old board there was always some schmuck asking whether there was a skinhead bible....

smacker
09-21-2006, 09:45 PM
yeah I know a bit late
I was bored in Skindergaten so i was just fucking off
please don't kill me then how would I annoy everyone

suede70
09-22-2006, 02:10 PM
Not a problem mate...my reach doesnt go across the atlantic:biggrin:

smacker
09-22-2006, 06:05 PM
Not a problem mate...my reach doesnt go across the atlantic:biggrin:
Right on brother i feel much safer now:wink:
Have a good one!

gregtheskin
09-22-2006, 06:30 PM
And you guys wonder why there's no one in moscow? Stop posting the stupid threads for them. Just let the dummies post it so we can have fun!!!!

skinfull
09-24-2006, 11:16 PM
Ok Callum..... they dont! what is the world coming too :D


Let your feelings within be your guide!

American Defense
09-25-2006, 02:28 AM
actually skinheads are mentioned in the King James version

Packratt
09-25-2006, 05:31 AM
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h146/packratt5/scarry.jpg

Dave Boy
09-25-2006, 03:39 PM
Spirit of 68 The Skin Bible ska boy

Dave Boy
09-25-2006, 03:42 PM
The Skin Bible is The Spirit of 68 my old 1 got chord bought new 1 on e-bay 40 quid Ska boy

Skones
09-25-2006, 03:44 PM
Spirit of 68 The Skin Bible ska boy

The Skin Bible is The Spirit of 68 my old 1 got chord bought new 1 on e-bay 40 quid Ska boy

You'll fit in here just fine!

ienjoybeer
09-25-2006, 03:45 PM
You forgot the important part that Insane clown Posse plays in helping to perserve our white race!!
Tut!Tut!Tut!
JUGGALO14/88!!!!


God...those "juggalo" people are like a spawn of trailer trash satan.... I don't know how some stupid clown band got so many white kids to paint their faces and act black.......

Bruiser
09-25-2006, 04:26 PM
God...those "juggalo" people are like a spawn of trailer trash satan.... I don't know how some stupid clown band got so many white kids to paint their faces and act black.......
because nothing is more black than white face paint

Bound Fo' Glory
09-25-2006, 06:24 PM
because nothing is more black than white face paint
I know that's how my Niggaz git down.

eku28
09-25-2006, 07:52 PM
Here's your book...

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/colmc/Graphics/BRCODE.jpg

eku28
09-25-2006, 07:54 PM
Or this?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/colmc/Graphics/sfd.jpg

Billy Klubb
09-25-2006, 10:43 PM
God...those "juggalo" people are like a spawn of trailer trash satan.... I don't know how some stupid clown band got so many white kids to paint their faces and act black.......
don't go hatin' on us evil trailer trash. we're gonna be the bus drivers on the way to hell... and we'll make you sit next to the nerds.

mjolnir
09-27-2006, 02:11 AM
Or this?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/colmc/Graphics/sfd.jpg
damned shit where can i get a copy !!!! JEJEJEJEJE!!!!!!!!

Moses
11-01-2006, 07:17 PM
Will it tell me what laces to wear and whereabouts my love for Slipknot and Cradle of Filth fits in to todays skinhead scene....:)
Does it also go on about American History X in detail...
14/88....
Anyone got a copy?
No skinhead bible for you 14/88 types but theres always spirit of 69 for us Trad types

steelcityskin
11-01-2006, 07:18 PM
No skinhead bible for you 14/88 types but theres always spirit of 69 for us Trad types

oh my fuck you are retarded.

lionspride
11-01-2006, 07:20 PM
No skinhead bible for you 14/88 types but theres always spirit of 69 for us Trad types


Thanks for the new sig.

I sure hope you're a troll and not this retarded without knowing it.

pxscooterskin
11-01-2006, 07:21 PM
oh my fuck you are retarded.

Dave, I think retards would think this fool is retarded...

