Magazine SALE!!!!!!

[GAMC+BCBB]

Ok My dads best friend is like this dorky traditional english yuppie guy and he was a playboy collecter and he gave me 3 boxes of the shit to sell on ebay but due to technical problems with ebay I have some rare playboys from the 80s and shit and some rare put outs they did I guess if people are into this shit and every issue from like 87 to like 2 years ago and want to sell the whole lot for 300 bucks so if anybody is down or knows somebody let me know many thanks!

[PromoteChaos]

Ok My dads best friend is like this dorky traditional english yuppie guy and he was a playboy collecter and he gave me 3 boxes of the shit to sell on ebay but due to technical problems with ebay I have some rare playboys from the 80s and shit and some rare put outs they did I guess if people are into this shit and every issue from like 87 to like 2 years ago and want to sell the whole lot for 300 bucks so if anybody is down or knows somebody let me know many thanks!




Come again. What are you trying to say? Your dads best friends dorky mothers sisters brothers aunt saw Ferris Bueler pass out at a gay bar last night?

[socalsk1nhead]

Who actually looks at playboys anymore when you can get the 6 photoshoot per magazine 3 pack for 8 bucks where the girls take it on the face? I mean seriously, this is the new millennium.

[caspar]

Ok My dads best friend is like this dorky traditional english yuppie guy and he was a playboy collecter and he gave me 3 boxes of the shit to sell on ebay but due to technical problems with ebay I have some rare playboys from the 80s and shit and some rare put outs they did I guess if people are into this shit and every issue from like 87 to like 2 years ago and want to sell the whole lot for 300 bucks so if anybody is down or knows somebody let me know many thanks!


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The above symbols and punctuation marks are your friends. Do not be afraid of them. They do not bite.

Who actually looks at playboys anymore when you can get the 6 photoshoot per magazine 3 pack for 8 bucks where the girls take it on the face? I mean seriously, this is the new millennium.
Yes. We've amazingly gone from 1907 to 2007. I hear there are these newfangled ideas called "moving pictures" and "the internet". Magazines? Seriously? Come on, man. Where's the animated tentacle lovins?!?!?! Psh.

[sevenatenine]

Thats cool,I have an old Playboy from 1976 I think it is and a "Man to Man" magazine from 19fifty something I have some other old ones too....I like collecting old magazines,National geographic too...I had soo many I had to get rid of...I have the first issue from 1887 still though

[socalsk1nhead]

Yes. We've amazingly gone from 1907 to 2007. I hear there are these newfangled ideas called "moving pictures" and "the internet". Magazines? Seriously? Come on, man. Where's the animated tentacle lovins?!?!?! Psh.

Don't call my bluff. I can come up with tentacle lovins in a heartbeat.

[caspar]

Don't call my bluff. I can come up with tentacle lovins in a heartbeat.screenshot or it didn't happen. :tongue:

[grouchybastid]

Don't call my bluff. I can come up with tentacle lovins in a heartbeat.

screenshot or it didn't happen. :tongue:

You two just knock it off! And so-help-me, there had better not be any screenshots! :mad:



:tongue:

[caspar]

Oh come on. There's nothing sexier than tentacles. hahahahaha

Where's your sense of adventure, man?!?!

[grouchybastid]

Oh come on. There's nothing sexier than tentacles. hahahahaha

Where's your sense of adventure, man?!?!

My sense of adventure is firmly in place, thankyouverymuch. It just knows to stop when there's tentacles involved. Tentacles == wrong, whether you're talking food OR porn!

[PromoteChaos]

My sense of adventure is firmly in place, thankyouverymuch. It just knows to stop when there's tentacles involved. Tentacles == wrong, whether you're talking food OR porn!

You're hot for it, aren't you? I bet you're cruising google right now searching your lil heart out. I bet there's a rocket in your pocket just waiting to explode, but poor thing can't find the right tenti sex pics.

Poor thing! I'd help you, but I have a headache this big............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................>

[Skones]

I have a headache this big............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................>

I've got something that big too...

You show me yours, I'll show you mine...

[PromoteChaos]

I've got something that big too...



Too bad it's someone elses

[grouchybastid]

You're hot for it, aren't you? I bet you're cruising google right now searching your lil heart out. I bet there's a rocket in your pocket just waiting to explode, but poor thing can't find the right tenti sex pics.

Poor thing! I'd help you, but I have a headache this big............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................>


Naw, but I seriously need to get my girl a seal hat like in your sig. Then I'd get to play polar bear....and we all know how much polar bears love to eat seal. :wink:

[PromoteChaos]

Naw, but I seriously need to get my girl a seal hat like in your sig. Then I'd get to play polar bear....and we all know how much polar bears love to eat seal. :wink:

Phewww, I thought you were going to say that you need to get her the seal hat, so you could club her to death!

On a happy & strange note, you're making me want to have sex with a polar bear & I can honestly say that I've never said that before.

[grouchybastid]

Phewww, I thought you were going to say that you need to get her the seal hat, so you could club her to death!

