Did I miss Something?

[TooLazyForAName]

I just joined today, but I've looked trough the site quite a bit. Why are so many forums empty?

[LARDCORE]

I just joined today, but I've looked trough the site quite a bit. Why are so many forums empty?

cause you''re a newfish you can't see the vast library of threads/posts...

[Billy Klubb]

I just joined today, but I've looked trough the site quite a bit. Why are so many forums empty?
you don't know. it's your first day.

[TooLazyForAName]

Yeah, but why was I able to see so much more before I was a member? That doesnt seem to make too much sense?....oh well I guess I'll just have to deal with it for a few days...18 posts to go....

[LARDCORE]

Yeah, but why was I able to see so much more before I was a member? That doesnt seem to make too much sense?....oh well I guess I'll just have to deal with it for a few days...18 posts to go....
look... if you can't hack it's understandable... we have a high drop out rate... just say... "I QUIT"... and all will be forgotten...

[TooLazyForAName]

No, I'm not bitching if thats what it sounds like.I was just wondering

[LARDCORE]

No, I'm not bitching if thats what it sounds like.I was just wonderingwhoa whoa... now we're yelling... settle down... it's the internet... no need to raise the blood pressure...

[TooLazyForAName]

Sorry...sometimes I just get so outta control with my anger...I cant contain it so I use the keyboard as my weapon

[Loathe]

I'm guessing thats Greg again?

[TooLazyForAName]

If you're talking about me, then no....my names jeff. Just using really unfunny sarcasm to get soe of these posts outta the way

[LostinKS]

well heres #1...haah not even gonna tie in with nuthin...

[TooLazyForAName]

In that case, great job with posting nothing relevant to anytjing at all....im good at that too

[lionspride]

Are you that kid who had the screen name Torudetoquit on the old board? He was annoying too

[TooLazyForAName]

Nope. Dont Mean to be annpying. Just trying to knock out these first 20 posts...and I saw some of that kids posts....god I hope I dont sound like that much of an ass....

[LARDCORE]

Nope. Dont Mean to be annpying. Just trying to knock out these first 20 posts...and I saw some of that kids posts....god I hope I dont sound like that much of an ass....what's with all the cursing? this is a family board...

[lionspride]

Just trying to knock out these first 20 posts...

Me too. Thats the only reason I responded to this thread of yours

[TooLazyForAName]

I worked 10 hours today and I'm far from being able to be at all witty so I'm not even trying to post a good reply for that

[Mel_A_K]

I like hamburgers

[lionspride]

I like hamburgers

Just plain hamburgers with no cheese and toppings? I couldnt think of eating just a plain burger.

(20 posts)

[Loathe]

well heres #1...haah not even gonna tie in with nuthin...

hey bitch you coming to DC next weekend?

[IronCityBoot]

I worked 10 hours today and I'm far from being able to be at all witty so I'm not even trying to post a good reply for that

Shut up bitch, I worked 16 and I'm not complaining.

[TooLazyForAName]

Im not complaining...I dont complain about the oney so Im not gonna complain about the work...Im just saying that Im tired and I really have no humor or sarcam left in me.

[TooLazyForAName]

and apparently I dont have any ability to type left in me cuz half my osts have typos.....

[LARDCORE]

and apparently I dont have any ability to type left in me cuz half my osts have typos.....how old are you?

[TooLazyForAName]

jesus....i'm getting really pathetic here...First Im sitting at home on the computer all night on a friday, and now I cant even spell right when Im posting about my typos....Im heading to sleep...This is pointless

[TooLazyForAName]

how old are you?

Im 16 why?

[Olde-E Fever]

I like hamburgers

Hamburgers are nice!

That one Cheech and Chong movie with Peewee Herman. He kept going.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBURRRRRRGER"

that shit was funny.

[LARDCORE]

Im 16 why?i was gonna guess 14... i was close...

[Argyleskin]

Im 16 why?
Where the fuck they gonna work a 16yr old 10hrs a day. Most states make 16yr olds work less then 8 a day.

What do you do for a living?

[TooLazyForAName]

This isnt me being cocky or having an additude or anything like that, Im just wonderin why you were gonna guess 14?

[TooLazyForAName]

Where the fuck they gonna work a 16yr old 10hrs a day. Most states make 16yr olds work less then 8 a day.

What do you do for a living?



Im working under the table, so theres no records, therefore no state regulations. I do so crappy no-brain-needed lawn care shit.....fertilizing, pesticide application, stuff like that.

[IronCityBoot]

This isnt me being cocky or having an additude or anything like that, Im just wonderin why you were gonna guess 14?

Quit typing scared there sonny. Ask him who the fuck is he to ask you any questions, thats for you to do. Then call him a motherfucker and tell him that you'll get your crew after him or atleast tell your mom, which ever is scarier. Show some balls here boy, you get one chance and I see it circling the drain.

[Olde-E Fever]

Im working under the table, so theres no records, therefore no state regulations. I do so crappy no-brain-needed lawn care shit.....fertilizing, pesticide application, stuff like that.

I guess you could say there's a record of it now!

[TooLazyForAName]

Yeah, as soon as i typed that shit I was wondering why the fuck im being so passive. Im tired and making myself look like a fuckin idiot, probably not the best time to be postin in some shit like this

[SkinnyBird]

I worked 10 hours today and I'm far from being able to be at all witty so I'm not even trying to post a good reply for that
Kid, I work twelve to fourteen hour shifts plus a two hour commute each way. You really are lazy.

[Olde-E Fever]

Yeah, as soon as i typed that shit I was wondering why the fuck im being so passive. Im tired and making myself look like a fuckin idiot, probably not the best time to be postin in some shit like this

Why do you keep giving out excuses?

[Mike]

This isnt me being cocky or having an additude or anything like that, Im just wonderin why you were gonna guess 14?

Sack the fuck up scrub and declare your shit, your 16, in highschool, working a part-time summer job, aren't working even close to 10 hrs a day and there's nothing wrong with that, so quit lying little nuts...

[TooLazyForAName]

I guess you could say there's a record of it now!

Yeah, I guess there is...As long as it doesnt stop me from getting paid I guess Im ok

[TooLazyForAName]

Sack the fuck up scrub and declare your shit, your 16, in highschool, working a part-time summer job, aren't working even close to 16 hrs a day and there's nothing wrong with that, so quit lying little nuts...


What exactly am i fuckin lying about?

[IronCityBoot]

What exactly am i fuckin lying about?

Watch your mouth boy, respect your elders.

[TooLazyForAName]

Dont tell me how long I worked for. Im pretty sure I know what I did, and Im not gonna get up here trying to lie to make myself look big and bad or anything like that. I was at work at 6 am and got taken off the clock at 4 pm... Im not some dumbass trying to make shit up so people will think im something im not

[IronCityBoot]

Dont tell me how long I worked for. Im pretty sure I know what I did, and Im not gonna get up here trying to lie to make myself look big and bad or anything like that. I was at work at 6 am and got taken off the clock at 4 pm... Im not some dumbass trying to make shit up so people will think im something im not

Yeah you are and you're still squirming about it. When did you become a skin? Before or after you registered?

[Olde-E Fever]

Dont tell me how long I worked for. Im pretty sure I know what I did, and Im not gonna get up here trying to lie to make myself look big and bad or anything like that. I was at work at 6 am and got taken off the clock at 4 pm... Im not some dumbass trying to make shit up so people will think im something im not

No lunch today?

[SkinnyBird]

Dont tell me how long I worked for. Im pretty sure I know what I did, and Im not gonna get up here trying to lie to make myself look big and bad or anything like that. I was at work at 6 am and got taken off the clock at 4 pm... Im not some dumbass trying to make shit up so people will think im something im not
uh, in order to be "taken off the clock" you have to be on it first, and if you're working under the table as you said, you wouldn't be on the clock.

[TooLazyForAName]

Oh, I'm caught...I saw the site and decided "now what would be nifty? to shave my head and throw on some boots and braces...and listen to some of that oi stuff that they all seem to like"

[Olde-E Fever]

Oh, I'm caught...I saw the site and decided "now what would be nifty? to shave my head and throw on some boots and braces...and listen to some of that oi stuff that they all seem to like"

Sounds about right.

[IronCityBoot]

uh, in order to be "taken off the clock" you have to be on it first, and if you're working under the table as you said, you wouldn't be on the clock.

Wow, this kid fucks up everything.

[TooLazyForAName]

uh, in order to be "taken off the clock" you have to be on it first, and if you're working under the table as you said, you wouldn't be on the clock.

My boss writes down when I start and finish each day, just so he knows what to pay me at the end of the week. Its not reported to anyone, but he writes down my hours throughout the week so neither me or im try to screw each other on my pay

[IronCityBoot]

Oh, I'm caught...I saw the site and decided "now what would be nifty? to shave my head and throw on some boots and braces...and listen to some of that oi stuff that they all seem to like"

Did Bill Riccio tell you to write that?

[Mike]

Dont tell me how long I worked for. Im pretty sure I know what I did, and Im not gonna get up here trying to lie to make myself look big and bad or anything like that. I was at work at 6 am and got taken off the clock at 4 pm... Im not some dumbass trying to make shit up so people will think im something im not

You back-pedaling little whiny bitch... better hop on your tricycle and pedal off to another playground baby nuts, because you're gonna get kicked outta the sandbox unless you grow some spine and get a pair.

[TooLazyForAName]

nope, cant say he did

[TooLazyForAName]

You back-pedaling little whiny bitch... better hop on your tricycle and pedal off to another playground baby nuts, because you're gonna get kicked outta the sandbox unless you grow some spine and get a pair.

I know, because it'll make me really tough to be able to talk shit to people on the computer who I'm never gonna meet.

[BoobsNBoots]

I know, because it'll make me really tough to be able to talk shit to people on the computer who I'm never gonna meet.

Now you're getting it.

[LARDCORE]

i'm back... now you can all rejoice... except you know who...

[BoobsNBoots]

i'm back... now you can all rejoice... except you know who...

Stop posting, I'm trying to catch up to you..

[LARDCORE]

Stop posting, I'm trying to catch up to you..

i've decided i've posted waaaaayyyy too much in one day...

[IronCityBoot]

I know, because it'll make me really tough to be able to talk shit to people on the computer who I'm never gonna meet.

Heres the deal boy. Anyone can talk shit here and you failed from the start which means this...if you can't say anything anonymously, you sure as fuck wouldn't say it in person. Maybe its time to see what the Emo kids are doing.

[Mike]

i'm back... now you can all rejoice... except you know who...

The rejoicing has started, now smack TooScaredToHaveAPair while you're in here...

Where's Dawgyballs' nipple rubbin' ass at anyways?

[LARDCORE]

No lunch today?hahaha... that's what i was thinking...

[BoobsNBoots]

i've decided i've posted waaaaayyyy too much in one day...

Hahaha, I feel ya.

Heres the deal boy. Anyone can talk shit here and you failed from the start which means this...if you can't say anything anonymously, you sure as fuck wouldn't say it in person. Maybe its time to see what the Emo kids are doing.

I already arranged the parting bag. Copy of dashboard confessional, razor blades and a towel so you don't make a mess, a gift certificate to supercuts for his new emo haircut (if the head is shaved they get a precut emo wig.)

[TooLazyForAName]

Why the fuck act tough on a computer? Im not gonna sit here and get all pissed off because of some stupid fuckin internet bullshit thats got bascially nothing to do with real life. Being a dick on the computer doesnt make you any tougfher or more intidating...It takes no balls and its pointless

[BoobsNBoots]

Why the fuck act tough on a computer? Im not gonna sit here and get all pissed off because of some stupid fuckin internet bullshit thats got bascially nothing to do with real life. Being a dick on the computer doesnt make you any tougfher or more intidating...It takes no balls and its pointless

WRONG!

[LARDCORE]

Quit typing scared there sonny. Ask him who the fuck is he to ask you any questions, thats for you to do. Then call him a motherfucker and tell him that you'll get your crew after him or atleast tell your mom, which ever is scarier. Show some balls here boy, you get one chance and I see it circling the drain.see... people don't get it... it's like in full metal jacket when the DI asks him about the virgin mary... no matter what answer you give it'll be wrong... it's all about your attitude... c'mon... suck it up sonny... you only get one shot at life... dont' fuck it up...

[LARDCORE]

Why the fuck act tough on a computer? Im not gonna sit here and get all pissed off because of some stupid fuckin internet bullshit thats got bascially nothing to do with real life. Being a dick on the computer doesnt make you any tougfher or more intidating...It takes no balls and its pointlesssee... all i heard right then... was... wha wha wha... blah blah blah... not even a hint of GRRRR!!! go get 'em tiger...

[IronCityBoot]

Why the fuck act tough on a computer? Im not gonna sit here and get all pissed off because of some stupid fuckin internet bullshit thats got bascially nothing to do with real life. Being a dick on the computer doesnt make you any tougfher or more intidating...It takes no balls and its pointless

Kind of like lunch time when the big kids won't give you milk money back huh? You're not on the verge of tears are you?

[TooLazyForAName]

ok.....hold on let me guess. You guys are the pussies who were to scared to ever defend yourselves in real life so youre gonna act like your a big man on the computer? this is th pettiest shit ive ever been involved in

[LARDCORE]

Why the fuck act tough on a computer? Im not gonna sit here and get all pissed off because of some stupid fuckin internet bullshit thats got bascially nothing to do with real life. Being a dick on the computer doesnt make you any tougfher or more intidating...It takes no balls and its pointless
i love that... if i were challenging you to a pistol duel i could understand getting upitty... but seriously... this is pointless... so have a good time with it... and if you're not maning up on the pointlessness of the internet... i think we'd have a hard time believing you'd man up about much...

[LARDCORE]

ok.....hold on let me guess. You guys are the pussies who were to scared to ever defend yourselves in real life so youre gonna act like your a big man on the computer? this is th pettiest shit ive ever been involved in
but you aren't involved... don't cry cause you're not involved...




i think that's the second or third time i've posted something to that effect... i have posted way too much...

[Mel_A_K]

Just plain hamburgers with no cheese and toppings? I couldnt think of eating just a plain burger.

(20 posts)


Actually I like a nice thick slice of PepperJack and some pickles, maybe a bit of ranch on the burger. Yummmm

[BoobsNBoots]

Actually I like a nice thick slice of PepperJack and some pickles, maybe a bit of ranch on the burger. Yummmm

I like mine minus the burger.

[TooLazyForAName]

If this is what goes on all the time, i think i would rather not be involved. Ive been in some stupid ass fights before, but at least I was within a 20 ft radius of the other person when i did

[IronCityBoot]

ok.....hold on let me guess. You guys are the pussies who were to scared to ever defend yourselves in real life so youre gonna act like your a big man on the computer? this is th pettiest shit ive ever been involved in

I'm personally inviting you to the KSS show in October, I'll even pay your way in, fuck, I'll buy you a shirt as a keepsake. I want you to see what pussies are in real life. Leave your keyboard at home.

[LARDCORE]

I like mine minus the burger.ugh... we dont take to kindly to them veggie types around here... if my wife ever said she was gonna be a veggie i'd smack her...

[BoobsNBoots]

ugh... we dont take to kindly to them veggie types around here... if my wife ever said she was gonna be a veggie i'd smack her...

Don't hate. More meat for you.

[LARDCORE]

If this is what goes on all the time, i think i would rather not be involved. Ive been in some stupid ass fights before, but at least I was within a 20 ft radius of the other person when i did

hahaha... seriously... if it's so petty and doesn't matter why is your blood pressure going through the roof... hahaha... c'mon... step your game up...

[Mike]

ok.....hold on let me guess. You guys are the pussies who were to scared to ever defend yourselves in real life so youre gonna act like your a big man on the computer? this is th pettiest shit ive ever been involved in

Word of advice fuzzy nutz before you say something you might regret, don't think because you are up in BumFuckConnecticut that you can let that little pie hole of yours run overtime, it wouldn't take much to reach out and touch a little bitch.

This scene is much smaller than you think peach fuzz, you better come correct...

[LARDCORE]

Don't hate. More meat for you.
cheese and rice... my wife is a veggie... and i dont' take kindly to eat... it means if i want meat... i gotta cook it... never will i come home and have i nice steak waiting for me... it's rather depressing... what i'll do for love...

[IronCityBoot]

If this is what goes on all the time, i think i would rather not be involved. Ive been in some stupid ass fights before, but at least I was within a 20 ft radius of the other person when i did

Standing 15 feet away from someone saying, I'm gonna get my dad, doesn't constitute a fight.

[LARDCORE]

Standing 15 feet away from someone saying, I'm gonna get my dad, doesn't constitute a fight.
see... i started out just fuckin' with the kid... you two sound like you're gonna penetrate the poor fella...

[TooLazyForAName]

Word of advice fuzzy nutz before you say something you might regret, don't think because you are up in BumFuckConnecticut that you can let that little pie hole of yours run overtime, it wouldn't take much to reach out and touch a little bitch.

This scene is much smaller than you think peach fuzz, you better come correct...

When the fuck did new haven become bumfuck, connecticut?

[PUNISHER]

Just post whoring here.:cool:

[Mike]

see... i started out just fuckin' with the kid... you two sound like you're gonna penetrate the poor fella...

hahaha... I'm just waiting on a decent reply from the little bed wetter, all I get is whiny shit... the little fucker needs to start entertaining us, where's Fawad when we need him?

[BoobsNBoots]

When the fuck did new haven become bumfuck, connecticut?

When I've never even heard of it before.

[LARDCORE]

right... i've been trying to get him to bite on something but he doesn't have it in him... hahaha...

[BoobsNBoots]

cheese and rice... my wife is a veggie... and i dont' take kindly to eat... it means if i want meat... i gotta cook it... never will i come home and have i nice steak waiting for me... it's rather depressing... what i'll do for love...

Well, hopefully I can land a guy who can cook it all, because I sure can't.

[IronCityBoot]

see... i started out just fuckin' with the kid... you two sound like you're gonna penetrate the poor fella...

All I needed was 20 posts and thanks to this little douchebag being himself, I got it. I knew someone like him would come along.

[TooLazyForAName]

well, its the biggest city in the state...which i know doesnt say too much, but im not livin out in the sticks in a 400,000 house. Im in the fuckin city and I know how shit is...Im not some little rich suburbanite fucker with no knowledge of how the real world works

[PUNISHER]

All I needed was 20 posts and thanks to this little douchebag being himself, I got it. I knew someone like him would come along.
Just be a post whore like me.

[IronCityBoot]

well, its the biggest city in the state...which i know doesnt say too much, but im not livin out in the sticks in a 400,000 house. Im in the fuckin city and I know how shit is...Im not some little rich suburbanite fucker with no knowledge of how the real world works

New Haven? Fucking New Haven? I've been there, you aren't impressing me. How does the real world work? Explain this for the class.

[Olde-E Fever]

All I needed was 20 posts and thanks to this little douchebag being himself, I got it. I knew someone like him would come along.


Lucky you. I'm still stuck.

[TooLazyForAName]

Word of advice fuzzy nutz before you say something you might regret, don't think because you are up in BumFuckConnecticut that you can let that little pie hole of yours run overtime, it wouldn't take much to reach out and touch a little bitch.

This scene is much smaller than you think peach fuzz, you better come correct...


that comment seemed to strike a nerve with you...Possibly its because the truth hurts? but maybe im goin out on a limb there......

[Mike]

that comment seemed to strike a nerve with you...Possibly its because the truth hurts? but maybe im goin out on a limb there......

Hahahahaha... I've crapped out turds that were tougher than you, just quit while you're behind kid, your shit is straying into fantasyland now and there's nobody to change your dirty diapers. The truth hurts? HAHAHA... Is that all you got bitch nuts?

[IronCityBoot]

Hahahahaha... I've crapped out turds that were tougher than you, just quit while you're behind kid, your shit is straying into fantasyland now and there's nobody to change your dirty diapers. The truth hurts? HAHAHA... Is that all you got bitch nuts?

Looks like it.

[Ruby Doe]

The Meathead just told me that this thread is a good example of why he doesn't post here.

He would be buying plane tickets enmasse, and paying people visits like on Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

He also said that the 16 year old was a pussy, and wouldn't say shit in real life.


I concur.

[IronCityBoot]

The Meathead just told me that this thread is a good example of why he doesn't post here.

He would be buying plane tickets enmasse, and paying people visits like on Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

He also said that the 16 year old was a pussy, and wouldn't say shit in real life.


