Pet Peeves

[peteparilla]

everyone has a few that other people don't quite understand...what are yours


i hate my wife squeezing the toothpaste tube in the middle

hair lint or fuzzies...whenever i see a woman whether i know them or not with a fuzzy on her, anywhere.. i have to make conversation so i can bring it up and pick it off her...

[sammienj]

people who chew with their mouths open or suck on their teeth. drives me insane.

[Facetothesouth]

When people invade my personal space. Can't stand it when people are all touchy feely with you when they don't even know you. Don't care if you're some hot broad either you're gonna get the same reaction from me.

[Danibyrd]

the high pitched laughter of really boring and air-headed ladies. grinds of my frickin' nerves.

misplacing my purse/wallet/keys... do it all the time.

[sammienj]

When people invade my personal space. Can't stand it when people are all touchy feely with you when they don't even know you. Don't care if you're some hot broad either you're gonna get the same reaction from me.

I fucking hate when people touch me. It happens a lot and I try to let it go because more of the time it's harmless..but motherfuck. I wanna punch people in the face when it happens.

[Hostile City 215]

Slow drivers in the speeding lane or traveling slower then the speed limit.

Slow walkers that take up the whole side walk.

Babies that never stop crying.

Rude kids.

This list could honestly be a mile long...and get quite racist haha!

[Facetothesouth]

I fucking hate when people touch me. It happens a lot and I try to let it go because more of the time it's harmless..but motherfuck. I wanna punch people in the face when it happens.
Aside from being awkward as fuck mine actually stemmed from my good friends pushing my buttons trying their hardest to piss me off and make me as uncomfortable as they can. Thanks to them when someone gets too close for my liking I start making a fist out of habit.


Slow drivers in the speeding lane or traveling slower then the speed limit.


I especially LOVE the ones who ride your ass, switch lanes, pass you, get in front of you and then go SLOWER than you. FUCK!

[Swiatek]

When people invade my personal space. Can't stand it when people are all touchy feely with you when they don't even know you. Don't care if you're some hot broad either you're gonna get the same reaction from me.
For me, that even extends to the bed. We're done, ya better roll yer ass over to the other side. Don't fucking touch me. Exceptions are made, but with gritted teeth.

[Cool Hand Luke]

I'm a delivery driver. I hate pretty much everyone else in an automobile.
I hate when I'm drinking coffee and the waitress adds more to my coffee/cream concoction without asking. Just bring me a fucking pot of my own!
I hate parents that don't buckle their kids up, or make them sit in a shopping cart like the diagram on the cart shows. Poor kids gonna crack his head like an egg, bitch.

[Facetothesouth]

For me, that even extends to the bed. We're done, ya better roll yer ass over to the other side. Don't fucking touch me. Exceptions are made, but with gritted teeth.

Exceptions can be made but when I want to sleep I make it clear to her that I can't sleep well at all when someone's touching me. Yeah you sometimes gotta do the obligatory cuddling in the beginning but when I'm trying to doze off I'm on my own side and it has to stay that way. Being a light sleeper sucks.

[sammienj]

Exceptions can be made but when I want to sleep I make it clear to her that I can't sleep well at all when someone's touching me. Yeah you sometimes gotta do the obligatory cuddling in the beginning but when I'm trying to doze off I'm on my own side and it has to stay that way. Being a light sleeper sucks.

...I totally just realized that the first time I met you, I gave you a hug. Any other time I see you, I give you a big ole hug. Does that bother you? haha

[Cool Hand Luke]

...I totally just realized that the first time I met you, I gave you a hug. Any other time I see you, I give you a big ole hug. Does that bother you? haha

rub boob...

[sammienj]

rub boob...

Hahaha maybe you're right...

[Swiatek]

Hahaha maybe you're right...
Haaahaaha yeah Sammie you get a total pass. If you hit up Dale and he gets squirmy, well then he's a fag.

[skingirl_em]

I really hate women who go to the shop still wearing their nightwear. It only takes a minute to get dressed.

[Swiatek]

I really hate women who go to the shop still wearing their nightwear. It only takes a minute to get dressed.
You mean negligee shit? Cos us night clerks live for that.

[Cool Hand Luke]

Here's one' TEXTS. Serious fucking things are going on in my life... and I don't have a fucking clue what the person texting me in is trying to convey.

Here's another: spellcheck. Ya'll don't know wtf "texting" or "spellcheck" or "wtf" are? Eat a dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skingirl_em]

You mean negligee shit? Cos us night clerks live for that.

In the morning after they drop kids off at school, they still aren't dressed

[peteparilla]

In the morning after they drop kids off at school, they still aren't dressed

i have to say i don't mind the negligee or silky tops in public but i do hate looking at those fucking kids who wear pajama pants out...while on the clothes topic
droopy ass pants...pull your pants up you fucking idiots and put your cap on straight...
all forms of wiggers and chiggers

[skingirl_em]

You'd hate this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1246722/Cover-No-shopping-PJs-barefoot-Tesco-tells-shoppers-supermarket-unveil-dress-code.html

[Facetothesouth]

...I totally just realized that the first time I met you, I gave you a hug. Any other time I see you, I give you a big ole hug. Does that bother you? haha

Haha that doesn't bother me actually. If I'm formally meeting you then girls get a hug and guys get a handshake. It's just when people who think they can go up to some random person and be all touchy feely that pisses me the fuck off. Make eye contact, say your name and then I'll greet you accordingly. Also, like Swiatek said you get an instant pass cause you're cute as shit, Sammie and I totally accidentally touched your ass the first time I met you haha.:p;)

[peteparilla]

You'd hate this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1246722/Cover-No-shopping-PJs-barefoot-Tesco-tells-shoppers-supermarket-unveil-dress-code.html

i hate the picture...i'm not fond of dress codes either...it annoys the shit out of me when ppl wear it but if they wanna look like assholes it's on them...don't tell me what to wear you know...

