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PoundingNails
04-16-2007, 12:46 PM
Skinhead, 6'1",210lbs,cute,cultured,sometimes violent(never towards women) seeking rich female for weekend getaways, poetry in the park(Burkowski) and horrid fights about nothing. All applications considered.

Diana E
04-16-2007, 07:48 PM
Your wife know about this? Oh, and do you clean kitty litter? Extra paid of course.

SouthSide Eric
04-16-2007, 08:50 PM
Your wife know about this? Oh, and do you clean kitty litter? Extra paid of course.

He's looking for some side salad, hence the weekend getaway's bit! Duh!
Though, I think he's getting close to trying to muscle in on my South Side Pimping. Might have to have some of the boys take him for a ride.....:cool:

Diana E
04-17-2007, 06:35 AM
He's looking for some side salad, hence the weekend getaway's bit! Duh!
Though, I think he's getting close to trying to muscle in on my South Side Pimping. Might have to have some of the boys take him for a ride.....:cool:

Oh believe me.. no one can top your attempts at pimpin, G. :wink:

PoundingNails
04-17-2007, 06:42 AM
Oh believe me.. no one can top your attempts at pimpin, G. :wink:
I beg to differ, and I ain't married.:smile:

Diana E
04-17-2007, 07:01 AM
I beg to differ, and I ain't married.:smile:

Well thank god because then my opinion of you woulda went straight to the shitter.

rachel
04-17-2007, 08:00 AM
Well thank god because then my opinion of you woulda went straight to the shitter.

So, is this your internets love connection? Love is in the fucking air around here.

PoundingNails
04-17-2007, 08:10 AM
So, is this your internets love connection? Love is in the fucking air around here.
Yes it is.

Diana E
04-17-2007, 08:20 AM
So, is this your internets love connection? Love is in the fucking air around here.


Damn you sniff it out don't you. Ya know what, i got my balcony door open and it's breezy.

PoundingNails
04-17-2007, 08:23 AM
Damn you sniff it out don't you. Ya know what, i got my balcony door open and it's breezy.
So you're applying?

Diana E
04-17-2007, 08:24 AM
So you're applying?

No, you're from NC.. that's like south jersey but worse.

rachel
04-17-2007, 08:26 AM
Damn you sniff it out don't you. Ya know what, i got my balcony door open and it's breezy.

Im sherlock fucking holmes baby.

PoundingNails
04-17-2007, 08:28 AM
No, you're from NC.. that's like south jersey but worse.No I'm from the Seattle area of WA and soon to be a resident of the area again. But yes I am a redneck, at least some of my views. Thanks for the compliment though I am pretty fond of North Carolinians.:smile:

Diana E
04-17-2007, 08:39 AM
I just want someone to clean my kitty litter dammit!

grouchybastid
04-17-2007, 09:10 AM
I just want someone to clean my kitty litter dammit!

Teach your cat to use the toilet, problem solved.

Diana E
04-17-2007, 09:21 AM
Teach your cat to use the toilet, problem solved.

I tried that, he's too retarded. I even had the disposable foil baking pans lining my toilet. God i hate that cat.

grouchybastid
04-17-2007, 09:27 AM
I tried that, he's too retarded. I even had the disposable foil baking pans lining my toilet. God i hate that cat.

Then there's no choice left, you'll have to skin him and make a tiny little rug out of him.

rachel
04-17-2007, 09:55 AM
I tried that, he's too retarded. I even had the disposable foil baking pans lining my toilet. God i hate that cat.

For a price I can make you cat problem disappear.:skull:

Diana E
04-17-2007, 10:01 AM
For a price I can make you cat problem disappear.:skull:

Yes, but can you make it so my little ones don't cry? That's the only reason why i haven't skinned that fucker in the first place.

I have fantasies about killing that cat i swear.

grouchybastid
04-17-2007, 10:06 AM
Yes, but can you make it so my little ones don't cry? That's the only reason why i haven't skinned that fucker in the first place.

I have fantasies about killing that cat i swear.

Get them a puppy! Kids love puppies, they'll forget all about the cat in no time.

DavusBrutus
04-17-2007, 08:58 PM
I just want someone to clean my kitty litter dammit!


is that like cleaning the pipes? i'd help but jen would get pretty pissed...

Diana E
04-18-2007, 10:03 AM
is that like cleaning the pipes? i'd help but jen would get pretty pissed...


