View Full Version : No really, take my porn
Bruiser
04-23-2007, 11:44 PM
Technically none of this is ebay, but I wasn't sure where else to put it. Anywho, I'm moving and owning all of this seems excessive... even for me.
This is a link for what the swing sets look like (You have to actually click on swing sets). Everything but the body harness is in it's complete packaging, that's only in the plastic.
http://www.jdwhips.com/
Full swing $70
Body harness $30
Door harness $30
Here's all the videos I'm getting rid of, most of them are still in the plastic and I have never seen them but I don't feel like continuing to haul them around with me. These you only have to pay shipping on. I'll add more too as I come across them.
Forbidden Tails
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=2922717&style=ice&cart=5228291 62 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=2922717&style=ice&cart=522829162)
Hot Nurses
http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=17630 (http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=17630)
Pain 10
http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=10683 (http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=10683)
Snoop Dogg's Double Feature>
Diary of a Pimp
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=5461743 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=5461743)
Doggystyle
Internal Affairs
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.dlt/sku=68847/internal-affairs-(wicked).htm (http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.dlt/sku=68847/internal-affairs-(wicked).htm)
Crack Addict 4
http://www.sugardvd.com/browse/vod/details/138306/crack_addict_4.html (http://www.sugardvd.com/browse/vod/details/138306/crack_addict_4.html)
Swallow the Leader 2
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7014592 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7014592)
What Gets You Off 2
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6935497 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6935497)
Oh and I won't send anything to anyone under 18, because I'm just like that.
Did Bruiser get phished by a porn bot?
Ruby Doe
04-24-2007, 09:16 AM
WHAT?!?! You have a swing???
Uhm... is it a used swing?
Cause that would be kinda weird...
PromoteChaos
04-24-2007, 09:53 AM
WHAT?!?! You have a swing???
Uhm... is it a used swing?
Cause that would be kinda weird...
Haha ewww!
PromoteChaos
04-24-2007, 09:57 AM
Technically none of this is ebay, but I wasn't sure where else to put it. Anywho, I'm moving and owning all of this seems excessive... even for me.
This is a link for what the swing sets look like (You have to actually click on swing sets). Everything but the body harness is in it's complete packaging, that's only in the plastic.
http://www.jdwhips.com/
Full swing $70
Body harness $30
Door harness $30
Here's all the videos I'm getting rid of, most of them are still in the plastic and I have never seen them but I don't feel like continuing to haul them around with me. These you only have to pay shipping on. I'll add more too as I come across them.
Forbidden Tails
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=2922717&style=ice&cart=5228291 62 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=2922717&style=ice&cart=522829162)
Hot Nurses
http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=17630 (http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=17630)
Pain 10
http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=10683 (http://www.wantedlist.com/DetailList.aspx?Title_ID=10683)
Snoop Dogg's Double Feature>
Diary of a Pimp
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=5461743 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=5461743)
Doggystyle
Internal Affairs
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.dlt/sku=68847/internal-affairs-(wicked).htm (http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.dlt/sku=68847/internal-affairs-(wicked).htm)
Crack Addict 4
http://www.sugardvd.com/browse/vod/details/138306/crack_addict_4.html (http://www.sugardvd.com/browse/vod/details/138306/crack_addict_4.html)
Swallow the Leader 2
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7014592 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7014592)
What Gets You Off 2
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6935497 (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6935497)
Oh and I won't send anything to anyone under 18, because I'm just like that.
You're a dirty dirty ho, that's why you have not just one, but 2 gold teeth. I used to think your rep was high because of your wit, but now I'm going with the idea that you are giving BJ's behind my back for rep. Slut!
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 10:44 AM
WHAT?!?! You have a swing???
Uhm... is it a used swing?
Cause that would be kinda weird...
NO! I HAVE NOT WATCHED OR USED ANY OF IT!
They are bizzare things that I have accumulated for being in the porn biz. Come on guys keep up with me here. I don't need two door harnesses after all...
Argyleskin
04-24-2007, 10:53 AM
NO! I HAVE NOT WATCHED OR USED ANY OF IT!
They are bizzare things that I have accumulated for being in the porn biz. Come on guys keep up with me here. I don't need two door harnesses after all...
Crack Addict 4..
That sounds awesome.
How did they film it though? There has got to be ALOT of twitching and weird body movements. Hahaha..better watch it Jayne, it might actually be so messed up you wanna keep it just so you have a "Oh Oh look at this shit..lemme show you..." thing for company, Hahahaha
you worked in the porn industry??? how the fuck???
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 12:34 PM
you worked in the porn industry??? how the fuck???
I run an adult store until June... I thought that was common knowledge?
Sabby- I already have porn just for company, it's hilarious even!
Allie- John is the only one getting blow jobs and I didn't even know I could get rep for that. I feel so used now...
wait you run an adult store??? can you get me a copy of scurvy girls, hooligans, cum on my tattoo 1,2 and 3 and porny monster???
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 01:23 PM
wait you run an adult store??? can you get me a copy of scurvy girls, hooligans, cum on my tattoo 1,2 and 3 and porny monster???
The whole Cum on my tattoo series is aweful, you don't want it. Otherwise I will see what I can do.
The whole Cum on my tattoo series is aweful, you don't want it. Otherwise I will see what I can do.
boo. i wanna see kylee take it up the butt and i want to see bella vendetta take a reaming.
PromoteChaos
04-24-2007, 03:07 PM
I run an adult store until June... I thought that was common knowledge?
Sabby- I already have porn just for company, it's hilarious even!
Allie- John is the only one getting blow jobs and I didn't even know I could get rep for that. I feel so used now...
That was weird - my hubby has the same name as your man minus the h, so for a sec, I forgot about your man & I thought you were peeking in our windows or something! Tell your J. to man-up & give you rep for that. My J. gives me rep for that & he doesn't even post here:wink:
Does your "for company porn" have midgets in it? Silly question I know. Of course it does!
PromoteChaos
04-24-2007, 03:08 PM
boo. i wanna see kylee take it up the butt and i want to see bella vendetta take a reaming.
BOOBOO HOOHOO
BOOBOO HOOHOO
anal sex without the analeaze
Skones
04-24-2007, 04:09 PM
I'll give you a dimebag for all of it...
It's a good deal. Take it.
PromoteChaos
04-24-2007, 04:16 PM
anal sex without the analeaze
Only wussies who can't turn on their men need analease
:eek:
Caw
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 04:18 PM
I'll give you a dimebag for all of it...
It's a good deal. Take it.
What the hell would I do with a dimebag? Besides the videos you only have to pay for shipping and on the swings I don't want shipping just what I have listed. :cool:
PromoteChaos
04-24-2007, 04:25 PM
What the hell would I do with a dimebag? Besides the videos you only have to pay for shipping and on the swings I don't want shipping just what I have listed. :cool:
To keep your dimes from sliding around in the car. Duh/Der!
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 04:27 PM
To keep your dimes from sliding around in the car. Duh/Der!
I have one of those puchy tay things built in for that... so no deal Skones!
if papa wasn't so freaked out, I would get the swing...
so you still have the swing? :rolleyes:
Skones
04-24-2007, 04:36 PM
What the hell would I do with a dimebag?
Get abso-fucking-loutly retarded and forget about the shipping costs...
Duh...
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 04:38 PM
if papa wasn't so freaked out, I would get the swing...
so you still have the swing? :rolleyes:
I do still have it. I even offered it up to him first. You need to show that man what an eyelet screw and an S hook are able to do...
SKONES- I don't smoke weed dorkass and it's like $3 for shipping. Doesn't pot cost more than that?
Skones
04-24-2007, 04:47 PM
I don't smoke weed dorkass and it's like $3 for shipping. Doesn't pot cost more than that?