[Cash Money]

Dirt or grime, if I'm cleaning my apartment and find any dirt in a small crack or where ever I have to clean it no matter how hidden it may be. I'll start pulling out brushes, Q-tips, brilo whatever it takes to get the job done.

[MazelTovCocktail]

finger drumming, tapping, pen clicking - any kind of repetitive noise...i actually found out that is a common annoyance for my type of hearing loss as well, weird. gum cracking is a big one too.

[Danibyrd]

Haha that doesn't bother me actually. If I'm formally meeting you then girls get a hug and guys get a handshake. It's just when people who think they can go up to some random person and be all touchy feely that pisses me the fuck off. Make eye contact, say your name and then I'll greet you accordingly. Also, like Swiatek said you get an instant pass cause you're cute as shit, Sammie and I totally accidentally touched your ass the first time I met you haha.:p;)
accidentally-on-purpose.:P

white people in dreads, people who give PC lessons but live in a posh neighborhood,...trustefarian bongo playing soap dodgers

[Chunk]

Next time I see someone driving and talkin on their phone I plan to ram the shit outta them! Pay attention dipshit!

[Glenndle]

I hate when people grab my arms to get a better look at my tattoos. Who the fuck said you could touch me?

[Funky_Kingston]

When people hang the toilet paper roll with the flap in the back, that's just stupid.

Mouth breathers or people who go around with their mouth open all the time

People who dig their ears in public, or worse, when they dig their ears and then look at their finger with intense interest. Buy some fuckin q-tips and deal with personal hygiene at home, or at least out of my eye-line.

And yes, people I don't know getting touchy or getting up in my space, and even some people I do know (most in fact).

[MazelTovCocktail]

When people hang the toilet paper roll with the flap in the back, that's just stupid.


you are dead to me..i'm the complete opposite...and my boyfriend puts the flap over, grrrr

[sammienj]

Haha that doesn't bother me actually. If I'm formally meeting you then girls get a hug and guys get a handshake. It's just when people who think they can go up to some random person and be all touchy feely that pisses me the fuck off. Make eye contact, say your name and then I'll greet you accordingly. Also, like Swiatek said you get an instant pass cause you're cute as shit, Sammie and I totally accidentally touched your ass the first time I met you haha.:p;)

Hahahah did you really? I blame the drunkeness on not noticing but oh well! It's only an ass :)

[ryan 3001]

fat people walking very slow down the subway stairs, and you can't get around them. people walking slow who are fat on the sidewalk. I really fuckin hate being caught up behind some slow people. I used to work on canal street and had to take the train and walk down canal to get to my old job, that's where the frustration really kicked in...heh

[TheKid]

fat people walking very slow down the subway stairs, and you can't get around them. people walking slow who are fat on the sidewalk. I really fuckin hate being caught up behind some slow people. I used to work on canal street and had to take the train and walk down canal to get to my old job, that's where the frustration really kicked in...heh

union square 4,5,6 is the worst. one of the busiest hubs and one of the skinniest stairways. can't even pass people.

which leads to my biggest peeve. lateness and people who have no concept of time.

[Swiatek]

accidentally-on-purpose.:P

white people in dreads, people who give PC lessons but live in a posh neighborhood,...trustefarian bongo playing soap dodgers
I have found that an empty coffee can, a drum stick, and a drunken lack of rhythm will break up any hippie drum circle.

[beans]

People who think they are entitled. People who call Espresso, "Expresso", that annoys the SHIT out of me. Pretty much every driver in Massachusetts, because they don't know the meaning of right-of-way or how to deal with a four-way stop. I have more, lots more.

[TheKid]

every driver in new england annoys me, then again i'm a driver from nyc so my patience behind the wheel is kinda horrible. but still i prefer NJ drivers to anybody in new england.

[Pagal]

Hell, if I didn't post this someone else would!

http://www.pocomoketattler.com/Pics/nagger.jpg

[TheKid]

south park bothers you???

[magichateball]

I hate when people grab my arms to get a better look at my tattoos. Who the fuck said you could touch me?

Ima fuckin do that when i hang out with Sammie and we kidnap you to come out with us...just because im a douchebag like that! haha

[magichateball]

People who think they are entitled. People who call Espresso, "Expresso", that annoys the SHIT out of me. Pretty much every driver in Massachusetts, because they don't know the meaning of right-of-way or how to deal with a four-way stop. I have more, lots more.


every driver in new england annoys me, then again i'm a driver from nyc so my patience behind the wheel is kinda horrible. but still i prefer NJ drivers to anybody in new england.

People that bitch about Massachusetts/ New England drivers. If youre from out of state heres a tip: Not everyone drives like a suicidal douchebag...like they do in NY.And as far people that live in this area: Its Massachusetts! We are not known as Massholes for nothing! Nine times out of 10, its shitheads from Boston that drive like that...thats why i take the train. But yeah, I can negotiate a 4 way stop fine and i do give right of way....but its the impatient asshole behind me that has to drive 120 to pass me when he knows damn well as soon as i pass the fuckwit in the middle lane, Id move over for him.

[FILTHYANGELS]

when people bring their toddlers to work and let them roam free to bother the customers waiting...

people who dont shut the fuck up when your tryin to concentrate...

and people who make me wait when they said they were ready, when i offer a ride...!

[Funky_Kingston]

you are dead to me..i'm the complete opposite...and my boyfriend puts the flap over, grrrr

I just don't get it. You want things you commonly reach for closer to you, not further from you, and when you need ass paper you really need it. Doesn't make sense to me having the flap in the back, especially when it hides instead of hangs. Makes me grit my teeth when I see it.
I probably need some kind of help.

[Al Swearengen]

When people are walking slowly and taking up the whole hallway and then suddenly stop. Fuck you, you're getting bowled over.
People who act clueless in various situations and won't ask anyone for help but give the impression by their body language that they need direction of some sort and expect me or anyone to help them. Fucking ask me. If you don't, I'm going to mind my own fucking business and leave you to your ignorance.

[pinnskin]

People who are so into equal rights for everything- including animals- that they try shoving it in your face and people who are vegan or vegetarian who lecture you about what food companies to do animals and how bad it is for you. It's like, you think I've never heard that? Yeah, it sucks how some of them are treated, but they're delicious and for us to eat. Other animals eat animals and kill them in torturous ways like poison them slowly or crush them or eat them alive, so why would it matter that we do? I feel differently about domesticated animals of course, and I'm against fur as a fashion.

I also hate girls who wear those boots with the fur and the dangly balls.
People who dress, act, and think they are 'gangsta'.

[Al Swearengen]

People who are so into equal rights for everything- including animals- that they try shoving it in your face and people who are vegan or vegetarian who lecture you about what food companies to do animals and how bad it is for you. It's like, you think I've never heard that? Yeah, it sucks how some of them are treated, but they're delicious and for us to eat. Other animals eat animals and kill them in torturous ways like poison them slowly or crush them or eat them alive, so why would it matter that we do? I feel differently about domesticated animals of course, and I'm against fur as a fashion.

I also hate girls who wear those boots with the fur and the dangly balls.
People who dress, act, and think they are 'gangsta'.


I didn't really read what you wrote, but you said "dangly balls". haha, ok, and i'm done.

[magichateball]

People that stare at you while youre try to work as if their staring at you will make you work faster to get to them and people that go to a supermarket in the height of a snowstorm to buy stupid shit even though they were in the store the day before panic shopping to prepare for said storm

[Funky_Kingston]

I didn't really read what you wrote, but you said "dangly balls". haha, ok, and i'm done.

Damn, beat me to it.

[Durtycook]

Loud smacking noises when you eat.
Sniffling your snot over and over instead of just blowing your nose.
Shaking my hand with your glove on.
Rude to service people. Dick.

[2tonetomo]

Bad Drivers .
high heels on stupids cunts who cant walk in them.
people carrying little dogs or pushing them in a stroller.
people fucking up and then searching for something you have that was wrong to flip the situation
smell of tobacco .
wiggers .
white rastas.
shite beer.

[Glenndle]

people who make threads about being right-handed.

[Al Swearengen]

equal rights at the expense of others

[Swiatek]

People who clack their teeth down on their spoon/fork when they take a bite, and that asshole who's always whistle/breathing through his nose. Repeated blows from my fist to said nose will cure that for ya, buddy.

[sammienj]

People who clack their teeth down on their spoon/fork when they take a bite, and that asshole who's always whistle/breathing through his nose. Repeated blows from my fist to said nose will cure that for ya, buddy.

This shit drives me crazy too. My mom used to smack my brother with said spoon or fork on the head if he ever did that.

[TerrorBCS]

braces on skinny motherfuckers. That shit ain't nothing but a non-utilitarian fashion statement. Like a wallet chain or a hammer loop. An accessory, if you will. The whole idea is this: A fat guy is shaped like a ball, right? When he raises his arms over his head, the ball elongates. Unless the afore mentioned fat guy is wearing stretch pants, his britches do NOT allow for the change in body shape and fall to the ground. That's the physics of it. If you ain't shaped like a ball, them braces is just beads on cornrows.

[peteparilla]

picking your ass in public

[Swagger]

When I'm on a driving lesson and people tailgate me or speed passed me because I'm a bit nervous on certain roads.

[Danny_Mc]

People standing still on a moving walkway thing, at least stand to one side so the rest of us can walk past you....

Should "of" and "ir-regardless" and "could" care less...... wrong wrong wrong

[Danibyrd]

Ugg-boots.
http://megaschwez.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ugg.jpg

Crocs.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/07/23-End%20of%20Month/crocs%20suck.JPG

I also hated on Snuggies...
http://familystyles.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/snuggies.jpg
until I was given one for Christmas. Ha.

[Danny_Mc]

Ugg-boots.

Yes...Ugg Boots too (with or without dangly balls)

[Facetothesouth]

I also hated on Snuggies...until I was given one for Christmas. Ha.

Happens to worst haters! I tried my cousins and it was awesome. A blanket that fits perfectly around your body...fek yeah.

[aditopedito]

i hate when i go to the movies with my girlfriend and she's like hanging all over me its like i want to see the fucking movie thats what i came for

[Slimey Bastard]

I agree........................................

[Glenndle]

I agree........................................

With what?

[sammienj]

I agree........................................

people who don't use the quote button.

[Ruby Doe]

I also hate girls who wear those boots with the fur and the dangly balls.


I had a pair of those. And they were fucking warm.

[xAxKx]

Rudeness annoys the shit out of me.

[Tokyohoon]

People who speed up to pass you, get in front, and then slow down to under the speed limit.

Car drivers who flick cigarette butts out the window. Or any other trash for that matter.

Car drivers who think that it's OK to try to share my lane when I'm on a bike.

City planners who put manhole covers in the middle of curves or 50 feet in front of stop lights. Every biker I know has gone down at least once because of them.

Michael Jackson music, images or even his name in print. The fucker is dead, now let him lie.

People who don't hold the elevator for folks ten steps away from the doors.

[SkinInTheSticks]

People who speed up to pass you, get in front, and then slow down to under the speed limit.

Michael Jackson music, images or even his name in print. The fucker is dead, now let him lie.

People who don't hold the elevator for folks ten steps away from the doors.

Totally agree

[Thirsty Beaver]

People who are down on themselves.

My biggest pet peeve, if you don't like yourself.. I guarantee I don't like you either. Unless you don't audibly bring it up, in which case I might not.

[Austin]

City planners who put manhole covers in the middle of curves or 50 feet in front of stop lights. Every biker I know has gone down at least once because of them.



thank you! glad someone else notices this!

[MaryKathleen]

i am very hard of hearing so i have to read peoples lips so i cant stand those lil crust like things on the corners of peoples lips
or when they spit when they talk

lint and what not bugs me but not as ba d as you its jsut people that i know well cuz ill look them oer quite a lot and yeah haha

[Danny_Mc]

ppl who typ lik dis n msg brds...


Ahh I can't even do it, but you know what I mean!

[Swagger]

ppl who typ lik dis n msg brds...


Ahh I can't even do it, but you know what I mean!

Me too! I don't care what anybody says. It takes longer to deciphere the fucking sentences than it would take for them to just type normally to begin with.

[PRISONCITYSLICK]

College grads that assume themselves more informed about any given subject when talking to those of us that shunned academia.

[MazelTovCocktail]

College grads that assume themselves more informed about any given subject when talking to those of us that shunned academia.

thank you..there's a world of difference between being "educated" and being "intelligent".

[DrewSkinNJ]

Anal beads with weak strings

[MazelTovCocktail]

Anal beads with weak strings

got a few stuck up there, didya'?

[Swiatek]

College grads that assume themselves more informed about any given subject when talking to those of us that shunned academia.
Hey! Hey hey hey... That's Macadamia!

[magichateball]

Hey! Hey hey hey... That's Macadamia!

nuts!

[Durtycook]

i hate when i go to the movies with my girlfriend and she's like hanging all over me its like i want to see the fucking movie thats what i came for

Yer dumb. Fuck a movie... I'm putting a hole in the popcorn box and sending an invite...love that shit! Yeah!

[aditopedito]

Yer dumb. Fuck a movie... I'm putting a hole in the popcorn box and sending an invite...love that shit! Yeah!

oh if that was the case i would love that and i tried that but that is not the case here

[Swiatek]

oh if that was the case i would love that and i tried that but that is not the case here
Would you mind not typing in JibberJabber? In fact, just stop typing.

[pinnskin]

People standing still on a moving walkway thing, at least stand to one side so the rest of us can walk past you....

Should "of" and "ir-regardless" and "could" care less...... wrong wrong wrong

What about 'all of THE sudden'? That and 'could care less' really irritate me.

[pinnskin]

I had a pair of those. And they were fucking warm.

I just hate how they're apparently like the height of fashion and people wear them year round. It's fine if you live in a cold winter environment, but most people wear them, like I said, year round which is just ridiculous.

[SickGirl]

I can't stand when you're trying to explain something and people say "I know, I know" when everything in face shows they clearly don't know. I'd rather they say "I don't give a shit" cuz that's what they really mean. I'd probably get pissed but at least I'd respect them.

[magichateball]

Would you mind not typing in JibberJabber? In fact, just stop typing.

If I read aditos post correctly, hes been the one to reach into the popcorn box with the hole in the bottom....i could be wrong

[SickGirl]

I also can't stand that freecreditreport.com guy. Something about him annoys the hell out of me. I keep hoping someone will steal his identity and by a truck then run him over with his own ride. That's the commercial I want to see. What better way to get the point across? Shock and fear! People spend loads of money when they're scared. I'd buy a lifetime membership.

[magichateball]

I also can't stand that freecreditreport.com guy. Something about him annoys the hell out of me. I keep hoping someone will steal his identity and by a truck then run him over with his own ride. That's the commercial I want to see. What better way to get the point across? Shock and fear! People spend loads of money when they're scared. I'd buy a lifetime membership.

The 3 canadian weirdos that lip synch the songs or Ben Stein?

[SickGirl]

The 3 canadian weirdos that lip synch the songs or Ben Stein?

The weirdos...Don't think I've seen the Ben stein commercial

[DrewSkinNJ]

People. Just people in general. Nobody in particular. Everybody just pisses me off. Whether it`s the rug riders in the central NJ area who are just genetically incapable of operating a motor vehicle, the pimplefaced dipshit who 'cant grow his hair that long cause daddy will kick him out of the basement' loser thats been out of high school for 5 years and still hasn`t figured out how to bag my groceries right, or the assholes i work with that can never seem to get their shit together enough to enable me to do my job properly without chasing them down for information. And the fuckin weatherman. I hate them fortune telling gypsies. And those dirty liberal scumbags who are trying to make it illegal for me to call a mentally deficient, learning impaired, down syndrome, drooling, will never be a productive member of society retard, exactly what they are. FUCKING RETARDED!

