Motherfucker.

[joey d]

I just woke up from a 3 hour nap....there ain't no way I'm sleeping tonight. AndI was just starting to be able to sleep the whole night through(after kicking h)....I"m not a happy camper.

Went with my uncle to the gym and he wore me out, that's why the nap. but still, tonights not going to be any fun.

[caspar]

good time to pick up a good book. since you'll be awake anyway and all.

[.Tim.]

Trying to read any kind of an instruction manual or textbook always knocks me out. I hate not being able to sleep too, always seems to happen when my brain won't quiet down.

[socalsk1nhead]

Not going to the Bread/Chalon birthday show then?

[joey d]

good time to pick up a good book. since you'll be awake anyway and all.

I was gonna read Fredrick Douglas' autobiography. You read me like a book with that suggestion. No pun intended, baby.



Not going to the Bread/Chalon birthday show then?

I'm still a little dopesick, and I turn into state rehab treatment for 28 days on monday, so I'm not partying.

[joey d]

Trying to read any kind of an instruction manual or textbook always knocks me out. I hate not being able to sleep too, always seems to happen when my brain won't quiet down.

Well, I do have 'Elements of Style" and St. Martin's Guide to Writing....but I feel like being entertained.

[.Tim.]

Well, I do have 'Elements of Style" and St. Martin's Guide to Writing....but I feel like being entertained.

Entertained? Try "Snowcrash."

Solid read? The Book of Five Rings or The Hagakure.

Most of the entertaining reading I've been doing lately is sci-fi though.

[joey d]

I fucking hate scifi and fantasy. My motherfuckers are like John Fante, Bukowski, Burgess, Hemmingway, and as for modern authors, Michael Connelly and John Grisham keep me from shooting myself in the head on the corner of Beverly and Vermont.

And how could I forget Edward Bunker and Eddie Little?

[socalsk1nhead]

I'm still a little dopesick, and I turn into state rehab treatment for 28 days on monday, so I'm not partying.

I hear ya. I've been feeling like shit lately and barely getting over it so I'm not going to push it. Although I'm still debating it even this late in the night just because it would be good to go catch up with everyone.

[J_BCS]

Whatever motherfucker.

[joey d]

And in honor of that, Jason, I'm gonna make me a strong rum and coke and just talk shit on this board all night. I'll start saying shit like Caspar has no literary taste whatsoever, that Joel has the game of an akward 14 year old, and that you sir, should just grow the fuck up.

[joey d]

And here comes the boom....Myer's and Pepsi.

[J_BCS]

You doing better, Joey? All bs aside man, hope all is well.

[joey d]

Man, I'm doin' a lot better than I should be. The H never left, but I kept it at a minimum, just to stay well. But now I'm going into a full on treatment facility, and hopefully that'll be it. I'll still drink, but opiates are out for me. My uncle has me working out, and it's busting my ass, but I'm getting in shape pretty quick. Can't wait to get out of rehab, and start my greyhound tour. Gonna write a book about it, all the adventure. Maybe it'll get picked up by a publisher, maybe not, but I don't care.

How's you and the fam?

[joey d]

BTW...you know I'm gonna be on Scotty's porch, holmes. If you can behave yourself, we might be sharin' a jug of shine.

[J_BCS]

BTW...you know I'm gonna be on Scotty's porch, holmes. If you can behave yourself, we might be sharin' a jug of shine.You better not get all huggy, telling me you love me an shit. Funny thing, my cousin and I made a batch of apple pie today. That's 9 quarts of fuck you! hahahaha

[joey d]

Fuck you dude. Save a quart for Scotty's porch in April, no fucking lie. Is that like CA prison apple jack?

And you know me, I don't bullshit, I will be over there in NC.

[joey d]

And why you hiding your online status, Jason?

[J_BCS]

Fuck you dude. Save a quart for Scotty's porch in April.A. I'll smack the shit out of both y'all.
2. I'll probably be on my 5th batch by then.

[J_BCS]

And why you hiding your online status, Jason?I got too many bitches on my tip.

[joey d]

Me and scotty both would put you out. But i know you're just drunk asnd talkjing shit.

So it liuke prison apple jack or what?

[joey d]

I got too many bitches on my tip.

Hahahahahahaha....

[J_BCS]

Me and scotty both would put you out. But i know you're just drunk asnd talkjing shit.

So it liuke prison apple jack or what?Naw cuz, it's apple juice, apple cider, sugar, some cinnamon sticks, and straight shine or everclear....
yum yum in my tum tum.

Hahahahahahaha....Hahaha, I knew you'd like that.:p

[caspar]

I'll start saying shit like Caspar has no literary taste whatsoever

it's true. i don't discriminate when it comes to reading. i'll stoop so low as to read the backs of cereal boxes if there's nothing else within reach.

[joey d]

Yeah, but EVERYBODY reads the backs of cereal boxes when theres nothing else.

[Big_8]

Smoke weed.

[joey d]

You trying to get me to come over to the dark side again? I had some of thise THC pills the other night and they were pretty cool.

[caspar]

Yeah, but EVERYBODY reads the backs of cereal boxes when theres nothing else.

