Roses

[Ruby Doe]

So this new place we got has a rose bush in the backyard that was looking pretty sorry when we moved in. I got it so that it is blooming some decent looking roses, but I think they are still needing some help. I know there are some domestic type broads on here, so any advice on getting them to look like something I'd put in a vase would be cool.

[Argyleskin]

So this new place we got has a rose bush in the backyard that was looking pretty sorry when we moved in. I got it so that it is blooming some decent looking roses, but I think they are still needing some help. I know there are some domestic type broads on here, so any advice on getting them to look like something I'd put in a vase would be cool.

Probably wont happen until next season, watering, bit of miracle grow or new soil with fertilizer in it. But you may get lucky and have some nice blooms before the bush is done for the season. Make sure you get pesticides made for rose bushes and such, non-toxic etc. Some pesticides screw up the roses if they are too srong.

[BoobsNBoots]

What color?

We got a quite a few in our front yard, but I don't do the gardening. I do love me some pretty flowers though!

[LARDCORE]

real women don't like roses...

[BoobsNBoots]

real women don't like roses...

You would know..

[LARDCORE]

You would know..
i'm a ladies man... i know these things...

[Ruby Doe]

real women don't like roses...

Don't really like roses, but I'm taking care of them, cause if I wanted something uglying up my yard, I'd invite you over.

[LARDCORE]

Don't really like roses, but I'm taking care of them, cause if I wanted something uglying up my yard, I'd invite you over.well that was mean... i'm just saying... i like flowers too ya know...

[Ruby Doe]

well that was mean... i'm just saying... i like flowers too ya know...


Mean? That was just pillow talk, baby.

[LARDCORE]

Mean? That was just pillow talk, baby.
gosh... always being so selfish...

[Ruby Doe]

gosh... always being so selfish...

Just cause the baby is due in a week and a half don't mean I gotta stop thinking about my needs.

Wait, now I'm starting to gross myself out. Pregnant broads trolling for internet wang... Fucking gross.

[PUNISHER]

Still post whoring:o

[PUNISHER]

Oh yeah, roses smell pretty.:rolleyes:

[Mike]

cause if I wanted something uglying up my yard, I'd invite you over.

HAHAHA... Shit, I think I just found my new sig for a while, you EVIL wench...

[BoobsNBoots]

Just cause the baby is due in a week and a half don't mean I gotta stop thinking about my needs.

Wait, now I'm starting to gross myself out. Pregnant broads trolling for internet wang... Fucking gross.

Haha, pregnant broads are cute. I don't know about the whole looking for e-wang, but super cute none the less.

[BRFC hooligan]

Wait, now I'm starting to gross myself out. Pregnant broads trolling for internet wang... Fucking gross.

gross? yes. ...but that dosent mean there isn't someone right for you trolling around right now and wacking it to the thought of a pregnant skinhead

[BoobsNBoots]

gross? yes. ...but that dosent mean there isn't someone right for you trolling around right now and wacking it to the thought of a pregnant skinhead

What does your name mean? I keep thinking beans rice and fucking cheese. If it's not, it should be.

[PUNISHER]

What does your name mean? I keep thinking beans rice and fucking cheese. If it's not, it should be.
I think it's Bring Real Fucking Cheddar.

[BRFC hooligan]

should be Bryant Rugby Football Club, but feel free to make up anything else you want it's also why the old name was oi bryant, i just signed in once to talk to someone about rugby and had no plans on staying very long.

[BoobsNBoots]

should be Bryant Rugby Football Club, but feel free to make up anything else you want it's also why the old name was oi bryant, i just signed in once to talk to someone about rugby and had no plans on staying very long.

It should be Beans Rice and Fucking Cheese Hooligan. That would be so awesome.

[PUNISHER]

should be Bryant Rugby Football Club, but feel free to make up anything else you want it's also why the old name was oi bryant, i just signed in once to talk to someone about rugby and had no plans on staying very long.
Ah, but you did stay long. You see? This place is addictive.

How about Big Rugged FIghting Cocks! Haha, that's tough, no? uh... no.

[BoobsNBoots]

Ah, but you did stay long. You see? This place is addictive.

How about Big Rugged FIghting Cocks! Haha, that's tough, no? uh... no.

No, it's already been made up.

[PUNISHER]

No, it's already been made up.
Really? Ist it a sports team? Poor team.

[BRFC hooligan]

Ah, but you did stay long. You see? This place is addictive.

How about Big Rugged FIghting Cocks! Haha, that's tough, no? uh... no.

...odd but actually the states select side team was named the fighting cocks.

[BRFC hooligan]

It should be Beans Rice and Fucking Cheese Hooligan. That would be so awesome.

you make me some Beans Rice and Fucking Cheese and you got yourself a deal. (thats 20)

[Argyleskin]

gross? yes. ...but that dosent mean there isn't someone right for you trolling around right now and wacking it to the thought of a pregnant skinhead

Thoughts of pregnant skingirls and manly men cooking portabello mushrooms in the hot..hot california heat.

Oh...I'm gonna need an ice cube.

[BoobsNBoots]

you make me some Beans Rice and Fucking Cheese and you got yourself a deal. (thats 20)

OKAY. If anyone asks from now on...you tell them it's like the burrito from El Pollo Loco, except with aggro cheese!

[BRFC hooligan]

Thoughts of pregnant skingirls and manly men cooking portabello mushrooms in the hot..hot california heat.

Oh...I'm gonna need an ice cube.

hey come on, you got to try to keep it PG in here its only the garten'. you many need a more NC-17 forum for where this thread could be heading.

[BoobsNBoots]

hey come on, you got to try to keep it PG in here its only the garten'. you many need a more NC-17 forum for where this thread could be heading.

Just send it to my inbox...don't worry about any NC-17 forums...

[BRFC hooligan]

OKAY. If anyone asks from now on...you tell them it's like the burrito from El Pollo Loco, except with aggro cheese!
what you can't make one better than that of El Pollo Loco? come on now, I'll be expection that in the mail within the next 2-3 business days(i'm not kidding).

[BRFC hooligan]

Just send it to my inbox...don't worry about any NC-17 forums...

WTF? I thought someone said you were underage, are you trying to get me in trouble woman?

[BoobsNBoots]

what you can't make one better than that of El Pollo Loco? come on now, I'll be expection that in the mail within the next 2-3 business days(i'm not kidding).

Don't hold your breath. I don't even have enough money to eat that good. Cereal and cheese sandwiches for me!

[Oz.]

Still post whoring:o
I think I'll jump on this train.

[BoobsNBoots]

WTF? I thought someone said you were underage, are you trying to get me in trouble woman?


Ugh, and then we cleared up the whole situation. In the top left hand corner of everyone's posts it tells you their join date, location, AGE, and number of posts..Lookit bish.

[Oz.]

ah, yes roses. Turkish delight is fucking nice. Rosewater is pretty good.

[Oz.]

Black Rose Fan Club (it's for emo hooligans)

[sevenatenine]

So this new place we got has a rose bush in the backyard that was looking pretty sorry when we moved in. I got it so that it is blooming some decent looking roses, but I think they are still needing some help. I know there are some domestic type broads on here, so any advice on getting them to look like something I'd put in a vase would be cool.
When you do get roses, you should make rosewater from them, then pour it over Icecream...fucking good!;)

[Oz.]

When you do get roses, you should make rosewater from them, then pour it over Icecream...fucking good!;)
twice in an hour I've wanted to give you my worthless cookies... ooh canuck baby...:p

[sevenatenine]

Okay, the most delicious thingto make involving rosewater is Zoolbia...damn that stuff is good, Im going to make some tonight when I get back from the Zombiewalk

[OiMommy!]

gross? yes. ...but that dosent mean there isn't someone right for you trolling around right now and wacking it to the thought of a pregnant skinhead
Hhhmmm sounds like there could be internet money to be made!!

