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OiMommy!

08-30-2006, 10:58 AM

magnetmaz

08-30-2006, 11:08 AM

OiMommy!

08-30-2006, 11:18 AM

They keep advertising this tattoo fading creme on Sirius, endorsed by professional tattoo artists / tattoo removal people. I was wondering if it worked or not as well ...but i thought i heard the price of the creme was over a hundred bucks.
Im interested in it as Id think the lighter the tattoo the easier removal and the less sessions Id need(each session costs me $150!).......I was going to try Hydoquine,a perscription skin lightener-just like you use for your anus!-to see if it would help fade them .......I dunno it just seems sketchy.....

magnetmaz

08-30-2006, 11:29 AM

I was going to try Hydoquine,a perscription skin lightener-just like you use for your anus!-to see if it would help fade them .....

Oh, that shit is the bomb. My butthole is so light now i can almost see my reflection in it.

It's beginning to radiate an aura of light-energy, just like a little baby Jesus.

beer and loathing

08-30-2006, 11:35 AM

Oh, that shit is the bomb. My butthole is so light now i can almost see my reflection in it.

It's beginning to radiate an aura of light-energy, just like a little baby Jesus.

Now you just have to get your butthole pierced! Oimommy had a link up on the last board with all kinds of fancy butthole jewelry!

PapaSkin

08-30-2006, 11:38 AM

Your anus?? What the fuck would you be messing around with your anus for? Fer real? lol

Dutch Raven

08-30-2006, 11:40 AM

It'd really want to advertise with a fading USA flag if I want to sell in the US:
http://www.dermasal.com/images/index_02.jpg

Stupid.

PapaSkin

08-30-2006, 11:47 AM

It'd really want to advertise with a fading USA flag if I want to sell in the US:
http://www.dermasal.com/images/index_02.jpg

Stupid.
haha, good point!

magnetmaz

08-30-2006, 11:47 AM

Your anus?? What the fuck would you be messing around with your anus for? Fer real? lol

Some of us understand the importance of good grooming.

;)

grouchybastid

08-30-2006, 11:54 AM

http://www.dermasal.com/?gclid=CK2cyY3Ih4cCFQKXHgode2siZA

Anybody see this/heard of it/used etc etc????? Its not really a cream I guess its a "salt abrasion solution" and I guess its a 3 or 4 step process.........

My sister sent me the link(Ive been in the long,painful and expensive process of removing the tattoos on my hands for sometime now)

It sounds like bullshit to me but I guess mainly because Ive never heard or read about before........Anyone?

I dunno...smells like bullshit to me as well. I can't imagine that anything that can penetrate your skin deep enough to affect a tattoo will be painless and not leave all kinds of scarring.

And what the fuck with advertising for a book on "The Secret Dangers of Tattoos"??

OiMommy!

08-30-2006, 11:55 AM

Your anus?? What the fuck would you be messing around with your anus for? Fer real? lol

Oohh you missed out a involved thread........Anus Bleaching!!!
ALLLLLLLLLLL the cool kids are doing it!!!:biggrin:

magnetmaz

08-30-2006, 12:00 PM

Now you just have to get your butthole pierced! Oimommy had a link up on the last board with all kinds of fancy butthole jewelry!

Oooohh! We'll have to sit together and pick out something nice from the catalog. Maybe my birthstone would look pretty in a gold setting....with some diamond bagettes around it to make it sparkle. Something to draw attention AWAY from my hairy ass.

PapaSkin

08-30-2006, 12:58 PM

beer and loathing

08-30-2006, 01:06 PM

Haha, I guess I'll be ok in life even though I missed out on the "cool thread of anus bleaching" - In fact, I think I shall fall to my knees now and give thanks for never having to weed thru such a thing! ;)

Then you should also give thanks to have missed the "cool thread of anus piercing" too!!!

magnetmaz

08-30-2006, 01:08 PM

Yep, yep. Technology, man, i tell you....

...there's not much you CAN'T do with an anus these days.

beer and loathing

08-30-2006, 01:18 PM

Ha ha, I bet you could EVEN get all of your butt hair permanently removed!

Packratt

08-30-2006, 01:34 PM

Hmm, I bet it's some sort of potassium hydroxide solution, it's the alkali that's used to remove warts and whatnot.

Yep, chemically burn that tattoo away over the period of 18 months with lye, that must be why the kit includes a soothing cream.

magnetmaz

08-30-2006, 01:35 PM

Ha ha, I bet you could EVEN get all of your butt hair permanently removed!

I'm sure you could, but why would you want to. I mean, that sounds a little faggy for my tastes. I draw the line at anal bleaching and asshole jewelry ...that's still "Man's Man" territory.

Dutch Raven

08-30-2006, 01:51 PM

asshole jewelry

I'm glad I don't know about everything that's going on in this world...

SkinnyBird

08-30-2006, 02:05 PM

http://www.dermasal.com/?gclid=CK2cyY3Ih4cCFQKXHgode2siZA

Anybody see this/heard of it/used etc etc????? Its not really a cream I guess its a "salt abrasion solution" and I guess its a 3 or 4 step process.........

My sister sent me the link(Ive been in the long,painful and expensive process of removing the tattoos on my hands for sometime now)

It sounds like bullshit to me but I guess mainly because Ive never heard or read about before........Anyone?

go with your gut. I'm quite sure it's BS, it sounds like it's just an exfoliater.

OiMommy!

08-31-2006, 10:12 AM

go with your gut. I'm quite sure it's BS, it sounds like it's just an exfoliater.
Yeah Im going to use the PERSCRIPTION skin bleaching cream to help fade BEFORE my next laser treatment as this shit is "too good to be true"!
I mean seriously,if it was good shit that worked itd be available everywhere!

Tokyohoon

08-31-2006, 11:11 AM

...there's not much you CAN'T do with an anus these days.

Yep, you can stretch 'em to 6 foot tall, throw a uniform on 'em and hand 'em a radar gun and let themman speed traps. But they've been doing that for years.

Sorry to burst your buble, 'Ness, but this shit is exactly that - shit.

The way it works is to give your upper skin layers more opacity - making the tattoo appear to fade - and the effect is TEMPORARY. You'll get to see your tats fade right back in.

Other products this fine company sells:

Breast Enlargement pills

Penis Enlargement pills

Penis "Stiffener" pills

All Natural Get Pregnant Now pills

Vaginal Odor Pills

(Oh yeah - should mention, they're a sort of competitor of the company I work at in the daytime. Head office has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge file on 'em. Snake oil salesmen.)

grouchybastid

08-31-2006, 12:28 PM

Other products this fine company sells:

Breast Enlargement pills

Penis Enlargement pills

Penis "Stiffener" pills

All Natural Get Pregnant Now pills

Vaginal Odor Pills

(Oh yeah - should mention, they're a sort of competitor of the company I work at in the daytime. Head office has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge file on 'em. Snake oil salesmen.)

Goddamn. There's a simple cure for vaginal odor. It's called SOAP.

magnetmaz

08-31-2006, 12:45 PM

Goddamn. There's a simple cure for vaginal odor. It's called SOAP.

There really is nothing as nice as a freshly soaped up vagina ...

grouchybastid

08-31-2006, 01:50 PM

There really is nothing as nice as a freshly soaped up vagina ...

Too true

SkinnyBird

09-01-2006, 01:23 AM

Yeah Im going to use the PERSCRIPTION skin bleaching cream to help fade BEFORE my next laser treatment as this shit is "too good to be true"!
I mean seriously,if it was good shit that worked itd be available everywhere!
I think the FDA just banned the hydroquinone stuff or whatever it's called. Neautrogena Healthy Skin SPF 15 with AHA would work better.

OiMommy!

09-01-2006, 07:48 AM

I think the FDA just banned the hydroquinone stuff or whatever it's called. Neautrogena Healthy Skin SPF 15 with AHA would work better.
My derm just gave me a perscription so its not banned in the US!

I know its been banned for years in the UK............

rachel

09-05-2006, 12:29 PM

http://www.dermasal.com/?gclid=CK2cyY3Ih4cCFQKXHgode2siZA

Anybody see this/heard of it/used etc etc????? Its not really a cream I guess its a "salt abrasion solution" and I guess its a 3 or 4 step process.........

My sister sent me the link(Ive been in the long,painful and expensive process of removing the tattoos on my hands for sometime now)

It sounds like bullshit to me but I guess mainly because Ive never heard or read about before........Anyone?

They dont shoot you fulll of novacain to lazer those off? I have had mine hit twice then got preggers. I got the novicain and only felt a prick here and there. The OB nixxed the rest of it until after the baby. So i have quater burned of tatts.

magnetmaz

09-05-2006, 12:44 PM

So i heard the advertisement on Sirius radio on the way to work again for this Tattoo Fading Creme called "Wrecking Balm" ... i just googled it and it is what you say - a 1% hydroquinone skin-lightening creme.

Seems like people are really disappointed with it, too ...as it's VERY expensive to buy the name brand ...like $150-$600 depending on how much at a time you buy ... but it's the same shit as is in a $6.00 bottle at Walgreens.

Guess there's no hope for my "2 Legit 2 Quit" MC Hammer tribute ink i got that runs across my entire back.

beer and loathing

09-05-2006, 12:51 PM

Guess there's no hope for my "2 Legit 2 Quit" MC Hammer tribute ink i got that runs across my entire back.

You should be more worried about that "Hammertime" tattoo you have on your lower back right above your ass!

magnetmaz

09-05-2006, 01:00 PM

You should be more worried about that "Hammertime" tattoo you have on your lower back right above your ass!

Ah, yes... my Hammer Tramp-Stamp. It looks really good when i'm wearing a thong that peaks out above my low-rise jeans. You Can't Touch This, indeed!