I had a rough day, so fuck you and have a good night. =)

[DrewSkinNJ]

I also can't stand that freecreditreport.com guy. Something about him annoys the hell out of me. I keep hoping someone will steal his identity and by a truck then run him over with his own ride. That's the commercial I want to see. What better way to get the point across? Shock and fear! People spend loads of money when they're scared. I'd buy a lifetime membership.

Fuck yeah! the greasy haired singer with the crooked fuckin tooth? For some reason his face just bugs me.

[r3gulator3]

Talking on the phone. i hate it and i don't know why. i can talk to people in person, in text, in email, in a chat room, but as soon as you call me on the phone it's yes and no answers and i hang up as quickly as possible.

[RiotNotRally]

Mouth Breathers and nose whistlers. They should die

[SickGirl]

Fuck yeah! the greasy haired singer with the crooked fuckin tooth? For some reason his face just bugs me.

Yeah, the crooked tooth!!! Ugh...Who the fuck is so happy about being robbed! He's bouncing, singing and smiling with his busted grill!!! I just want to put my foot through the damn tv. Since I can't afford a new one I just change the channel, haha.

[GrottyWanker]

People who click their teeth when they talk. And bros.

[Chunk]

I hate people who hate people...oh! and the guy above me obviously.

[ssslowmotionriot]

People that leave their "bluetooth" earpieces in their ears all day when they're clearly not on the phone

[sammienj]

People. Just people in general. Nobody in particular. Everybody just pisses me off. Whether it`s the rug riders in the central NJ area who are just genetically incapable of operating a motor vehicle, the pimplefaced dipshit who 'cant grow his hair that long cause daddy will kick him out of the basement' loser thats been out of high school for 5 years and still hasn`t figured out how to bag my groceries right, or the assholes i work with that can never seem to get their shit together enough to enable me to do my job properly without chasing them down for information. And the fuckin weatherman. I hate them fortune telling gypsies. And those dirty liberal scumbags who are trying to make it illegal for me to call a mentally deficient, learning impaired, down syndrome, drooling, will never be a productive member of society retard, exactly what they are. FUCKING RETARDED!

I had a rough day, so fuck you and have a good night. =)

I miss you :)

[Hostile City 215]

Low Ceilings....FUCK that hurt!

[Patriot08]

I despise all those wannabe artsy types. People with zero artistic skill who just long for attention and the opportunity to try and show off how fucking unique they are.

[Danny_Mc]

The little tea pots in restaurants, diners etc. that pour tea all over the table every fucking time!

[ericd]

People that leave their "bluetooth" earpieces in their ears all day when they're clearly not on the phone

HELL YES....Hate that!! Like there trying to look important or can do two functions at one time. Idiots

[Hostile City 215]

Scam e-mails that offer you things you've posted as wanted on craigslist for free.

[Kampfhund]

Political Correctness

[Germs]

people

[hybrid moments]

The world
"global warming"
Politicians

[J_Byrd]

I really hate when my lips are dry or chapped! I am obsessed with lip moisturization products (always have a chapstick or gloss in my pocket and several in each purse)! I also HATE DRY (non-moisturized) HANDS! I especially hate the dryness that laundry detergent causes on hands. I hate when I have to fold my laundry after touching something with detergent on it!

[the judge]

i really hate when my lips are dry or chapped! I am obsessed with lip moisturization products (always have a chapstick or gloss in my pocket and several in each purse)! I also hate dry (non-moisturized) hands! I especially hate the dryness that laundry detergent causes on hands. I hate when i have to fold my laundry after touching something with detergent on it!
u are insane!!!

[Thirsty Beaver]

u are insane!!!

hey, stop judging.

Or at least include some of your pet peeves to keep with the theme of the thread.

Latest pet peeve: how I feel after eating potato salad.. dammit its yummy, but man do I feel gross.

[Facetothesouth]

I really hate when my lips are dry or chapped! I am obsessed with lip moisturization products (always have a chapstick or gloss in my pocket and several in each purse)! I also HATE DRY (non-moisturized) HANDS! I especially hate the dryness that laundry detergent causes on hands. I hate when I have to fold my laundry after touching something with detergent on it!

Looks like we're not making out...psshh

[Facetothesouth]

hey, stop judging.

Or at least include some of your pet peeves to keep with the theme of the thread.

Latest pet peeve: how I feel after eating potato salad.. dammit its yummy, but man do I feel gross.

Thinking about gratuitous amounts of mayo/miracle whip alone makes me want to vomit.

[Thirsty Beaver]

Thinking about gratuitous amounts of mayo/miracle whip alone makes me want to vomit.

it was that, or enough tap water to fill this void I call hunger.

Thoughts?

[Facetothesouth]

it was that, or enough tap water to fill this void I call hunger.

Thoughts?

I don't drink tap water. It's filthy.

[Thirsty Beaver]

I don't drink tap water. It's filthy.

So there is no winning.
I shoulda sat here with grumblies in my tummy?

[Facetothesouth]

So there is no winning.
I shoulda sat here with grumblies in my tummy?

Pepto brah. Or eat a shitload of greasy potato chips. Ha.

[sammienj]

Pepto brah. Or eat a shitload of greasy potato chips. Ha.

now that's what i call a meal!

[Thirsty Beaver]

Pepto brah. Or eat a shitload of greasy potato chips. Ha.

I'll just conjure some out the air!

Options were, tap water or potato salad. Technically I have some tums and Advil.. I could eat that!

[Facetothesouth]

now that's what i call a meal!

You, me, bag of potato chips, french onion dip and booze...lots of it.

[Thirsty Beaver]

You, me, bag of potato chips, french onion dip and booze...lots of it.

Mail some leftovers.. I'd eat for a week!

[Facetothesouth]

Mail some leftovers.. I'd eat for a week!

If you saw our progress in the Drunken Pics Thread you'll see that there's no such thing with us.

[sammienj]

You, me, bag of potato chips, french onion dip and booze...lots of it.

As soon as you get back, we're gonna do that again. Only more booze haha


Mail some leftovers.. I'd eat for a week!

Never. Not even a word in my vocabulary.

[DStomp]

Thinking about gratuitous amounts of mayo/miracle whip alone makes me want to vomit.

my dad puts mayo on everything. shit is heinous.

[peteparilla]

it annoys the shit outta me when my wife asks me to go to the store 3 minutes after i walk in the door...i have a cell, we have a house phone, why wait until i'm in the the door...

americans with fake ass retarded scottish sounding english accents...

[Funky_Kingston]

it annoys the shit outta me when my wife asks me to go to the store 3 minutes after i walk in the door...i have a cell, we have a house phone, why wait until i'm in the the door...

americans with fake ass retarded scottish sounding english accents...

Who the fuck does fake Scottish?

There's enclaves and islands on the East Coast of North America where people speak in a manner that is for all practical purposes straight out of the 17th/18th century. Are there really people stupid enough to fake that shit? Hard for me to get my mind around that. Reckon the human race is as fully deserving of being despised as I've always thought.
Die hipster fagots.

[peteparilla]

Who the fuck does fake Scottish?

There's enclaves and islands on the East Coast of North America where people speak in a manner that is for all practical purposes straight out of the 17th/18th century. Are there really people stupid enough to fake that shit? Hard for me to get my mind around that. Reckon the human race is as fully deserving of being despised as I've always thought.
Die hipster fagots.

the kids who still have no real identity and instead of being themselves they wanna sound english but sound more like sean connery on crack...

[Jarvis74]

One of my biggest pet peeves is dealing with people who hate their jobs and take it out on you! I’m sorry that you are upset because you feel life has dealt you a “raw deal” but please don’t take it out on me.

[J_Byrd]

americans with fake ass retarded scottish sounding english accents...


YES! I know 2 people who do/have that!!!! "Madonna syndrome", I HATE THAT!

[Stance]

I hate hamsters. They stink, they bite and always escape. Muthafuckas!

[eyeball]

I prefer rats. they're like tiny little dogs. anyway, my pet peeve is the usual old "people who don't do their job, making me have to work harder"

[tonychernobyl]

my fuckin neighbors and there stupid Cats.

[Funky_Kingston]

Falling off the wagon (wrapped in the fuckluvin axle).

[Thirsty Beaver]

If you saw our progress in the Drunken Pics Thread you'll see that there's no such thing with us.


As soon as you get back, we're gonna do that again. Only more booze haha



Never. Not even a word in my vocabulary.

Alright, mail the pictures then. I'll eat those while being jealous.

[amadupname]

When I can't smoke or swear. And Writers block.

[Swagger]

When I can't smoke or swear. And Writers block.

Speaking of smoking it pisses me off so much when people on the street do that stupid fucking fake cough at me as if I'm supposed to feel bad or something because I'm a smoker. On the other hand it pisses me off when I see people smoking and they blow smoke in the direction of people with prams or who are holding babies. I always make sure my smoke goes nowhere near children.

[Remell]

Fuckin papercuts!!

I've gotten 4 of the little stingin bastards today.

[Remell]

Oh - and static shocks - hate them too

[phillyjoe]

Definitly when people eat with there mouths open and make all them smacking noises,Alot of people do it I just don't understand.....its like they they hear it or something.

[phillyjoe]

*don't

[phillyjoe]

Also when your eating and people say what you are eating is gross................I hate it so much!!!!

[charcoal]

Oh - and static shocks - hate them too

There's a certain kind of doorknob that gives me a static shock every time I would use it. Any time of day, in any place, no matter what the situation. They're very commonly used in doctors offices or office buildings, and were used all over my high school and college campuses and the mall I worked in for five years. Collectively, that's over a third of my life wondering if the next time I try to get into a room I'll be electrified. It got to the point where I developed a fear of ALL doorknobs. Now, I pull my sleeve down or grab the bottom of my shirt before touching them to prevent getting shocked.

Fuck doorknobs.

And to stay on topic.. A pet peeve of mine is irrational fears.

[sammienj]

Alright, mail the pictures then. I'll eat those while being jealous.

Or you could always stop crying about it and come party with us. Jeez, is it that hard? :)

[jiujitsu77]

boogers. and skinheadz.net. those dudes are seriously weird.

[Monse]

Also when your eating and people say what you are eating is gross................I hate it so much!!!!


Agreed

[brandonbrownish]

I hate when my coworkers watch me work

[Cool Hand Luke]

boogers. and skinheadz.net. those dudes are seriously weird.

Skinheadz.com ain't so bad if'n yer in the mood for a small, hairless, boy...

[jiujitsu77]

Skinheadz.com ain't so bad if'n yer in the mood for a small, hairless, boy...

yeah bro is it me or is that site....well...really laced with homo-eroticism? it seriously creeps me out.

[charcoal]

Bro, it seems like you'd like to be laced with homo-eroticism.

They can help you out... http://www.oi-skinhead.com/

[RuneT]

Toilet paper rolls that go under, not over... I have to turn it around...

People that don't eat bacon... what the fuck is wrong with you, idiot?

People that ask me if my dog is a fighting dog or if it bites... Why would I want to own a dog that bites people or own a fighting dog?

People that leave their dog outside running without a leash and then complains if my dog defends himself when he's on a leash and their stupid german shepherd tries to bite him.

Chicks that fuck filthy punks while also fucking me making me have to go to the doctor to make sure I don't have STDs... Obviously I don't want stuff jammed up my penis.

People that thinks we have some kind of special connection since he/she just got a tiny tattoo on his/her wrist.

People that talk during the entire movie and then asks about the plot or some twist in the story afterwards... They should just die...

People in other cars when I'm driving.

People next to me commenting my driving when I'm driving... Shut up or walk home, moron...

[Swagger]

Toilet paper rolls that go under, not over... I have to turn it around...

People that don't eat bacon... what the fuck is wrong with you, idiot?

People that ask me if my dog is a fighting dog or if it bites... Why would I want to own a dog that bites people or own a fighting dog?

People that leave their dog outside running without a leash and then complains if my dog defends himself when he's on a leash and their stupid german shepherd tries to bite him.

Chicks that fuck filthy punks while also fucking me making me have to go to the doctor to make sure I don't have STDs... Obviously I don't want stuff jammed up my penis.

People that thinks we have some kind of special connection since he/she just got a tiny tattoo on his/her wrist.

People that talk during the entire movie and then asks about the plot or some twist in the story afterwards... They should just die...

People in other cars when I'm driving.

People next to me commenting my driving when I'm driving... Shut up or walk home, moron...

I think what's wrong with you is a better question.

[RuneT]

I think what's wrong with you is a better question.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo

You act like you're the queen and we're the sorry people...(take a look at the poor boy's face at about 0:31 hahahaha)

[Swagger]

Haha! That was awesome. But seriously, how can it be a pet peeve of yours that some people don't like bacon. It's not that great.

[uppercut]

When I text someone half a novel and get a one-word answer or 'IDK'.

[J_Byrd]

People that thinks we have some kind of special connection since he/she just got a tiny tattoo on his/her wrist.
.

HAHA! you are funny

too bad I don't eat Bacon...why do you hat people that don't et Bacon anyway? it just means more Bacon for you

[J_Byrd]

Speaking of smoking it pisses me off so much when people on the street do that stupid fucking fake cough at me as if I'm supposed to feel bad or something because I'm a smoker. On the other hand it pisses me off when I see people smoking and they blow smoke in the direction of people with prams or who are holding babies. I always make sure my smoke goes nowhere near children.

HAHA, actually sometimes the cough is real. I'm a non-smoker and I hate when some smoker is bumbling around all slow and blocking my path, and then proceeds to blow a huge puff of smoke downwind and there's NO ESCAPE! it sometimes it makes me cough (depending on the shittiness of the cigarette; American Spirits for sure seem to ALWAYS make me cough when I'm in the vicinity of a lit one). I can't help it, I don't think smokers realize this but cigarette smoke can be really harsh on non-smokers especially when we're not expecting it.

[J_Byrd]

boogers. and skinheadz.net. those dudes are seriously weird.
My dad used to always ball up his boogers and fling them into space! it was so fucking gross, haha

[MazelTovCocktail]

HAHA, actually sometimes the cough is real. I'm a non-smoker and I hate when some smoker is bumbling around all slow and blocking my path, and then proceeds to blow a huge puff of smoke downwind and there's NO ESCAPE! it sometimes it makes me cough (depending on the shittiness of the cigarette; American Spirits for sure seem to ALWAYS make me cough when I'm in the vicinity of a lit one). I can't help it, I don't think smokers realize this but cigarette smoke can be really harsh on non-smokers especially when we're not expecting it.

it's your own fault for being outside...it's our only smoking section, deal with it.

[jiujitsu77]

Bro, it seems like you'd like to be laced with homo-eroticism.

They can help you out... http://www.oi-skinhead.com/

Hmmmmm.....no thanks. How's about you fuck right off?

[jiujitsu77]

OH ok im sorry. it was kind of funny....BUT NOT TRUE!

[atmhead]

When I text someone half a novel and get a one-word answer or 'IDK'.

That annoys me when I text someone looking for a specific answer to something and all I get is "k", which is completely out of context.

[belfastskin]

french people, gingers and the welsh.

[charcoal]

Hmmmmm.....no thanks. How's about you fuck right off?

I prefer left off.

But sure. I suppose it can't hurt to try it your way.

[RuneT]

HAHA! you are funny

too bad I don't eat Bacon...why do you hat people that don't et Bacon anyway? it just means more Bacon for you

Yeah, I suppose you've got a point... but how can I really trust a person that won't eat the best snack ever?

[Vervonymous]

One of my pet peeves are people who text different questions about the same thing in different messages. E.g.:

"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Yeah, where."
"I don't know. Spot?"
"OK. What time?"
"7..."
"Can I bring ____?"
etc. etc. etc.

It is not something I need in my life, to answer all of your questions in separate texts while trying to accomplish tasks.

[LowLady]

I hate people that follow me around the house or stand behind me watching over my shoulder.....im so tempted to stretch my arms and 'accidently' punch them lol

[MazelTovCocktail]

I hate people that follow me around the house or stand behind me watching over my shoulder.....im so tempted to stretch my arms and 'accidently' punch them lol

here here. shit drives me NUTS!