Yes, by defenition, a dimebag ($10 worth) would cost more than $3.
However, I have no need for videos (are they VHS or DVD?), as I have fast internet. After all, the internet was designed for porn...
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 04:54 PM
Yes, by defenition, a dimebag ($10 worth) would cost more than $3.
However, I have no need for videos (are they VHS or DVD?), as I have fast internet. After all, the internet was designed for porn...
DVDs... I left my only VHS in a friend's player last time I was in Ohio. I even qued it to the best part cuz I'm nice like that.
Ever seen a woman masterbate with a 7inch, it's very interesting...
Skones
04-24-2007, 04:58 PM
DVDs... I left my only VHS in a friend's player last time I was in Ohio. I even qued it to the best part cuz I'm nice like that.
Ever seen a woman masterbate with a 7inch, it's very interesting...
Haa, I donated my old TV/VCR combo to a school without realizing that there was a porn tape still in it fast-forwarded to a rather lewd scene...
Never heard back from them...
And I've never seen a chick masterbate with a 7 inch. I have, however, seen chicks get off on my 8"...
:wink::wink:
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 05:04 PM
Haa, I donated my old TV/VCR combo to a school without realizing that there was a porn tape still in it fast-forwarded to a rather lewd scene...
Never heard back from them...
And I've never seen a chick masterbate with a 7 inch. I have, however, seen chicks get off on my 8"...
:wink::wink:
8" of what?
Skones
04-24-2007, 05:08 PM
8" of what?
Guess...
:wink:
PoundingNails
04-24-2007, 05:09 PM
Haa, I donated my old TV/VCR combo to a school without realizing that there was a porn tape still in it fast-forwarded to a rather lewd scene...
Never heard back from them...
And I've never seen a chick masterbate with a 7 inch. I have, however, seen chicks get off on my 8"...
:wink::wink:
You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 05:12 PM
Guess...
:wink:
Strap-on?
brettagal
04-24-2007, 05:14 PM
im kinda hoping my hubby doesent see this thread, he has a vast porn collection (which i may make him reduce).
i think up to date he has over 150 dvds.
im starting to feel a bit redundant:frown:
Skones
04-24-2007, 05:14 PM
You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.
Care for a gander?
I just so happen to have my tape measure right next to me...
Strap-on?
If that's what you crazy kids are calling it these days...
which i may make him reduce
That would be quite uncalled for.
Bruiser
04-24-2007, 05:17 PM
im kinda hoping my hubby doesent see this thread, he has a vast porn collection (which i may make him reduce).
i think up to date he has over 150 dvds.
im starting to feel a bit redundant:frown:
You guys don't watch it together?
im kinda hoping my hubby doesent see this thread, he has a vast porn collection (which i may make him reduce).
i think up to date he has over 150 dvds.
im starting to feel a bit redundant:frown:
your husband and i are gonna get along great when i go up to england. does he have any violet storm material by chance???
brettagal
04-24-2007, 05:22 PM
You guys don't watch it together?
yeah but when youve seen 120 girls do it in all holes in all positions it kinda gets boring, (i leave him and his hand to it ).
brettagal
04-24-2007, 05:23 PM
your husband and i are gonna get along great when i go up to england. does he have any violet storm material by chance???
i havent a clue, hes not here to ask.
hes got sweedish stuff american german and british, his fave is ben dover (he likes ladies bottoms)
Care for a gander?
I just so happen to have my tape measure right next to me...
If that's what you crazy kids are calling it these days...
That would be quite uncalled for.
So take a picture (video is better :wink: ) and let us watch you measure your friend
PoundingNails
04-25-2007, 08:59 AM
Care for a gander?
I just so happen to have my tape measure right next to me...
Uhmm, no Skones... Not really no...
Ruby Doe
04-25-2007, 11:25 AM
NO! I HAVE NOT WATCHED OR USED ANY OF IT!
They are bizzare things that I have accumulated for being in the porn biz. Come on guys keep up with me here. I don't need two door harnesses after all...
Apparently neither do I, being newly single and all...
Apparently neither do I, being newly single and all...
what happened to meathead???
Ruby Doe
04-25-2007, 11:34 AM
what happened to meathead???
His ass got the boot.
End of story.
PromoteChaos
04-25-2007, 12:38 PM
You guys don't watch it together?
That's what I was thinking. All of our porn was bought by me or us together. We only watch them together.
your husband and i are gonna get along great when i go up to england. does he have any violet storm material by chance???
So, you two are going to sit around watching porn & jerking it together or are you going to jerk each others?
Uhmm, no Skones... Not really no...
Yeah, he was totally hitting on you then! If you ever change your mind, you know where to send the pics/vid!
His ass got the boot.
End of story.
Wowzers!:eek:
Did you beat his ass with a chairleg on his way out?
PromoteChaos
04-25-2007, 12:49 PM
if papa wasn't so freaked out, I would get the swing...
so you still have the swing? :rolleyes:
What is he so worried about anyway? If he worries about it falling that much then, what about these:
This pic makes me laugh
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesWedge_6.jpg
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesWedge_4.jpg
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesWedge_2.jpg
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesWedge_tan.jpg
http://www.liberator.com/products_combo.php
Oooooh, I wish my hubby was home! :anim_spank:
grouchybastid
04-25-2007, 12:51 PM
His ass got the boot.
End of story.
Sorry to hear it. Shit's never fun.
PromoteChaos
04-25-2007, 12:56 PM
ME OW!
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesCombo_5.jpg
This is the set we have, but we got it for a lot less through Adam & Eve. They have all kinds of special offers going on pretty much all of the time. Once that set was included in their sale I pounced on it. Hey, that's Punny
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesCombo_1.jpg
PromoteChaos
04-25-2007, 01:03 PM
Okay just 1 more pic because it made me laugh. This guy looks like a fruit-n-a-half, plus it looks like he's wearing stockings.
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdBlackShapesRamp_5.jpg
Bruiser
04-25-2007, 01:50 PM
Okay just 1 more pic because it made me laugh. This guy looks like a fruit-n-a-half, plus it looks like he's wearing stockings.
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdBlackShapesRamp_5.jpg
It also looks like she's going him in the butt... just an observation.
So, you two are going to sit around watching porn & jerking it together or are you going to jerk each others?
mutual masturbation??? hey while stationed in lejeune, i would rub one off after breakfast, another after lunch and maybe 3 times in the evenings. my roommates were so sick of me locking the door so i can rub one out they told me to go into the bathroom. i didn't want to take the laptop into the shitter so i would set up my little whack shack and rub one out with the others still in the room.
ME OW!
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesCombo_5.jpg
This is the set we have, but we got it for a lot less through Adam & Eve. They have all kinds of special offers going on pretty much all of the time. Once that set was included in their sale I pounced on it. Hey, that's Punny
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesCombo_1.jpg
sweet..I have seen those in the adam & eve catalog. Always wanted to know if they were worth the money
Loathe
04-25-2007, 03:20 PM
Apparently neither do I, being newly single and all...
how you doin.........
Skones
04-25-2007, 03:53 PM
Once that set was included in their sale I got pounced on.
I think that might be what you really meant...
jeffer
04-25-2007, 03:53 PM
http://www.liberator.com/images/products/prodshots/ProdShapesCombo_6.jpg
I want this tiger one for my house:cool:I'll take the chick too!
Skones
04-25-2007, 03:54 PM
If you ever change your mind, you know where to send the pics/vid!
Whoa now!
Slow the fuck down!
Don't be offering people to send shit to me!
It's only gay if you're the catcher holmes...
Bound Fo' Glory
04-25-2007, 04:46 PM
Crack Addict 4
http://www.sugardvd.com/browse/vod/details/138306/crack_addict_4.html (http://www.sugardvd.com/browse/vod/details/138306/crack_addict_4.html)
Words cannot describe the disappointment I felt when I saw this title and clicked the link. It was just a dumb pun. :frown:
weknowhowtolive
04-25-2007, 08:49 PM
Words cannot describe the disappointment I felt when I saw this title and clicked the link. It was just a dumb pun. :frown:Seriously.
Bruiser
04-25-2007, 09:56 PM
Words cannot describe the disappointment I felt when I saw this title and clicked the link. It was just a dumb pun. :frown:
what were you expecting?
WhiskeyMedic
04-25-2007, 09:58 PM
what were you expecting?
http://data1.blog.de/blog/c/calgary/img/crackhead.jpg
and maybe
http://www.fetishfish.com/blog/images/posts/crack-val.jpg
for some hot, steamy, funky breath, no tooth having, crackhead action...
Bruiser
04-25-2007, 10:00 PM
AN ICKY PHOTO
EWE... and wtf would that be a porn? You need the Bang Bus series if that's what you want.
weknowhowtolive
04-25-2007, 10:41 PM
EWE... and wtf would that be a porn? You need the Bang Bus series if that's what you want.Are you dissing on Bang Bus, the best porn ever?
Bruiser
04-25-2007, 10:45 PM
Are you dissing on Bang Bus, the best porn ever?
Nope.
weknowhowtolive
04-26-2007, 12:00 AM
Nope.I should hope not. Nothing beats a stranger and then a good laugh .
Bruiser
04-26-2007, 09:18 AM
I should hope not. Nothing beats a stranger and then a good laugh .
Shit homie, that's like 1/6 of our revenue is that series. The ultimate in amatuer.
Loathe
04-26-2007, 10:32 AM
You guys really think they pick up random broads on the street?
I doubt it, that shits got to be set up, like MILF hunter and all the other bang bus wanabes like bang boat and shit.
grouchybastid
04-26-2007, 10:54 AM
You guys really think they pick up random broads on the street?
I doubt it, that shits got to be set up, like MILF hunter and all the other bang bus wanabes like bang boat and shit.
Hells yeah.
Gut Check
04-27-2007, 08:41 PM
You guys really think they pick up random broads on the street?
I doubt it, that shits got to be set up, like MILF hunter and all the other bang bus wanabes like bang boat and shit.
That's what makes it great, the cheese factor.
Where's all the good porn? Get some Assparade shit, hot damn.
That's what makes it great, the cheese factor.
Where's all the good porn? Get some Assparade shit, hot damn.
speaking of cheesy porn, am I the only one that thought Taboo was bad?
weknowhowtolive
04-29-2007, 03:51 PM
Some of them might be faked, but i've seen a few where the chick got pissed and left the car, or wouldnt get in, or whatever.
Blue Blood
04-29-2007, 05:53 PM
Some of them might be faked, but i've seen a few where the chick got pissed and left the car, or wouldnt get in, or whatever.
That's because you were in the car.
weknowhowtolive
04-29-2007, 06:59 PM
That's because you were in the car.Yes! I was!
Bruiser
04-30-2007, 08:32 PM
speaking of cheesy porn, am I the only one that thought Taboo was bad?
No, all the Taboo Movies sucked.
Blood Red Eagle
05-01-2007, 07:39 PM
midget porn? anyone?
Bruiser
05-01-2007, 08:24 PM
midget porn? anyone?
I already traded mine for my chest tattoo
Skones
05-01-2007, 08:29 PM
I already traded mine for my chest tattoo
You should send out all of your porn through a bunch of AnySoldiers.
Sure you might not get paid for it, but you could think of yourself as a philanthropist...
yeah but when youve seen 120 girls do it in all holes in all positions it kinda gets boring, (i leave him and his hand to it ).
never boring...never
Blood Red Eagle
05-30-2007, 08:55 PM
never boring...never
lex is still a girl's name.
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