Screw the roses Rach...Where is Sabby's baby????
Youve been pregnant what? 2 years now???:D
Get that baby out and post some pics!!!

[Johnny Rebel]

Hhhmmm sounds like there could be internet money to be made!!

Screw the roses Rach...Where is Sabby's baby????
Youve been pregnant what? 2 years now???:D
Get that baby out and post some pics!!!


I think that's the gestation period for an elephant-

[Argyleskin]

Hhhmmm sounds like there could be internet money to be made!!

Screw the roses Rach...Where is Sabby's baby????
Youve been pregnant what? 2 years now???:D
Get that baby out and post some pics!!!


MY baby?? Ah yes. Rachel IS carrying mah bay-bay.
I'm not telling her man, Meathead about that though. I'll just sneak in ninja style and get it when it pops out!

Oh one thing...I hope miss Rachel is in labor only a few minutes...hour tops! That baby has been kicking her ass for 9 months, I hope it's exit is quick and without Rachel wanting to school it with the steel toes. Hehehe

"Baby..I've beat a man for less. I'm sorry but you're going to wear pink bunny onesies to teach you a lesson. You're going to look like a wuss, baby...it's your own damn fault."

[Ruby Doe]

Thoughts of pregnant skingirls and manly men cooking portabello mushrooms in the hot..hot california heat.

Oh...I'm gonna need an ice cube.

I got a whole huge bag of ice in the fridge. It's weird, I can't stop chewing on ice. I feel like a fat white trash broad. But for some reaosn, over the last 3 months chewing ice has become like a crack habit. I'll actually sit on the couch, and think about how bad I wanna chew on some Ice. I don't get it.

[Argyleskin]

I got a whole huge bag of ice in the fridge. It's weird, I can't stop chewing on ice. I feel like a fat white trash broad. But for some reaosn, over the last 3 months chewing ice has become like a crack habit. I'll actually sit on the couch, and think about how bad I wanna chew on some Ice. I don't get it.

I split a couple of molars doing that while I was preg with Kaz. With Donovan I ate one bag of ice in two days for the last 4 months of my preg. Hahaha. Ice and Indian Red Pop...oh and corn chex, would eat big ass boxes of that dry in two days too.

Just go easy on the ice, don't want you to have a jacked up grill.

[Ruby Doe]

Hhhmmm sounds like there could be internet money to be made!!

Screw the roses Rach...Where is Sabby's baby????
Youve been pregnant what? 2 years now???:D
Get that baby out and post some pics!!!

:( I tried to get the baby out this past tuesday. I was having contractions, and I swear to god I was smelling amneotic fluid. SO we went to the hospital, and I wasn't even dialated.

Get out of my belly.

[Argyleskin]

:( I tried to get the baby out this past tuesday. I was having contractions, and I swear to god I was smelling amneotic fluid. SO we went to the hospital, and I wasn't even dialated.

Get out of my belly.


Well I was hungry for an egg mcmuffin..Damn.

[Ruby Doe]

Well I was hungry for an egg mcmuffin..Damn.

I could throw some sauce on that for you.

[Ruby Doe]

P.S. I'm at 20 posts, Let my people go.

[BoobsNBoots]

I could throw some sauce on that for you.

Hahaha. Ewwwwwww.

[SkinnyBird]

So this new place we got has a rose bush in the backyard that was looking pretty sorry when we moved in. I got it so that it is blooming some decent looking roses, but I think they are still needing some help. I know there are some domestic type broads on here, so any advice on getting them to look like something I'd put in a vase would be cool.

Epsom salts. I shit you not, because of the minerals in epsom salts they'll grow more/bloom more. And the guy with the PBS show, P. Allen Smith, gives GREAT advice regarding roses, fertilizers, pruning the right way, soil, watering, etc etc.

[Loathe]

I could throw some sauce on that for you.

Mmmmmm sauce, that would go well with "debris".

[Ruby Doe]

Yay! real advice! I'm going to put my shoes on and go prune a few right now.

[Loathe]

Yay! real advice! I'm going to put my shoes on and go prune a few right now.

You should go hump on your meathead.

Sex makes the baby come out quicker.

Least thats what Chrissie told me when she was in her late game horny stage.

[SkinnyBird]

Yay! real advice! I'm going to put my shoes on and go prune a few right now.
NO! NO! you have to do it the RIGHT way!

[Argyleskin]

Yay! real advice! I'm going to put my shoes on and go prune a few right now.
I gave you real advice dork, you just didn't like it because it takes a full blooming season for my advice to work.

I'm going to go slit my wrist now..sideways..just to spite you!

[Ruby Doe]

NO! NO! you have to do it the RIGHT way!


Haha, I know how to prune them. I was just looking for some advice on growing them into some American Beauty looking kinda shit.

They are peach colored roses, and they are actually starting to grow on me. I typically don't like roses.

[Ruby Doe]

I gave you real advice dork, you just didn't like it because it takes a full blooming season for my advice to work.

I'm going to go slit my wrist now..sideways..just to spite you!

:( Yeah, I'm the type who doesn't wanna wait a year to see results.

When you slit your wrists, hold em over the roots of my rose bush. We'll see if that does anything.

[saccage]

What does your name mean? I keep thinking beans rice and fucking cheese. If it's not, it should be.

Priceless... I can so tell this is yet another classic of the WSN Wenches waitin to happen...

[Argyleskin]

:( Yeah, I'm the type who doesn't wanna wait a year to see results.

When you slit your wrists, hold em over the roots of my rose bush. We'll see if that does anything.

Yeah I will!
And when you have the baby go squat over your bush,see if the goo dripping from your hoohah and all that placenta and blood do anything!

I want photos

[Ruby Doe]

Yeah I will!
And when you have the baby go squat over your bush,see if the goo dripping from your hoohah and all that placenta and blood do anything!

I want photos

Naw, I was planning on making a nice spaghetti sauce out of that and inviting Ryb over for dinner.

[saccage]

Naw, I was planning on making a nice spaghetti sauce out of that and inviting Ryb over for dinner.

That was just wrong, on oh so many levels...

[Ruby Doe]

You should go hump on your meathead.

Sex makes the baby come out quicker.

Least thats what Chrissie told me when she was in her late game horny stage.

How did I miss this post?

I do not hump on the Meathead when he is sleeping.

Waking a sleeping Meathead is never a good plan.

[SkinnyBird]

Haha, I know how to prune them. I was just looking for some advice on growing them into some American Beauty looking kinda shit.

They are peach colored roses, and they are actually starting to grow on me. I typically don't like roses.
It all depends on the type of roses they are. The ones that look perfect usually smell like ass.

[Ruby Doe]

It all depends on the type of roses they are. The ones that look perfect usually smell like ass.

These roses are really fragrant, and fortunately it's the good kind of fragrant. I've actually never smelled roses that smell as good as these ones.

[Packratt]

These roses are really fragrant, and fortunately it's the good kind of fragrant. I've actually never smelled roses that smell as good as these ones.

Yeah, we had a massive rose bush on one side of our old house, the roses were smaller than normal but when they all started blooming and the window over the bush was open the whole house would smell great... that shrub was like nature's febreeze.

[OiMommy!]

:( I tried to get the baby out this past tuesday. I was having contractions, and I swear to god I was smelling amneotic fluid. SO we went to the hospital, and I wasn't even dialated.

Get out of my belly.
Clearly youre not trying hard enough!!!!!!
:mad:
Show that baby who the boss is!!
Walk (alot) and have sex(also alot)!!!!!!!!!!!!:D