[LowLady]

Another one is clingy guys very annoying

[ladyloud]

Repeating myself, hearing someone chew loudly, no manners, and that god-awful band Owl City. Oh. And androgynous boys that you think are cute girls.. then you notice the adams apple and go home and cry because there's a boy out there much prettier than you, an actual girl.

[Smirk]

And androgynous boys that you think are cute girls.. then you notice the adams apple and go home and cry because there's a boy out there much prettier than you, an actual girl.

Ha! I shit you not I saw a boy with a feathercut not 3 days ago. He wasn't facing me at first though, so I was confused, I thought maybe someone new was in town or something... and it turned out to be some weinery asshole. Bummed.

My pet peeves are just normal stuff, like when my hippie roommate doesn't flush the john, or when boys intentionally leave their shirts untucked under their sweaters... oh, and I fucking HATE crepe paper streamers.

[ladyloud]

Ha! I shit you not I saw a boy with a feathercut not 3 days ago. He wasn't facing me at first though, so I was confused, I thought maybe someone new was in town or something... and it turned out to be some weinery asshole. Bummed.

My pet peeves are just normal stuff, like when my hippie roommate doesn't flush the john, or when boys intentionally leave their shirts untucked under their sweaters... oh, and I fucking HATE crepe paper streamers.

I had the unfortunate experience of accidentally eating a piece of crepe paper streamer. It tastes like battery acid mixed with dirty pennies. On that note, it's a perfectly acceptable pet peeve to have.

And as far as those pretty boys go, they can suck it. There was actually a time when one of them mistook me for a boy, and I thought he was a girl. It was an awkward experience. We both thought each other was cute, but we're both gay and totally after the wrong parts in the pants. Once again, I died inside I think.

[Smirk]

I also have eaten streamers before on accident. This is most likely where my hatred stems from.
That, or WAY too many tacky birthday parties to set up for at work... barf.

[Swagger]

And androgynous boys that you think are cute girls.. then you notice the adams apple and go home and cry because there's a boy out there much prettier than you, an actual girl.

lol
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Tokio-Hotel-m08.jpg

Another thing that pisses me the fuck off is when shitheads try and tell you that depression isn't an illness and that postnatal depression is an excuse for a mother who decided they didn't want kids anymore and all that shit. Makes me so fucking angry.

[J_Byrd]

Repeating myself, hearing someone chew loudly, no manners, and that god-awful band Owl City. Oh. And androgynous boys that you think are cute girls.. then you notice the adams apple and go home and cry because there's a boy out there much prettier than you, an actual girl.

I hate when people make those gross-ass "teeth-cleaning" noises (when they're trying to suck something out from between the teeth). it's so nasty, my brother always does that.

[J_Byrd]

hey, how come nobody mentioned anything about farts yet? I guess I'll start...I HATE it when my co-worker cropdusts me with farts for hours on end and there's NO ESCAPE!

[MazelTovCocktail]

hey, how come nobody mentioned anything about farts yet? I guess I'll start...I HATE it when my co-worker cropdusts me with farts for hours on end and there's NO ESCAPE!

i crop dust in airports...i hate airports and everyone and everything in them. they can all 'eat my dust'...

[pinnskin]

Haha! That was awesome. But seriously, how can it be a pet peeve of yours that some people don't like bacon. It's not that great.
Bacon is disgusting.

Repeating myself, hearing someone chew loudly, no manners, and that god-awful band Owl City.
Thank god someone else hates that horrible band.

lol
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Tokio-Hotel-m08.jpg

Another thing that pisses me the fuck off is when shitheads try and tell you that depression isn't an illness and that postnatal depression is an excuse for a mother who decided they didn't want kids anymore and all that shit. Makes me so fucking angry.
Agreed. Or especially when people say depression is just a 'phase' that person is going through.

[Sensibyrd]

I hate rude inconsiderate people who dont know how to shake your hand and introduce themselves when they hang out with you and your group of friends.

[RVSkin]

I hate rude inconsiderate people who dont know how to shake your hand and introduce themselves when they hang out with you and your group of friends.

i hate that too. a lot of times i think people's optimism is my pet peeve... which i guess makes me a pessimist...

[sevenatenine]

I hate rude inconsiderate people who dont know how to shake your hand and introduce themselves when they hang out with you and your group of friends.

I hatee that!!
But you never know, maybe they are just shy too!!

[Swagger]

Agreed. Or especially when people say depression is just a 'phase' that person is going through.

Thank god! Finally somebody that doesn't think I'm being "sensitive". Come to think of it. It pisses me off when people who aren't mentally ill say that they feel depressed. I know it doesn't just mean the illness but while the public are too stupid to realise the difference between a real illness and having a shit day they shouldn't use it

[MazelTovCocktail]

Thank god! Finally somebody that doesn't think I'm being "sensitive". Come to think of it. It pisses me off when people who aren't mentally ill say that they feel depressed. I know it doesn't just mean the illness but while the public are too stupid to realise the difference between a real illness and having a shit day they shouldn't use it

depressed is an emotion that ANYONE can feel. having clinical depression is something different.

[Swagger]

depressed is an emotion that ANYONE can feel. having clinical depression is something different.

Yeah, but what I said implies it's directed at the people who think they're the same thing. If you can tell the difference it's all good but when pepole think they're comparable they shouldn't be using words they don't understand.

[Jax_mtl]

Fidgety people... Just sit the fuck down! And Exiled (aka Andre the Newfie)

[mungo]

People butting in line

[StraightSkin]

People who smoke weed on the bus