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WH Jay
08-31-2006, 06:53 PM
Today I was reading the British rag 'The Sun' and saw this story which made me laugh out loud....What a cheesy tattoo anyway but....ha ha...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006400328,00.html
CptnSpaulding
08-31-2006, 09:17 PM
haha, me and Loathe know a dude who has "strenth" tattood on his bicep. haha, its fucking sweet
lionspride
08-31-2006, 09:26 PM
Today I was reading the British rag 'The Sun' and saw this story which made me laugh out loud....What a cheesy tattoo anyway but....ha ha...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006400328,00.html
Your right about that being a cheesy tat. I doubt anyone would notice that strength and wisdom are spelt wrong on it anyway with all of that text he has on there. Im pretty sure a talented artist could fix the last 2 letters of “strenght” to strength and the n in “nisdom” to wisdom. I wonder what Hoon has to say on the subject.
eddie shots
08-31-2006, 09:37 PM
i knew a kid from staten island who got a japanese kanji band around his forearm that was supposed to say "i will not be see without being heard". well he roadied for my friends band in japan and it everybody was laughing at him and he couldnt understand why. well it turned out the tattoo really said "i will not be seen without being pancakes". that sucks.
brooklyn
08-31-2006, 10:16 PM
It's his own fault....dumbass...artisis ALWAYS show the stencil, if there is one...to the person BEFORE tatooing it...he probably agreed that it was right...illerate fuck.....then someone ELSE pointed out to him that it was spelled wrong and he tried to blame it on the artist as not to look stupid.....IDIOT.....Surely a good artist can fix the blunder
hippy heaven hahahahah. great tattoo shop name.
Tokyohoon
08-31-2006, 11:10 PM
:) I love tattoos like that. Every time I see one , I say, "Hey, I can fix that for you."
Easy money.
Tokyohoon
08-31-2006, 11:20 PM
i knew a kid from staten island who got a japanese kanji band around his forearm that was supposed to say "i will not be see without being heard". well he roadied for my friends band in japan and it everybody was laughing at him and he couldnt understand why. well it turned out the tattoo really said "i will not be seen without being pancakes". that sucks.
Ummm... someone's tossing around some BS there.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/evilincarnate/pancakes.jpg
Pancake phrase is the lower of the two.
That's not even close to a trivial mistake - either your friend is BS'ing you, the band in Japan was BS'ing him, or... you get the idea.
Got a picture of the friend's tat? I'll read it for real.
eddie shots
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
i think its fucking hysterical. but im really not one too talk. i have a couple of bad ones. shit i have jesus christ in the middle of my back and it looks like hes on crack. my buddy maddog is supposed to cover it up with some boots, but i dont have the time since it takes me about 3 hours to get to his joint via mass transit.
CptnSpaulding
08-31-2006, 11:31 PM
i think its fucking hysterical. but im really not one too talk. i have a couple of bad ones. shit i have jesus christ in the middle of my back and it looks like hes on crack. my buddy maddog is supposed to cover it up with some boots, but i dont have the time since it takes me about 3 hours to get to his joint via mass transit.
haha, i have a jesus that looks like a black dude that just got out of prison
Argyleskin
08-31-2006, 11:41 PM
Oh come ON...You HAVE to show us these jacked up Jesus'!
Your gonna kill us with curiousity if you don't.
:frown:
Pretty please, with jacked up jesus on top?
eddie shots
08-31-2006, 11:44 PM
Oh come ON...You HAVE to show us these jacked up Jesus'!
Your gonna kill us with curiousity if you don't.
:frown:
Pretty please, with jacked up jesus on top?
i would but im seriously computer illiterate. i dont have a digital camera and if i did i wouldnt know how to use it. haha. i think i should take a class or something. the funny thing is my girl is a web programmer. figure that out.
Argyleskin
08-31-2006, 11:53 PM
i would but im seriously computer illiterate. i dont have a digital camera and if i did i wouldnt know how to use it. haha. i think i should take a class or something. the funny thing is my girl is a web programmer. figure that out.
Okay here is the easiest way to post pics online.
1. Go buy a disposable camera.
2. Take pics
3. Return camera to store, get pics on disc.
4. Follow the disc instructions that come with it.
5. Set up an account on www.photobucket.com (http://www.photobucket.com)
6. Upload photos there (I'll walk you through that once you get that far)
I need to see these tats..damnit. Hahaha
PUNISHER
09-01-2006, 01:38 AM
haha, me and Loathe know a dude who has "strenth" tattood on his bicep. haha, its fucking sweet
That is sweet.
CptnSpaulding
09-01-2006, 02:51 AM
Okay here is the easiest way to post pics online.
1. Go buy a disposable camera.
2. Take pics
3. Return camera to store, get pics on disc.
4. Follow the disc instructions that come with it.
5. Set up an account on www.photobucket.com (http://www.photobucket.com)
6. Upload photos there (I'll walk you through that once you get that far)
I need to see these tats..damnit. Hahaha
honestly, i never knew that...thank you haha
edit: i was always like, "the fuck if i'm buying a digital camera"
Blue Blood
09-01-2006, 05:37 AM
haha, i have a jesus that looks like a black dude that just got out of prison
You got the Zig-Zag rolling paper guy?
SWIFTY
09-01-2006, 07:02 AM
yeah i got jesus done on my arm to piss my mother off she hated tattoos and was always draging me of to chappel till i was 13, and would go fucking apeshit if i said "jesus christ" it was worse than saying fuck or bastard
then i told het that the INRI on the cross stood for "im nailed right in" she threw a fit, and said that i was never to show anyone that tattoo or i would go to hell
CptnSpaulding
09-01-2006, 09:30 AM
yeah i got jesus done on my arm to piss my mother off she hated tattoos and was always draging me of to chappel till i was 13, and would go fucking apeshit if i said "jesus christ" it was worse than saying fuck or bastard
then i told het that the INRI on the cross stood for "im nailed right in" she threw a fit, and said that i was never to show anyone that tattoo or i would go to hell
ahhh haha "i'm nailed right in" haha thats messed up
Scotskin
09-01-2006, 03:43 PM
Serves the stupid fuck right for getting it done in a place called 'Hippy Heaven'....fucking dipshit.
SkinnyBird
09-03-2006, 12:45 AM
Question for Hoon regarding lettering:
I'm planning to get "Allergic to Morphine" tattooed low on each bicep and I'm wondering what size font to do it in. Your learned opinion?
Blue Blood
09-03-2006, 03:43 AM
..then i told het that the INRI on the cross stood for "im nailed right in" she threw a fit, and said that i was never to show anyone that tattoo or i would go to hell
Haha Holy Shit I used to say that to my mum as well,though she said i'd live to regret it..
beer and loathing
09-06-2006, 11:52 AM
Today I was reading the British rag 'The Sun' and saw this story which made me laugh out loud....What a cheesy tattoo anyway but....ha ha...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006400328,00.html
Stupid tattoo, but damn, I'd be kicking some serious ass if I had shit spelled wrong.
He said his heart sank because he'll have to live with that for the rest of his life.
I wonder how much he paid for that peice - I'd bet he could get the mistakes lasered and redone for less than what the entire peice cost.
What a lazy ass loser.
BoobsNBoots
09-06-2006, 02:09 PM
Stupid tattoo, but damn, I'd be kicking some serious ass if I had shit spelled wrong.
He said his heart sank because he'll have to live with that for the rest of his life.
I wonder how much he paid for that peice - I'd bet he could get the mistakes lasered and redone for less than what the entire peice cost.
What a lazy ass loser.
Well if he didn't check it first he's a fucking idiot. And if he did then he's an even bigger one.
beer and loathing
09-06-2006, 02:56 PM
Let's just agree that he's an idiot. Period.
BoobsNBoots
09-06-2006, 03:12 PM
Let's just agree that he's an idiot. Period.
Amen.
SkinJen
09-06-2006, 04:43 PM
My favorite fucked up tattoo was on this ex-nazi guy that used to show up once in a while when I was a kid, the back of his neck was supposed to say Breed to hate but what it really said was Bread To Hate. Hahahaha he would get all pissed off if anyone said anything to him so of course everytime he came around everyone would make fun of him untill he left.
My favorite fucked up tattoo was on this ex-nazi guy that used to show up once in a while when I was a kid, the back of his neck was supposed to say Breed to hate but what it really said was Bread To Hate. Hahahaha he would get all pissed off if anyone said anything to him so of course everytime he came around everyone would make fun of him untill he left.
Christ! You think the fucker would have spell checked his goddamn ink first. "Bred to Hate" would be the correct way to spell it... 'tards...
What I don't understand is, are the artists just mispelling to teach the 'tards a lesson or out of some sense of nasty irony or can they not spell either?
SkinJen
09-06-2006, 04:53 PM
Christ! You think the fucker would have spell checked his goddamn ink first. "Bred to Hate" would be the correct way to spell it... 'tards...
What I don't understand is, are the artists just mispelling to teach the 'tards a lesson or out of some sense of nasty irony or can they not spell either?
I'm pretty sure that 1. the guy was too stupid to know how to spell and 2. He was dumb enough to go to a Mexican artist to have it done
It was good for hours of laughs though
BoobsNBoots
09-06-2006, 05:10 PM
I'm pretty sure that 1. the guy was too stupid to know how to spell and 2. He was dumb enough to go to a Mexican artist to have it done
It was good for hours of laughs though
Oh the wps slap me.
PromoteChaos
09-14-2006, 05:57 AM
Jesus fucking christ show us your Jesus tats already!!
Jesus fucking christ show us your Jesus tats already!!
I don't like you anymore.
PromoteChaos
09-14-2006, 07:37 AM
I don't like you anymore.
Ehh, you love me more than ever dontcha?
Ehh, you love me more than ever dontcha?
No you're confusing me with Jesus. Not gayporn Jesus, but love and forgiveness Jesus. And they're both pretty far from the truth...
Back to the thread at hand. An old favourite...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f289/oz-tartan/Mist_des_Monats_Skinhead.jpg
PromoteChaos
09-14-2006, 08:04 AM
No you're confusing me with Jesus. Not gayporn Jesus, but love and forgiveness Jesus. And they're both pretty far from the truth...
Back to the thread at hand. An old favourite...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f289/oz-tartan/Mist_des_Monats_Skinhead.jpg
That puts the G A Y in GAY
That puts the G A Y in GAY
hey he got it at Fawad's Tattoo World, it's got special cred. Just a pity the "Oi" on the jeans fell out altogether...:frown:
Argyleskin
09-14-2006, 02:41 PM
No you're confusing me with Jesus. Not gayporn Jesus, but love and forgiveness Jesus. And they're both pretty far from the truth...
Back to the thread at hand. An old favourite...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f289/oz-tartan/Mist_des_Monats_Skinhead.jpg
Did he roll the Gorton Fisherman for his boots? Damn, that's some shit right there.
"Oi, got your haddock there missus...I'm super sussed for adventures collecting fishsticks for your family to enjoy. The fish know my aggro, and fear it..FEAR IT I say"
madicide
09-14-2006, 02:57 PM
Today I was reading the British rag 'The Sun' and saw this story which made me laugh out loud....What a cheesy tattoo anyway but....ha ha...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006400328,00.html
that's terrible...but why the hell would you get tattooed at a place called 'hippy heaven' anyway...
the guy who did my gg allin tattoo fucked it up, but I didn't care much, after all...
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