Wtf is wrong with you? I'm tellin.... haha

grouchybastid
04-18-2007, 12:31 PM
Wtf is wrong with you? I'm tellin.... haha

Hey, what happens on WSN, STAYS on WSN! :mad:

DavusBrutus
04-18-2007, 10:49 PM
Hey, what happens on WSN, STAYS on WSN! :mad:

yeah? you and the professor huh? i know. i know alllll about it.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/fallingdownarmynavy.jpg

grouchybastid
04-19-2007, 08:13 AM
yeah? you and the professor huh? i know. i know alllll about it.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/fallingdownarmynavy.jpg

Hey, don't drag me into your sick Jersey fantasies. You know your computer desktop has that pic of Pete in the coconut shells!

Perv

Ruby Doe
04-19-2007, 02:05 PM
No I'm from the Seattle area of WA and soon to be a resident of the area again. But yes I am a redneck, at least some of my views. Thanks for the compliment though I am pretty fond of North Carolinians.:smile:


How long since you lived in seattle? How come I don't know you?

What the hell is going on?

PoundingNails
04-19-2007, 02:47 PM
How long since you lived in seattle? How come I don't know you?

What the hell is going on?
Mmm... 94ish. I'm from Bremerton though. You were a little girl.

Ruby Doe
04-19-2007, 06:33 PM
Mmm... 94ish. I'm from Bremerton though. You were a little girl.

I was 14. And a virgin! :eek:

caspar
04-20-2007, 03:38 AM
Hey, what happens on WSN, STAYS on WSN! :mad:

yeah? you and the professor huh? i know. i know alllll about it.


Wow, Randy... I dunno... First tentacle pr0n and now this? I'd like to say I'm shocked, but... well, let's face it. I'd be lying if I said so. :tongue:

PoundingNails
04-20-2007, 05:58 AM
I was 14. And a virgin! :eek:
Haha, I wasn't...:cool:

Gut Check
04-20-2007, 06:13 AM
Yes, but can you make it so my little ones don't cry? That's the only reason why i haven't skinned that fucker in the first place.

I have fantasies about killing that cat i swear.
Tell them Santa Claus took it becuase the Easter Bunny needed a new friend.

Ruby Doe
04-20-2007, 07:55 AM
Haha, I wasn't...:cool:

Whore.

PoundingNails
04-20-2007, 08:26 AM
Whore.
Where in the IE are you now?

grouchybastid
04-20-2007, 10:01 AM
Wow, Randy... I dunno... First tentacle pr0n and now this? I'd like to say I'm shocked, but... well, let's face it. I'd be lying if I said so. :tongue:

Et tu, caspar? I expect crap from Brute, but you? :shakes head sadly:

Ruby Doe
04-20-2007, 11:11 AM
Where in the IE are you now?

Fontana. Why?

PoundingNails
04-20-2007, 11:15 AM
Fontana. Why?
Just curious. I spent most of my grade school years in San Bernardino.

Ruby Doe
04-20-2007, 12:09 PM
Just curious. I spent most of my grade school years in San Bernardino.

I'm sorry.

PoundingNails
04-20-2007, 12:36 PM
I'm sorry.
Haha! Funny coming from someone walking the mean streets of Fontana!

Ruby Doe
04-20-2007, 01:17 PM
Haha! Funny coming from someone walking the mean streets of Fontana!


I live super close to Rancho Cucamonga, so it's not so bad, I guess.

It definitly isn't San bernardino, that's for damn sure! :tongue:

PoundingNails
04-20-2007, 01:33 PM
I live super close to Rancho Cucamonga, so it's not so bad, I guess.

It definitly isn't San bernardino, that's for damn sure! :tongue:
No I guess it isn't... Rancho is OC isn't it? That's a nice area really... Close to everything but not init...

BoobsNBoots
04-22-2007, 02:10 AM
I'm sorry.
Hahahahaha. I second this.

San Bernadino fucking sucks.

DavusBrutus
04-25-2007, 10:35 AM
Et tu, caspar? I expect crap from Brute, but you? :shakes head sadly:

ah go touch a cumstained subway railing.

grouchybastid
04-25-2007, 11:18 AM
ah go touch a cumstained subway railing.

Hey, you keep your sick Jersey fantasies to yourself buddy! Jeez.

caspar
04-25-2007, 03:57 PM
Et tu, caspar? I expect crap from Brute, but you? :shakes head sadly:I'm hurt that you don't expect crap from me... but then again, I am fond of the element of surprise... :smile:

SouthSide Eric
04-25-2007, 11:17 PM
Oh believe me.. no one can top your attempts at pimpin, G. :wink:

Wow, I missed this before(and my eagle eyes are almost as keen as my pimping skills)! You know it(though they call me E, not G)!:cool: