dont make me angry................

[SWIFTY]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/johnbushmills/Photo-0115.jpg

[scottishmark]

I would hate to see the toilet paper that fits in that hand.
PS Don't pick your nose.

[SWIFTY]

I would hate to see the toilet paper that fits in that hand.
PS Don't pick your nose.
yeah iill take them to the pub,

[scottishmark]

A pint in those hands will look like a thimble.

[Doc]

Watch you dont tug it right off.

[Oz.]

reminds me of that classic Aussie folk song...

"I like girls with small hands, 'cause they make my cock look big."

[SWIFTY]

reminds me of that classic Aussie folk song...

"I like girls with small hands, 'cause they make my cock look big."
lol classic Aussie folk song.lolololol think the person wgho wrote it had issues

[Doc]

reminds me of that classic Aussie folk song...

"I like girls with small hands, 'cause they make my cock look big."

Was that whatsisname, the guy that sang about fucking on first dates and santa claus being a cunt?

[Diana E]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/johnbushmills/Photo-0115.jpg


I love how just your one eye is peeping out.. :) very cute your Swiftiness

[Oz.]

Was that whatsisname, the guy that sang about fucking on first dates and santa claus being a cunt?
"Santa Claus you fucking cunt, where's me fucking bike!"
Ahh the joys of an antipodean childhood. Yeah that's it. I think it was Kevin Bloody Wilson, but it could've been Rodney Rude. Whatever... Memories (or lack thereof):rolleyes: ...

[SWIFTY]

I love how just your one eye is peeping out.. :) very cute your Swiftiness
i always have one eye on the job

[SWIFTY]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/johnbushmills/Photo-0116.jpg

[magnetmaz]

You should try to talk your woman into letting you bang her while you're wearing those. That would be high comedy.

[SWIFTY]

You should try to talk your woman into letting you bang her while you're wearing those. That would be high comedy.
fucking hell she wanted yto take them to the pub the other night .

[magnetmaz]

fucking hell she wanted yto take them to the pub the other night .

How the hell are you going to double-fist pints when you've got those things on. It just doesn't make sense swifty!

[SWIFTY]

How the hell are you going to double-fist pints when you've got those things on. It just doesn't make sense swifty!
ill get a straw lol, or get Nicki to feed me beer every few seconds

[magnetmaz]

ill get a straw lol, or get Nicki to feed me beer every few seconds

You need one of these beer helmets! Maybe they sell an Incredible Hulk themed one so you can at least match the outfit.

http://www.zymetrical.com/images/products/beerhelmet.jpg

[SWIFTY]

there just so wrong them ,

[magnetmaz]

there just so wrong them ,

The guy in the picture seems to be enjoying his.... he's got his hulk gloves on AND he's getting drunk. That makes him better than you, Swifty.

[SWIFTY]

The guy in the picture seems to be enjoying his.... he's got his hulk gloves on AND he's getting drunk. That makes him better than you, Swifty.
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m284/johnbushmills/hulk.gif
ill get one of these tomorrow

[Doc]

Kevin Bloody Wilson...

Thats the one:

"Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can i feel your tits?
Or would you show them to me?"

[SWIFTY]

Thats the one:

"Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can i feel your tits?
Or would you show them to me?"

verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'


Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk

(http://a.tribalfusion.com/l.click?clickID=OSCKNNKUIOTHIGPLPYOQIQMXEHIPEQRRNI YGCNHJIVEHLCKJCUQPLPQJQCWKLDRHOJIHHMEOJQMFI&clickURL=http%3a%2f%2fmedia%2efastclick%2enet%2fw% 2fclick%2ehere%3fsid%3d23444%26m%3d6%26c%3d1) http://a.tribalfusion.com/i.ad?site=SongLyricscom&adSpace=ROS&size=300x250&requestID=258210786 (http://a.tribalfusion.com/i.click?site=SongLyricscom&adSpace=ROS&size=300x250&requestID=258210786)


But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off:


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can fuck off then'


Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'

[magnetmaz]

http://home.comcast.net/~magnetmaz/swifty.jpg

[SWIFTY]

http://home.comcast.net/%7Emagnetmaz/swifty.jpg
ah yr now making sence