I think that's only true if they're avid readers. I know I've had people look at me sideways when I pick up a cereal box and don't pour out a bowl.

[joey d]

You read romance novels with Fabio on the cover and the National Enquirer.

[joey d]

You know what you can credit yourself with? Seriously? Turning on Joey D to poetry. I alwats thought it too pretentious and for coffehouse people, until I read a long poem in one of your blogs on myspace a while back. Serio. You're the reason why I can read poetry now.

[Sweetheartkaya]

You know what you can credit yourself with? Seriously? Turning on Joey D to poetry. I alwats thought it too pretentious and for coffehouse people, until I read a long poem in one of your blogs on myspace a while back. Serio. You're the reason why I can read poetry now.

Awwwwwwww :)

[Sweetheartkaya]

I wish I was drunk right now, haha. Humbug, responsibilities...

[joey d]

Awwwwwwww :)

Yeah, Caspar did me a good turn on that one. As far as getting drunk, I drank some rum last night and went to the gym this morn, no fucking fun. I threw up.

[Sweetheartkaya]

Yeah, Caspar did me a good turn on that one. As far as getting drunk, I drank some rum last night and went to the gym this morn, no fucking fun. I threw up.

Haha, I assumed you passed out when you didn't email me back. I played charades last night but no drinking :-/ ha.
Ewwww you pukedddddd, no bueno...

[caspar]

You read romance novels with Fabio on the cover and the National Enquirer.

ahahahaha! harsh! I think the closest I've gotten to that is The Monk...which was written at the end of the 18th century. Total filth. It's great.


You know what you can credit yourself with? Seriously? Turning on Joey D to poetry. I alwats thought it too pretentious and for coffehouse people, until I read a long poem in one of your blogs on myspace a while back. Serio. You're the reason why I can read poetry now.

Really?? That's actually kinda awesome. Let me know if you need any suggestions. ^-^

[joey d]

ahahahaha! harsh! I think the closest I've gotten to that is The Monk...which was written at the end of the 18th century. Total filth. It's great.



Really?? That's actually kinda awesome. Let me know if you need any suggestions. ^-^


I'm ALWAYS up for suggestions. You ever read and Wanda Coleman? Bukowski's poetry....that;s my kind of thing.

[WestBankChris]

Ever read TheGospel Singer by Harry Crews? Has a Beat era feel to it but with balls. Odd, clever, I think you'd dig it.

[joey d]

I'll haver to check it out. man, my typing sucks these days.


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[joey d]

Ever read TheGospel Singer by Harry Crews? Has a Beat era feel to it but with balls. Odd, clever, I think you'd dig it.


You ever read On The Road by Kerouac, speaking of Beat Era....

[J_BCS]

You ever read that one by J_BCS called Shut The Fuck Up? It's deep and guaranteed to stir emotions.

[Tokyohoon]

Naw cuz, it's apple juice, apple cider, sugar, some cinnamon sticks, and straight shine or everclear....
yum yum in my tum tum.

Forgot to mention, made a batch of that over the holidays, and J does not lie - that concoction is damned tasty. Thanks for sharing the recipe, J!

[J_BCS]

Bless your heart, it is good stuff...ain't it. It's leaving a wake in it's path though....I mean, I smacked a random windshield with a slim jim on it and just last night my cousin was banned from the applebees after leaving here. We did drink a hole jar but then again, we were on quality control.

[WestBankChris]

You ever read On The Road by Kerouac, speaking of Beat Era....

Read all the Kerouac novels, plus some Burroughs and others. kerouacs' best was Big Sur.

[Delboy]

I'm guessing smoking a fat spliff would get you itching for smack? If not I suggest a fat spliff...

[joey d]

Read all the Kerouac novels, plus some Burroughs and others. kerouacs' best was Big Sur.


Yeah, On The Road is kinda what I'm going to be going for afterI get back from my trip. It's going to start with rehab...which starts in about 5 hours actually....but it's going to be a lot more coherent, and focusd more on the people I come across and their lives. We'll see...I hope it turns out good.

[Delboy]

Yeah, On The Road is kinda what I'm going to be going for afterI get back from my trip. It's going to start with rehab...which starts in about 5 hours actually....but it's going to be a lot more coherent, and focusd more on the people I come across and their lives. We'll see...I hope it turns out good.

Will you have WSN access in rehab?

[joey d]

Will you have WSN access in rehab?

doubt it. they don't want anyone having aCCESS to the outside world in case their trying to cop dope.

This last hour or so of waiting is killing me. PEACE!

[J_BCS]

Good luck, Joey.

[socalsk1nhead]

Hit me up when you get out. Not sure if you're getting clean for everything or if you still plan on drinking afterwards, but we'll go toss a couple back and catch up before you go on Joey D's Big Adventure. Just remember there's no basement at the Alamo.


Good luck in there.

[Dawgnuts]

Joey, you better come back sayin your clean.

[caspar]

I'm ALWAYS up for suggestions. You ever read and Wanda Coleman? Bukowski's poetry....that;s my kind of thing.

I haven't. I'll have to check it out.

Check out some of the Harlem Renaissance writers if you get a chance. W.E.B Du Bois, Claude McKay, Langston Hughes, Countee Cullen, etc etc etc