On a happy & strange note, you're making me want to have sex with a polar bear & I can honestly say that I've never said that before.

Glad I could help broaden your horizons. :biggrin: Feel free to post pictures of any experiments you may run.

[caspar]

Glad I could help broaden your horizons. :biggrin: Feel free to post pictures of any experiments you may run.Hear that, A? He wants pics of tentacles!!!

[grouchybastid]

Hear that, A? He wants pics of tentacles!!!

No dammit! I was talking about polar-bear-sex experiments! :mad:

Wait, that's not much better, is it?

[caspar]

No dammit! I was talking about polar-bear-sex experiments! :mad:

Wait, that's not much better, is it?Nope. Besides, there's a much larger market for tentacles. You'd probably make a killing selling those on ebay...

[socalsk1nhead]

"The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife"

Early 19th century Japanese woodcut showing a woman making out with an octopus, while a larger octopus eats her out. The first known depiction of tentacle porn.


http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2503/dreamofthefishermanswifja3.jpg

[PromoteChaos]

Hear that, A? He wants pics of tentacles!!!


I know! He's totally hot for it, but he secretly told me that he used to be so obsessed with it/them that he thought about & looked it up 24/7. After his 2nd job had to let him go because of his odd addiction, he started going to TA meetings to get off of it. That's why he didn't want us to know about the addiction - he's afraid of getting sickly obsessed with them again. Poor guy



"The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife"

Early 19th century Japanese woodcut showing a woman making out with an octopus, while a larger octopus eats her out. The first known depiction of tentacle porn.


http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2503/dreamofthefishermanswifja3.jpg



SHWIIIIING! I just got a boner so fast & hard that it knocked my pussy off the couch!

[grouchybastid]

You people all need help. F'reals.

*shakes head sadly and walks away*

[caspar]

I know! He's totally hot for it, but he secretly told me that he used to be so obsessed with it/them that he thought about & looked it up 24/7. After his 2nd job had to let him go because of his odd addiction, he started going to TA meetings to get off of it. That's why he didn't want us to know about the addiction - he's afraid of getting sickly obsessed with them again. Poor guy


You people all need help. F'reals.

*shakes head sadly and walks away*

It's ok, Randy. We know your secret. We still love you. :biggrin:
Don't hate. you lurve us.

[PromoteChaos]

It's ok, Randy. We know your secret. We still love you. :biggrin:
Don't hate. you lurve us.

He's busy jerking it to octopus pics right now

[socalsk1nhead]

He's busy jerking it to octopus pics right now


Like this?


NSFW!























http://gomi.outerworldadult.com/wp-content/files/cephalopodporn1.jpg

[socalsk1nhead]

SHWIIIIING! I just got a boner so fast & hard that it knocked my pussy off the couch!


If that's what I can do from across the country, just think of what I do to caspar when she's in the same room.

[caspar]

If that's what I can do from across the country, just think of what I do to caspar when she's in the same room.

a) Jesus, Joel... :redface:

He's busy jerking it to octopus pics right nowb) You know, tentacle sex is a hell of a lot more disturbing in actual pictures.... hahahahaha! RANDY YOU'RE SICK! :tongue:

[grouchybastid]

a) Jesus, Joel... :redface:

b) You know, tentacle sex is a hell of a lot more disturbing in actual pictures.... hahahahaha! RANDY YOU'RE SICK! :tongue:

Why do you people hate me? Why? What have I ever done? :frown:


Joel, I don't even wanna know what you came across while searching for that pic. jeez.....

[caspar]

Why do you people hate me? Why? What have I ever done? :frown:


Joel, I don't even wanna know what you came across while searching for that pic. jeez.....
I KNEW you'd come back to this thread!! They always do... Can't leave the crime scene alone, huh? :tongue:

Nah, I'm with you on this one. That was hella disturbing. I only give you shit because I lurrrrrrve you. Ask Joel. I fuck with him all the time.

edit: Don't none a youse even think about misquoting that last sentence. *looks pointedly at Joel*

[PromoteChaos]

I KNEW you'd come back to this thread!! They always do... Can't leave the crime scene alone, huh? :tongue:

Nah, I'm with you on this one. That was hella disturbing. I only give you shit because I lurrrrrrve you. Ask Joel. I fuck with him all the time.

edit: Don't none a youse even think about misquoting that last sentence. *looks pointedly at Joel*

How exactly do you "fuck w/Joel all of the time"? Do you hold up his legs like a wheel barrel & lift him up & down making him go in & out of whatever you're making him fuck (not sure that I really want to know)?

.....................or do you thrust his whole body in & out of a big gaping hole, like he's a carrot & you're dipping him in & out of ranch dressing?

[socalsk1nhead]

How exactly do you "fuck w/Joel all of the time"? Do you hold up his legs like a wheel barrel & lift him up & down making him go in & out of whatever you're making him fuck (not sure that I really want to know)?

.....................or do you thrust his whole body in & out of a big gaping hole, like he's a carrot & you're dipping him in & out of ranch dressing?