WH Jay
11-01-2006, 07:22 PM
No skinhead bible for you 14/88 types but theres always spirit of 69 for us Trad types

Ha ha ha....shouldn't you be parting the red sea or something....?

steelcityskin
11-01-2006, 07:24 PM
Dave, I think retards would think this fool is retarded...
true. too damned true.

KCHooligan1911
11-03-2006, 09:46 AM
Yes the book is called
"Are you there God, it's me Margaret"

It tells the tale of a young skin coming of age. Lots of blood!

That made me laugh, really really hard haha

Top_John_Skinhead_of_Plymouth
11-07-2006, 05:02 PM
Going back to that book, I only got my name mentioned in the first 50 to order (at the back), and there are 3 birds in it that I shagged!!

PapaSkin
11-07-2006, 05:10 PM
Going back to that book, I only got my name mentioned in the first 50 to order (at the back), and there are 3 birds in it that I shagged!!
Wondered when you would pop up again around here. haha

Top_John_Skinhead_of_Plymouth
11-08-2006, 06:36 AM
I've not been on here much as there does not seem to be many skinhead related topics, and besides, I've got my time taken up with boxing. Plus the fact that I'm stuck in this forum. What the fuck's all that about? How do you moderators begin to bother with the numpty's that post here too?

OiMommy!
11-08-2006, 06:47 AM
I've not been on here much as there does not seem to be many skinhead related topics, and besides, I've got my time taken up with boxing. Plus the fact that I'm stuck in this forum. What the fuck's all that about? How do you moderators begin to bother with the numpty's that post here too?
Chris
You should enjoy Skindergarten-itll make you feel YOUTHFUL!:biggrin:

sidcup kev
11-08-2006, 07:02 AM
Ha ha ha....shouldn't you be parting the red sea or something....?

Jay I can see him now frantically looking up the chapter on razor partings !!

Knucks
11-08-2006, 11:23 AM
Wow, way to come in way late on a joke.

BTW, that was the point you fucking tool.

Enjoy moscow.


Why is he still here??

Jesus. Get the hint already, shitbag. Go away.

Top_John_Skinhead_of_Plymouth
11-08-2006, 04:39 PM
Chris
You should enjoy Skindergarten-itll make you feel YOUTHFUL!:biggrin:

Yeah, you do.......:anim_gaga:

Billy Klubb
03-31-2008, 09:21 PM
unnecessary resurrection of a dead thread.

jason
03-31-2008, 10:00 PM
only that book that came out in the 80's by nick knight

OXBloodST82
03-31-2008, 10:30 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,yawn

Billy Klubb
03-31-2008, 10:35 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,yawnyou sure are tired alot.

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 07:37 AM
There's a skinhead scene? iz it anything leik teh emo scene, cuz that's what I wuz before I read about teh skinz on wikipedia and decided 2 be 1!!11!!!1!!!. I gots my suspenders and boots from hottopic and a polo from mervyns and jeans from sears. I'm Oi! amirite?

I really hate the internet sometimes... and yet I keep coming back for more. Frustration and Tits... it's balances out.

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 07:41 AM
No skinhead bible for you 14/88 types but theres always spirit of 69 for us Trad types I just think to myself 'nothing dumber than the last post could possibly be said'... and yet here I sit, reading dumber and dumber shit come out of the mouths of the uninformed.

Bruiser
04-01-2008, 07:43 AM
iz it anything leik teh emo scene, cuz that's what I wuz before I read about teh skinz on wikipedia and decided 2 be 1!!11!!!1!!!. I gots my suspenders and boots from hottopic and a polo from mervyns and jeans from sears. I'm Oi! amirite?

I really hate the internet sometimes... and yet I keep coming back for more. Frustration and Tits... it's balances out.

You realize that was posted on 08-18-2006... right?

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 07:48 AM
You realize that was posted on 08-18-2006... right? no... I'm really tired and sorta drunk, details like that are inconsiquential to me at this time. This threads come back to life, I figured I'd give my 2 cents. And why the fuck not?

Bruiser
04-01-2008, 07:52 AM
no... I'm really tired and sorta drunk, details like that are inconsiquential to me at this time. This threads come back to life, I figured I'd give my 2 cents. And why the fuck not?

You should be sleeping?

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 07:55 AM
You should be sleeping? I'm pulling an all nighter because I've got a 9 hour bus ride through hell in about 3 hours that I want to sleep through. I'm going to see Bad Manners tomorrow though, so it'll all be worth it. And besides, arguing with SHARPs is fun!

Bruiser
04-01-2008, 07:59 AM
I'm pulling an all nighter because I've got a 9 hour bus ride through hell in about 3 hours that I want to sleep through. I'm going to see Bad Manners tomorrow though, so it'll all be worth it. And besides, arguing with SHARPs is fun!

Make sure you brush your teeth before you get on the bus.

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 08:01 AM
Make sure you brush your teeth before you get on the bus. thank you for the good advice... I'll be sure to shine my boots and brush my teeth, because the man on the moon look different from the man on the earth.

Bruiser
04-01-2008, 08:06 AM
thank you for the good advice... I'll be sure to shine my boots and brush my teeth, because the man on the moon look different from the man on the earth.

More of a "don't get kicked off the bus for smelling like a drunk" thing. :cool:

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 08:09 AM
More of a "don't get kicked off the bus for smelling like a drunk" thing. :cool:... and I just launched into a ska reference... damn me, nah, I'm sobering up. Just downed a few wired eno-drinks so I'm going to be good to go for another hour before I need to get up and take a shower and get dressed and what not... 9 hours on a fucking bus with smelly hippies who are traveling to San Francisco... I really love Bad Manners I suppose.

Bruiser
04-01-2008, 08:12 AM
... and I just launched into a ska reference... damn me, nah, I'm sobering up. Just downed a few wired eno-drinks so I'm going to be good to go for another hour before I need to get up and take a shower and get dressed and what not... 9 hours on a fucking bus with smelly hippies who are traveling to San Francisco... I really love Bad Manners I suppose.
You need a car and 3 friends...

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 08:15 AM
You need a car and 3 friends... This is a well known fact in my life. I do indeed need a car and 3 friends. We had something planned, but it fell through so instead I'm just going to bus it with my friends. It's a lot cheaper too. It was only 60 dollars to go 500 miles.

Bruiser
04-01-2008, 08:19 AM
This is a well known fact in my life. I do indeed need a car and 3 friends. We had something planned, but it fell through so instead I'm just going to bus it with my friends. It's a lot cheaper too. It was only 60 dollars to go 500 miles.

Damn, that's not bad. Especially with gas prices on that coast. Don't get kicked off, or I will mock you forever.

Now, to hell with you, I'm gonna go get my school on.

Peanut Gallery Skin
04-01-2008, 08:19 AM
Damn, that's not bad. Especially with gas prices on that coast. Don't get kicked off, or I will mock you forever.

Now, to hell with you, I'm gonna go get my school on. Ah, fare well my friend. I won't be on for 3 WHOLE DAYS!!! I'm sure I won't be missed.

Fist Of Steel 813
04-02-2008, 02:39 AM
I'm willing to charge only $14.88 a lesson for a week long course on the skinhead subculture.

Tampa SHARP - i would like your payments up front please. Tell you mom to send you to school with some extra lunch money.

evil geta
04-02-2008, 05:05 PM
Tampa SHARP - i would like your payments up front please. Tell you mom to send you to school with some extra lunch money.

i don't think you'll see that guy for a while...

PromoteChaos
04-02-2008, 05:44 PM
I'm willing to charge only $14.88 a lesson for a week long course on the skinhead subculture.

Tampa SHARP - i would like your payments up front please. Tell you mom to send you to school with some extra lunch money.


Josh, is that you?




Huh? huh? Tell me tell me!

Helljillydeluxe
04-13-2008, 09:58 PM
Oh my god the Jesus song was funny..Funny as hell.