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magnetmaz
08-29-2006, 05:59 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~magnetmaz/1.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~magnetmaz/2.jpg

NSFW
http://home.comcast.net/~magnetmaz/3.jpg

NSFW
http://home.comcast.net/~magnetmaz/4.jpg

eddie shots
08-29-2006, 06:04 PM
i like the grunts they make when hitting the balls too. very erotic. even pornstarish.

ajdckc
08-29-2006, 06:06 PM
thats still not enough reason to watch tennis. i just watch the highlights on sportscenter

magnetmaz
08-29-2006, 06:06 PM
i like the grunts they make when hitting the balls too. very erotic. even pornstarish.


Is it wrong that i've got that 4th picture blown up as my wallpaper so i'm just staring at her snatch all day long? My coworkers aren't so cool with it.

Mike
08-29-2006, 06:12 PM
http://home.comcast.net/%7Emagnetmaz/3.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/%7Emagnetmaz/4.jpg
The bottom two are retouched, the rest are real though.


A few more:

http://i1.tinypic.com/260a2s7.jpg
http://i4.tinypic.com/260a337.jpg

Fake, but not too bad of a retouching job...

NSFW
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5030/annabeacher6.jpg

magnetmaz
08-29-2006, 06:15 PM
The bottom two are retouched, the rest are real though.


I figured the 3rd one had to be fake. How the hell do you wear see-through shorts like that and not be aware of it? Also, i'd imagine most chick tennis players wear undies when they play ...but maybe i'm naieve.

eddie shots
08-29-2006, 06:19 PM
Is it wrong that i've got that 4th picture blown up as my wallpaper so i'm just staring at her snatch all day long? My coworkers aren't so cool with it.

i think its perfectly acceptable workplace ediquet.

magnetmaz
08-29-2006, 06:20 PM
i think its perfectly acceptable workplace ediquet.

Thank you! See, i was telling the same thing to my HR manager, but he kept waiving his arms wildly in disagreement.

Mike
08-29-2006, 06:40 PM
Thank you! See, i was telling the same thing to my HR manager, but he kept waiving his arms wildly in disagreement.

Hell yes, nothing wrong with supporting American sporting events, Anna K beaver sighting is a TOUGH sport! Very few have successfully sighted or photographed her elusive beave...

Vitnir
08-29-2006, 06:51 PM
Tennis player chicks got the nicest legs and bums of all female athletes. Swimmers are usually too muscular and got flat chests too.

eddie shots
08-29-2006, 06:57 PM
Tennis player chicks got the nicest legs and bums of all female athletes. Swimmers are usually too muscular and got flat chests too.

why dont female swimmers have large breasts?
because they act like bouys.
haha

Vitnir
08-29-2006, 07:16 PM
why dont female swimmers have large breasts?
because they act like bouys.
haha
No. It's just not very hydrodynamic. The less sticks out, the better it is. Even if they have breasts, they'll strap them tight to reduce the friction with the water.

eddie shots
08-29-2006, 07:31 PM
No. It's just not very hydrodynamic. The less sticks out, the better it is. Even if they have breasts, they'll strap them tight to reduce the friction with the water.

understood. it was just a bad grade school joke.

Dawgnuts
08-29-2006, 07:42 PM
Those are 2 different pussy's. Fake as hell. Panties just mysteriously are pulled to the side eh?


Tennis sucks!

Inersphobia
08-29-2006, 09:19 PM
No. It's just not very hydrodynamic. The less sticks out, the better it is. Even if they have breasts, they'll strap them tight to reduce the friction with the water.

Do you study hydrodynamics?

Do you know what breasts are made of? Do you know what that stuff does in water? Do you know what a buoy is?

You're fucking irritating.

Mike
08-29-2006, 09:20 PM
Do you study hydrodynamics?

Do you know what breasts are made of? Do you know what that stuff does in water? Do you know what a buoy is?

You're fucking irritating.

Don't hold back phobia, tell us how you REALLY feel...

Inersphobia
08-29-2006, 09:22 PM
Don't hold back phobia, tell us how you REALLY feel...

I think the first two photos are fakes, too, but I can't prove it.

Vitnir
08-29-2006, 09:23 PM
Actually, I briefly have. I was reading a book about shipmaking of 19th century ships because I was building a model and drawing some.
I know what breasts are made of, I happen to have a pair.
I? Irritating? There's an ignore button out there, use it. I was bringing out a fact, not seeking you out to "irritate" your oh so sensitive nerves. Try prozac or something.

london callum
08-29-2006, 09:25 PM
I think the first two photos are fakes, too, but I can't prove it.


First one I think yeah. Second one I think is real though.


Actually nah I agree with you.

Mike
08-29-2006, 09:27 PM
I think the first two photos are fakes, too, but I can't prove it.

Ya, on the first two it is a little hard to tell where they have been retouched, I would have to look at the source image not the .jpeg to tell. They are still nice titties regardless of whose they are. Tittie are titties...

Martina
08-29-2006, 09:38 PM
I figured the 3rd one had to be fake. How the hell do you wear see-through shorts like that and not be aware of it? Also, i'd imagine most chick tennis players wear undies when they play ...but maybe i'm naieve.


They are ALL fake. Do you think she would have those mellons bouncing around the tennis court without a sports bra on?

Listen here guys, flailing tits fucking HURT.

Mike
08-29-2006, 09:41 PM
They are ALL fake. Do you think she would have those mellons bouncing around the tennis court without a sports bra on?

Listen here guys, flailing tits fucking HURT.

Tell it sister! My man boobs almost knocked me the fuck out the other day when I was running...

magnetmaz
08-29-2006, 11:38 PM
They are ALL fake. Do you think she would have those mellons bouncing around the tennis court without a sports bra on?

Listen here guys, flailing tits fucking HURT.

Why must you ruin my fantasies? Big, floppy tits slapping around on a tennis court under a sweaty tennis-shirt and a shaved beaver under some see-through hot-pants.... dear god .... it's just too much to handle!

BoobsNBoots
08-29-2006, 11:53 PM
Tell it sister! My man boobs almost knocked me the fuck out the other day when I was running...

Thanks for my new sig.

Mike
08-29-2006, 11:54 PM
Thanks for my new sig.

hahaha... You're evil...

BoobsNBoots
08-29-2006, 11:59 PM
hahaha... You're evil...

You will never live that down now.

CptnSpaulding
08-30-2006, 12:02 AM
Those are 2 different pussy's. Fake as hell. Panties just mysteriously are pulled to the side eh?


Tennis sucks!
ahhh haha, thoose are the fakest pics i've seen yet

Mike
08-30-2006, 12:04 AM
You will never live that down now.

Whoa! What? I don't have man boobs in real life maybe A cups at the most, I was just chiming in with Martina... If I did have man boobs I'd milk 'em for my morning coffee though, or you could even come over and play with 'em...:biggrin:

magnetmaz
08-30-2006, 12:04 AM
ahhh haha, thoose are the fakest pics i've seen yet

Oh fuck off. tell me your tongue wasn't hanging out of your mouth when you looked at those!

CptnSpaulding
08-30-2006, 02:00 AM
Oh fuck off. tell me your tongue wasn't hanging out of your mouth when you looked at those!
haha, OK i'll admit that my tongue was haning out of my mouth until i realized that a camera with majical powers to see through skirts wasnt invented yet. Then i was just like,"fuck"

PUNISHER
08-30-2006, 02:08 AM
Tennis player chicks got the nicest legs and bums of all female athletes. Swimmers are usually too muscular and got flat chests too.
No. Soccer player chicks do.

BoobsNBoots
08-30-2006, 02:20 AM
Whoa! What? I don't have man boobs in real life maybe A cups at the most, I was just chiming in with Martina... If I did have man boobs I'd milk 'em for my morning coffee though, or you could even come over and play with 'em...:biggrin:

Yeah yeah yeah. And you can't just milk boobs. You have to be pregnant to do that. And if you ever could do that with your moobs, I would throw up on your feet.

I'm not the man boob kinda gal. But hey...I'm sure you'll find one.

Professor
08-30-2006, 05:10 PM
I think the first two photos are fakes, too, but I can't prove it.

well, sports bras and most of the shirts are pretty much never see-through, and i highly doubt that a female tennis player would play a match, let alone a practice session sans brassiere.

eddie shots
08-30-2006, 05:14 PM
Yeah yeah yeah. And you can't just milk boobs. You have to be pregnant to do that. And if you ever could do that with your moobs, I would throw up on your feet.

I'm not the man boob kinda gal. But hey...I'm sure you'll find one.

moobs. haha. i like that.