OMG Allie....those are some awesome suggestions. I know how we're going to christen the new apartment.

[socalsk1nhead]

This thread needs more octopus porn

[caspar]

How exactly do you "fuck w/Joel all of the time"? Do you hold up his legs like a wheel barrel & lift him up & down making him go in & out of whatever you're making him fuck (not sure that I really want to know)?

.....................or do you thrust his whole body in & out of a big gaping hole, like he's a carrot & you're dipping him in & out of ranch dressing?hahahaha! well, i guess i can't accuse you of misquoting!

This thread needs more octopus pornno it doesn't. you post yucky octopus porn.

[socalsk1nhead]

no it doesn't. you post yucky octopus porn.

So I have to post sexier octopus porn?

[Bruiser]

Sometimes... when I'm really hardcore avoiding writing a paper... I open threads I never would otherwise... and sometimes they make me die a little inside... thanks for killing me slowly guys...

[dexy]

Sometimes... when I'm really hardcore avoiding writing a paper... I open threads I never would otherwise... and sometimes they make me die a little inside... thanks for killing me slowly guys...


Amen sister! and to think at one time I thought Joel and Grouchy were cuties, geez :rolleyes:

[socalsk1nhead]

Amen sister! and to think at one time I thought Joel and Grouchy were cuties, geez :rolleyes:


Haha awww you used to think I was cute?

[grouchybastid]

Amen sister! and to think at one time I thought Joel and Grouchy were cuties, geez :rolleyes:

Hey, don't blame me for any of this! It's all Joel's fault. Him and his goddamn tentacles.

[dexy]

hahaah you guys are still cuties...but if you really want to break in your apartment Joel, I suggest you guys have sex on everything (tables, chairs, couch, etc) that is the best and than don't tell your friends where you had sex so they will still sit on your furniture and eat on your table :wink:

[socalsk1nhead]

hahaah you guys are still cuties...but if you really want to break in your apartment Joel, I suggest you guys have sex on everything (tables, chairs, couch, etc) that is the best and than don't tell your friends where you had sex so they will still sit on your furniture and eat on your table :wink:

Haha. Like she said in another thread, she blames me for making her into a nympho. I like the way you think though.

I hate to see what a blacklight will show 2 weeks after we move in.

[grouchybastid]

Haha. Like she said in another thread, she blames me for making her into a nympho. I like the way you think though.

I hate to see what a blacklight will show 2 weeks after we move in.

OK seriously, do NOT post pics.

[caspar]

OK seriously, do NOT post pics.It's ok, Randy, I'll protect you. Actually, I'll also personally murderize him if he does.

[grouchybastid]

It's ok, Randy, I'll protect you. Actually, I'll also personally murderize him if he does.

Excellent. We're all good then.

Oh and by the way...you have my permission to name the kid after me. :wink:

[caspar]

Excellent. We're all good then.

Oh and by the way...you have my permission to name the kid after me. :wink:hahahaha! I doubt you'll remember this three years from now, and the next thing I know, you'll have dragged me on to Judge Judy trying to sue me for infringement of some sort simply because I named my daughter Randy. And here I thought we were friends. :frown:

[grouchybastid]

hahahaha! I doubt you'll remember this three years from now, and the next thing I know, you'll have dragged me on to Judge Judy trying to sue me for infringement of some sort simply because I named my daughter Randy. And here I thought we were friends. :frown:

No way, I've got a steel-trap memory.

Besides, Judge Judy? Pfft....I know her son, he's a total pussy. No way I'd deal with her dried up old ass.

[caspar]

No way, I've got a steel-trap memory.

Besides, Judge Judy? Pfft....I know her son, he's a total pussy. No way I'd deal with her dried up old ass.How about the balding white dude from Texas, then? Shit, I don't know. As long as I don't suddenly get a subpoena I'm golden.

[socalsk1nhead]

Excellent. We're all good then.

Oh and by the way...you have my permission to name the kid after me. :wink:

Just as long as he doesn't have the same weird cephalapod fetishes you do.

:tongue:

[grouchybastid]

How about the balding white dude from Texas, then? Shit, I don't know. As long as I don't suddenly get a subpoena I'm golden.

Nah, no worries. You keep Joel and his tentacle porn away, and I'll keep the lawyers away. Deal?


Just as long as he doesn't have the same weird cephalapod fetishes you do.

:tongue:

Let's just remember who posted the pics, hmmmmm??? You wanna avoid odd inherited traits, you may want to consider sperm donation. :eek:

[caspar]

Nah, no worries. You keep Joel and his tentacle porn away, and I'll keep the lawyers away. Deal?Deal.


Let's just remember who posted the pics, hmmmmm??? You wanna avoid odd inherited traits, you may want to consider sperm donation. :eek:hahahaha! Oh, if I could rep you again, I would.

[socalsk1nhead]

I would post more pictures, but I'm forbidden. I grossed C out the other night when we were on AIM looking at pics on google.