I concur.

I have a feeling that "Meathead" wouldn't be acting like this bitch. Think of all the money he'd save on plane tickets.

[Argyleskin]

.....and slowly she massaged the oil onto her firm velvet skin. She was so slippery, she didn't know how she would be able to sleep on the silk sheets in such hot weather. She ventured to the kitchen, gathering some ice cubes she laid back down and with great care gently moved the cold ice along her stomach. No one was home, dare she go lower...closing her eyes she....

Bwhahaha!

[BoobsNBoots]

.....and slowly she massaged the oil onto her firm velvet skin. She was so slippery, she didn't know how she would be able to sleep on the silk sheets in such hot weather. She ventured to the kitchen, gathering some ice cubes she laid back down and with great care gently moved the cold ice along her stomach. No one was home, dare she go lower...closing her eyes she....

Bwhahaha!

Write a book. Then mail it to me!

[Ruby Doe]

.....and slowly she massaged the oil onto her firm velvet skin. She was so slippery, she didn't know how she would be able to sleep on the silk sheets in such hot weather. She ventured to the kitchen, gathering some ice cubes she laid back down and with great care gently moved the cold ice along her stomach. No one was home, dare she go lower...closing her eyes she....

Bwhahaha!

You are fired. Meathead just read that and now he's calling you.

Skank.

[Mike]

.....and slowly she massaged the oil onto her firm velvet skin. She was so slippery, she didn't know how she would be able to sleep on the silk sheets in such hot weather. She ventured to the kitchen, gathering some ice cubes she laid back down and with great care gently moved the cold ice along her stomach. No one was home, dare she go lower...closing her eyes she....

Bwhahaha!

BOING! Just call me Woody Woodpecker... You're on a roll wench...

...Then as the oil caught fire and the smell of cooking meat filled the burning bedroom, her screams filling the night air were like sweet music to my ears...

*cough* Oh, shit what were we talking about again?

[Argyleskin]

BOING! Just call me Woody Woodpecker... You're on a roll wench...

...Then as the oil caught fire and the smell of cooking meat filled the burning bedroom, her screams filling the night air were like sweet music to my ears...

*cough* Oh, shit what were we talking about again?

Holy crap, you didn't call me wench?
Unless I'm wearing some medievil costume at a Faire giving you steins of lager and grog...DO not call me wench.

[Olde-E Fever]

stealing bandwith!!!


http://www.slycreations.com/2003/mdrf/wench_box.jpg

[BoobsNBoots]

Is that the dress or her hips? Cause GOD DAMN!

[caspar]

I like hamburgers

I like chicken burgers. With grilled sweet onions and bbq sauce... *drool*

I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow.

[PromoteChaos]

Im working under the table, so theres no records, therefore no state regulations. I do so crappy no-brain-needed lawn care shit.....fertilizing, pesticide application, stuff like that.


Don't let Judge Judy see this!

[PromoteChaos]

This isnt me being cocky or having an additude or anything like that, Im just wonderin why you were gonna guess 14?

Holy shit! You're a bigger pussy than my cat who is actually a pussy

[PromoteChaos]

If this is what goes on all the time, i think i would rather not be involved. Ive been in some stupid ass fights before, but at least I was within a 20 ft radius of the other person when i did

Go cry to yer momma!

[PromoteChaos]

im livin out in the sticks in a 400,000 house. Im not in the fuckin city and I don't know how shit is...Im some little rich dumb suburbanite fucker with no knowledge of how the real world works

Well, no shit Sherlock!

[SWIFTY]

TooLazyForAName........... i'm guessing yr from the old board, maybe someone who was in moscow for some time

[Loathe]

Where the fuck they gonna work a 16yr old 10hrs a day. Most states make 16yr olds work less then 8 a day.

What do you do for a living?

I was imancipated at 16, let me tell you, most companies don't give a shit about child labor laws.

[Loathe]

I'm personally inviting you to the KSS show in October, I'll even pay your way in, fuck, I'll buy you a shirt as a keepsake. I want you to see what pussies are in real life. Leave your keyboard at home.

Can me and my friends come?

[ghost]

So who can start giving some free trips to moscow out?